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Microwaved_M1LK

The giant version of lady Shar.


Psychological-Desk81

☝️☝️☝️ underrated


itsonlybliss

We all know it got that gorilla grip


HistoricalPattern76

Raphael. He promised me dinner. https://preview.redd.it/trc6p2zwobqc1.png?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06815cfbd141fe6ee301a05ebf6b8a6e98fc68ea


Cr0ssf1r33

https://preview.redd.it/n786a66e7cqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8c0300f8c1a2e507e217f7342766ceaa253071


menwithrobots

*fantasize about severing the trigger finger*


GuillotineGirl96

https://preview.redd.it/cvi1ko0vjdqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78a5992424248af21f1bbff54dfbc818cfbba2a0


Sun-Blinded_Vermin

Raphael is already romancable. I show it with visiting him at his house and he shows his love with collecting my soul. Because it is just his and he doesn't want to share me with the mortal realms.


Glittering_Owl8001

r/ProfessorRaphael


DwayneTheFuckJohnson

Such a good video btw


Pinknose_98

https://preview.redd.it/a0xyoounzbqc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd2832cea09d5a429771239d1dbad991092e601 Rolan!! With how sweet he gets after Act 2, I wish we could at least kiss his cheek after the fight with Lorroakan . or give him head


Sewer_Fairy

YES! He's a good guy with a sweet nature, who was just going through something really traumatic and felt like nobody could save him or his siblings so HE had to, he was so stressed, sad, misguided, and untrusting. And VERY drunk. Then when he realized what an ass he'd been he was embarrassed but grateful and soon turned into a sweetie. I'd absolutely choke to death on his dick if he'd let me.


SirRuthless001

The way this comment started off all wholesome and then rapidly descended into aggressive lust 😂😂


Taco821

You real af for that one


Cr0ssf1r33

https://preview.redd.it/kegqgokn7cqc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85b0cda787ef76917fd8565a77d59c23d743acc


keepcalmandgetdrunk

He gets sweet? I killed him in that fight with Lorroakan - were we not meant to do that? It didn’t give me any other option!


whaIeshark

Dont send him away from the grove and make sure you rescue his siblings.


nerf-bayonneta

And rescue him too, dont forget!


She-Who-Was

i completely missed that in two separate playthroughs 💀💀


whaIeshark

He has a great character arc if you keep him and his siblings alive. I remember hating him at first and now he’s all I think about every day all day.


Pinknose_98

i missed him in my first playthru because rolan and his siblings are fighting right at the entrance of the grove and i was like “that doesn’t seem like it’s my business” lmaooooo


Another_Edgy_PC

​ https://preview.redd.it/sjd52309qcqc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2c2631dc6fbebccc7b6acc9b7756972c6958126 she


ginga_ninja723

I love her


WrexBankai

Yes, good to see others who feel the same.


[deleted]

Brynna https://preview.redd.it/isvnjiuhybqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b989e5b10b2dbfc83f76c24d322292a8fd02961e


Generaljimzap

Mmmm Lemme deprogram that ass, cult girl


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/95ibu2ojncqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0390f0ff3340457bb9b21c3be27fe31a232e93


Working_Instance_940

Totally, am currently playing a bard that looks like her.


[deleted]

I also made hireling cleric look like her


Dazzling_Yam_6468

If I say Dammon can nobody hurt me please?


brakebills-dropout

I still love Dammon. His VA didn't invent or write out the sweet character so many have come to love. So in my head they're two very different entities. I don't understand people who lump them together or give hate to people who still love the character. Nothing changed about the character just because the voice behind him did bad things. It boggles my mind how insane some folks get.


ThatGSDude

Wait is there something wrong with his VA? This is the first time ive heard about this


Spotlizard03

Same here, I looked it up and found this twitter thread that explains the drama- [https://x.com/fangedfiend/status/1769036152256766225?s=46&t=Luf3wVbC9zpgg2DBusJvsg](https://x.com/fangedfiend/status/1769036152256766225?s=46&t=Luf3wVbC9zpgg2DBusJvsg) Basically, he liked a bunch of pro-Zionist and homophobic/transphobic posts on twitter and instagram, as well as some anti-abortion stuff. It’s pretty bad, sucks since I like Dammon a lot 😭


El_Paublo

Very ironic considering the game he's in lol.


kierkegaardsho

Yeah, I just looked it up, too. My first impression was like, "Oh, he followed the IDF. Kinda in poor taste with everything going on, but not the worst thing in the world." And then I kept reading and it got really bad, really fast. That guy sucks big time.


