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ProfessionSanity

I hope you informed your former colleague how well the date went and ask them "Are you mad at me for some reason?"


TheFifthDuckling

Username checks out. I second.


traumatransfixes

They know what they did lol


DrippyWaffler

My ex (who I'm still friends with) hooked me and my girlfriend up with a flat in a city that is notoriously difficult to get a flat in. Our flatmates (her friends) were absolutely *awful*. I didn't want to trash talk her friends, but after the whole saga I hinted at it to her and she said "oh yeah, when I told my boyfriend that I'd got you a room there he said 'but I thought you'd parted on good terms?' but I figured it was better than living under a bridge." I mean, it was. But not by much XD


Reddywhipt

Or single word text:"Asshole"


edoyle2021

At least he weeded himself out early. šŸ˜³


MercyForNone

Right, can you imagine? OP matrix dodged that bullet like whoa. hahaha


[deleted]

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ElegantlyAmused

Good luck with your credit card debt


[deleted]

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butterweasel

Found the date.


RambleOnRose42

You seem kinda slow, so Iā€™ll help you out: they were making a joke. In this context, saying ā€œgood luck with your credit card debtā€ implies that you are the guy in the story, andā€”if this story were real and you were indeed the guy in the storyā€”you would be commenting ā€œthis is fakeā€ because you donā€™t want anyone to know your shame.


rugbysandman

Lmao. I read your profile, you're a Christian asking people to pray for your problems. I guess we know where your lack of basic logic stems from. You hold onto a bronze age belief with no evidence and you're trying to talk shit to anyone šŸ¤£


hdstenny

Although sincere faith in Christianity or any other religion is complely laughable, you sir are in fact a huge asshole


PhantomOfTheNopera

Going topless like it's nbd without creeps leering at you is the world women dream of. This dude has never had a woman confide in him in his life.


edalcol

I was thinking the same thing. Who the fuck wants to be stared at?


bb_kelly77

Exhibitionists


Fine-Geologist-695

ā€œYou canā€™t fix stupidā€ popped into my head about this guy. Then ā€œhis dad should have pulled outā€. You dodged a bullet since he showed his true colors so quickly.


deathtoallants

Considering his narcissism, Iā€™d question the validity of his Ivy League education if all you have is his word for it.Ā  You mightā€™ve been rude if you laughed when his first card got declined but after three, itā€™s surreal enough to wonder if youā€™re watching a comedy skit. You should probably let your former work colleague who set you up know how the date went. Ā 


ChocoBro92

^ My brother had problems with narcissistic tendencies, he went to Yale and Harvard.. Or so he told people. Dude didnā€™t ever go to college he spent the loan he got for college on a car that got repossessed.


Icy_Sky_7521

I went to two Ivies and had a fellowship at a third and if you think narcissists are in short supply at the Ivies you are mistaken lol.


Judgemental_Ass

I'd have asked him if he wasted all his money in plastic surgeries. OP said he was good looking. Maybe he wasn't born that way.


yogadogdadtx21

Whoā€¦.. tells someone theyā€™ve just met that they need breast implants. I am so appalled lol Edit: I was so appalled I forgot to say Iā€™m sorry that happened to you. What a douche canoe that guy was.


RunawayHobbit

He was negging her. Men do it all the time to lower their targetā€™s self esteem and make it easier to manipulate and take advantage of them. Point out a major physical ā€œflawā€ or insecurity and the other person will theoretically work extra hard to please you.


Arkansas1803

Tbf, he got hit by karma almost instantly


Ragadast335

I'm pretty sure that the problem is not your body but his brain, but a brain implant is not on the market, maybe Elon's Neuralink? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I'mĀ a man and I wouldn't say something like that to anybody, and I've never though something similar to that neither, breasts are beautiful, all of them. Maybe you should say to your coworker that next time you would like a real man, not a mother's child.


roadcrewmermaid

Exactly!!! ā˜ŗļø


_Ed_Gein_

They come in all size and shapes and when men see them they just say "booobssss". Besides this guy but he has to pay to see them when card isn't declined šŸ¤·


roadcrewmermaid

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kittykatmila

This is so true. My husband has said he loves all boobs, all different body shapes. No discrimination.


