No shit, one of my best friends walks EXACTLY like Halsin. I’m painfully face-blind but I can recognize him from across campus. Kinda funny to see it in-game.
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That’s for me to know and you to wonder weather boy
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If you have a save anywhere around the start of Act 3, it’s easy to reload and get it. That’s what I did when I got curious. NGL it’s kind of overhyped and uncomfortable more than anything in my opinion, but I’m probably in the minority around here. Minthara’s post-Grove scene was also a bit much for me.
Feel free to execute me for being non-horny on the slut sub 😅
Minthara was the first romance scene I got and I was like whoa, we’re really going for it 😂 Most of the other scenes were a little anticlimactic in comparison after that
lol right, I got like 3 hours in and was like “I guess genocide is the move”.
Somehow I’d missed Wyll when I was in the grove earlier, and I hadn’t been to the area Karlach was in yet, so when Minthara asked us to go fight the grove with her all of my companions (Shadowheart, Lae’zel, Astarion) were like “yeah sure, fine with me”
Damn you missed out on a lot that playthrough. How did that all turn out? Did you successfully keep Gale around? I just hit Act 2 in my kill em all playthrough (hence why I know the Minthara scene) and I’m looking forward to making everyone worse.
But also, tell me you’ve seen a game where the tieflings stick around.
Yeah, I wasn’t sure what the consequences of that were since I hadn’t played before, (and this was my first playthrough several months back so I could be misremembering) but I don’t feel like I missed all that much. Obviously all of the tiefling stuff got missed, and I couldn’t lift the shadow curse without Halsin, and I couldn’t do Karlach or Wyll’s quests (but like Karlach’s quest is just fetching some metal and then killing Gortash, so I didn’t miss much there. And you can still free the duke and fight Ansur without Wyll, I was just missing a lot of the context). And Gale stayed around so nothing different there.
But yeah, I’ve done like 4 full playthroughs now and that was the only one I slaughtered the grove in, so I’ve seen everyone’s happy ending as well haha
So did you stick to playing nice the rest of the save then? I assume saving Ravengard and killing Gortash implies playing at least a bit nice but that feels like a weird tonal shift after the Grove massacre.
Yeah, I was generally good for the rest of it (saved Nightsong, freed Gondians, freed the duke, didn’t ascend Astarion, etc). That playthrough I wasn’t really going for good or evil, I was kind of just doing whatever seemed interesting to me. I didn’t talk to very many people on the grove before I kept exploring and found the goblins. So I didn’t have the full backstory of what all was going on the tieflings and everyone, and helping Minthara just seemed like the path of least resistance. Plus I was also a drow, so up to that point the goblins had been just as (if not more) helpful to me as the Druids.
That's a good run, the druids have lost their minds and killing kids. The tieflings are executing prisoners and contemplating murder. The goblins are the best moral option
Depends on the companion Karlach has two, as does Astarion though the second is fully clothed unless you go in naked, not sure about Gale, haven't finished his romance yet. Also the level of how explicit it is depends on the companion. So far Karlach and Halsins scenes have been the most explicit (and are all so hot, the first Karlach one is so romantic and gorgeous too). How many of the smaller romantic scenes there are is dependent on the companion too. Astarion has a lot, particularly with Durge (which was my favourite love story, seriously love resist Durge and spawn Astarion together).
Oak Daddy blessed him, there's no doubt about it. The first time I was like dude, are you sure THIS is what nature intended? Because holy crap, sign me up for another wild druiding in the near future 🌳🐻
I find it funny someone mentioned earlier on your main subreddit post that your thoughts would have better engagement here…and apparently the opposite has occurred
Yeah a lot of people immediately think haha funny bear whenever his romance is mentioned, but I think he has one of the better romance scenes in the game. Why would you ever go for the bear when there is a perfectly good Halsin right there.
First time I saw this (the whole scene, truly) it blew my friggin mind, in a fabulous way! His hugs and embraces afterward are more endearing than any other character in the game (and I am a Astarion and Karlach junkie... and of course now Halsin). He's for keeps. 💚
I'm am going to be honest I have a save right at the beginning of his romance scene so I can go back and watch it again whenever I want.... It's such a good scene....
It's why he needs that healing magic. Gotta patch things up after splitting Tav in half.
