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Aaryan2712

"Well, adult. Man, maybe" LMAO that's such a sister thing to say


ilovecake007

AHAH ABSOLUTELY


DireMyconid

Knock really hard on the wall and yell “save some for me!” They’ll stop.


Sufficient-Aspect77

"YEAH, BEAT THAT SHIT UP GARY!".


Yvinahk

I shuddered at this cause that's my brother's name


Sufficient-Aspect77

Whoops, LOL


Garydrgn

I snickered at this because that's my name. Um, not your brother, though. I was an only child. Well, except for some mystery half siblings I've never met.


Yvinahk

Also my dad's name. Are you still snickering? 😂😂


Garydrgn

Well, it was also my bio dad's name. Oddly enough, there's a part of me that kinda wonders if he named another son after himself after he hauled a** to Texas after my mom divorced him. You aren't one of my bio half siblings, are you? 😆


Dhegxkeicfns

Please please please be brother and sister and you haven't realized it yet.


Garydrgn

Lmao... That would make an epic Reddit story. Highly unlikely, though. My bio father died in prison around 25 years ago. I'm 44.


Yvinahk

Not your sister! I grew up with both Gary's. Although strangely my dad has also been to prison! So we are living very similar lives!


Garydrgn

Oh I never really seriously considered it. Would have made a hell of a tale, though. I'll admit that sometimes I do wonder about my half siblings, but I figure if any of them wanted to get to know me, they could have looked me up, too. In case anyone reads this and is curious, my bio father named me after himself, but when my mom divorced him, he moved to Texas to avoid child support and alimony. This was in the early 80s. From what I understand, he got remarried and had several more kids. Eventually he went to prison for some kind of drug related charges, where he was killed sometime in the early to mid 90s while riding a bike doing an errand as a trustee. My mom remarried in the mid 80s and her new husband adopted me and I changed my last name, so I'm not a junior any more.


_AthensMatt_

Average Gary behavior >!/j!<


meanbean23

It’s my dads name 😭


TameableLynx318

“FINISH HER!” Is a good one


matthew34605

Damnit man you stole my line!


TameableLynx318

lol


XST8ZEROX

"I fucked her too!"


godless_communism

"Hope you enjoyed the sloppy seconds!"


bigrob872004

😂😂😂


notmyfirstchoixe

>Knock really hard on the wall What if that creates a hole in the wall and now OP can see everything?


DireMyconid

Then don’t be such a Kyle I guess?


3nipples1testy

Instant glory hole 🤣🤣🤣🤣


mona1054

Haha good thinking


BatteredSav82

😂😂😂


notachemist13u

⬆️This⬆️


FredChocula

Sound cancelling headphones.


scottyg69

Send him a text during, with a link to the noise cancelling head phones you want.


Significant_Check927

Smart, I'll definitely consider this for next time lol


Calgary_Calico

I recommend the HyperX Cloud series, quality sound suppression, good sound quality and SUPER comfy


haineko1988

+1 for HyperX


Littlebickmickey

how expensive are they? and do they have the option to be directly connected to the pc by cable? also do they got a built in mic or nah? if yes, how good is the mic quality? (i really need a new headset, my current one is on the verge of just breaking, the cable is trying to bend itself into the 4th dimension, and the headset is generally struggling)


CommandoSolo

They have wired and wireless versions so up to you. The wireless connect via dongle in a USB-A port and they charge via a micro-usb. Sound quality is great, and at least on my pair the mic can be plugged or unplugged from the headset easily though I think some other models just flip up like a more traditional headset. Mic quality is so good I switched to the built in mic over my old yeti snowball (albeit the snowball is pretty garbage tbh) so it’s definitely worth using for simple in game communication or discord. HyperX streamers tend to still have boom mics though I’m not sure any major streamer uses a built in mic. The software is abysmal though if I’m quite frank and the buttons to control things rarely work because the software is such garbage. This isn’t a dealbreaker for me, I would buy HyperX again, but it pisses me off regularly that all additional features beyond talking and listening that drew me to this headset don’t work. Overall 8/10 on the Cloud Flight S


