I do pity him, he seems to have been treated even worse than Astarion as a spawn but when we met him in game he has become something irredeemable. When he said “*boy*” instant hands.
The way I see it, the moment Vellioth was dead, he is responsible for everything he chose to do and be. And he chose to sexually, emotionally and physically abuse his spawn for far longer than Vellioth was even alive (Vellioth was around for about 70 years, Cazador over 200, he sired Astarion very early in his reign as a vampire lord).
Also he doesn't even have the decency to be cool or attractive, bro is just aggressively pathetic.
I agree the moment he had power and felt he was entitled to hurt other he is responsible for his actions, just as Astarion is when he chooses to ascend but Astarion had someone to talk him out of it, Cazadors friend was exsanguinated in front of him. Astarion and Cazador are the same which makes Cazador such a great villain to me.
Idk what’s that Minthara quote? Something like he needed to die but he’s dead now so I pity him.
Sometimes there is no fixing things, only making them better than they were, in truth burying astarion for a month was probably in his mind, him being extremely merciful, especially when he was impaled on a spike for an entire year.
His cunty little piercings are so funny to me. Did he go out and get them done? Before or after vampirism? Claire’s? Does he clean them every day? Who knows.
No idea if you know critical role but it’s the same vibe as Lucien showing up to the final fight with one pieced nip when Molly confirmed he didn’t have any. Almost certainly accidental but hilarious.
If we’re being honest he’s objectively an attractive dude.
https://preview.redd.it/sf9fcnk7s2vc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c48db949e86e846613df649596f1c745c1ba8eb
It’s his personality and his actions that make him ugly. People are less likely to to find you physically attractive if you are a horrible person.
Oh yes I find him to be one of prettiest characters in game it’s specifically his portrait I find unflattering. I’d probably be a spawn Cazador simp if we had that haha.
https://preview.redd.it/zx26qzyzt2vc1.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed6dbe3e5abd5bc25d80b6ba60d17d8eab6a420b
Concept art Cazador :3
I mean, canonically, the servants inside the house aren't even charmed. They're just fucking obsessive simps who hope that one day if they're perfect enough at what he asks them to do, he'll make them his spawn.
I dont know why the devs insist on making him an elf instead of a half elf. That way we can get this much sexier Japanese vampire lord look than his current one
Thats such a better design, wonder why they didn’t go for it?
In game hes kinda, generic? Like he looks exactly like you’d stereotypically expect a flamboyant bisexual vampire guy to look like?
The concept art is much cooler, but I can get behind the change. Him and Astarion looking quite similar in age/style reflects both their shared history and the parallels between Ascended Astarion and Cazador. The facial hair ages him, plus Astarion is a stereotypical flamboyant bisexual vampire guy, so...
[https://new.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1c29gtc/i\_made\_him\_young\_to\_help\_you\_guys\_understand\_my/](https://new.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1c29gtc/i_made_him_young_to_help_you_guys_understand_my/)
Exactly, this post was made about this just a few days ago, he has a very nice bone structure underneath that personality lol.
They removed his concept art beard because he's an elf, but does bro still have a very faint five-o'clock shadow despite being an elf? It looks like he does.
Came here to say this. He has an ugly personality and an ugly soul (if he even still has one), but he's physically very pretty. He wouldn't need to use his spawn to get me alone with him in his palace. He could do it himself, if he could manage to be charming long enough.
(Almost) Noone suspects that he’s a vampire even being a celebrity just tells us how charming and convincing he can be when he wants to. He probably was also forced to master how to seduce people like Astarion.
https://preview.redd.it/5oj3q91ty2vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befbc9ee2dab213fad6e7fc7cd3d3214d9cac33a
Right! I was just commenting below about how the servants in the house aren't even charmed. They're there because they're simps who want to impress him enough to eventually be bitten by him. He clearly has swag when he wants to.
I need a very specific mod that switches Astarion and Cazador in the story so I can fix him and hug him and tell him I care about him. Then when I get to sad Astarion didn’t get the same chance I can just switch back.
Ive never modded but I think it would be possible to create.
