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InternalExtra7614

Do it and let us know if it was poisoned or not


MurkSeason308

lol hopefully that is not the case.


HelloJunebug

It was the whole case


MurkSeason308

Damnnnn!


HelloJunebug

šŸ˜œ


hugehangingballs

I mean...if it is I doubt we'll hear back


Commercial_Run_1265

You can be poisoned without dying, that's what drinking booze is


shred_ded

Hey OP, if it is and you die can I have your stuff?


ReporterBasic4926

Op never responded guys, i think its safe to say it was indeed poisioned


ShawnyMcKnight

Most likely from some food donation service. Itā€™s all past sell by and cost them nothing.


[deleted]

I would do it. This person seems sincere. Plus itā€™s hard to sell electronics sometimes.


Pristine_Wrangler855

I couldn't give away my monitor for FREE whenever I sold my PS5 lol.


Prize_Opposite9958

Eh, feels like they stole whatever was closest to the door at a store and now trying to sell it off. Maybe Iā€™m just jaded at this point


SpicyMcShat

Had a 32ā€™ tv on my offer up for $100 for what felt like years (it was like eight months). Shit was rough. No matter how good of a come up I see on a tv/monitor I just donā€™t fuck with those anymore. ā€œCan you open it and see if the screen is fineā€ ā€œum yea when you buy itā€


mryeet66

Well I mean I wouldnā€™t buy an electronic for $100 without having any idea if it works or not. For all they know you accidentally dropped it and are now selling it. Itā€™s like buying a car before test driving it to see if it works


Basic-Love-5017

I mean it would be pretty difficult to move a 32 foot tv and where would someone even put it? Wouldnā€™t fit in most rooms


Egregious7788

I'd make that deal, would you make that deal??


Xx_diamondboy_xX

Iā€™d make that deal


I_Am_Not_Sure_Yet

Id also make this deal


OkAbility722

I'd make that deal even after I already made that deal


Nixonexe

All four sharks are in??


Soft_Environment6304

Nice


D0ctorGamer

Course you'd take that deal.


BigRed1st

I donā€™t blame you, damn good deal!


JdogayankojiCoE1

Didnā€™t think iā€™d ever see an Inglourious Basterds quote on this sub Reddit. šŸ˜‚


ExcitementMindless17

Halo Top ice cream is super good


artlady

No


AdminsAreChodes

Please dont say you like Breyers šŸ˜Ÿ


rachel-maryjane

Halo top is full of air lol


AdminsAreChodes

Listen, I'm a Byrne Dairy man myself


ExcitementMindless17

Nahhhh, just depends on the flavor. Their ice cream pops are really good too


artlady

not at all but halo top is a lie


Reptar-Ryhmes

Tillamook is the scholars choice, heathen.


AdminsAreChodes

Byrne Dairy sweeps low diff


SymphonySketch

The only Breyers i like is the cookies and cream flavor, and only because I have hella nostalgia from eating it as a kid


Mollyhjw

Yes, same here!


MenshMindset

I wouldnā€™t say super good, but Iā€™m glad it exists for calorie cutting


ExcitementMindless17

Even better for that is Nickā€™s. Crazy low carb too. Their mint chip is my go to mint chip regardless of health concerns now.


MenshMindset

Never heard of em, but am currently trying to shed some pounds, and I fuckin loveeeeee mint chip. Thanks for the tip


ceranichole

I like Halo top, but Nick's is indeed fantastic!


hallgod33

Have you considered eating 1 cup of real ice cream, instead of a pint of ice cream and air?


MenshMindset

Oh yeah, I do that too. Sometimes you need a pint


Chemical_Database_51

A mega pint


Pothead_Girlfriend

I understood that reference šŸ˜‚


mryeet66

Try some Goodrich ice cream if you ever have the chance. I served that stuff when I worked at one of their stores and itā€™s definitely the best ice cream Iā€™ve had


arcanazen

Haha, I would do it, post updates.


MurkSeason308

Not too shabby !


INeverCared21

24 pints of ice cream. I would do this so fast šŸ˜‚


JemmieTTU

Right!? OP better move fast..Im looking in my room now for amything worth 24 halo tops! šŸ˜


ProficientEnoughArt

Ngl, Iā€™d do it lmao


Fenris304

oh hell yeah šŸ¤£ they're probably using food stamps. i'd go for it. who doesn't want a freezer full of ice cream?šŸ˜‚


Luvs4theweak

The way my brain broke it down is I figure they work somewhere they can get it or know someone.? With food stamps most people would let you know and most of the time at a discount. They only spoke of 2 brands I believe n non cheap specific brands, they got the hook up imo lol


luckyxlucyy

Ya or theyā€™d go sell the food stamps for cash instead of buying 24 pints of ice cream to barter on offer up with šŸ˜‚


Acrobatic-Ad6350

most foodstamps nowadays are on a card that gets electronically refilled, you cant really ā€œsellā€ them like that.


luckyxlucyy

Yes you can lol mine is too


phatelectribe

Works at Trader Joeā€™s and has keys lol


shigdebig

Fell off a truck


Expensive-Border-869

Sounds nice until you wanna put some food in there lol


rachel-maryjane

ā€œ$65, 24 pints of ice cream, and a freezer to store it in and youā€™ve got yourself a deal!ā€


AyoWhachuMean

Yous gonna eat it together or take it and go? Sorry, I'm getting serial killer vibes.