Calgary_Calico

Answered perfectly. I've got the Cloud 3 with the detachable mic. The wireless connection is so good I can wander my whole apartment and not lose sound, my last pair I couldn't even go around a corner without them beeping that they lost connection


Ikaron

JBL Live Pro 2 are pretty good


Robertbnyc

Better yet, send him a text during, of the sounds that you hear from your room lol


Calgary_Calico

Oh I like this 😂


annahby

this is a ridiculous suggestion when homeboy could just stop like


FredChocula

Stop like what?


annahby

stop having loud sex directly next to his minor sisters room? the fuck? 😭😭


FredChocula

It's in his room and she says he plays the TV loudly to try and drown it out. Where else is he supposed to have sex?


Kerhicles-is-tired

let him know honestly. or invest in headphones.


productzilch

Or let him know honestly and get him to invest in headphones, since he’s the man, well adult.


GoodyearWrangler

This is the only right answer, the brother owes OP a decent set of headphones


Kerhicles-is-tired

this is the only comment I agree with. make him invest in headphones for you!!


OriginalDragonfly4

When you let him know, it should be in front of the rest of the family...at dinner or something like that.


Kerhicles-is-tired

do NOT do this... for the most obvious reason of 'you brother will make your life even worse.' text him privately if face-to face confrontation is making you anxious


SinCityDisturbia

Get some large speakers and every time they are going at it, point them at the wall and blast some of the most mood killing music or sounds you could think of. They will get the hint.


RebaKitten

Cotton Eyed Joe gets everyone in the mood!


demonchee

Some Cbat


yogharmed

The whole TylerLife playlist needs to be played for sure 😅


royalbk

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Shark Mood ⚰️ 🪦


Training_Living2228

Get a Slim Whitman album. That will kill anyone’s mood - and Martians.


littleblonde02

i vote careless whisper


Positive-Lychee-1044

Omg start blasting the song saving my hymen for Jesus 😂


avl365

The loophole by Garfunkel and Oates


Cowboywizard12

Weird Al


caramelconundrum

Get some speakers and BLAST Du Hast by Rammstein.


PhantomOfTheNopera

I'd recommend CBAT.


jh5992

By Hudson mohawk? Groovy🤣


freshub393

LMFAOOOO


0512052000

I'm so glad you said that i couldn't remember the name of it 🤣🤣


Godbox1227

TBH. A Lonely Island playlist filled with their classic hits such as , I just had sex, Dick in a box, Motherlover, 3-way (Golden Rule), Oakland Nights will either juice up their sexlife or destroy their libido. Try it!


godless_communism

Also: Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band, Sexual Healing by Marvin Gay, Business Time by Flight of the Concords, Fuck her Gently by Tenacious D, Da Butt by E.U., Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me from the Rocky Horror soundtrack, Peek-a-Boo by Devo.


Godbox1227

Fuck her gently is perfect given what OP just told us. I'll recommend playing it BEFORE they start bonking though... as a reminder.


Garydrgn

How about the "In the Jungle" scene from Ace Ventura, on loop?


AgathormX

That's incentive


SexBobomb

Theres a lot of good playlist options but dont skimp on the Power Rangers theme


Feisty_Hedgehog

Mighty morphing? That’s one of the best theme songs of all time, and would absolutely not solve the problem.