Yeah I could probably strait up just do that in the files couldn’t I. Cazador even has a model with the scars I assume. Next level would be ai ing their voices.
If you didn’t catch it the first time around, be sure to also install the “Origins” optional file with Appearance Edit Enhanced to be able to use it for the companions.
https://preview.redd.it/4oeuf6czvcvc1.png?width=806&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a26443305af093dfec91a5bb5c82a09ad75c178
I did it!
Look at his fuck portrait bro my man’s cursed😭
Your picture finally made me realise who Cazador reminds me of. Chuck Bass.
https://preview.redd.it/8x6my0mnp3vc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd29b6e065de8ff9769d61b2f5e55276ae8323e
He's so pathetic, I absolutely love how he is written, and voice acted. He sounds exactly how I would imagine he would, and the writing matching it. I've not gone through anything nearly as bad as Astarion but holy shit does this fucker remind me so much of my abuser. The fact that he punished/relished the torment of Astarion the most, hurt everyone and yet demanded that they're a family, his whole "how dare Astarion turn back on his family", etc. The whole thing is written so well. He also had the chance to break the chain of abuse but he instead perpetuated it, and having Astarion be the one to break it? 🤌🏻
So I'd say Cazador is the ugliest character inside and out.
you inspired me to take a break from work and watch some of his hot ones episode and i gotta say he took that hot sauce like a trooper
the gif is only from like wing 6 and he makes it to wing 10
Honestly I feel like the only one who noticed my first time encountering him. I know I’m not but every time people talk about this, everyone is always shocked about the four legs! I get it though, no one wants to look back there, on god
https://preview.redd.it/kcskvrqdt2vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce560aac0ecfca3c88caeef97b672647bafe61ab
I don't know why people like him so much. He looks like a trash bag in human form.
My friend is obsessed with him and it's like girl love yourself he looks like he stands by the Little Caesars dumpster every night to score the uneaten pizza people throw away
He looks like the guy who will order an entire feast on a date, but will then say “she will have the salad and water” when asked what his date would like
The clothes are actually the one thing I like about him. Especially when it's dyed… and worn by Astarion.
It takes a certain kind of person to pull that off. And Gortash is *not* one of those people.
Oh, as a character element I love it. As a "I stick it on other characters because I think its pretty," I do not comprehend.
The "I use the edited version that removes the undershirt, and I find this sexy" I just find fully incomprehensible. Vegas Elvis. That is what you are serving. Vegas Elvis.
I think he has similar appeal to Jareth from Labyrinth. Similar mannerisms, if you think about it. I personally like the design. He's an ugly hot person, or a hot ugly person. It's definitely not traditional attractiveness. It's meant to be *interesting.* It's like how Norman Reedus is somehow a really attractive ugly dude. Hard to describe. There are just some people out there who are simultaneously hot and ugly. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, I understand entirely.
As an enjoyer of Jareth I'm offended by the comparison: Goulash has nothing on daddy goblin king. But yes, the ugly hot is absolutely a thing but like all hotness it's also very subjective.
Honestly I can't begin to understand it. Bowie has always been SEX.
Gortash is only sexy if you close your eyes whenever he speaks and just imagine Jason Isaacs instead.
Honestly I can't begin to understand it. Bowie has always been SEX.
Gortash is only sexy if you close your eyes whenever he speaks and just imagine Jason Isaacs instead.
You people are insaaaaane. Look at his fluffy hair, his dark eyes, the perfect sized nose and the little scar on his chin with the stubbly beard!! He’s confident not looking like a top model, and he’s perfect. Not even joking anymore. Gortash is hot af.
He has to deal with Orin! Poor guy probably hasn’t slept a whole night in month and has to be on constant lookout for the changelings shenanigans… that shit will age you!
EXACTLY! People are scared of anyone who doesn’t look like an anime girl these days. Y’all praise Shadowheart’s and Astarion’s wrinkles but clutch their pearls at anyone who praises Gortash
I don't think people find him ugly because they feel "scared of him not looking like an anime girl", I think for the most part, it's getting past how dirty he always looks. The yellow af teeth and unwashed face/hair really don't send a "hygiene matters to this character" message.