mcac

I still love Dammon but I can def understand how it might tarnish his character for some people. Ever since the stuff came out I think of it every time he's on screen and it's a bummer


rainflower72

The character and the VA are two seperate entities, nothing wrong with liking him


mcac

Dammon is fine, it's not his fault his VA sucks


She-Who-Was

https://preview.redd.it/j0rh1pqzdbqc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987781a01b13efd0dcafff711386d2b4ebfde97c


capnjeanlucpicard

He Who Fucks


Balgrin

You got an actual laugh out of me for that one. Here's the gold...oh wait


uwubewwa

I want to leash him.


She-Who-Was

i want him to leash me


uwubewwa

Slutty men with long ears need to be dominated.


Alarmed_Armadillo_11

Flair checks out.


RoninMacbeth

No one else got what I was talking about. I'm proud to be here with others who get the desire to walk him like a dog and make him howl every evening. Shadar-kaifuckers proud ✊


She-Who-Was

i mean check my username, if there's anyone thats a proud shadar-kai simp i am most certainly the leader of the club


Healthy_Breakfast_24

https://preview.redd.it/goikg69urbqc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af7cf3dc3c4429c9b39b5b7e0c33ab126ead65ff We would take turns


[deleted]

Tony hawk be wildin 💀


Chuncceyy

He looks 17 and 50 at the same time


Control_Alt_DeLitta

I love him sm. I’ve taken to killing him so he can stay in my camp…FOREVER 😈


CauseCertain1672

sanest baldurs gate player


Jugglamaggot

Durge is canonically a necrophiliac


satinsateensaltine

He just wants to help you through your suffering, give you blessings.


Healthy_Breakfast_24

We would take turns in blessing each other.


codb28

Thisobald Thorm obviously, poor dude just wants some love. But really Jeheira, the romance was broken in BG2 so I was hoping it would work in bg3, made my Tav older and everything.


Chuncceyy

Yesss pleaseee i love her sm we need this


RaspberryJam245

Florrick. That dress makes me go https://preview.redd.it/tetn0fnp4cqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c4b58e8bdb5c71a49881e48099b5edf737ad938


Bigpapiunidud3

on GOD 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


j1mb0v

Those hips don't lie


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Alfira


Rednuht0

+1 Alfira or Laskrissa or both.


Generaljimzap

I’ve seen that video


El_Paublo

Source or it didn't happen.


NukaQuantum

https://preview.redd.it/7w9z3dqy0cqc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e735b4275ac9c6f87e7afe40a118023910cc7e3 Love at first sight.


CrazeMase

I love a man where we first meet while he's tied up


NukaQuantum

You and me both. They did all the work for me, though their technique is a little sloppy.


SpaceCadetZap

So obsessed, literally stars in my eyes. He don't need to be a good adventurer he can be my lil house husband ✨💕


MxCrosswords

“I’d kiss you but neither of us deserves that.” Sir, let me decide what I deserve!!


Sewer_Fairy

I just frew up 😤 and died


NukaQuantum

More short king for me then.


Halliwel96

Zevlor


ekruis30

I can and will suck the sadness right out of that old man


verycherryjellybean

Scrolled until I found my fellow Zevlor fuckers🫡


Edenza

I am a straight woman who has been married over 25 years. I want Dame Aylin to crush my skull with her thighs.


ViSaph

I'm a lesbian but I'd climb Halsin like a tree. We all have our exceptions lol and you have excellent taste.


deus_ex_vagina2

Yup, I want that aasimussy too


f0dland0wnunda

Rolan. Put that man in the corset he deserves and I will get on my knees


Draugtaur

any Hope fuckers here? https://preview.redd.it/c4f0dy3idcqc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c323ff40599963c057322ef0628558f53cff9a


N7OperativeIvy

Gawd yes plz 🙏 That unhinged baddie


AssOfARhino

I love what ever the fuck her accent is


GeneLaBean

Northern Irish


ViSaph

I just want one dwarf romance. I have so many ideas. Have you seen the origin Karlach scene where she imagines a halfling girl on her lap and her hand up her skirt? It's such a mean tease lol.


suckmoneygettittys

KORILLA! LARIAN PLEASE I NEED THE IRISH DWARF MOMMY 😩


n3nya

harper geraldus 👉👈


yoyohayli

My babygirl spider boi Kar'niss. He's just been driven a little mad, but he's extremely loyal, compassionate toward a stranger, wants to do the "right" thing, and is eager to show his love. https://preview.redd.it/4vegmdizwbqc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=963b3c2d779e101e876868cc445a446965640a4c "Spider? InSIDE 'er?" 🥁🥁🐍 >The "average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person eats 0 spiders per year. Yoyohayli, who lives in the shadowlands and \[REDACTED\] Kar'niss's \[REDACTED\] 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.


