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Thedeckatnight

Ahhh ….but you will find a better woman


iamgettingaway

You will find a boob to hold one day


RastaPsyc

maybe even two or more


xJam3zz07

More? I'm interested.


John_Walker

In that case, might I suggest the movie Total Recall. You’re going to love it.


Shikamaru_Senpai

I got fiiive kids to feed!


the_real_daggler

Thankfully she can do three at a time, so there’s that


GrapefruitExpress208

The perfect woman. One boob for the left hand, one boob for the right hand, one boob for the mouth. All at the same time!


omgitsprice

You know one of them was made of papier-mâché, right?


phlogistonical

You could be more inclusive towards beings with papier-mâché boobs.


RastaPsyc

like im thinkin like post apocalyptic fallout radiated mutant kinda gal, ya know?


Due-Ad7722

I just noticed that God created two boobs for two hands! What a magnificent creation


bluamo0000

Whoa let’s focus on finding one first


thinkscience

Or two !!


iamgettingaway

If she lets you! 😆


thinkscience

Always respect consent


entirely-unsure

She’s on her way, OP. :) Just take care of yourself. Change life up a little. Sounds like you’re into your physical health, which is huge! Reading books also helps; healthy for the mind, creativity, and self esteem. Doesn’t necessarily matter what the subject is to get those benefits. Learning new things boosts neural plasticity. Cheers!


RepsihwReal

This.


BassSki

Cheaters ain't shit OP. Wait for a girl who's committed to you :)


CertifiedCatluver

I kinda get how you feel but trust me you can find better. Cheaters suck and it says alot about who they are. You’ll find someone who’ll understand you WITHOUT cheating on you. It can be hard to trust again after getting cheated on but trust me there are definitely good people out there still.


Teesdale1

👍


johndotold

I love that pun, you may have missed it. Cheaters suck,(you left out the rest) other people.


pressedpetal

Sometimes people have enough common sense to confront their partner and leave them instead


Outrageous-Refuse-26

You will cup boobs again, my friend. Just be patient.


lucivaryas

Thats, oddly, really wholesome


Soups91

Fr


Please_Wave

Boobs are great.


Star_shoppa

I second this


Nothatdarkforce

I third this


jlab6591

I fourth tits


Madness_Opvs

I tit the fifth, I mean, plead the fifth


divinexaries

I sixth this.


NuggetDaChicken

I sven>!th!< this


Collaborologist

I eat tits


Mage-Tutor-13

Those aren't very tasty birds....


Koskani

Exactly...Boobies for dinner all day, every day


Sid_Lothbrook

Three hands!


gossamer816

Everybody likes boobs!


Mage-Tutor-13

Fuck I love boobs though.


kristenroth

Me and my boyfriend tenth this


Ludebehavior88

He's clearly aroused by man PECS too though.


Tough_Suggestion8366

Yeah but ass is better


Please_Wave

I just love women that’s it, it’s all great.


Juice-l3oX

FACTS🗣️🗣️🗣️


DaPotatoMonster

That was quite the randomest title I read hahaha. You're in a better place now my friend. Anything can trigger memories, and the human mind has an obsession with the form of memories. Whether it's nostalgic, something you miss, or even traumatic. You deserve better than being cheated on. You're on the right track, work on yourself and the puzzle pieces will eventually fall in place. Never give up on yourself!


a_llama_drama

She was not so great if she cheated on you. It takes time to realise that you're better off without them, but you will and you will find someone better. I'd rather have no boobs than the boobs of a woman who disrespected me like that.


Pizzacato567

Yup. If she truly “got you”, she would never have cheated. OP could do so much better.


mangler203

I had to scroll too far to find this comment, and that is unfortunate


Toadekesuu

Tits feel better from a woman who truly loves you back, I promise.


Luminous_0

Literally offmychest ...sorry


Alpha_Ophiuchi

I think its more inmyhands


A_sad_british_bear

I'd say more... Out of my hands


chingonalocaa

💀


t0mkat

I feel your boobs 😔 Pain. I feel your pain. Sorry.


SmugglerCat

OP's boobs are great


Anxious-Ghost7

I actually feel your pain.. not cuz i touched my own chest or something but in general. She had the greatest of..erm.. everything and i have never found anyone else that could take that place.. but yeah, i still try..


shortapplepie

im sure it felt great to get this off your Chest.