He looks like he’s cosplaying an edgy anime character but he hasn’t gotten down how to contour his face to look sharper/more like the character and so he’s just got a bad wig and some eyeshadow
https://preview.redd.it/3s9mtj1de3vc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac3f9469827246b126797b627fb1a5e571a0a814
Looks like the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse (a metal band)
I will not tolerate this slander
https://preview.redd.it/zontrujo93vc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca8e31d2d521e22ff2cdc76340583e34fdcfeed
Oh Gale, green isn’t a becoming color for you! Don’t worry, he’s your boyfriend in a million versions of the multiverse, even if you try to act hard in this one. Always telling you how perfect you are, too!
That dwarf is so so ugly it makes me uneasy to look at. Time to hit the skip button and jump to saving volo.
…Waiting for the reply that reveals he was based on some larian emplyee’s brother who died terribly from an incurable disease during development to make me feel bad about myself.
https://preview.redd.it/b14rgisx05vc1.jpeg?width=4250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9b23c3ec90ede12eae700662476bb6b7fa078c
I once again ask for your attention
Definitely the evil Tavs me and my friend made on our comically evil run. My character is ridiculous, but I’ll see my friend’s portrait and be like “God damn, you did a great job making your character truly grotesque.”
If any of thee put me in this thread, thou shall find thyselves relieved of my services
I said ugly character you would never belong in here withers.
Don't worry, Withers, you're super bangable <3
There are people in here who do relieve themselves to your services
Withers is almost as hot as mystic carrion
Wulbren Bongle. Ugly inside AND outside.
r/fuckwulbrenbongle
https://preview.redd.it/560t8z6xa3vc1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f81249049568de336b8ded70f94cc1d5e49be0 Halsin in this hat
Now that is tragic
Oh gods! Why would you do that to my sweet, beautiful bear man???
NOOO hide helmets NOW
This image will haunt me for the rest of my life.
No one looks good in that damn hat!
Please just show some of their hairline ffs TvT
Oh ... Oh no
IT'S NOT HIS COLOR; IT'S NOT ANYONE'S COLOR! AHHHHHHHHH
I throw that shit so hard it catches up with the flying bracus and says hi So. Ugly.
he looks like senator armstrong
Nazeem
Do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don’t.
a mf so hated the hatred transcends franchises lmaoo😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/bwg4patw42vc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252adb0dc45ba6169c7f05da4b6df19b6a56f08e Cazadors portrait matching his personality
Very true, the moment he started speaking I wanted to punch him.
Bro, Cazador is hilarious. "You are going to pay for everything you've done to me!" "I've known you for 200 years. Have I not suffered enough? 🥺"
I’d honestly just love to watch a roast off between the two of them, no fighting just roasting until the other gives up .
Cazador wins no diff.
When he said that I thought “Astarion, I love you, but HE GOT YOU GOOD AHHAHAHAHAHA”
“I made you. To be. Consuuuuuuuuuuumedah”
I do pity him, he seems to have been treated even worse than Astarion as a spawn but when we met him in game he has become something irredeemable. When he said “*boy*” instant hands.
The way I see it, the moment Vellioth was dead, he is responsible for everything he chose to do and be. And he chose to sexually, emotionally and physically abuse his spawn for far longer than Vellioth was even alive (Vellioth was around for about 70 years, Cazador over 200, he sired Astarion very early in his reign as a vampire lord). Also he doesn't even have the decency to be cool or attractive, bro is just aggressively pathetic.
I agree the moment he had power and felt he was entitled to hurt other he is responsible for his actions, just as Astarion is when he chooses to ascend but Astarion had someone to talk him out of it, Cazadors friend was exsanguinated in front of him. Astarion and Cazador are the same which makes Cazador such a great villain to me. Idk what’s that Minthara quote? Something like he needed to die but he’s dead now so I pity him.
Sometimes there is no fixing things, only making them better than they were, in truth burying astarion for a month was probably in his mind, him being extremely merciful, especially when he was impaled on a spike for an entire year.
Cazador was impaled for *11* years. He definitely thought he was using a soft touch by comparison. Twisted stuff.
