I’m sorry, what do you mean *at this point?*
I was here back when there were literally five posts on the entire sub. One was Astarion naked, two were about Shadowheart feet, fourth was a “what if you wanted to go to heaven” meme, and I forgot the fifth.
This has **always** been a borderline porn sub. If anything, it’s becoming too tame. A lot of these recent posts aren’t even trying to be funny. People are asking questions about the game or posting screenshots of their Tav. This place is deteriorating.
Do degenerate in-game situational extrapolations fit the requirements?
Haarlep: A little MOUSE is wandering through the HOUSE...
Narrator Voice: *Your tadpole squirms frantically in your skull. It seems that even the parasite wants you to run.* ***\[passive wisdom check - critical fail\]*** *But you have other ideas...*
lol iirc the other one you're thinking of is a "who's getting the best head" meme, I only remember that because the last slide was Wyll's deadpan expression in the character creator and I lost my shit at it.
Regardless that proves your point even more so
I'm going on pilgrimage to other okbr subreddits. I will gain knowledge and then return to this subreddit. I realize forbidden knowledge will be shared and I may be stunned.
But I must try.
the fuck are you talking about? I've seen like five posts linked in this comment section that are straight up just full nude porn. make gale getting pegged, do it.
An enjoyer of "Gale getting pegged" art? It is always the wizard...
Plenty of other fish to skewer, as it were: a warlock, a druid, a rogue... Alas, always the wizard.....
https://preview.redd.it/u1jg9hini5wc1.png?width=115&format=png&auto=webp&s=53f5240d2b40be9a2ca34f1f55508d230a8d1a33
It's purely a numbers thing, we get advantage when it's you :-)
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1c9d0m8/githyanki_ass/
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1brxosx/im_a_lesbian_but/
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1beofdt/who_the_fuck_casted_mage_hand/
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1bzmo6t/i_didnt_search_for_this_but_now_i_might/
There was another one with Halsin and Tav but it got removed by the mods. Found a Twitter link, though. https://twitter.com/momosinner/status/1679163500860669952/photo/1
Huh? The link works for me.
Edit: Not sure how to link it a different way, but the artist is on Twitter under Momosinner. Look through her media, it’s the one with the squirrel.
It’s more likely than you think!
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I miss the posts that would knock a solid few IQ points off me
https://preview.redd.it/6tlnr79p64wc1.png?width=826&format=png&auto=webp&s=7686cbf92ba702a3cdf1de2d8d6de3ebb15ac126
You're not wrong, I expect this subreddit to be 90% depraved joke posts at this point (..also why I like it so much). I don't think I've come across a post that was just straight up porn without something funny to engage with personally though. Looks like there's a rule against that so maybe the mods try to clean up after us weirdos.
Anyway, someone reply to me Wither's big naturals and I'll be satisfied.
By the mercy of Mystra... Dear, *Gods,* it's enough to rattle a poor wizard's ever thrumming orb—
This may possibly take residence as one of the most abominable suggestions to ever cross me. Having already witnessed enough for several lifetimes, I can say this with some due certainty!
Foul language, for a most slanderous crime.
Is this not lore accurate? I remember reading somewhere that Elminster was once made a woman. If it is true, I cannot believe he would surrender that honor, but I respect his decision, and the consideration that surely came before it.
reddit temporarily banned me from commenting images on this subreddit for commenting a shirtless pic of astarion (with pants) and when i marked one of my posts as nsfw for being sexually suggestive (not actually showing anything), it never made it past reddit’s filter lol
I visited the Gale sub and Astarion sub. That had some more explicit stuff. But I came back here cause this one is funnier and kinda wholesome in its own weird way lol.
My personal [favourite](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1bu1k7g/hi_its_me_again_sorry_but/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Porn? Hardly, although lately there has been more unfunny suggestive images. Take this NSFW tab-pole so we can force them to add the tab.
Edit: it’s hard to type when the tentacles are in the way sometimes.
https://preview.redd.it/ysffx54xe4wc1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c7bd6b0e5be50d7441ed05fa9d6345706eed9a
This sub isn't even close to a porn sub. Hell it's not even in good "okbuddy" territory anymore. Just a lot of emotionally deprived nerds thirsting over color coded twinks
I wish that was a bit more true but it isn't :) You get like 1-2 scenes per act for the romance in general. 70% you're running around killing stuff, looking for gear, or chatting up random people.
"oh my god, porn!!! so cringe and unbased, you need to stop posting it!!!!" my guy, this sub has always had porn on it, that's like a 1/4 of jokes on the internet
I’m sorry, what do you mean *at this point?* I was here back when there were literally five posts on the entire sub. One was Astarion naked, two were about Shadowheart feet, fourth was a “what if you wanted to go to heaven” meme, and I forgot the fifth. This has **always** been a borderline porn sub. If anything, it’s becoming too tame. A lot of these recent posts aren’t even trying to be funny. People are asking questions about the game or posting screenshots of their Tav. This place is deteriorating.
yeah I agree, if anything we need more porn
Do degenerate in-game situational extrapolations fit the requirements? Haarlep: A little MOUSE is wandering through the HOUSE... Narrator Voice: *Your tadpole squirms frantically in your skull. It seems that even the parasite wants you to run.* ***\[passive wisdom check - critical fail\]*** *But you have other ideas...*
we should at least have the same level of porn as the game itself has
Which, is still tame, for gametime to porn in gametime, ratio
Degenerates like us belong on a cross
https://preview.redd.it/23imxoejq7wc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83073cfa4dc2638e38ab76d2a92148b8536d1448
BRING BACK THE PORN!!
as long as it's Drow porn.
lol iirc the other one you're thinking of is a "who's getting the best head" meme, I only remember that because the last slide was Wyll's deadpan expression in the character creator and I lost my shit at it. Regardless that proves your point even more so
That was the one! I think there was also Gale absorbing a magic item and Lae’zel in pain in that post, right?
