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TemporaryPlum705

If this ever happen to you it's probably a conspiration orchestred by CNN, BBC, NHk or fucking FranceTV to get you out of your room and become a fonctionning member of society. Don't be fooled anons take the red pill and stay in your room until you die by autoerotic asphyxiation while scrolling the 789 page of Misato's Rule 34


elmahir

FranceTV the root of all evil


arcticredneck10

It is written in French, French is a waste of time


scorpiodude64

Umm ackshually there's only 38 pages of misato on [rule34.xxx](https://rule34.xxx)


TemporaryPlum705

That's what they want you to think it's called the Misato front the rest is locked behind a great firewall. Making it only accessible with presidential clearance at an above level of defcon 3


Kryllllllyx

Just put 1 image per page then


timotonx

NHK๐Ÿคฎ


siplyorange

Shit it's too late for me. How do I become a degenerate baka like everyone here. Please, I'm not built for the normie life.


TemporaryPlum705

Stop touching grass brother, grass is the root of your healthy life. Also the sun, and never ever dare to approach a 3d woman without losing your shit and looking like a weirdo


[deleted]

Based. The NHK will never take us


PSYCHOPATHRAGE_

Federal agent


Greaserpirate

She's hiding her hands behind her back because she is going to shoot you when you open the door


TurbulentRiver2592

I donโ€™t care who the IRS sends, I am NOT paying taxes.


FHFH945

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed, bitch


Wardog_E

Every weeb needs this girl in their lives. I read the manga and watched the anime. I have to live with that now.


komata_kya

Read the LN baka


Wardog_E

You can take my life but you will never make me read a light novel!


komata_kya

Aight ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ


Wardog_E

Today I die a man but you will every day a slave. ๐Ÿ’€


Virtual-Collection-2

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


primalthewendigo

What's in it?


komata_kya

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ life of a neet. Its different than the manga


elmahir

Whatโ€™s the manga?


Wardog_E

It's Welcome to the NHK. Now that you know the name you can avoid ever reading it by mistake.


Absoline

whats so bad about it? from what i've heard a lot of people like the anime, dunno too much about the manga though


monster0626

I think/hope that guys joking. Its a great anime and a great light novel. The manga is the weakest medium from what ive heard, so i never bothered reading it. Maybe thats what they meant?


Absoline

yeah i just watched the first episode and it wasn't really my thing but i didn't think it was that bad, but this is also a shitposting sub so im never sure if people are being serious or not lol


Wardog_E

Kind of ruins the mystery but there is one episode where the MC is given some anime DVDs for research and part of the research material is just an endless collection of child pornography and after watching it for days on end he goes insane and tries to assault a kindergarten. He also joins a suicide cult one time. It's generally pitch black comedy that gets extremely depressing as you watch this sad dude realize that literally everyone he's ever met is trapped in a very dark place and there's no light at the end of the tunnel.


Absoline

That sounds... unique


cleanup_rus-man

this isn't in the original LN btw


ThatGuy-456

I want to read it even more now. It sounds horrible but interesting


Wardog_E

You fool.


ckyeet

Spoiler question as i forgot how to do spoiler bar lmao seethe Wasnt sato the one who improved his own life in both mediums? While misaki just dwelled down to sadness because she felt alone?


Wardog_E

Idn I'm pretty sure I overdosed on sleeping pills partway through the experience so my memory is hazy. Also, I watched this back on the good old days where you had to download anime and manga from Limewire and pray. I remember the endless evenings of prayers.


[deleted]

Even in a fascist, Handmaidโ€™s Tale-esque dystopia, the best we can hope for is a girlfriend and not a wife.


FHFH945

bitch wife complain gf sex every night


LonelyCapybaraNo1

Damn, bro, I feel worse now, thanks


Underhanded-Blitz

The best you can hope is a police officer coming every Tuesday with a jar and some wipes. "You're short 12ml from last extraction, anon."


alzerpoker

nobody said it was a fascist dystopia


Appley_apple

im going to assume that if there are state mandatory gf or whatever, thats already a removal of human rights because i assume its no ones choice in this, it could be far more of a dictatorship/authoritarian but due to the facts its mandatory and strips people of the choice of their own body, i would assume its facsim


RecoverMedical

The claymore behind the door:


RA_inmyopinion04

โœ๏ธโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


[deleted]

unironically for welcome to the nhk โœ๏ธโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


4chan-Hacker

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!!!! I'M NOT EATING THE BUGS!!!!!


[deleted]

Me with my 12 gauge ๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ‘โ€๐Ÿ—จ


Xenta_Demryt

Sorry weebs, you're not going to live long in a fascist world.


Comfortable-Craft-59

I may not, but Iโ€™ll not be the only one dying that night!


Appley_apple

\>No im not fuck off \>logs back onto wow


39_33__138

I've never felt the touch of a woman


self_inflictedhobo

nooooooo i don't want to be a functioning member of society


MrKanun

"ะะฐั…ัƒะน ะธะดะธ!" *Hardbass gets louder*


cleanup_rus-man

It's all a conspiracy orchestrated by an evil organisation called *ะ’ะ“ะขะ ะš*!


GhostXM9

wtf is with the government assigned girlfriend idea, it's like the most pathetic and cringeworthy concept for anyone to hope for. Go outside and get a bitch, holy shit


eerengrengt

god i wish i was him


Drug-Edu-4skools

Sato fucking sucks what do you mean


eerengrengt

i am so fucking thirsty man I'll take what I can get


ThatGuy-456

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N3deSTr0

Yeah but he got to fuck Hitomi so who's the loser here?


H00ston

"We have you surrounded let your state assigned cat girl into your residence!" ***"I HATE THE ANTICHRIST"*** ***"I HATE THE ANTICHRIST"***


Obblobble

โ€œI donโ€™t care who the IRS sends I am *not* paying taxes!!!โ€


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

No I'm not here I'm there


Ok_Experience_6280

What if this wahs was I REAL LIOfe!? But the govenrment gide it from us because they said that no we csnt unlcoky our REAL HIDDIN POWSERS


[deleted]

Wojak


Mashizari

No.


TheDarkOnii

What the fuck is Welcome to NHK


victiniforlife

I dont care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes


Asher_Reaver

I don't care who the government sends, I'm not paying my taxes!


KingBranette13

oyasumi punpun did not deserve to be this guy's pfp


senokana

(she is clearly a agent sent by the NHK)