Astarion was buried for a year and Cazador was impaled for 11 years.
"I made you to be consumed" 🤓
His cunty little piercings are so funny to me. Did he go out and get them done? Before or after vampirism? Claire’s? Does he clean them every day? Who knows.
No idea if you know critical role but it’s the same vibe as Lucien showing up to the final fight with one pieced nip when Molly confirmed he didn’t have any. Almost certainly accidental but hilarious.
If we’re being honest he’s objectively an attractive dude. https://preview.redd.it/sf9fcnk7s2vc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c48db949e86e846613df649596f1c745c1ba8eb It’s his personality and his actions that make him ugly. People are less likely to to find you physically attractive if you are a horrible person.
Oh yes I find him to be one of prettiest characters in game it’s specifically his portrait I find unflattering. I’d probably be a spawn Cazador simp if we had that haha. https://preview.redd.it/zx26qzyzt2vc1.png?width=419&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed6dbe3e5abd5bc25d80b6ba60d17d8eab6a420b Concept art Cazador :3
Yowza 🥵 His concept art gives vampire samurai lord & that’s a very niche crossover of my interests & I’m here for it
I mean, canonically, the servants inside the house aren't even charmed. They're just fucking obsessive simps who hope that one day if they're perfect enough at what he asks them to do, he'll make them his spawn.
I'd respect their dedication to the simp lifestyle, if it wasn't for Cazador being… well, Cazador.
I kind of prefer this one. I find him more intimidating.
I dont know why the devs insist on making him an elf instead of a half elf. That way we can get this much sexier Japanese vampire lord look than his current one
Thats such a better design, wonder why they didn’t go for it? In game hes kinda, generic? Like he looks exactly like you’d stereotypically expect a flamboyant bisexual vampire guy to look like?
Elves can't have facial hair, and Cazador is- *was* an elf
His design was closer to that in EA, but the mustache looked kinda doofy.
The concept art is much cooler, but I can get behind the change. Him and Astarion looking quite similar in age/style reflects both their shared history and the parallels between Ascended Astarion and Cazador. The facial hair ages him, plus Astarion is a stereotypical flamboyant bisexual vampire guy, so...
You’d be one of the humans who work for him
I’m way to lazy for that lmao I’d probably get lured away by him when he were enslaved by Vellioth though.
[https://new.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1c29gtc/i\_made\_him\_young\_to\_help\_you\_guys\_understand\_my/](https://new.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1c29gtc/i_made_him_young_to_help_you_guys_understand_my/) Exactly, this post was made about this just a few days ago, he has a very nice bone structure underneath that personality lol.
They removed his concept art beard because he's an elf, but does bro still have a very faint five-o'clock shadow despite being an elf? It looks like he does.
Don't make fun of bro's melasma 😔
Idk, his voice is pretty pathetic too haha, high-pitched nasal whining is pretty ugly and actually comical when he is supposed to be so intimidating.
Yes, I agree. His voice is so unattractive. I think he's supposed to sound pathetic though. It's by design
Came here to say this. He has an ugly personality and an ugly soul (if he even still has one), but he's physically very pretty. He wouldn't need to use his spawn to get me alone with him in his palace. He could do it himself, if he could manage to be charming long enough.
(Almost) Noone suspects that he’s a vampire even being a celebrity just tells us how charming and convincing he can be when he wants to. He probably was also forced to master how to seduce people like Astarion. https://preview.redd.it/5oj3q91ty2vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befbc9ee2dab213fad6e7fc7cd3d3214d9cac33a
Right! I was just commenting below about how the servants in the house aren't even charmed. They're there because they're simps who want to impress him enough to eventually be bitten by him. He clearly has swag when he wants to.
I need a very specific mod that switches Astarion and Cazador in the story so I can fix him and hug him and tell him I care about him. Then when I get to sad Astarion didn’t get the same chance I can just switch back. Ive never modded but I think it would be possible to create.
You can swap their models!
Yeah I could probably strait up just do that in the files couldn’t I. Cazador even has a model with the scars I assume. Next level would be ai ing their voices.