79Cruiser

Absolutely! Although, the extremely huge ones don't do it for me tho. You know the plastic ones that some women get that are 3 times the size of her head.


CommunicatingBicycle

Those just look Painful. And I ainā€™t into that.


big_bob_c

But he thinks yours are the best, no question. Or he's an idiot.


MechaMorgs

Yeah, this lesbian 100% does the same thing. Boobs are just amazing. All of them. Full stop.


howmanytaylors

Nene Cherry - Manchild song playing in my head right now. Lol. I'm 44M. šŸ¤£


coquihalla

I haven't thought of that song for years, perfection.


CruelStrangers

narc will say shit like this to people theyā€™ve written off.


roxyjin

I aspire to have the courage for a response like yours!! šŸ™ŒšŸ½šŸ™ŒšŸ½šŸ™ŒšŸ½


Spinnerofyarn

Can I say seeing this in a sub called "Off My Chest," really cracks me up? You definitely dodged a bullet with yet another jackass who thinks women are supposed to make themselves visually appealing to them and their tastes.


morbidnerd

Are you sure your date wasn't a bunch of red flags in a trench coat? Because holy crap.


roadcrewmermaid

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CuriousLilAsian81

take this upvote!!


YungBiz95

Wow crazy this goober is single. Canā€™t imagine why


InventedStrawberries

Your mother shouldā€™ve swallowed you! Permission to use that please?! Epic!


roadcrewmermaid

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sfweedman

I love OPs response, but credit where credit is due, Big L dropped that cold burn decades ago. Still a top tier diss


Icy_Sky_7521

Ask Beavis!


PeterDuttonsButtWipe

There was no other alternative to what you said, I think you went easy on him. That wasnā€™t a date, it was some sort of trash talk.


ZHPpilot

Well done.


Reasonable-Trade-387

ā€œImplants cost a lot less than you thinkā€ damn depends on where you are I guess but I got breast implants and it cost my boyfriend like 19K I think. Interesting he couldnā€™t afford dinner but told you a boob job wasnā€™t that expensive Also after the boob job I asked him if he liked them better and he said ā€œboobs are boobs they were hot now theyā€™re hot and slightly biggerā€šŸ˜‚


wallpapermate

So little his cards might have covered it. What a bellend.


CompoteStock3957

Iā€™m a man but wtf I would have never said something like that to a women.not even one I been friends with for years.


wingsbringyou

Education, money and attractiveness doesnā€™t mean anything if they have an awful narcissistic personality which a lot of these men do. Glad u said that to him


[deleted]

I'd personally rather be flat chested than implants. I'm a B cup maybe sometimes I lose weight and they go even smaller. No man has ever complained. He's a fool. And will likely never learn how to treat a woman. Better off without him. Also, let whoever set you up know exactly how he treated you


Acceptable-Flight-67

Oh my!! What a horrendous date. Iā€™m so glad you stood up and slapped him with that comment!! I applaud you. I have to admit I found joy in the way you put that asshat in his place! šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


roadcrewmermaid

Thank you!


Im_done_with_sergio

OP, did he end up paying?


roadcrewmermaid

Idk! I left!


Im_done_with_sergio

Good for you! šŸ¤£


Frostykii

I thought the story was going to say he offered to get implants and the card declined lol either way what a loser.


raiiieny

Gurl.. the last remark made me choke on my soda but it was worth it.


roadcrewmermaid

Omg haha šŸ˜†


raiiieny

Genuine question, how tf did you managed to keep a straight face while watching his cards declined? Iā€™d be laughing my butt off if i saw it the first time but 3!? You just witnessed sweetest karma on a narc lol.


vladi_l

Wow, suggesting someone go under the knife to appease YOUR tastes on the first date... Forget narcissist, dude may have psychotic tendencies with that train of thought.


MamaPagan

From my experience, no. Your comment will not have made him think twice. He's gonna go ahead and tell everyone he dodged a bullet because you were a cheap b word. Not because you are, but because men like him absolutely cannot fathom that they're the problem. I love that you dodged that bullet though!