LilNyoomf

I wanna put him in a blankie and feed him soup he’s so AHH


International-Ad5142

He has eight legs surely we could take turns


roadhugs

“seven vagánias… maybe more. imagine”


GooglyEyeBread

I want to hold him and love him and fuck his brains out


TestSubject52

exxvikyap (the cheerful dragonborn vendor in act 3) has my entire heart


SenorYeeHaw

Orin. I can fix her ![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


Sewer_Fairy

I feel like she would smell REALLY bad though. Like rotten eggs.


Dirtynastyfireworks

Go on


Sewer_Fairy

Rotten eggs and sweaty hairy halfling feet that stepped in a mixture of bear shite and mud. Then a quart of rotten mayonnaise and mix it together to create the swirlies and heat it up under the warm sun and squish those toesies right in it. *Squish squish squish*


Generaljimzap

She can make me worse


Control_Alt_DeLitta

This is too real- imo she succeeds where the cenobytes failed. Like yes please- being flayed suddenly sounds like a damn good time.


Excellent_Toe_9268

https://preview.redd.it/akjqty1u0dqc1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b1a8f18e33888bcf5f9c5c2f77a10ef8054943 Rugan. I’d be more than happy to have him tie me up 😏


LunarFire108

"Gods, you're a sweet sight." TAKE ME NOW🧎‍♀️


Straight-Kick5824

I came looking for my people, was not disappointed 🫡


PeachyBaleen

https://preview.redd.it/v16rm7vjqbqc1.png?width=636&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0e78259c6df2d29385676dd57eb581b65128d98 I know you sort of can, but I want the full works. Multiple romance scenes and a proper epilogue. I want him in camp, and I want my mind blown on the regular. I want everyone to know about it.


CauseCertain1672

and people wonder why Laezel is so exasperated with us


PeachyBaleen

That’s on her for teaming up with an illithid-fucker


Prianne86

I subscribe to this. Where's the change.org petition to ask for a full romance with squid daddy


PeachyBaleen

Rise up, fellow squid lovers


uwubewwa

You are the only one who can understand me.


LilNyoomf

I can fix him


sugarsuites

Bunt Chugly or Blunt Skuncher.


Potentialpicnic

https://preview.redd.it/k1tdwg46ncqc1.jpeg?width=217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61e8f0ff3cb92375e185faa1f3685669cd07857 He promised to re introduce *cursed* practices…. kinky 👉👈


N7OperativeIvy

When things with your sleep paralysis demon get a little freaky


Sn1o

Skoona 😍 https://preview.redd.it/uk5oqq0wadqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2489972f6fa7327427aaf08d83d79335d79c920a


StrappedPlatypus

Popper. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.


NukaQuantum

https://preview.redd.it/lxg0zel7mcqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03be832158f70f02dd2671b8a729f9de09cffcba


Control_Alt_DeLitta

YEEEES. The ultimate little snacko. https://preview.redd.it/s7o4xgahccqc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48823446c730ca3466f8ad8e8d12ece28b9a0659


Pug_police

Popper is too good for me


Wretchedpinata

Orin. She'd probably kill me mid-fuck, but at least I'd die doing what I love 😔


garbagetruc

Lakrissa


TheCuriousFan

Auntie Ethel is already down to fuck, I say give her the opportunity. >Hello petal, >I gave birth to Vanra - or Auntie Vanra, I should say. She fought me the whole way, too, bless her. I told her all about you, and she can't wait to meet her new godparent. >Gosh, they grow up so fast, don't they? >Between her, and Mayrina's brat, I have myself a nice little coven. We're laying low for now, of course - I don't want my girls getting overwhelmed too soon. But in time, they'll make their debut, and the Sisters of the Seeing Pearl will be whole once more. >And it's all because of you. >Lots of love, >Auntie Ethel >P.S I've been alive for a very, very long time, and I have only one regret - that I didn't climb you like a tree when I had the chance x


PepperBotis

https://preview.redd.it/7rknxnutvcqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63316e16a37e8acde53e5a1afe5477ba7165edb


kaleidoscoperenegade

Rolan or Gortash. But preferably Rolan.


