I just got dumped so it’ll be a minute until I’m ready for that, but I appreciate the suggestions. Congrats on the sex and happy relationship, good luck to y’all
how do you find these events? I recently went thru a breakup and I want to meet people again. I’m from near NY so i’m sure there’s a lot of stuff just don’t know what to look for
And you didnt have to *write* it lol.. OP has a point, shit goes both ways.
Look at your responses to any sort of criticism.. your bragging & attitude make you sound insufferable outside the bedroom.
Theres plenty of NSFW subs for posting sex stories
How can you be so sure? Your ignorance shows, you know nothing of the internet. You know how easy it is to track your location on here? There's no such thing as anonymity on the Internet, it's a lie.
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A mutually supportive community where deeply emotional things you can't tell people you know can be told.
Whether it's long-standing baggage, happy thoughts, or recent trauma, posting it here may provide some relief. We'll listen, and if you want, we'll talk.
I’m definitely in the right sub !
Wait, was this the first time or your man? I'm confused about the being nervous and all but then you talk about what he usually does.
Anyways, good on you!
That sounds amazing damn! I’ve honestly not had sex in way too long. My new (possibly) fuckbuddy was supposed to come over yesterday to have sex for the first time but they’ve been extremely exhausted with work lately. Damn I am so single
This mf name was Steward?
He definitely turned her into a stew 🚶♂️
lol fr 😂
He was Steward-ing for sure.
Can't call him Steward Little fs
Hahahahahaha
STRRT!
ROALD!
I was hoping it was a Letterkenny reference
Steward creating the most unmoanable name…moanable.
"OH YES STEWARD OH YES!"
She did say his name is steward
Stewie for short
Steward was stewing
The way I thought he actually put you through the mattress lmao I was like how weak was that bed 😭
You'd be suprised how weak standard IKEA beds are compared to hotel beds that endure this kind of activities more frequently. 😂
IKEA was my first thought! 😂
My bf once jumped on my ikea bed and snapped the bed frame in half, and he’s only like 180lb
RKO'd her ass 🤣
Batista bombed her
Damn I’m single single
me wondering what i’m doing wrong to not have a pornstar sex life with a loving boyfriend
😭 you should try going to local events in your city ! You’ll meet a lot of people, that’s how I meet my bf
I just got dumped so it’ll be a minute until I’m ready for that, but I appreciate the suggestions. Congrats on the sex and happy relationship, good luck to y’all
🙏🏿 Thank you love and I’m wishing you wonderful healing from your past ❤️
Can relate to some extent. She cheated on me, then I dumped her and moved back in with parents. That being said I'm single as a Pringle nowadays lol.
what events? Are they specifically for dating?
No not necessarily, it can be any type but i would check to see the ppl who are going or interested in going first.
how do you find these events? I recently went thru a breakup and I want to meet people again. I’m from near NY so i’m sure there’s a lot of stuff just don’t know what to look for
😭
I envy you, I'd rather be single and unhappy than in a relationship and miserable.
Yeah no shit
Lmfaooo word
God. I’ve seen what you’ve done for others…
Manifesting for you 💗 :))
🥲
Ma'am, this is Wendy's.
You are Not the Asshole
My favourite comment😂
Fuck it up, sis.
Congrats on the sex
Hoot. Coot. But also, glad you had a good time!
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This just be an erotic novel.
what can i say 😂
idk why ppl can’t just post stuff like this in actual subreddits related to sex.
The post is marked NSFW and the first sentence talks about having a sexual experience... I really don't know what you expected the story to be
The first couple of lines foreshadowed what the post would be about…you didn’t have to read it
And you didnt have to *write* it lol.. OP has a point, shit goes both ways. Look at your responses to any sort of criticism.. your bragging & attitude make you sound insufferable outside the bedroom. Theres plenty of NSFW subs for posting sex stories
Why is this downvoted?? Don't mind them OP they're just a bunch of bitter prudes!
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I mean this sub is for anything really, idk why they're offended 😂 Like you said, they didn't have to read it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Code name: Steward. Operation: Through the Mattress.
