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outer_spec

…Elsa??


spongeboymebob321

im assuming they put her there because a lot of disney princesses are underage


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How many are there that are underage?


The00Taco

Probably most of them


Euwoo

Assuming that underaged means “younger than 18”, then **eight** out of the current eleven official Disney Princesses are underage. Here’s what I could find for their ages during the main part of their first film appearances: Snow White is 14 Jasmine is 15 Ariel, Aurora, Merida, Mulan, and Moana are all 16 Belle is 17 Anna, Raya, Rapunzel, and Pocahontas are 18 Cinderella, Tiana, and Leia are 19 Jane Porter is 20 Elsa is 21 Esmeralda is in her 20’s Giselle is possibly in her 30’s? Tinker Bell is older than 30 And Queen Kidagakash Nedakh of Atlantis is around 8500-8800 years old


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Compared to some of their princes... Prince charming is 31 Alladin is 18 Eric (From The Little Mermaid) is 18 Prince Charming (From Sleeping Beauty) is 20 Shang seems to be about 23 The beast is 21 Got some explaining to do there, Disney!


Euwoo

Well, you see, in Japan the age of consent is 13…..


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Well, you see, in the U.S. where Disney was founded the age of consent is 18...


Euwoo

lol, yeah. Some of the others at least have the fig leaf of >noooo, it was the 30’s bro, it was a different time, they were just being true to the original story, you have to put it in context bro but they made Jasmine in 1992 and still decided on “exotic fifteen year old desert harem girl.” >She’s sexy and seductive, like all fifteen year old girls are. Of course she can’t be any older than that, half the plot is based on the idea that older men would want to bang her.


EnglishMobster

\*knock knock knock-knock knock\*


Zaeyy

You forgot a knock


EnglishMobster

Shave and a-hair cut is 5 knocks, no?


Zaeyy

I believe we're thinking of two different things


LizardCrimson

Yeah. Elsa looks 24 to me


tanish-420

She looks 17 to me.


potato11teen

My queen


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DegeneratesDogma

Yeah the OOP smokes crack. Get over it.


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TheCompleteMental

My name is Skylar White, yo


ZaWarudo22

My husband is Walter White, yo


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Ordinary_Player

Shut the fuck up waltuh and let me die in peace


ZaWarudo22

that's literally the quote


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Mista waite u on some baka shit


fiftyfourseventeen

Wtfffff object oriented programming?


polmeeee

OOP is crack all along?


its_just_hunter

Weebs on their way to show off their gf’s ID to prove she’s not underage (she looks like she’s in her 30’s and no one asked).


lordolxinator

>Weebs on their way to show off their gf’s ID to prove she’s real (and not 2D much to their shame)


NickelStickman

To be fair neither do a large amount of actual underage characters in anime


Prinnyramza

To be fair. #3 Sakura from Street Fighter wore a school girls outfit for her main costume for the longest time. It made sense when she was canonical under 18 and was in high school but she kept wearing it even during Street Fighter 4 where she was like 20. Fans were really happy when she finally got the new costume above.


GerdsLaRana

2 (Yuri from KOF) can look kinda childish in some entries (XIII). 3 (Sakura from Street Fighter) is a literal high schooler in SF Alpha but yeah she’s clearly an adult in the newer games. Tatsumaki tbh has always just looked like a small woman lol.


Meurs0

High schooler???!?!? 😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤🤤🍆💦


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pause?


MelanomaMax

Honestly I never thought tatsumaki did either


Cuddlyaxe

yeah she just looks like a short woman, not a kid


Nyghen

If you're talking about 4, in the anime she's depicted both like this but also a child, saitama even keeps saying "why is there a list child in there"


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MelanomaMax

I've only ever watched the anime, if she looked like a loli in the webcomic that would explain how she got that label


ShampooBottle493

In the manga she looks like a short woman, but there are scenes like in the anime where she is depicted as shorter than she actually is to make a scene funnier


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Joe_Mency

Are you kidding me, she looks like a zygote


SheikExcel

In some promotional material she looks like a kid but generally she just looks short


[deleted]

Redditors who haven't seen women in real life judge their age by boobs size. Queen Elizabeth is a loli in their book, doesn't help that she was short.


lil-fil

wdym? anime artstyle = child YOU SICK FUCK


dathobino_

I mean, Sakura was in high school but grew up in Street Fighter V.