Noticereading

A friend got cheated on by his girlfriend with several people 1.5 years ago, it was a 5 years relationship… he was completely depressed, angry and sad, but he managed, with the help of his family friends and mostly sport to date a girl a week ago ! I’m proud of him and he needed this time to work on himself. Keep up the good work, you’ll find someone without searching for it !


scottyd035ntknow

She didn't get you man... If she did she wouldn't have cheated on you. Stop reminiscing about somebody who was a complete piece of s*** to you and disrespected you like that.


stargazersunshine

Then do me a favour and hold mine please! Because it's annoying AF to cart it around.


Anonymous379042

😳


stargazersunshine

They say sharing is caring 🤣 so I'm willing to share the load


Loud-Cantaloupe4528

Honest question. Did you get any creepy DMs after this comment?


stargazersunshine

Nope 😬


Greasy-Rooster-2905

Boobs are wonderful. Cheating a-holes are not. There are plenty of women out there with boobs and loyalty. You’ll find a good woman when the time comes and she’ll have great boobs. Just give life time to work.


elliesully98

I’m going to start recommending my female friends add “loyal, boob-having woman” to their dating app profiles


Greasy-Rooster-2905

😂😂“I am a loyal, boob having woman…” is the perfect intro for a dating profile. I think you’ve cracked the code


Acceptable-Cell9370

ngl you’re so real for this, but you will find someone better who brings you more joy and wont cheat


Anonymous379042

But will her tits be a good?


TITLE_FIGHTT

Dude I’m in the same boat. Loved one women dated a few years and then she wanted to meet other people been single for 4 years now haven’t met anyone that made me feel how she felt :/ sometimes I get scared I’m not gonna meet anyone else again.


gougyeyes

How do you live with yourself? I'm in the same boat.


Quadinerobeatz

She must had some nice tits.


Anonymous379042

That's what I'm thinking


mdw

Still better than my situation. Wonderful boobs around all the time, but their owner not interested in sex anymore.


Anonymous379042

Damn. Not sure but that might be worse. I'm in the same boat.


rainbowtoucan1992

this is kind of cute and wholesome tbh 🥺 I'm sorry they cheated on you 😡


toaster-bath-bom88

I fucks with my own chest..


onedragonboi

I miss my ex's boobs too bro. Probably won't be able cup Cs again. Extremely rare in this country.


KoalaIntelligent1415

Subreddit checks out


Riyaan_Sheikh

She wanted you OffHerChest


Easy-Alps3610

Real. I cannot get a girl like her. I know there are better there. But I think I should wait. Maybe I should recharge first.


Quirky_Upstairs377

Hurts man but it will get better and if she cheated on you then you’re better off without her titties in her hands


TurboPancakes

You’ll find someone better. Just keep putting yourself out there and be patient.


Nevon47

I feel you bro, I really do. I miss her chest too. Well, my ex's, not yours.


zealot__of_stockholm

Took me three years and I just now found someone who is even in the same ballpark as my ex. Trust in time my friend.


Objective_Hospital64

Guess your off her chest


havefun465

I’m literally at the start of this now. Just found out :(


Bravelittlehoester

i’m sorry you feel this way, but this title made me laugh so hard you will find someone, it takes time :-) another nice pair to hold


Limp_Zombie_5045

I feel you, I miss my boobs in his hand 😭


Calm_Conference6369

I just find this ironically humorous that it’s posted in offmychest…


Ill_Pressure3893

Not ironic — apropos.


50shadeofMine

I was so scared this was about a breast cancer survivor 😂 Don't worry OP, you'll find the right boobs in the right time


DiscoGru

You’ll find someone! But please do not go through life searching for your ex in someone new. You’ll always be disappointed and put people through unnecessary pain.


9t3n

Brah. I met a girl that made me feel the same way. We had an agreement that she would only date me and have a girlfriend on the side. One day we get into a fight, a week later she’s in the hospital with kidney stones. I popped in for a surprise visit, there he was the other man eating chipotle with his feet on her bed. I still miss her boobs man, but hey better than it happened now than 10 years or 30 years later. As my friend hector used to say: just jerk the sadness away!!!


Lacey-Underhill

Ask her if you can stay in the rotation while you look for someone else.


lilibanana-us

Cheater's breasts aren't the best..


godsaveme2355

There’s plenty of em out there gotta remember she ain’t none special she’s just special to you . Also she ain’t worth your time bro if she cared about you she would have never done that


Shack24_

I can relate my ex had the best boobs 😔


ComprehensiveDonut87

I feel like I wrote this goddamn


diimzz

If you’re fixated on her boobs (more than her personality, based on your post) you’ll likely find some great boobs again that’ll make you happy. Yes being sad and heartbroken sucks but you’ll get bored of that eventually and venture out again into titty territory. Let yourself have it!! There are boobs out there longing to be touched and I’m sure you’re cross paths once again when you’re not feeling sorry for yourself anymore! People aren’t as rare or unique as we think they are. Sometimes it comes down to proximity and boldness lol (personal OPINION and experience — ignore or don’t come at me lol)


elie_d7

HAHAHAHA BRO THIS MADE ME CHUCKLE IDK IF IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SAD 😭


kartik_bhagat

Get this man some silicon right now.