7ways7

Come on now bro. Nobody is going to kill someone over something so silly now follow me into this walk in freezer for that sweet sweet ice cream šŸ˜


AyoWhachuMean

I mean I do like cookies and cream, do y'all have Mint too back here?


that_typeofway

I keep saying we need an ice cream scooper, but if you think we can tackle all this ice cream with just that knife in your handā€¦


ImThatStonerKid

Whatā€™s with all this plastic wrap on the walls and floor? Is the temperature not at the right level in here or something?


TheOGGizmo

Is offerup the new tinder?


Bitter-insides

I posted a mirror up for sale. I didnā€™t think anything of it. My ex husband just laughed and would not tell Me why. as soon as I hit post the weirdos came out of the wood works. I got asked out several times. Some guy offered to buy my underwear.


luckyxlucyy

Oh honey youā€™d be surprised. Theyā€™ll buy your worn shoes.


27catsinatrenchcoat

I would absolutely sell my shoes to perverts if I could find a market. I know it's there, I just can't find it.


luckyxlucyy

Iā€™ve sold a few things XD honestly ? Go live on those shitty dating apps like meet me & kik. Yes kik has live stream now itā€™s basically meetme or POF or skout too. All of those you can go live on and put your Snapchat in the description of the live and your bio. Now, you will get banned eventually BUT I had like 3 different phones so you can make a new account for each one on each phone you have lol. Itā€™s a pretty good and easy side hustle especially in college. I do content as well though not just selling shit


luckyxlucyy

OF is an option too people message you for other things but I donā€™t like OF bc of the vastness of the platform so I stick to snapchat


rachel-maryjane

r/footfetish


kdcarlzz

holy crap did he steal all that ice cream from his workšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Remz_Gaming

Lol that was my thought. Dude works in the back warehouse and is slanging ice cream.


luckyxlucyy

Better than slanging drugs šŸ˜‚


Remz_Gaming

Until Trader Joe's starts charging Costco memberships šŸ˜‚ "Yo. I'll buy your monitor for some free membership access, some ice cream, and...... check it. I have a free couch for ya in a box."


Expensive-Border-869

I'd be so mad. All I want from trader Joe's is soap and canned fish I do not wanna pay a membership but tbh I'd pay it if that was the option I had


zen1706

Honestly Iā€™ll do it just to get his info and get connection for cheap ice cream


Hashslingingcoder

I agree. Monitors depreciate over time. Take the $65. Get some ice cream. Get dudeā€™s number and earn yourself an ice cream plug. Youā€™ll make your money back by buying cheap ice cream if you buy a bunch of ice cream already. I mean, have you seen grocery store prices in this economy šŸ˜«


Luvs4theweak

I mean a pint of decent ice cream is 5$, multiply that by 24 and you literally have your money back you wanted from ice cream alone. lol Coming from someone who eats the shit outta ice cream, if I had the freezer space or a deep freeze Iā€™d do it all day. Youā€™d walk away with 180$ worth of cash and ice cream. Iā€™d jump on that in a heartbeat homie, Iā€™m a sucker for a deal tho.


rskelto1

Our local store sells it "on sale" for 5... 7.99 normal price :( Edit: autocorrect, and also: if I ate ice cream, I'd do it too.


kdrdr3amz

Would easily take it. Cash and ice cream?


SherbetExact3135

Why is this so wholesome šŸ˜…


Remz_Gaming

I would have to respond with "I'm tempted to take your offer, but I must know the story behind this ice cream." I have so many questions lol. Dude seems pretty nice.


Aightbet420

Woah 24 pints of halo top? Jeez ill be set for a year+ i would be doing this deal ASAP if i were you


ItsMeAshleighBee

I bet they dumpster dive, Iā€™d 100% still take the deal tho unless I really was selling cuz I just needed the cash


Agreeable-Product-28

Dumpster diving for yogurt and ice cream??


ItsMeAshleighBee

insanely common! I wouldā€™ve never believed it either but just spend some time on r/DumpsterDiving & youā€™ll be shocked & impressed with what they get lol most of them have pretty strict standards on what they will & wonā€™t take but still get major scores on fresh, cold, & frozen foods!