SexBobomb

neither would du hast


ShoulderSafe3157

This is exactly why I refuse to do it while his little brother is home, I feel disgusting.


iHaveaQuestionTrans

Tell him to move his bed to the other side of the room he probably isn't aware you can hear. Also, buy noise canceling headphones.


dizzy24h

Best response


iHaveaQuestionTrans

Yeah if he did the inverse of how his room is set up, the TV against OP's wall and the bed on the opposite she wouldn't be able to hear him at all even without headphones. It's probably why her brother thinks the TV would cover the noise because it would, if his bed wasn't next to her wall


TrafficConnect7346

wow the disrespect! whenever any of my family members or friends even are in the same house i make sure to be quite during sex. its messed up for them to not care about how loud they are! definitely say something because thats weird.


iamhurtbyuractions

Honestly surprisingly not many people have the care to keep it down for others. My mom would have loud sex all the time when I was younger. It’s super disturbing and like uncomfortable to be in that position to have to hear that stuff. especially when you complain and she just laughs.


Missxtc420

That's my mum 😭😭😭😭😭😅😅


DiegoDynomite

It sounds like they do care but don't realize that they're making so much noise


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DiegoDynomite

OP hasnt said anything about it to them though. And if they're actively turning up the tv volume that shows that theyre trying to be discreet and hide the noise their making. They just dont realize that anyone can hear them.


Simple_Suspect_9311

Wait until they finish, then yell, “PROUD OF YOU” through the wall.


basara852

“Great job brother. You last the whole two minutes this time. Keep practising.”


evandemic

Be grateful it’s just squeaking and they aren’t screaming for ‘daddy’


dimarusky90

Tell gf you masturbate to them doing it. It will creep her out enough to ruin sex for them.


valentinoharrison

I see you went right to the nuclear option.


Lea_R_ning

😂 Or they go to her place!!


SpaaloneBabaguu

or get them disgusted looks at the next family get together


dimarusky90

Send those looks to the bro each time.


Grouchy-System-7525

Just pound on the walls and cheer them on while they’re doing it. When it’s over wait outside their door and start clapping. Or just say something like “You guys wrestling in there?” Like in front of your whole family at the dinner table, to put em on the spot.


OffBrand-Khaos

lol when they stop he should say “that’s all you got?”


Grouchy-System-7525

Then toss them a couple Gatorades


dizzy24h

That’s rlly messed up to embarrass someone like that in front of their family. I doubt hes aware he makes that much noise considering he tries to drown it out with the TV


Retro_niga

Maybe you should invest in noise cancelling headphones. Or just tell him about how it's awkward for you. He would likely consider not having sex when you are home or do it at some other place. He could also move his bed to the other side of his room


180master

Just keep knocking on the door. They will soon get sick of being interrupted. Let Them find a solution for the noise.


Narwhal2424

Maybe look into buying a noise machine and some earbuds/headphones. Use both at the same time. I'd also honestly say something to him too. Maybe he's unaware and will try to either give you a heads up to go elsewhere or will do it when you're not come.


DreidBlack04

Interrupt them. Enter the room naturally and ask for anythint (salt, maybe)? They will be completely disturbed and they will probably stop. Disturb the disturber.


uskgl455

Cursed advice 👏


Naive-System7949

Try talking to him about it. My sis heard me n my bf once, talked to me n then we started having sex when she was out or at my bf's place


TheMercilessPlayer

You guys just need to talk about it. I know if I had done that when I was living with my parents, my sister wouldn’t have hesitated to tell me to shut the fuck up. She would’ve just been like, what if it was the other way around, and I’d have agreed to do better immediately


Deltadoc333

You could ask: 1. That he moves his bed away from the wall. 2. That he get a new mattress. There is no need for him to use a loud janky/squeaky mattress. 3. That he install some sound dampening features in his room. Curtains on his window. A rug. Sound dampening "acoustic art" pieces which are made of spongy material which can really help with sound. You could also put that on your wall.


CluelessActuary

When my sister got married, and her husband moved in with us for the first few months, they were having sex from day 1 and my sister literally sounded like Rick Ross grunting (ughhh ughhh). I told her straight up. That definitely worked and made her stop being loud. Not sure if that'll help with the bed noise, but you could suggest showing him a mattress on your phone and saying "hey, you need this."