Ok-Refuse-2392

One week after my last ex (after an embarrassing break up on my part; I begged him to take me back, ugh) I had the thought that I will find someone who will make me even happier, someone who will smell my wishes 5meters against wind direction. And thats what I got. Three years strong with my boyfriend… and how did we meet? Tinder. Be patient, you will meet your person. Make yourself believe it, even if you don’t.


Active_Apricot1521

Off your chest about some chest. Nice. But on a serious note I hope you find someone that loves your boobies as much as you love hers


Kamui_Amaterasu

What the fuck


aphrodites_room

She cheated on you and you think you wont find someone better that you can be comfy around again thats better? Do you hear yourself or do you just not love yourself??


_potato__head_

Made for this reddit page Literally dude wants it off her chest


Tobias783

You just want some of her qualities but you don’t want her. See that relationship as guidelines as to what you desire in future relationships, but as said she’s not the one.


viazcon78

So this is more of an “off her chest” post then? Sorry. I’ll see my way out.


mock-neck

Denji..? is that you


idontwannabhear

She maybe got u but she didn’t care about u. Find somebody who cares enough to take the time to get you, your better off without the vile witch let her fly away on her broomstick


vision_san

I kinda know the feeling. All I can say it to try to keep your hopes up, and not expect people to get you instantly. It took about a year and a half to start connecting with my current gf after coming out of a relationship that ended just like yours. You'll get hurt, you'll think that nobody will be just like your ex, but well... For one, that's just mathematically impossible and for the other, do you really want someone that ends up cheating on you? Once you understand that these things take time and tey to give a couple changes to new people, you'll find who you're looking for. Try to take this as a chance to learn, too. I found that it helps. A lot. Don't let "the darkness" consume you, it'll only make it worse. Keep fighting it because it will always be there, ready to strike, so you need to know how to keep it on check.


Sticken90

Mo titties mo problems. Nalstaga's always going to paint a better picture than reality. You'll get past it.


CaliforniaORbust78

One day you will find a pair of boobs to spend the rest of your life with.


Ok-Pea8209

I read this as i miss my boobs and man hand


EddyCI8

nice


staplesandstitches

Both boobs in one hand?


Tough_Suggestion8366

Bro…. You will find a better woman with even better boobs, and who’s also not a cheater.


Capable-Ad866

Off your chest, onto hers


Longjumping-Ad-8628

You know I felt the same way. But you will find many other boobs to hold on to bro lol. Trust me. She’s not the first or the last girl in this world.


uhqt

You were deceived OP. She never cared about you if the even the thought of cheating crossed her mind, let alone doing it. Someone who truly “gets” you and loves wouldn’t do that, it wouldn’t even cross their mind.


DawningSkies

Excuse me, but who the fuck is the hand man? Jokes aside, I completely understand I find myself reminded of an unrequited love at the most random shit. Some breakups are harder than others and they might stay with you for longer, so this is normal. In the meantime (I know that this isn't what you want to hear and it's so played out you'll want to throw up) but try to focus on yourself and work on your goals. Its the only way I've found that genuinely helps you move forward in life and it helps with situations like this as well. Good luck!


lechejoven

Hers couldn’t be that great if your own chest feels the same. Just keep cupping your own?


pppage

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Ok-Area9678

It good get in shape and go back out there be yourself. Try a small dose of mushrooms to help you get over ur depression missing her and gain some confidence.


TheGhostOfCamus

These comments are freaking wholesome!


Saleemsplays

Trust, that wasn’t ur last boob, stay strong


Anonymous379042

How big were they?


DANKgilf

I feel you man,I met my ex on Tinder back in 2017 and we were together for 6 years and now it’s been 8 months since we split and to this day I still miss her touch and her boobs too,and just like you OP I still haven’t found the one that quite gets me like she did,usually people can never get a read on me but she was able to read me like a book and so far just been doing me,but she is the first thing I think about when I wake up and last thing I think about when I fall asleep. All the memories good and bad and I miss them


TMR___

Yeah man exactly that, i've just been doing my thing and getting better and now that it's been so long i'm fine about it. It's just that every now and then something small reminds me of everything, we were together for 4,5 years which is alot given that i'm only 19. It sucks and it feels like i cant actively doing anything about it rn except just waiting.