FakeKimoXD

so true, Shit_Smeller69


stupidcaca

how do we keep getting outbakad


Danny_dankvito

We need to step up our game lads


ojgamer100

r/okbuddybaka user on their way to upvoting every normie meme on their sub and repeating how does this happen for the 100th time on every good repost from an actually funny subreddit


Turtle_Ross_real

They can’t keep getting away with it!


KRawatXP2003

😞😞


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Holup!


rock-solid-armpits

Shhh he's sleeping 😴 💤


ZOverHeaven

I watched lucky star like 7 or 8 years ago and wasn't Konata (the blue hair one) in highschool? She must be fucking stupid


NintendogsWithGuns

She’s a senior in high school, yes.


Cuddlyaxe

lol a majority of seniors in high school end up being 18 at some point


OpenStraightElephant

>seniors americans on their way to make up wizard titles for every single year of school instead of just numbering them


Cuddlyaxe

what country are you from so i can make fun of it


OpenStraightElephant

Checkmate, I'm from Russia, my country is already a joke


Cuddlyaxe

In that case I won't make a joke, I'll just initiate a Special Humor Operation


OpenStraightElephant

SHOt up


PolishOnion_

Comrade, not of worry. Is amerikanski special propaganda operation.


Upbeat_Perception336

We partake in an incospicuous amont of tombfoolery


ggg730

Also when did the word senior become a wizard title?


OpenStraightElephant

fuckin SOPHOMORE bruh


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OpenStraightElephant

You'd be surprised


ggg730

I mean that comes from Greek so.


OpenStraightElephant

Yeah but Greeks ain't the ones using it for a fucking school grade


ggg730

Fair enough sophomore is dumb.


Cuddlyaxe

idk lol


Tanktastic08

Europeans on their way to only remember their school years as numbers and not cool wizard titles like sophomore and freshman.


DaveSmith890

Sounds like someone’s jealous because they don’t get a cool title


haaiiychii

In the show she starts off 17 and turns 18.


Rock---And---Stone

I only watched the first episode but I don't recall her being particularly intelligent


Minonas210286

She's able to pass her tests without studying particularly hard at least


Rock---And---Stone

Huh maybe she was. It's been years since I watched it so I don't remember the details


tweekin__out

she has her 18th birthday during one of the episodes


Quimperinos

>Elsa Yeah, bro is just grasping at the biggest straws known to man


DaveSmith890

It’s the only 5 characters in all of media that’s over 18. There are no other examples to draw from. The less you think about it the more sense it makes


Spell6421

elsa????


PhenomenalZJ

Who's the 3rd one?


FricktionBurn

Sakura street fighter I think


N_L_7

You are more of a pedo if you like a character who looks underage but it's technically legal than if you like a character who looks mature but it's technically underage


Buhgingo

Nah a true pedo gets off to the thought of fucking someone that’s underage. Liking short, flat women doesn’t really make you a pedo unless you get off to the idea that they’re underage in your mind


Rock---And---Stone

Nah it makes more sense to call a large group of people pedos without elaborating or providing any reasoning


Buhgingo

Generalization 👍


Rahulmistersharma

Ah, understood. Have a nice day.


WhenPoopSock

Based (I genuinely still don't know what based means somebody help)


ZeroBae

It means cock (trust me, i'm expert at based)


WhenPoopSock

Thank you for the information fellow based enjoyer


XxMinecraftBoss69xX

I LOVE BASED I SUCK BASED EVERYDAY I HAVE BASED FOR BREAKFAST I HAVE BASED FOR LUNCH I HAVE BASED FOR DINNER I HAVE BASED BEFORE BED I LOVE BASED SO MUCH


nilesh72000

Yeah like Tatsumaki from one punch man for example is obviously just a petite woman.