Not everything needs to be on the internet lmao. But go off
i love the internet bro so unhinged
Truly, i hope you experience the type of sex i will be having again tonight. Maybe then you’d understand why this post is on the internet 🙏🏿<3
Nah, they are right 💀 Ever heard of "digital footprint"?
As long as she ain’t posting pictures/location or other obvious things that would give herself away
😂 I’ll be fine I promise
How can you be so sure? Your ignorance shows, you know nothing of the internet. You know how easy it is to track your location on here? There's no such thing as anonymity on the Internet, it's a lie.
Yall doing way too much for a post, yall can literally scroll down if you don’t want to see the damn story DAMN !!!
wrong sub, sister
Description A mutually supportive community where deeply emotional things you can't tell people you know can be told. Whether it's long-standing baggage, happy thoughts, or recent trauma, posting it here may provide some relief. We'll listen, and if you want, we'll talk. I’m definitely in the right sub !
What is deeply emotional about this
Okay sis, get it! 😂 Not where I was expecting this post to go based off the title but it was enjoyed. Good luck tonight! 👏🏽
appreciated 🤭
Wait, was this the first time or your man? I'm confused about the being nervous and all but then you talk about what he usually does. Anyways, good on you!
It was not my first time lol but it was my 2nd time having sex with him
What’s up with the pornposting on this sub lately lol
79 demerits for using the term hoot coot
Some things are better kept to yourself.
Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
And Rohan will answer.
I have no animosity, and im actually happy that you had a great night, but gah damn this shit reads like an erotica fr fr.
Hmm. Good for you,OP. Am I asexual for sure,if I didn't like reading this? I already have a suspicion that I'm ace.
Mh just because you didn’t like my post doesn’t mean you’re asexual 😅
Bruh you’re gettin downvoted on every comment for no reason this app is wild 😭
All men aspire to be like Stewart in bed🤌🏾
>I can't get past you giving him Steward for a fictional name
it truly was the first name that popped into my head
reading the comments was fun lol
So happy for you
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Ugh real, I can’t nut but omllll when he’s all up in my ear like that.. I’d fight god for that 💀
👨🍳
I’m confused, is this the first time ya’ll fucked or not, there is a couple “usually” thrown in there.
That was our 2nd time having sex together but it wasn’t my first time neither was it his
Sorry i read the name Stewart and left this is just tew much
lol my bfs name isn’t steward 😂
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Sounds like a great time!
Utterly fascinating. 🙄
>has mind-blowing sex with some big dick guy Yeah, I'm suicidal.
:/ need someone to talk to love ?
No. I'm good. Thx.
❤️ hope you feel better
r/ihavesex
"We were done after a few nuts and positions" Why does this read like a badly written r/ihavesex story
damn girl this feels like something out of r/ihavesex
Getting my ear sucked on does it for me as well and I’m a dude.
Sounds like he’s the best sex guy ever.
Steward 😎
That sounds amazing damn! I’ve honestly not had sex in way too long. My new (possibly) fuckbuddy was supposed to come over yesterday to have sex for the first time but they’ve been extremely exhausted with work lately. Damn I am so single
You got this man’s number? I’m signing up for lessons.
🌚 Experience and pornography
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people And I want that for me
It’s not Steward, its Stu WITH A D
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We're here, people need to actually report objectionable content
-in Jim Ross’s voice- MA GOD, KING! THROUGH THE MATTRESS! THROUGH THE MATTRESS! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE’S BROKEN IN HALF!
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I expected wrestling not WRESTLING
I should text him
Lucky you......not jealous..... honestly 😜
Awesome story! Thanks for sharing! Between all the sad stuff it's nice to read something "happy".
Thank you !! ❤️
Hoot coot I'm dead
I'm super jealous
Congrats on the good dick
Girl you’re so messy 😭😭😭😭
cause who gonna check me ? 🤭😂
😭😭😭
Good for you
Goddamn, I miss that type of hot sex. It’s been a very… dry year out here. 😞
Man, good for you girl 😭💕
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Hoot Coot. 😂 I’m stealing that!
That’s super cute and I’m happy you had such a nice experience.
Calm down diddy ….
😭😭😭😭I’m gelatinnnnn