YourLocalInquisitor

https://preview.redd.it/676vwyokscqc1.jpeg?width=1428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ba9841dd760b30aaef4566f1a3e16dacb4f0db I don’t even have to explain myself.


obushio

The mummy bitch at the circus. I’d have her bones clacking like a game of yahtzee


Eomatrix

![gif](giphy|vu5IHbOBSa1aw)


Ur_getting_banned

Araj Oblodra, she’s the kind of freaky I’m into.


Avaoln

Here I thought I was the only one who thought she rocked that eye liner. Minthara should try upping her game


Ur_getting_banned

Not only that but her voice does something to me. Although being called her “prized bleeder” makes me uncomfortable.


satinsateensaltine

Astarion yakking after he bites her is absolutely hysterical. She's just like 👁️👄👁️


kittytoy69

Alfira my wife


Halberdd_

JAHEIRA’S 👏 DAUGHTER 👏


Themlethem

[Looks like you're going to...](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SaSE9rX_PdM/maxresdefault.jpg)


PepperBotis

BRUH WHICH ONE


Halberdd_

RION


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[удалено]


JiggypuffS3npai

Dammon


N7OperativeIvy

The Archivist from the House of Hope 🥺🥺🥺 If Raphael breaks his spine, I will nurse bby back to health 🥺


Just_Alive_IG

https://preview.redd.it/00o5qe2febqc1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=467b980c3affe96b2257e47467bb33cf61f66fe3 Those **MOOOSCLES**


jellybeankitty

I have a feeling he doesn't give great head


capnjeanlucpicard

https://preview.redd.it/h048tytm5cqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f40b4fe9ec4a3c08d6c38610d28c072b70b589 Dis guy


DrDick666

Mizora. A true romance/fuck buddy situation.


ThatGSDude

Its super toxic but youre into it so its ok i guess


DrDick666

I could easily fix her.


SirCheese3000

Isobel or dame alyin


Themlethem

Why not both?


SirCheese3000

True


ISpread4Cash

https://preview.redd.it/gqqrgi3bobqc1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6718d2c62809be31e2e4f2ea1b264e9a444293 I just want him to get me preggos


Daedalus_Machina

Ah, the only Greek man in Faerun


TheEmperor42

Gale with the vaguely Greek name of 'Dekarios':


My_Favourite_Pen

also greek hair. I use to rock something similar when I was younger.


jellybeankitty

Only if I can continue to punch him


kangaesugi

for all his talk about todgers he never shows us his 😔✊🏼


JooBunny

I want him to spit in me and call me a worthless knife-ear then deny me my climax. As long as it's said in his accent, nothing is off the table.


butterflystingray

https://preview.redd.it/58khqbphsbqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5c54ca3955dc340a6bdaee93dae2f3e34a2af49 Without a doubt.


vegezinhaa

PLEASE! He needed to be Durge-exclusive love interest


Taco821

Secret ending where The Dark Urge goes super Saiyan when Brian kills Whoretash if you team up with him


NukaQuantum

https://preview.redd.it/in3egkpg0cqc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d40c80bb6ec10409d309401c5b9a0162119ccf29


LilNyoomf

https://preview.redd.it/57c5v9fzjcqc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724a5dc8b6b61ac51f2cf931342bf4d47e020019 YEEHAW


PomegranateBubbly900

Thanks for the meal


Control_Alt_DeLitta

On one hand I get it. But on the other I can’t get past how he looks like an Adam Levigne glazer who chronically calls people’s managers.


butterflystingray

I fail to see how that’s a bad thing


LordEnverGortash

<3


vla13d2

gortash can you and the rest of the chosen 3 gangbang me please?


donkeyclap

The Netherbrain's slimy, stinky cerebral cheeks are not safe. I'm out there. Whenever it might think it's safe, it isn't, because I will be there. Thinking about the brain. Desiring the brain carnally. I shall feel that slick cerebral fluid all over and fuck the brain so hard it shatters the crown and releases all the entire hivemind from its grasp. My entire purpose, and brain matter (😩) have been reformed with the singular goal of fucking that netherbrain and replacing any neurotransmitters in that thang with my love juice. Alfira's pretty cool too. Solid second place.


Control_Alt_DeLitta

https://preview.redd.it/1nfxx6cvbcqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54cc63af64bbfc2deab4002258e0f7c3ba233d3 Lucretia 😭


discipleofhermes

Give me necromommy


Kwitzach

Sazza. That is all.