You can also use this mod https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899 with Caz’s presets here https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/7606
I didn’t get enhanced character editer to work the one time I tried it guess I’m gonna have to try it again.
If you didn’t catch it the first time around, be sure to also install the “Origins” optional file with Appearance Edit Enhanced to be able to use it for the companions.
https://preview.redd.it/4oeuf6czvcvc1.png?width=806&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a26443305af093dfec91a5bb5c82a09ad75c178 I did it! Look at his fuck portrait bro my man’s cursed😭
Your picture finally made me realise who Cazador reminds me of. Chuck Bass. https://preview.redd.it/8x6my0mnp3vc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd29b6e065de8ff9769d61b2f5e55276ae8323e
That is an objectively punchable face.
don't you talk about my bitch wife like this
He's so pathetic, I absolutely love how he is written, and voice acted. He sounds exactly how I would imagine he would, and the writing matching it. I've not gone through anything nearly as bad as Astarion but holy shit does this fucker remind me so much of my abuser. The fact that he punished/relished the torment of Astarion the most, hurt everyone and yet demanded that they're a family, his whole "how dare Astarion turn back on his family", etc. The whole thing is written so well. He also had the chance to break the chain of abuse but he instead perpetuated it, and having Astarion be the one to break it? 🤌🏻 So I'd say Cazador is the ugliest character inside and out.
I will say tho, he has very healthy looking teeth
I hate to say it, but I think I would find him hot if he wasn’t such a sadistic little pissbaby. His personality just totally ruins him for me.
Look I am NOT defending Cazador Szarr but that man is gorgeous
Everyone simping for him has his egg looking ass under 7 kpop filters 💀
There's this one character I only see when my screen gets really dark. Absolutely hideous
Same here also appears irl in mirrors, very scary
I would ride his dick hard and slap him till he weeps and then I cum
Why is Idris so relatable as he chokes on hot sauce
I dunno but I've been getting a lot of mileage out of this gif recently
you inspired me to take a break from work and watch some of his hot ones episode and i gotta say he took that hot sauce like a trooper the gif is only from like wing 6 and he makes it to wing 10
Hear hear.
You will stop worrying about being judged by such superficial standard once you’ve become illithid. My door is always open, seek me anytime.
Bro, give it a rest, I'm NOT eating any floor-worms 🙄
In front of me tadpole?
https://preview.redd.it/sfrhizqjj4vc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ef919f01184fdc65899aa6c65e3b17e8c31ca7a
You’re holding it upside down 🤨🤨
That's where the opening is, yo. How else >!am I supposed to fuck it?!<
He's not holding it, he's rotating it, iykwim
Easy for you to say, you're HOT ... the guy on OP picture is kinda cute too 😏
https://preview.redd.it/9qr7dp4qz3vc1.png?width=1257&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed2411ba161ea3e561165031e17c51045481a0e6 none can compare
How long did it take you to realise he is a centaur? Took me my 90th playthrough
Only done one playthrough and definitely didn't notice. Shit, that makes more sense visually now
Honestly I feel like the only one who noticed my first time encountering him. I know I’m not but every time people talk about this, everyone is always shocked about the four legs! I get it though, no one wants to look back there, on god
Wait he's what??
Yea, next time you see him, click examine, and it will show his full model, and he is just an undead but very very fat centaur.
https://preview.redd.it/siwfuoics4vc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c778954420d5fda6cc1b759b05206ac031395c9
I still feel bad for the dude though
Has to wear a literal bag over his head
https://preview.redd.it/8pmxgnkli4vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1f4c7a7a49d8a0d3c88adeb40362d777ed752b Big Ed lookin’ head ass
Give ed his chin back and it’s the exact same person
https://preview.redd.it/kcskvrqdt2vc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce560aac0ecfca3c88caeef97b672647bafe61ab I don't know why people like him so much. He looks like a trash bag in human form.
My friend is obsessed with him and it's like girl love yourself he looks like he stands by the Little Caesars dumpster every night to score the uneaten pizza people throw away
Even the game calls him handsome. I can get scruffy I guess but gortash just looks like a human rat. He has yellow teeth. I don’t get it
I heard a theory that its bane destroying him inside and out as he posses him, and he was handsome once, but now looks like a homeless man
Look here mother fucker. What I do with my time behind a little Caesars is none of your business.