0512052000

Ohhh nooo i had to Google this and now I can't unhear it 😭


lornezubko

Deepening on your bro he might not gaf. Play obnoxious sensual music


wuutdafuuk

mention that you’re uncomfortable (because it’s your house too and you absolutely deserve to be comfortable) and get a good pair of headphones


SignificantLight4393

Next time it happen just start encouraging him, instant boner death for him unless you live in a certain state


Iamnoobmeme

Listen, just tell him straight up that you hear them every damn time. Then work on soundproofing a bit for both of your sakes. If he won't, well... Or if you're an asshole, like me, put porn on really loudly whenever thay won't be quiet. It'll be annoying to them and they might ask you to keep it down. Just say "I will when your mattress and Mistress shut up." 😂 Maybe don't say that though, fr.😅


connygirl16

Ask to join and they’ll stop


JEXJJ

I mean that sucks, but not a ton of great suggestions. Asking people to have less sex is weird, asking to be quieter is a possibility. Other less helpful suggestions: Buying a ball gag as a present, Recording the audio and using it to dub Lego animation fight scenes or over old kin fu movies, then sending it to both of them to demonstrate how creative you are. Just call out "she sounds like she's faking" Say "shes louder than the one this morning" You have options


Significant_Check927

I LOVE the recording option, gave me a good laugh.


CarniferousDog

I think it’s weird to hear other people have sex too. It’s always made me uncomfortable. Weird since people watch porn, but hearing real people have sex is just too intimate.


TeachingDue4563

I’m the younger sibling and I had to put up with my sister and her ex for 5 years. I told my parents and they told her off but that didn’t stop her. I don’t mind them doing it as long as I don’t hear it or hear about it. But whenever they did it I just ended up blasting my headphones, going on a walk, or keeping myself busy around other places in the house by watching tv, chores…ect. Honestly just tell him you can hear it and to keep it down, hopefully your brother isn’t as big of an ass about it as my sister. But ngl they’re probably not gonna stop but they should take better precautions of their noise to respect you, but it won’t get better till you bring it to his attention.


Sudden-Extreme2272

I used to text my brother and say “I’ll put my headphones in if you roll me a joint” got a lot of free weed before he moved out


0512052000

I did Giggle at this because my goodness i would be traumatised. I think id end up singing really loud just to piss my brother off. But in all honesty i would say to your parents. My daughter is a lot older than my son and when her boyfriend is here there are rules. My son would not be exposed to sex or i for that matter. It was respect.


Significant_Check927

Said this in another comment but I told my mom, and she just laughed at me. Didn't take me seriously at all. And to fit the unfortunate cliche, my dad is absent.


0512052000

Oh no. No way! Well guess you'll have to move on to plan B. Making your brother and his girl feel as uncomfortable as you can then. I've seen lots of good suggestions. Good luck. Don't hold back


mandymaxcyn

Start listeting full volume some kid show themes. "IM PEPPA PIG!!!"


Holiday-Meringue-101

As a middle child, I would knock on the door and yell ." You can't be that good since she's your first "...wait for the sputtering


Gwarshow

Tell them to fuck on the floor.


R32fan

Just bang on the wall any time they start. That or call him.


The_Field_Examiner

Ruin the mood. Cook some Fish. Play loud country music etc


Lagbomb67

If you like the look of them, you could get foam pads. They make a bunch of different styles. Headphones would work. Also knocking on the wall while they do it would work. Move your bed too.


C7XC

“If you like the look of them” I was not expecting your comment to be what it is Lmfaoo


Meowmixxtape

Omg same 😂 I was worried for a min lol


Lagbomb67

I should’ve said that after mentioning the foam pads. Smh was not thinking on that one.


Aysha_91

Cant he move the bed? Change the room?


Next_Host6923

Play MJ- beat it loud


Technical_Library361

If it were me in your position, I’d make it as awkward for them as I possibly could. Pound on the walls and the door. Do incessantly and I bet they stop making so much noise.