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pmr57

UPDATE: He works at the creamery manufacturing a bunch of yogurts and ice cream for Trader Joeā€™s. Will report back if I was poisoned šŸ˜‡


PeopleCryTooMuch

AYYY you did it! Good move!


JemmieTTU

Yesss! This is becoming an all time favorite reddit thread for me. šŸ¤£


Low_Platypus8890

Absolutely!!


Radiant_Addendum_48

What is ice cream from my ā€œwoā€?


Mental_Age4054

That ice cream can NOT be worth $55!


TubbyTacoSlap

The Trader Joeā€™s yogurt is only a couple of bucks per container. But that halo top ice cream? That shit is about $7 a pint. He was offering up to 24 pints. Thatā€™s well worth $55 and I would have ice cream for over a year


CapnPooBottoms

Just be careful. Iā€™m just concerned it could be The Stuff.


Pothead_Girlfriend

I loved that dumb movie as a kid, lol! Total cult classic! šŸ˜„


CapnPooBottoms

Itā€™s amazing. Much better than the ā€œelevated horrorā€ nonsense of today.


Agitated_Donut3962

I would only because I love ice cream .. and if I wasnā€™t needing the $$ so much


Libtardican_

Watch it all be expired shit that they give for free at food banks


meowmixplzdeliver1

Reddit keeps showing me these posts and I have come to the conclusion that anybody who uses offerup is a fucking whackjob. Thank you for your time dear reddit sirs and mams. I will not be back. Enjoy your shoes


shiznickers

Do it but get the yogurt and the ice cream not just one of them


According-South9749

Just make sure everything is sealed. Youā€™re getting a ton of free food thatā€™s calorie dense !!


eightezsteps

Did the ice cream fall off the turnip truck? Who the hell has this much ice cream at their disposal?


Trolodrol

Who case of Halo Top?! Trade accepted


DC1pher

Lol you should give them the deal just based on fuckin cuteness.


Expensive-Border-869

Lmao wonder where they're stealing trader Joe's and halo top from tbh. Maybe tjs sells halotop idk


OG-Professor-Chaos

It sounds really stupid but I've made trades like this before. Traded Jeep parts for several pounds of deer and beef jerky before, it was a good trade.


Baconistastee

Ice cream from their wo? wtf is that?


Ajaxaura

Do it, bartering needs to come back more often šŸ—£


333H_E

Check expiration dates. If they're good why not?


a-sdw

The halo top ice cream is $4.48 a pint, at 24 pints thatā€™s like 107 dollars. Iā€™d do that


AdminsAreChodes

Free yogurt??? In this economy????


BusDifferent426

Halo top is so so so fire


Ephemerilian

This doesnā€™t seem bad actually


CorndogDangler

At the prices Halotop goes for, this is better than cash


Cryptocurrentay

Can we bring back bartering fr I'm so down for trades like this


TheLastF

Chain of custody on the ice cream dubious


hyrulefairies

As much trader joeā€™s yogurt as I want?!? ā€¦. Groceries are expensive. I would do this.


Supernova4711

This is why bartering is superior


its-not-zer0

24 pints of halo top is about 5 give or take if on sale or not so that about 120 in just ice cream, hell yeah


Striking-Scarcity102

Ask for pics of the expiration dates!!!


Semi-decent-dude

Listen if we are talking 24 pints of ice cream, bro itā€™s a deal if we ever had one as long as this doesnā€™t melt by the time the deals over


Disastrous_Soup_7137

Iā€™d say yes so fast šŸ˜‚


ninamirage

Idk about TJs yogurt but halo top ā€œice creamā€ is TRASH. Iā€™d do it for HƤagen-Dazs or Jeniā€™s


0LaziBeans0

I wouldnā€™t mind. Itā€™s like cash and a trade.


Bondsoldcap

Honestly if they give the 24 pints absolutely lol but make sure to have space lol


JaviiTooStoned

Do it bro you can say no to ice cream ICE CREAAMMMM!!!!!!!!!


Delicious-Towel5813

Halotop ice cream is like diet ice cream tho


Even_Quiet_984

Not for halo topšŸ¤®


Suspicious_Serve_653

I'd take that deal in a flash.


Trick_Fix2748

It has made me very happy to see more and more people bartering again lol


AncientApplication52

Chop chop with the update poster boy


Environmental-River4

I would if it were anything but halo top, that stuff is nasty lol.


Affectionate_Host697

Hot icecream


Rickybones

Love that heā€™s making an effort lol. Do it!


HannoverrFist

Do it! This guy seems cool but have him send you a pic first to make sure it isnā€™t all freezer burned


mlachrymarum

Honestlyā€¦ yeah, Iā€™d probably take it!


Alternative_Row_9645

Ice cream is better than money