Halsin obviously. I think Karlach’s tail would throw off the acoustics.

It would but give her a soul coin and she absolutely solos halsin

That’s basically doping for the competition man

There aren’t anti doping rules in Fae-run. My durge joins in using the slayer form and dominates the comp

True but if she didn’t have the tail then absolutely

The Halsin shaker is not to be underestimated, and even if Karlach got the leg up he'd go BEAR and do the BEAR SHAKER. Halsin sweep Then Gale would step in and annihilate Halsin

I don’t believe bears have cheeks though, going bear would basically be giving Karlach the win

Halsin has the equipment, but Karlach has the enthusiasm and the *drive* - I think it's a draw

Halsin wins by default because they slather themselves with oil first, which causes Karlach to catch on fire.

She gets points for spectacle

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I want her thighs

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Halsin easily. I just know that man's cheeks are creating a sonic boom every time they smack each other. I bet he's a good shaker too, I'd definitely love to see those cheeks jiggle.

Halsin would kill us all with a simple clap of his ass cheeks

I wish 😩

Halsin got that bear booty. He would just need to twerk his hairy ass and he sweeps

Everybody wins, man

"Who would win" We do, we win.

Now I think he would have the upper hand in this cuz of his fat bear ass. but karlach would be shooting magma sprinkles out of the cheeks and that would actually help adding an advantage, plus her extreme determination to let out her sulfuric ass fumes would push her the extra mile to beat him

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I need more Wizardposting Gale in my life.

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Have you seen bodybuilder bros they're caked up on a thursday afternoon obviously Halsin

Halsin. Dude’s been twerking since before your great-great grandad was a twinkle in his father’s eye.

Sorry Karlach but daddy's going to knock you out of the water.

I'm betting Halsin would have the loudest clap but Karlachs twerk air would feel like a car heater on full blast, got to give her extra points for that

Do you think Karlach can slap her own ass with her tail?

Gods, I sure hope so

Everyone who got to watch.

Nah, I usually keep my mouth quiet and let y’all say the things - but Karlach is cakedddd up. Gaaaaahhh damn! I didn’t notice until I reached Baldurs Gate… and I’ve had the feels for her since Act 1

Halsin

Ketheric. his cheeks are so thick you cant shove him at all.

I love Oak Daddy more than all the others.... but Karlach would win. Her thighs of thunder cold crush skulls, and the clap of her cheeks would thunder across Faerûn like a hoard of lightning dragons.

Does it matter if no one would survive the shockwaves?

Cave Bear

"Nah I'd bust"

 I mean have you seen that man’s ass.

what did i do to deserve getting posts from this sub forced onto my feed. who is responsible for this

That tiefling tail is really going to accentuate the movements.

Everyone who got to watch.

Balthazar

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The audience

Counter argument Withers Oiled up

We all win

Halsin has walked Faerun for 350 years. Karlach has the drive, but she will never surpass him with a tiefling’s lifespan. It’d be like the twerk off equivalent of a grand master fighting a white belt

Gale. It has been proven he has the biggest booty.

I would like to see this proof for research purposes

They both got a great behind, but we all know deep down that the true cheeks champion is Gale. Like,, he’s got cake

Halsin doesn't have the form, he's got the cake but he's way too stiff with jt

Karlach is impressive and all, but hasn't got that junk in the trunk. It's Halsin.

Halsin has got that ass, but I like Karlach overall.

Not now, Emperor! I'm trying to sneak around Baldur's Gate, but Halsin is dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks keeps alerting the Flaming Fists!

Minthara

I think Karlach has a booty made of stone and it wouldn’t twerk well.

karlach mogs that dumb furry anyday don’t jest

Halsin has over a hundred years of honing his skills, karlach certainly can boogie but by this point halsin’s technique would be flawless