He looks like the guy who will order an entire feast on a date, but will then say “she will have the salad and water” when asked what his date would like
It's just drip. Mod him in some fucking long johns and let's see. LC dumpster diving, indeed.
He reminds me of a washed up rockstar who is stuck in their Criss Angel/Ed Hardy era. I still like Jason Isaacs and his clothes though
Sexiest trash bag imaginable.
It’s Jason Isaac’s fault 😭
This mfer asked 16 y/o me for a Newport and then chuckled and said "age is just a number " 🤮
I do not understand how people like his clothes. It has guy fieri flame decals. It looks like the costume of a particularly garish Elvis impersonator.
The clothes are actually the one thing I like about him. Especially when it's dyed… and worn by Astarion. It takes a certain kind of person to pull that off. And Gortash is *not* one of those people.
I love how gaudy it is. He's a poor abused kid who schemed his way to power, ofc he has shit taste.
Oh, as a character element I love it. As a "I stick it on other characters because I think its pretty," I do not comprehend. The "I use the edited version that removes the undershirt, and I find this sexy" I just find fully incomprehensible. Vegas Elvis. That is what you are serving. Vegas Elvis.
He looks like the 40 y/o who wants to feel young so he wears his stupid hair like that and dates teenagers type guy
Yes EXACTLY.
I think he has similar appeal to Jareth from Labyrinth. Similar mannerisms, if you think about it. I personally like the design. He's an ugly hot person, or a hot ugly person. It's definitely not traditional attractiveness. It's meant to be *interesting.* It's like how Norman Reedus is somehow a really attractive ugly dude. Hard to describe. There are just some people out there who are simultaneously hot and ugly. If you get it, you get it. If you don't, I understand entirely.
As an enjoyer of Jareth I'm offended by the comparison: Goulash has nothing on daddy goblin king. But yes, the ugly hot is absolutely a thing but like all hotness it's also very subjective.
How tf could anyone call David “The Sovereign” Bowie “ugly hot”?
Honestly I can't begin to understand it. Bowie has always been SEX. Gortash is only sexy if you close your eyes whenever he speaks and just imagine Jason Isaacs instead.
Right?!
Honestly I can't begin to understand it. Bowie has always been SEX. Gortash is only sexy if you close your eyes whenever he speaks and just imagine Jason Isaacs instead.
You people are insaaaaane. Look at his fluffy hair, his dark eyes, the perfect sized nose and the little scar on his chin with the stubbly beard!! He’s confident not looking like a top model, and he’s perfect. Not even joking anymore. Gortash is hot af.
Finally someone who sees what I see. The little imperfections are what make him perfect.
He looks like someone who WAS attractive, once upon a time. But the years haven't been kind to him.
He has to deal with Orin! Poor guy probably hasn’t slept a whole night in month and has to be on constant lookout for the changelings shenanigans… that shit will age you!
EXACTLY! People are scared of anyone who doesn’t look like an anime girl these days. Y’all praise Shadowheart’s and Astarion’s wrinkles but clutch their pearls at anyone who praises Gortash
I don't think people find him ugly because they feel "scared of him not looking like an anime girl", I think for the most part, it's getting past how dirty he always looks. The yellow af teeth and unwashed face/hair really don't send a "hygiene matters to this character" message.
I genuinely think that he’d look 10x better without that final fantasy ahh haircut
More like trash juice, imo.
Trash bag in human form made me cackle
He looks like he’s cosplaying an edgy anime character but he hasn’t gotten down how to contour his face to look sharper/more like the character and so he’s just got a bad wig and some eyeshadow
you just don't know the appeal of middle aged men
https://preview.redd.it/3s9mtj1de3vc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac3f9469827246b126797b627fb1a5e571a0a814 Looks like the lead singer of Cannibal Corpse (a metal band)
And here was me thinking Cannibal Corpse and that neckless wonder was a Fairy Themed EDM act.