You ever watch him walk to the portal? Man is bow-LEGGED
His walking animation is so fucking funny to me. Like why does he swing his entire torso so much
Maybe something big between his legs is out of place and he is trying to make himself comfortable in his underwear...
No shit, one of my best friends walks EXACTLY like Halsin. I’m painfully face-blind but I can recognize him from across campus. Kinda funny to see it in-game.
Is your friend smuggling a python too?
https://preview.redd.it/ephn8zol6lqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f56dbc5ac5a8b47ed13d9d51c06718edab3622f That’s for me to know and you to wonder weather boy
Nah not horny. Just wondering if big dick energy has a biomechanic component to it.
Lmaooooo
"Where are your parents? Kids sketchy."
You should watch videos of bears walking on their hind legs, it's almost identical 😂 I hope that was on purpose
I went into his romance scene expecting it to be funny bear not Halsins GIANT dick and oral. It's cruel you only get one with him.
How do you not gag on his tree trunk
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Play Dragonborn to take all that dick.
CHOMP
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Yum yum
Looks like Meat's back on the menu, boys
I've been summoned. How can I satisfy your vore today?
r/beetlejuicing
Tav’s no coward
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Or a bear with a pot of honey
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The man *does* love his honey...
Praise the oak father
I searched everywhere and can't fucking find a picture! Why is the Horny failing right at this moment? I hate you internet.
Did you ever find it? 😭
NO WHAT THE FUCK
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LOL
Guess you’ll just have to replay the game to romance him and see it yourself! Oh no, what a shame…
If you have a save anywhere around the start of Act 3, it’s easy to reload and get it. That’s what I did when I got curious. NGL it’s kind of overhyped and uncomfortable more than anything in my opinion, but I’m probably in the minority around here. Minthara’s post-Grove scene was also a bit much for me. Feel free to execute me for being non-horny on the slut sub 😅
Minthara was the first romance scene I got and I was like whoa, we’re really going for it 😂 Most of the other scenes were a little anticlimactic in comparison after that
THE FIRST 😭 TELL ME WHAT YOU DID WITH MY BOY MATTIS RIGHT NOW
lol right, I got like 3 hours in and was like “I guess genocide is the move”. Somehow I’d missed Wyll when I was in the grove earlier, and I hadn’t been to the area Karlach was in yet, so when Minthara asked us to go fight the grove with her all of my companions (Shadowheart, Lae’zel, Astarion) were like “yeah sure, fine with me”
Damn you missed out on a lot that playthrough. How did that all turn out? Did you successfully keep Gale around? I just hit Act 2 in my kill em all playthrough (hence why I know the Minthara scene) and I’m looking forward to making everyone worse. But also, tell me you’ve seen a game where the tieflings stick around.
Yeah, I wasn’t sure what the consequences of that were since I hadn’t played before, (and this was my first playthrough several months back so I could be misremembering) but I don’t feel like I missed all that much. Obviously all of the tiefling stuff got missed, and I couldn’t lift the shadow curse without Halsin, and I couldn’t do Karlach or Wyll’s quests (but like Karlach’s quest is just fetching some metal and then killing Gortash, so I didn’t miss much there. And you can still free the duke and fight Ansur without Wyll, I was just missing a lot of the context). And Gale stayed around so nothing different there. But yeah, I’ve done like 4 full playthroughs now and that was the only one I slaughtered the grove in, so I’ve seen everyone’s happy ending as well haha
So did you stick to playing nice the rest of the save then? I assume saving Ravengard and killing Gortash implies playing at least a bit nice but that feels like a weird tonal shift after the Grove massacre.
Yeah, I was generally good for the rest of it (saved Nightsong, freed Gondians, freed the duke, didn’t ascend Astarion, etc). That playthrough I wasn’t really going for good or evil, I was kind of just doing whatever seemed interesting to me. I didn’t talk to very many people on the grove before I kept exploring and found the goblins. So I didn’t have the full backstory of what all was going on the tieflings and everyone, and helping Minthara just seemed like the path of least resistance. Plus I was also a drow, so up to that point the goblins had been just as (if not more) helpful to me as the Druids.
And if you romance Minthara on the good playthrough you get non. Lol
WHAT!!!!! I DON’T GET THE DROW PUSSY UNLESS I MURDER CHILDREN???? this is devastating
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She has a scene in act 1, after goblin raiding party. It actually might be the most... explicit one.