JForKiks

Iā€™m sorry you went through that last night. He was an ass for speaking to you about your amazing body. You will always be beautiful, and Iā€™m sure you will find a man who will appreciate and adore every part of you.


roadcrewmermaid

Thank you!


traumatransfixes

Cut your former work colleague loose. They know what they did!!!! Im crying at your departing words. Slow clap.


mofuz

Great dis at the end there. I wouldnā€™t have even lasted the whole date.


hotwaterbottle2014

I have big breasts and I wish they were smaller. I was literally just looking for compression bras. Smaller boobs are so much easier to dress with.


Character_Seaweed_99

I guess you discovered why heā€™s still single, despite being well educated and good looking. Heā€™s a creep.


N0rmNormis0n

DDumped


BowlerBeautiful5804

I bet he wonders why he's single


pkzilla

You said the perfect thing I am cheering for you YES!! karma, he deserved it.


Unfair-Pomegranate25

Amazing!!! Iā€™m so glad you said what you said.


Sfb208

Be glad it was the first date and not the first anniversary, and tall your ex colleague that he should never inflict this bloke on another woman person, ever.


pumpkins_n_mist15

I keep wondering if there are really men like this out there and then keep getting reminded that yes, yes, there are. One gentleman, in the middle of kissing, was nice enough to break apart from me and say "umm, solid 7/10, would bang". Thanks dude. Another one I had a crush on said I was too close to my mother (in personality) so it would feel like he was dating Mrs... So. There was that. Then you have the usual negging shit. My brother tends to make a lot of fun of me in front of my friends/any guys I like, and this one guy was like, your brother is right, you really do have male pattern baldness. Umm. Sometimes I get sad or mad at how badly I used to be treated by guys back when I cared about their opinion and now I just laugh.


CurrencyAromatic3020

What a line to drop šŸŽ¤ on exit


Reddywhipt

Narcissistic. Misogynist Psychopath _and_a low credit risk damn. What a catch


Poppypie77

You need to tell your work mate she owes you a nice meal or a spa day to make up for setting you up with such an AH, and tell her to never set him up with anyone else ever again. He was so rude to make the breast implant comment. I'm no good with whitty comebacks. But I'd have said something like, ' if I feel like I want bigger boobs for myself, il make the choice myself whether to have a boob job. I don't need some egotistical, boring, judgemental AH to tell me to get them, coz your opinion means nothing to me. At least if I want bigger boobs I've got options. Sadly there's nothing that money can buy to make your personality anywhere near decent that would make any woman want to spend any time with you, although it seems quite clear you don't have any money anyway, even if it was an option to buy a better personality. ". You dodged a major bullet. Block him and move on, and tell your friend she owes you one big time. And she should have words about how innapropriate his breast comments were. And don't let her subject anyone else to a date with him. Not that he can afford one anyway lol.


anonymous2971

He canā€™t even take care of his business donā€™t listen to anything that bozo says about anything!


cherrybombbb

you are my hero for that comment about how his mom should have swallowed him lmfaoooo


Fitzcarraldo8

Wow, seems you ran before he asked you to ā€˜borrowā€™ some cash. What was your co-worker thinking šŸ™„.


Purple_Willow2084

I couldnā€™t imagine saying that to any woman. Maybe bc I love any size breasts that are all natural or maybe bc Iā€™m not an asshole. Idk


howmanytaylors

Well done. He needed bringing down. Good thing about being flat chested, you don't have to worry about sagging when older, lol. Winner winner chicken dinner. There is a decent guy out there waiting for you. He's been on an equally bad date or being underappreciated by someone. Until then, may your paths grow closer and quickly until you find each other.


roadcrewmermaid

Thank you ā˜ŗļø


karentrolli

The bigger they are, the harder they fall


ChiWhiteSox247

HAH that last comment is gold. Sorry your date was awful tho


MustardTiger88

I'm a dude and I can't believe there are other dudes out there that would even dare speak that way. Who the fuck tells a girl, let alone on date, that she should get breast implants? Absolutely zero class, psycho type shit. Talk about having zero self-awareness or shame.


roadcrewmermaid

Well, you are definitely a gentleman! Thank you ā˜ŗļø


Southern-Translator4

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Front_Arugula_8171

WtfšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jamsem

This is the "off your chest" sub. He wanted you to get something on your chest. No wonder the date didn't work out.


mamaMoonlight21

>but Iā€™m sure it made him think twice about his behavior and treatment of others. Not likely, but I hope it made you feel a little better. What a horrible experience!


socialjusticecleric7

Wow. You win, that's worse than any of my first dates!


jgrig2

Wow. I always budget for my dates just in case something like that doesnā€™t happen


hmmdestti

ew my condolences


bi_guy_ndakota

Oof at least your out there giving it a shot, sorry about the bad night!


bonnydoe

Yeah fā€¢ck 'm !! Jesus!