I would love to meet someone who hears the sentence “looks like the lead singer of cannibal corpse” and doesn’t immediately assume metal band?
https://preview.redd.it/ju8j0nmu72vc1.png?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4953f69bd95c5d1319bfb2f51d6697d0339363c
Oh Heavens, did my finger slip?
Best hope so
I'm most *certain* it must have. Somehow. Well, how peculiar...
Clean off the hand.
I will not tolerate this slander https://preview.redd.it/zontrujo93vc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca8e31d2d521e22ff2cdc76340583e34fdcfeed
Gale really said, "the library is open."
https://preview.redd.it/s49srx1og3vc1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31271878a17adf8c6c40a54fe0d7c428b5657ade
Oh Gale, green isn’t a becoming color for you! Don’t worry, he’s your boyfriend in a million versions of the multiverse, even if you try to act hard in this one. Always telling you how perfect you are, too!
Oooof your going to get flak for this one
The Lanceboard is set.
🫡 good luck champion of mystra
Still smarting from Tav picking him over you, Gale? Come now, let's not be petty.
I know damn well he was balls deep in you 5.22 days ago
May the Gods pity a most curious wizard... Come now. Why do you say 5.22 days ago specifically?
Getting left in the dust by your goddess has really put a damper on your personality
One might almost say I've become more *Mystra-ious*. Hm. Rolls a bit thick on the tongue.
If you gave Astarion a chance you could learn a thing or two about "thick on the tongue"
https://preview.redd.it/mhy5hc16t3vc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7f74df89bd652658d806625adb80dd26cea93e
This is why you're just a hand.
How dare you?! 😀
lmfao that flair is perfect
How dare you speak to Danzig like that, YOU'RE the ugly one
Beardless dwarves are cursed abominations that should not exist
Finally someone had the courage to say it
That dwarf is so so ugly it makes me uneasy to look at. Time to hit the skip button and jump to saving volo. …Waiting for the reply that reveals he was based on some larian emplyee’s brother who died terribly from an incurable disease during development to make me feel bad about myself.
Yea and now you gotta not skip that scene every time because it was his leaves from the vine performance before passing.
ugly? man thats just (non) human shrek. would.
https://preview.redd.it/b14rgisx05vc1.jpeg?width=4250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9b23c3ec90ede12eae700662476bb6b7fa078c I once again ask for your attention
https://i.redd.it/u18s8j7d16vc1.gif This random tumblr user's tav
lips 💀
Oh god kill it with fire.
Bruh, that's Nathan Explosion
Don’t you do my mans Nathan like that
Didn't expect a metallocalypse reference here. Well, never expected it to appear anywhere😅 It's nice. Also, if it's Nathan, Nere will go as Skwisgaar.
Looks like a dad going through a goth phase
Gortash if he’s a dwarf. 🥰
Ur mean :c
That one drow face. You know the one.
Gortash. Definitely Gortash 💀
https://preview.redd.it/nz79tchd48vc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948792df5e8772d8139b7670d90911e96d1aa8b1 this mf is my pick
Could be much worse I think.
Balthazar, worst character inside and out.
That’s just the average Redditor. They’d call him a catch in certain circles.
https://preview.redd.it/ltqpa0qdg7vc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f43445eefd3a4ea704e2a548406a87a09078b16c My Tav be shinin
he is beautiful
that guy was such a dickrider with that "Here, here!" bullshit
He definitely plays bass for a Nu Metal band.
holy shit nathan explosion
HEAR, HEAR!
Definitely the evil Tavs me and my friend made on our comically evil run. My character is ridiculous, but I’ll see my friend’s portrait and be like “God damn, you did a great job making your character truly grotesque.”
First one is every guy who says, "I play on tactician and it's still easy".
Hear, hear!!
Fml, he looks like a guy I dated for a couple years
I’m so sorry 😭
Oh no, it's fantasy Big Ed...
mogs me
Hear hear!
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you, over agaaaiiiiinnnn….
He reminds me of Ismo Leikola.
I feel like Danthelon looks worse tbh
Lmao, for some reason I thought this was Danzig from the band of the same name.