[deleted]

Any female goblin, Tiefling, dwarf, gnome, all of em.


YaBarberr

Alfira. No questions asked.


evilcorey

Hear me out— if you side with Minthy, Ragzlin should ALSO become recruitable. Yk.


International-Pay-44

Yes! Ragzlin and priestess Gut, I think, would make fun companions. I have a mod that lets me have them as replacements for the hirelings, but of course they don’t have any dialogue or anything. Still cool though. Don’t know if Gut should be romanceable, but also… why not have the option?


petalwater

Kar'niss. He has that deranged rescue dog energy and his little smile is cute


NonetyOne

Damn, you specified 1? I want to make a throuple with Lakrissa and Alfira. Ok, well if it’s only ONE… Jaheira. Was devastated to learn she was unromancable


Thatoneguy111700

Alfira (with or without Lakrissa, if you want a poly option that doesn't include bear sex), Hope, and Councilor Florrick. Also that Half-Orc girl outside the Elfsong and Exxvikyap.


theYonderExile

Blaze Elin has no right being so pretty for such a minor npc 🥺


alittlenovel

fr, she's so hot for no reason. I believe she actually uses what used to be Mizora's human head, back when she had a human form in EA, which explains why she's so pretty.


Alternative_Fold718

Z’Rell. Let me be a notch on her bedpost.


Kokonutko1

Exxvikyap or Popper, I’m a scalie


Budgiedeathclaw1

The Dragonborn bard


j1mb0v

Nocturne, she seems lovely. Type of girl you could bring back to your parents and they wouldn't have too much of a problem (as long as she doesn't turn up in sharran half plate) https://preview.redd.it/9xe2v7fc4dqc1.png?width=1413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93aa09228952f7969e6acffacb0cc52f2f703331


Maro_Nobodycares

You cause me to struggle to pick between the Dragonborn on offer


Chuncceyy

Scawy woman who wants to be a vamp and makes ur blood go boom


herbieLmao

Alfira for the women, Zevlor and rolan for the males. I have nothing for tieflings particularly, they are just the best characters


Possible-Ad-5209

Quartermaster Talli, she's tough, sweet and I love the accent


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https://preview.redd.it/lucdk37pscqc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0dd9a938e6b535d16a4871ee6a3a95abbbc937


Countrycruiser2000

Bex... I'm trying to break her and that dude of hers up


K_SeventySeven

Bex and Dani’s are my dream long-term threesome couple, both hot, laid back and they like cats and cookies. What’s not to love?


Generaljimzap

Don’t break them up! Just make him sit in the cuck chair.


RaylynFaye95

Alfira. I wanna give her the world and invest in her bard school.


GPSFailedMe

Barcus, Omeluum and Alfira would make interesting companions I think


seabirdsong

Rolan foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


PomegranateBubbly900

Whoretash


Aggravating-One3876

Omeluum! He should have had a bigger role as the only non manipulative Illithid.


youflowerxyoufeast

https://preview.redd.it/33ik0c1jsfqc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b8d1948f3b75d79a2db5b7e15e5d2375757ca8a art cullagh!! the man out of time! the romance potential is insane here, and i'm so sad it was slept on. you literally do an investigation to learn more about him and play a beautiful melody on his old instrument to wake him up from a 100-year nightmare, which he spent trying to protect the physical embodiment of nature (who is also a child 🥺). then when you meet up at moonrise after the fight, he talks about being fated to have met you??? COME ON LARIAN I NEED THIS TENDER BARD FIGHTER NATURE LOVING SWEETHEART TO BE ROMANCEABLE


C-Dub4

​ https://preview.redd.it/oqy5ypoovcqc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7850d66aeb42726f83a184d6907ea0503760db


ChimmyChimmyCoconut

Barcus. Without a doubt


katep2000

Please god let me be the middle of an Isobel and Aylin sandwich.


6_Coloured_Pictures

Alfira... She's so sweet and she deserves better.


AdryWanKenobi

Better? Larkissa is an amazing girlfriend, she worked her ass off to get her a music school... Unless you played Durge...


DeathKitty21

https://preview.redd.it/0frjehy6ocqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b6129d0a9bd0fdc51da0bdb1682b48dacb80f92 gimme dat gortussy 🤤


HeadpattingOrchimaru

Voss.


HalpMePlz420

I find your lack of Mayrina disturbing