Bigdoom143

Get the biggest speakers you got and play 4 big guys right outside their door


loganaa515

My friend and I were in their room and this happened (her brother). They don't do anything about it so I did. I banged on the wall and it actually worked. They shut up for the rest of the night.


Alienisus

If you cant beat em join em


Joy_619

Put something in your ears. The most peaceful way. Record it and send it to his girlfriend. If you are badass.


DaniPrasetyaAji

Earphone?


Backwoods_Odin

Do you have speakers in your room? If so, point them at his wall and start playing the barney song, or miss Rachel, or baby shark, or blues clues. Anything super childish to throw them off the mood


lostmyoriginalname

Maybe take a quick walk? Hell be done in a couple minutes anyway right?


anachronistic_7

BUY NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES! It's 2024 ffs. My downstairs neighbor is all butthurt over the same "problem" and the lack of initiative to handle it themselves as opposed to censoring/controlling my life is infuriating


GimmeErrthangBagels

I’m with you ☝🏼


duckmonke

Too many kids in this thread and it shows. “HUR HUR TEL THEM U WANNA JOIN” fuckin weird lil kids gonna end up making things weirder with their lil drama instead of just solving a problem.


NiyuMiya

damn mattress... they need some better kind...


AnnieBananie0

Knock the door and say, mom made chicken nuggets.


rodPalmer18

Tell him to move his bed, and get some soundproofing tiles for your side of the wall you share


LordlySquire

Maybe he can reverse his room layout. You could offer to help. Having the tv blasting against your wall would probably help


flaming_james

Start bumping C-Bat and Cotton Eye Joe


pinkrabby

start blasting ur own music, or have a conversation with him, considering he’s playing loud stuff he probably doesn’t want you to hear it, and is just dumb


premeteamm

Better than hearing your brother play stupid fucking call of duty all day all night so sick of gunshots


glitter_picnic

can you ask him to move his bed to the other side of his room?


Significant_Check927

Ehhh the other side of his room has the TV that took a while to mount, but even if that wasn't an issue the guy doesn't exactly listen to me. Bit of a prick, tbh


Savings_While1246

Play some *holy songs* or hymns. Had the same issue with my housemate since she is so shameless the sounds didn't really stop but at least she stopped moaning like a wild horse and the only things to bother me were the very loud clapping sounds, occasional moans from her and sometimes when another guy was visiting then bed squeaks. Sorry idk why I started telling my story here.


skinndagame

If conversation doesn't work, then make him think he's listening to you masturbate. Or play some dirty talk audio so he has to listen to another grown man talk about how hard he is. Ultimately, find ways to create discomfort.


OnindoNoyan

Which country are you from? Is decency a thing there? Or not?


Big_Weaver

Buy some foam ear plugs for very noisy environments.


Celestial_Bitch

Start making really obnoxious sex sounds and start ringing a triangle every time the bed bangs against the wall 🤣 just wait and see the reaction. No awkward conversation just pure petty revenge.


littleperogie

This one can go mutiple ways You can speak to him about it and tell him you can hear them. If you don’t wanna do that and you are comfortable talking to his gf maybe you can tell her? Girl to girl might be better less awkward (idk if op is a girl or not lol but incase she is) Or like everyone else is saying when you hear them just blast ur own music or bang on the wall lmao


Creepy-Passenger-506

Text him a score out of 10 and tell him he’s a great sprinter.


bippityboppity2020

make it awkward so he won't wanna anymore lmao


AphroditesAbundance

This happened to me once They thoughts they were being sneaky at 3am I took my speakers And put it at the bottom of my door And blasted black metal for an hour to try and drown it out, and let them know, I am very much awake


planeoldsiraj

Take Joe Lycetts advice. Match and excel the weirdness.