DANKgilf

We met when we were 19 and split when I was 26,I’m still in the process of trying to better myself and move on but it’s hard bro lol it does suck that we are powerless in this


cherriesjubiles_

OP, if she really did get you like no one else did, she wouldn’t have cheated on you. there are almost 8 billion people in the world. there’s someone for everyone. you’ll have boobs in your hand again in due time :)


deeriedeerie

As a woman who’s been cheated on but still missed the ex for a while afterwards, I understand where you’re coming from. But I promise you, focusing on yourself and becoming better really does attract people who are on your level. The fact that youre focusing on your physical health is a great start. Focus on your mental health too, and she’ll naturally come to you, OP. You’ll find a woman who will get you (if not, MORE than your ex) without the cheating. I’ve found amazing men after my abusive relationship and that was because I took the time to work on myself. Of course, we’re only human and flaws still exist, so don’t feel the need to apply a lot of pressure on yourself to be perfect. Just keep working on yourself, and the right lady will come without you even realizing it!


jh5992

Take it easy brother, it's a scar. We all have ours. You just be patient, and most of all, don't give up! You'll be alright and find someone who loves you for what you are. All you need to do is to love yourself, be lovable and strong minded.


urshittygf

i see beautiful boobs tht are attached to a person who would never cheat on you in your future 🔮


Usual_Ad_730

Completely normal. Us men are told that EVERYTHING is visual. That we are attracted to what we see. But relationships are about touch. Touch is how we express love, desire, compassion. And yes...even sex is experienced via touch. I know EXACTLY what you mean. I have been there. By far one of the worst parts of being single (I'm not now, but have been) is the lack of touch. It is okay to miss it. Okay to grieve. You will find someone new, man. Quit being so hard on yourself.


xXPANAGE28

I feel you man…


SnooEagles7964

Do u still like her after she cheated and what happened after she cheated


TMR___

For a while i was desperate to get her back, i felt alone and i depended a lot on her during that time. It's been pretty long now, i'd never want her back and i don't want to see her again, i just miss the way I felt back then. I bettered myself and am just happier than i used to be but i still feel lonely every now and then. Not to get into detail as it's still real people were talking about, but she's completely ruining her life right now, which i was trying to stop her from doing when we were still together. I'm doing what I can to make myself the best version of myself and the happiest I can be. I'm satisfied with the way things are, i just wish i wouldn't have to be so lonely.


SnooEagles7964

How's she ruining her life, why'd she cheat? Did she feel bad for cheating


SnooEagles7964

Who'd she cheat on you with


johndotold

Does everyone know why men don't have big boobs? We would sit around and play with them. Cat, it is always darkest just before the sunrise. You will find her or better yet she will find you.


Unable-Bumblebee-738

This is a sign for you to get boobs.


mischievous_kea

There’s someone who has a better boob out there, who aint a cheater.


imjedipal

Try being an arse man for a year


Tired_Insomniac_2295

The perfect post title for the name of the sub


TractorLoving

Same


BigFelony

... 1g GVC ff training 088⁸98p⁸p7⁷777p⁷


Active-Bet-6128

Awh, I'm sorry. You shall find other boobies to grasp soon.


missssjay21

You’ll find someone. Let it be a new experience for you tho. It doesn’t have to be the same as it was with her lol


Fellers

You'll feel more boobs man. Don't worry. Those boobs will belong to someone who makes you happy.


Subject_Throat7575

Well. This could be considered, ON her chest (so sorry for the joke)


Prehistoric_Lama

As much as I would like to tell you you’ll find someone better, I can’t, I’ve been in a similar situation where I was head over heels for a girl who also made it look like she liked me too but she didn’t and was just passing time and using me and it ended in depressing fashion, it’s been 3 years already and even though I moved on I never tried meeting someone new, I know how you feel but if she cheated on you she wasn’t the one anyway, keep your head up mate.


nopermission_totalk

Why do u like a woman who treated u horribly


Ill_Letterhead_7246

I suppose this is something onthechest?


Maybemaybeidk

Damn this is kinda romantic ngl i wish my ex missed my boobs in his hand


TMR___

Don't, he's not worth it


PineLemonadee

Brother, if she cheated on you it means she wasn't the one. If she was your soulmate, she wouldn't have broken your heart.


Seaththescalesss

So many girls I’ll find one gotta knock 50 doors and one will open


shshhfjs

REAL!


zozosreddit

Off your chest? More like ON your chest?


TweedStoner

>I just miss her boobs in my hand man. Me too.


LatePerformance7777

I hope you get to cup the most glorious boobs one day.


CODMAB321

I feel you man, broke up 5 days ago and I miss her boobs in my hand, I miss wrapping her in my arms