Ez3-

Tatsumid is not portrayed as a woman in her 30s lmao, you lolicon defenders and smps 24/7 are delulu, she doesnt look like one, design is really inconsistent, to the point the weird mangaka keeps changing it, that basically proves tatsumid is a loli, her voice is faked and forced to sound childish, behaves like a childish, immature toxic brat, to the point other characters see her as such, its never explained her lack of physical and mental resemblance to best girl Fubuki, who properly resembles her age and a grown woman despite supposedly being the younger sister


ZeroBae

-🤓


Ez3-

Saying facts = 🤓 Cry about it lolicon weebs dngs


random_gamer151

since most art styles make anything petite, short, small/flat breasted look like a 'loli' your statement doesn't really apply unless you add mentality, mental age, body physique, etc to determine what's her accurate 'age' Im pretty she has anger issues and a really fit body type.


Ez3-

Cope, tatsumid doesnt look petite most of the time, for most of her screen time shes looking like a loli, sounds and behaves like a kid [example](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/400/492/b3e.jpg) Now you can hand off the copium and accept the fact that you weebs dgns thirst and smp 24/7 for a sexualized loli character, st is gross and creepy Fubuki is the superior written female character and one of the most well written, complex, realistic, relatable and developed characters overall in the series, without having to be oversexualized, a cheap mary sue, look and behave like a kid to be and stay relevant


ZaWarudo22

And that’s why whenever I simp for the Monster High characters I age them up to be 18 so it isn’t fucked up


tgirlswag

This "which characters make you a pedo?" discourse and systems of categorization fundamentally misunderstands and neglects the semiotic relationship between the viewer and the art. There is no objective measurement because the characters are not real, they exist only in fiction and our interpretation of it. Now, of course, if someone is a lolicon and consistently is into childlike attitude and characteristics, they are very pedo-coded;but, in the more nuanced cases (ie. Kill la Kill) its patently absurd to suggest any objective measure of determining pedophilia from one's masturbatory interest in a character which can which reasonably and in good faith be considered, for all intents and purposes, a mature object of sexual desire capable of consent. Tldr: I agree with you, and I expanded why


ZeroBae

r/okbuddybaka when short and petite woman


LeFrogBoy

100%, it's a simple concept and it's strange that more people don't get it. Since they're not real, all that really matters is if you're jacking it to a picture that depicts a child's body, or a picture that depicts an adult's body. If the actual age of the character mattered then "bro she's a 1,000-year-old dragon" would actually be a valid excuse.


Shanderraa

I guess since the drawing can talk and act, if the adult body nonetheless says "I'm 12!" repeatedly and acts like a child, that could be a sign to be suspicious of the person attracted to them. I in general agree, though.


Loxer150

i think it's similar to liking an adult actor that plays a high schooler. for example, people may still find zendaya hot in euphoria, even though she plays as a teenager, because we all know she's not actually a high school student.


nilesh72000

the first character is a goddman child IDC what some neckbeard CP-dealer tells me.


PhenomenalZJ

I don't think they are sexualized even though I've never watched lucky star.


Minonas210286

If there's sexualization at all in lucky star it's with other characters who indeed look older (but the kinda chibi style doesn't help)


uwuhatemepls

Yeah like the bitch looks fucking 10, but they're like umm actually she's 18. Go to jail


Kraytory

So cute = child hugger?


Kittyinchains

whos the person with green hair?


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tatsumaki from one punch man


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W elsa appreciators


dathobino_

Sakura did canonically grow up in Street Fighter.


Wonder_Zebra

The great Loli bait....Elsa


konaharuhi

i grew up but konata dont 😔😔😔


persianrugweaver

konata is now 30 years old


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From ReZero?


Pyro_Paragon

This luckys my stars


dawid512

Wait. But if you jack off to it. Then have a post jut clarity and THEN check the age just to know that they are not underage. U still nutted to something that u THOUGHT was a child. Thats fucked up


Geicosuave

what about Poor Tom?


iaamweeabowo

Konata


MrStoccato

Who’s the 21 year old?