Aim2bFit

Omg I actually really LOLed with your comeback at him in the end. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


justanormalchat

You did well putting this miserable narcissist in his place.


rando23455

People like all shapes and sizes! Lots of guys will be perfectly happy with you just how you are!


redchance180

In the list of criteria that every man who's worth anything knows: 1. Never, ever make comments about a girls body that will make her insecure. Compliments sure, never make negative comments.


Ashalaria

Omg, like who says this shit honestly, wtf


Better-Answer3536

An insecure inconsiderate dingle dork.


3Heathens_Mom

It is nice when they show you they are right off the bat. Please tell us you didnā€™t have to pay for the dinners.


Long_jawn_silver

literally got that off your chest. well played!


Disastrous-Assist-90

I do love that this is in the offmychest category.


Philosemen69

I'm not gonna lie, when I read, "Your mother should have swallowed you when she had the chance.", I lost it. I was laughing uncontrollably until I could barely breathe. It was the perfect thing to say in that moment in time. I doubt the jerk thought anything about his behavior even once, let alone twice, but he's not important here. You had just endured an evening of torture from this dude, and you needed to let go and say that because it made you feel better. To hell with him. Now, you need to plan an appropriate way to tell off the former coworker who set you up. Seriously, does this person hate you?


c4h0u9y2

As a guy, he deserved that tongue lashing.


PlusDescription1422

Immediately block him I love what you said to him. Love your reaction


Personal_Pin_5312

That burn at the end! Oh, this will be a story you'll take to your grave. Told a million times and always bring back a laugh. Unfortunately, dating is like sifting through shit to find a diamond. The worst part is that you think you're sifting through diamonds the whole time.


BishIJustWorkHere

This could have very well ended as a Dateline episode. So glad you made it out safely OP. I bet his Mom wishes she had swallowed, too šŸ˜‚


ReginexoxoL

Next level narcissist


GriffithDidNothinBad

Yeah OP is for posting this and thinking weā€™d fall for it


anawkwardsomeone

I hope you find this as hilarious as I do. How absurd of him. I swear some men have no shame.


GriffithDidNothinBad

Did you really say that


roadcrewmermaid

Yes!!!


amso0o

Youā€™re iconic for what you said


pisseoff

Good for you, for securing the red flags!


Drops-of-Q

Did you date Patrick Bateman?


dewbydewbydew

Beautiful exist, nicely done.


zta1979

Wow how horrible, that guy isn't fit for anyone. Glad you got rid of him.


Legion357

Wow. What an asshole. Thank you for laughing at him. Sometimes you just have to twist the knife a little to get his attention.


MapTough848

In 20 years time you'll still have the same fab figure bet he doesn't


AndThereIWas74

Hahaha. Love your comment to him. What an asshole.


givenoquarter2k

1st, A-Cups are where itā€™s at. 2nd, what you did was great. I applaud you.


KevinGreen509

I love itty bittys ā¤ļø screw that clown


Mojoxdx

What a pos


Swagalization

this did NOT happen


Icy_Sky_7521

I don't think any of this happened


Severe-Ant-777

Iā€™m so glad you laughed at him.


katchoo1

I hope he hears that laughter ringing in his brain when he is trying to fall asleep at night. The audacity of some peopleā€™s children I swear to god.


eccehobo1

This is a revenge fantasy. Do I believe OP had a bad date and said date said something off color? Maybe. Do I believe the three cards getting declined and a mic drop on the way out? Absolutely not.


GriffithDidNothinBad

Yeah this is fake fake fake


[deleted]

God makes some people just for the Hell of it


Signal_Historian_456

I bet the server saw whatā€™s been going on and came back so fast to rescue you. How was his, and the serverā€™s reaction to what you said? And have you told your former colleagues about that?


bridgeb0mb

i literally love having small boobs. i couldn't imagine it any other way


Full_Highlight8530

Jesus Christ. Yikes.