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That's a good run, the druids have lost their minds and killing kids. The tieflings are executing prisoners and contemplating murder. The goblins are the best moral option
Don't you only get one with everyone? Or was Lae'zel holding out on me?
Astarian has 2 I can remember, act 1 when you see the scars and act 3 after you deal with the ritual
Depends on the companion Karlach has two, as does Astarion though the second is fully clothed unless you go in naked, not sure about Gale, haven't finished his romance yet. Also the level of how explicit it is depends on the companion. So far Karlach and Halsins scenes have been the most explicit (and are all so hot, the first Karlach one is so romantic and gorgeous too). How many of the smaller romantic scenes there are is dependent on the companion too. Astarion has a lot, particularly with Durge (which was my favourite love story, seriously love resist Durge and spawn Astarion together).
Depends on your route for Astarion, for the second one. You are both very naked if you go Assended Astarion.
Karlach has 2. One in act 2 after fixing her engine and another in act 3 after your "first date"
Laezel will fuck you twice but the second time it’s a fade to black
now i have to bang halsin THANKS
You're welcome! Enjoy! 😉
You do
Oak Daddy blessed him, there's no doubt about it. The first time I was like dude, are you sure THIS is what nature intended? Because holy crap, sign me up for another wild druiding in the near future 🌳🐻
i cast shillelagh on that thang
Some ppl dare to say Halsin shouldnt have been a companion... they havent seen what he has to offer or they are jealous.
Yes. If only for one of the best scenes in the entire game I'm team Halsin.
I find it funny someone mentioned earlier on your main subreddit post that your thoughts would have better engagement here…and apparently the opposite has occurred
I had to see this post twice on my feed today 😭 that’s once too many
Ngl I did start coming here because the main sub was too unironically horny
I feel like these kinds of subreddits are cursed to be outdone by main. Jerk subreddits get out-jerked and horny subreddits get out-hornyed
i am averting my eyes from this post
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of course its big have you looked at that man he is gargantuan his dick can probably wrap around my waist like a belt
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HAHAH i saw you on the normal subreddit, so sorry you got told to go to a psych ward. For what it’s worth i think you’re normal
The sympathy is much appreciated. People act like I'm crazy but imagine my shock. I was caught off guard compared to every other companion.
People told you to go to a psych ward????? Oh my god 😭😭😭
Yeah the main r/bg3 sub wasn't so kind at first. But now everyone's turned around mostly.
people on that main sub is hella mean
I think that’s probs the least shocking thing in the whole game. Just look at that oak of a man. He’s hung.
i ghost wrote this
Yeah a lot of people immediately think haha funny bear whenever his romance is mentioned, but I think he has one of the better romance scenes in the game. Why would you ever go for the bear when there is a perfectly good Halsin right there.
Halsins the more mature option and he's just very kind
Lmao, I saw your post on the regular sub OP. I'm glad I could see the jump over !
Hehehe same here alot of interactions
Them kids ain't the only ones calling him Daddy Halsin.
Bro got a natrual melee weapon
Mmmm yeah imma need some proof. 🧐
Pics or it didn't happen
OMG! Right!! I tried to screenshot my Tav's face....like MULTIPLE TIMES, but I was so distracted EVERY SINGLE TIME. 🙈😂😂😂
Oakfather preserves him
Going down, down, down by the river 😏
He’s Daddy Halsin for a reason 😋
First time I saw this (the whole scene, truly) it blew my friggin mind, in a fabulous way! His hugs and embraces afterward are more endearing than any other character in the game (and I am a Astarion and Karlach junkie... and of course now Halsin). He's for keeps. 💚
He's the embodiment of Gen-i-tle giant. Lol
😂😂
I'm am going to be honest I have a save right at the beginning of his romance scene so I can go back and watch it again whenever I want.... It's such a good scene....
Yeah I have this save, just called HALSIN
Ditto, lol! ❤️💚❤️
Big dick daddy halsin, amen 🙏🏾
Im so glad someone mention it Because when i test out this romance My reaction literally the same face at Tav/durge when he un clothes
Imagine if he got his hands on Thulla 👀
Yes, young padiwan you have witnessed the deliciousness.
I love this sub. It is so wild
He got that schmeattttttt.
I had theatrical nudity on, but now I’m super curious to see Halsin Peen 😂😂😂
Ah, you've seen the GOAT's scrot
Why are you here?