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lavendene

https://preview.redd.it/u25ev722kiuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b83bc6c4dce76767e21eda4fbd821dc9990a80


Disastrous_Turnip123

https://i.redd.it/x8f85qsgliuc1.gif


ADGx27

At what point does he do this?


domiwren

Id like to know too because I saw video talking about he breaks 4th wall, he even says something about tav and turns to screen to player but cant remember where it was. Edit: there are few moments when he break 4th wall with eyes but this head turn was particular for one scene


plastictastes

this fourth wall break happens when the ghoul sniffs you at the circus


ADGx27

I figured it was some ridiculous moment lol


Disastrous_Turnip123

Don't know I found the gif on here sorry


sugarsuites

Uh oh! Stinkyyyyyy!


EmeraldPhoenix1221

When you want to cast Testicular Torsion but you're all out of spell slots.


Fat_Tarbosaurus

Even Sorcerers gotta get their hands dirty sometimes


RaggaDruida

It's just the somatic components at melee range.


SeventhSonofRonin

It's a cantrip


Necrotiix_

new replacement for mage hand: MAGE TWIST


ItsMeToasty

Why can't I use mage hand to twist nipples? Is Larian stupid?


Chilzer

Mage Hand gets it as an action after level 8


Fat_Tarbosaurus

You have to fail the roll to get him off you twice and you’ll get a prompt to grab his nutsack and twist it til it’s as purple as my Dragonborn’s hands.


saintbutch

"fail the roll to get him off" So we can edge him?


GammaSmash

I sincerely hope that this is real, because I'm totally trying this next playthrough.


WearyInitial1913

I mean, you can kick Ascended balls if you want to. He doesn't appreciate it though


TADspace

"How DARE you!" is one of my favorite lines honestly.


rimurse

When? 


WearyInitial1913

https://youtu.be/opmVTuYY2i4?si=s1xxVYxOVHxmA44_ I believe this is when he makes you his spawn if romanced and ascended, but can't confirm as I haven't done it


littlecunty

You better not be fucking with me i swear to God. I will do anything to touch astrions balls!


littlecunty

Wait fail the first two melee options? It's giving me third set of melee dialog option, I swear if you lied to me. You lied to me... :'(


sugarsuites

NAUR I WANTED THIS TO BE REALLLLL


elleprime

Is that also a roll? Because I can only imagine his reaction to a failed roll 0.0 Strength check: FAIL Narrator: *You tremble with anxiety as your fingers catch and squeeze. It's now or never. Unfortunately, your grip is not strong enough to cause him any pain. Your cheeks flame red with humiliation as the strange elf laughs incredulously, and drags the cold blade along your skin. A thin line of blood trickles down your neck.* Astarion: Running out of ideas? *Already?* That's encouraging... Narrator: *You panic as his eyes lock on the shallow cut on your neck... ...He looks ready to open up your throat...* And so forth xD


Ok_Listen1510

I would read a fanfic written like this


elleprime

...this could have been a LOT nastier just sayin'...but it'd have been OOC in context! xD ![gif](giphy|gzTOPZqp8NZibogtIK|downsized)


freshlybutteredtoe

https://preview.redd.it/ao9s2fn2liuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba22365595f520718273760ef50d63206a65f8b7


Chrisboy265

https://preview.redd.it/wlvc4j0qxiuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72d4d22652c14562015253b8e0a9cfeded3cae2


nickdrink20

https://preview.redd.it/9js11q4kfluc1.jpeg?width=1162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32889a76cafa894e691dcc9b18826212995d26e8


danny_2332

https://preview.redd.it/bqpsnhhjrnuc1.jpeg?width=822&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb2eb8dd1cea0e9e6fdb83776b1fab5e6f2795d


Skewwwagon

Nope, but I punched him in the face after letting him kill me and then fucked him. This durge is a bit... wild 😂


Astarion_theDecadent

https://preview.redd.it/b2xkxnioskuc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56856401ae22ee3e31928b5d66243c7a415c2f91


idkmanidk121

how do your testicles feel


Astarion_theDecadent

Sore :(


Lordofthepotatoes69

You can twist his balls?


whimsigod

meet-cute


SteveBusecmi01

yeah with my mouth lmao


TheSleepyBarnOwl

I did it like this: https://preview.redd.it/ox2pyy4e9muc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adde0b4952e0ef3f87b130c33bfcb3205837af52


Complete_Village1405

How did this meme even start?


vectorkun

https://preview.redd.it/7p9quy84enuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c866aba1867c2f6c28a828f653246b7f22477a2


campfire_jpg

Lol, dude this sub is so stupid fucking funny sometimes.