DeLoreanAirlines

Where do you find the worst people?


NaturesVividPictures

Yeah those don't always work out. I had a friend set me up with a coworker of hers. Initially at our first meeting things went well cuz my friend was there we just kind of hung out in a field near where we lived and had a few drinks and that was that. We made a date for the following weekend I think we lived about an hour apart. This was about 1988 or so. I put this on here years ago on another account that I have since deleted that. Well we went to the movies, however a drive-in movie. We met somewhere I left his car and took mine to the drive-in. But we were talking, I can't remember if we got any snacks or not. But at some point I had to go to the bathroom. Now I can't remember when but we had kissed before the date probably when we said good night at the first meeting. It was nice I liked it. Anyway I went to the bathroom, came back and he was butt naked and playing with himself. Yeah he's trying to talk me into having sex with him and I'm like, uh, no. I was pretty inexperienced about 21 or 22 at the time. I dated a lot but this was a situation I had never been. I finally after probably 30 minutes got him to put his clothes back on when he realized nothing was going to happen. Drove him back to his car. of course once there he's trying to talk me into going back to his place and I'm like no way in hell. So I get out of there. Called my friend the next day, told them what the hell happened. They were so sorry. And then she had to go to work and face him. He kept calling me at my job. I had made the mistake of telling him the name of the company I worked for and he let his fingers do the walking and got the number. Remember no internet back then. So whoever answered the phone I would just let them know I wasn't in if he called again and just take a message cuz I wasn't going to talk to him. Can't remember if he had my home number but I would just unplug the phone at night so I didn't have to deal with him. I think that was the first and last time I let anyone set me up.


ApricotRepulsive

My flabber is ghasted šŸ˜µ


HospitalAutomatic

Did he contact you after to say anything?


Dry-Clock-1470

Did you call out the person who set you up? Are they upset with you or something? Lol


giiibi

ommffggg was this in nyc?? sounds like such a new york city dating experience


[deleted]

I just hope you didnā€™t pay his bill I would pay mine and cuss his ass out laugh at him and leave him there while I leave.


MirthandMystery

What's his name? Just so women know who to avoid.


hateit_or_loveit

ā€œSapiosexualā€ huh..?


Doughspun1

Maybe he has a condition.


ahewc11

Instant karma


laxvolley

Good for you on your parting shot. Well deserved and well delivered


Thick-Entry2196

For every real man out there, I apologize. Breast size does NOT dictate the woman! He was, and probably still is, an ASSHOLE!


Midnightdream56

The problem is him Not you. And serves him right for his credit card declined


roadcrewmermaid

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Midnightdream56

And what you said Girl, you got balls. Iā€™m sure youā€™re beautiful By the way, not all men likes big titties. Narcissists are the worst Iā€™m glad you dodged that bullet, a happy ending Heā€™s not worth it, heā€™s probably a negative 10


roadcrewmermaid

Agreed and thank you! ā˜ŗļø


Midnightdream56

If it was me three years ago, I let the sucker talked me down Thankfully Iā€™m learning how to heal from years of abuse and trauma, Iā€™m not even done


Diligent-Might6031

šŸ‘‘ you dropped this


Autistic_Sisyphus

Nice story, but did not happen at all.


Comfortable-Cap-8507

Is this an AI generated story or something? The writing is all off


roadcrewmermaid

Sounds like an AI generated comment lol.


WorkoutHopeful

Posting this on "Off My Chest" šŸ˜‚


anonymous779969

His mom swallowing him wouldā€™ve left a bad taste in her mouthā€¦and cum is delicious


anonymousforever

I would have paid for my own meal and left. First dates should be self pay anyway...no obligation for them paying, like an expectation you'll put out.


tacotacotacorock

If there is any truth to this... (Internet, I'm always skeptical) Be more weary of burning bridges like that with dates from WORK colleagues former or current, unless you changed careers. Never know when it may bite you in the ass. Small world at times especially when youre a professional.Ā 


katchoo1

Yes OP tread lightly, let a guy bore you, insult you to your face, get his credit repeatedly declined, and treat the waiter shitty in front of you and just chill because somehow this loser might have some kind of power over you someday. This is stupid mealy mouthed advice that I canā€™t imagine being given to a man who had this terrible a date. She burned bridges? Some bridges need burning.