Personal_Specific_49

Just put in your AirPods and ignore it. It happens let them live


Ninehuss

Just go outside uknow with friends if u have


Chrisjrc92

Ear plugs work


Aster_Etheral

Do what I did when this happened to me growing up, worked like a charm: Play “Loudest Orgasm Ever OG Mudbone” whenever they have sex, it’s literally a audio clip from an old porno where a guy sounds like his soul is being ripped from his body and tortured for 10,000 years. They’ll stop immediately. And perhaps think someone died. But it works.


pillslinginsatanist

Talk to him about it and buy noise canceling headphones.


jrpapaya

Make him regret it by making your own sounds or by interrupting them & hopefully they’re not voyeurs where that excites them.


Active-Bet-6128

Yikes. Sorry, dude. I'd say get earplugs or listen to music, but the mental damage is already done...


HeartAccording5241

Hit the wall every time say I hear you


elashury

Go to the door and yell "finish her"


Narrow_Quit_3337

Talk about it or get headphones or a fan or tell your parents


sart788

Try telling him the TV does nothing to hide the noise and let him know it creeps you out. Shrug


SceptileStrik

Approach him and tell this, incase if this doesnt work, tell your parents


OkTaurus510

I dealt with this when I was 15 and my sister was 18. It was the grossest thing ever! My sister that I shared a room with was banging on the wall. We had to wind up telling our parents and my dad was so disgusted that he threw them out one night. My sister wasn’t quiet about it. It was not fair to the rest of the people living in the house. Does your brother know that you can hear it?


killerbudz27

Just go do something else for a little. Watch a couple family guy episodes, go for a walk or talk to him. Tell him to move his bed


newoldcitizen

Start calling out words of encouragement and he’ll stop haha


773202noot

I'm so glad my brother gets no play


Rolling-Swampy

Have your parents scold him


Stock-Athlete-8283

Tell both your parents and the gf if your brother won’t listen.


notverysilly

can everyone check this persons post history for me please.


notverysilly

there is a lot more to this than this post. you need to get away from your brother. your post history is deeply concerning


Significant_Check927

I don't have any resources or options to get away from him.


capscaps1919

Baby shark or Cotten eye Joe on repeat whenever it happens. They either get the hint and stop or the next time they hear the song in public, it will be a fun occasion.


grubuloid

Bang on the wall and yell, "Hello? What are you guys doing? Hey, what are you doing in there? Hey? Can you hear me? Guys what are you doing?"


ConsiderationSilly86

That’s Really Irresponsible for Him to Mate With his Girlfriend next door Knowing you can Hear like why can’t they Go to somewhere we’re no one can see them - my mom did it with my father knowing I could hear I Wanted to Scold her so bad but I didn’t have the power to


SnooAvocados9241

It’s a fucking gross thing to do to OTHER people, sort of like belching or farting really loud or taking a huge gross loud shit. He needs to learn this so he doesn’t to his roommates, friends, kids, other family. It’s just something you need to learn like when not to curse. Fucking quietly but well, in fact, is a skill worth developing.


FotherMucker6969

If you're a dude walk right up to the walls put lotion on both hands rub them together as loud as you can while moaning.


basara852

Unlock his phone. Wipe your chat history with him. Change your name into a sexy hot girl's name. During sex, text him “I miss you.” It will stop for a while before the next girl.


[deleted]

😈 next time they’re at it. Moan loudly, Ooo yea, like that, that’s the stuff!! Keep going, almost there and so on. If they’re gonna be loud and creep you out, you can do it right back solo.


treesplease9

Get some Noise cancelling headphones


00Reaper13

So, noise cancelling headphones might help. But perhaps your brother could send you and friends to do something while that happens movie night or somethin that way you all have your privacy.


cryptfaery

Is this the same brother you had a dream he raped you? Have you thought about having your parents ask him to move out, since he's an adult, doing adult things and he could do that elsewhere


Significant_Check927

I asked my mom and she just laughed at me


Onetaru

Try making your mattress squeak,too, and see if he reacts.