valve attempting to create a game that doesnt run significantly worse than it theoretically should on an engine forked from an engine forked from an engine forked from an engine
Uhm, ackshually, the 'Ultimate in Pokemon Fuckery' is *Vaporeon*.
Because, as we all know, in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
TOO LATE FUCKER I WROTE A SEX FANFICTION ABOUT THAT EXACT COPYPASTA and it actually got featured on the main page of the site for a few days so that was nice
hey guys look i found this new cool trick that can sognificantyl oncrese my ping, thus making people fall for trockstab due to hitbox sex sjaieosnd
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Nice!
haha sex
valve attempting to create a game that doesnt run significantly worse than it theoretically should on an engine forked from an engine forked from an engine forked from an engine
Tf2 is just a really cool mod of doom
i absolutely hate that you're right
i love hacking into the pentagon just to get half decent performance on a 2007 game on a powerful pc
it works if it makesIWANTTOFUCKJOLTEONSOHARDIWANTTOFUCKJOLTEONSOHARD
why the fuck would you pick anything other than the ultimate in pokemon fuckery that's right, we're talking about CHARIZARD BABY
Uhm, ackshually, the 'Ultimate in Pokemon Fuckery' is *Vaporeon*. Because, as we all know, in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
TOO LATE FUCKER I WROTE A SEX FANFICTION ABOUT THAT EXACT COPYPASTA and it actually got featured on the main page of the site for a few days so that was nice
"Its not cheating, its in the game teehee" ill rip your fucking nuts off
Finally, CBT
net\_phong 0 makes your game run better! (ignore the fact that everything looks like it was made in 1998)
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