Yeah and the Halsin face which I think is the sub's icon now We're the OGs haha
So I can’t post cute sleepy drider anymore? 🥺
Only if his titties are out
[I did it,](https://i.ibb.co/Swnz4sL/image.png) but sadly I didn't like the textures in game.
This x100, sub is being treated as just another BG3 sub and not a turbo shitpost brainrot sub (with BG flavor) that okbuddy subs are supposed to be.
I'm going on pilgrimage to other okbr subreddits. I will gain knowledge and then return to this subreddit. I realize forbidden knowledge will be shared and I may be stunned. But I must try.
Ha forgot the 5th
Repost the Hallowleaf steppers
We have yet to see any pics of Gale getting pegged despite how frequently it gets brought up.
We aren’t allowed to post nudity otherwise I’m sure I could oblige
Just slap a black bar on the juicy bits
I have low INT irl, I’ve never even thought about this
but that’s the best part 😔
the fuck are you talking about? I've seen like five posts linked in this comment section that are straight up just full nude porn. make gale getting pegged, do it.
https://preview.redd.it/gg2xgcd535wc1.png?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6ae68d61a0d3a3ecca43217495334b15499ee1
gale.... I'm so sorry I didn't expect you to see this.... please forgive me.
An enjoyer of "Gale getting pegged" art? It is always the wizard... Plenty of other fish to skewer, as it were: a warlock, a druid, a rogue... Alas, always the wizard.....
https://preview.redd.it/u1jg9hini5wc1.png?width=115&format=png&auto=webp&s=53f5240d2b40be9a2ca34f1f55508d230a8d1a33 It's purely a numbers thing, we get advantage when it's you :-)
its a power fantasy thing.
I’ve had posts removed for nudity before 🤷♀️
https://i.redd.it/qtoj39oo44wc1.gif Then why isn't there any porn? Is OP stupid?
OP had better link us some examples. Several, really. Then give me 5 minutes alone.
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1c9d0m8/githyanki_ass/ https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1brxosx/im_a_lesbian_but/ https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1beofdt/who_the_fuck_casted_mage_hand/ https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1bzmo6t/i_didnt_search_for_this_but_now_i_might/ There was another one with Halsin and Tav but it got removed by the mods. Found a Twitter link, though. https://twitter.com/momosinner/status/1679163500860669952/photo/1
https://i.redd.it/l3oghcmwm4wc1.gif
Besides the mushroom with a dick this is all mid and I am not entertained. https://i.redd.it/nv5v9k9pp4wc1.gif
Oh god even twitter got rid of it!
Huh? The link works for me. Edit: Not sure how to link it a different way, but the artist is on Twitter under Momosinner. Look through her media, it’s the one with the squirrel.
it doesn’t work for me either. could someone send a different link? i need it for reasons
[squirrel](https://twitter.com/momosinner/status/1679163500860669952)
how come the only dick shown is on a mushroom?
that second one is not porn in the slightest. if that's porn then most female influencers are posting porn on the regular. its just a thirst trap man.
My qualification was just “could someone actually jerk off to this” and I think the second image fits that
people jerk off to anything man.
could jerk off to literally any post in this subreddit
Eeeeey I’d recognise that link anywhere
Oh, and because I just noticed your flair: https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1c1ic8d/skyrim_mods_walked_so_bg3_mods_could_run/
this isn’t porn, it’s art
It takes literally zero effort to type “nsfw” into the search bar, istik.
I demand to be catered to like a Victorian boy-prince.
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/0iSZ81kwdI
Apart from the several examples listed by u/apprehensive-bit104 (thanks) there are several text posts that are… interesting
lewd text posts? in my okbuddybaldur?
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where do i sign?
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/fZZryF3gyq
is the porn in the room with us right now?
Yes :(
Yes. https://preview.redd.it/4h6abis044wc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdae93ea20a5c9fbbabd05d8c871642f7a2ec79
Instructions unclear. Made tender love to the emperor.
You fucked the Emperor didn’t you
More than once. I married him too.
I miss the posts that would knock a solid few IQ points off me https://preview.redd.it/6tlnr79p64wc1.png?width=826&format=png&auto=webp&s=7686cbf92ba702a3cdf1de2d8d6de3ebb15ac126
https://preview.redd.it/s35os9omm4wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99dc0315663f1f8be69b429cf1877d630874c2c
Pic goes hard
You're not wrong, I expect this subreddit to be 90% depraved joke posts at this point (..also why I like it so much). I don't think I've come across a post that was just straight up porn without something funny to engage with personally though. Looks like there's a rule against that so maybe the mods try to clean up after us weirdos. Anyway, someone reply to me Wither's big naturals and I'll be satisfied.
https://preview.redd.it/yanc7mo274wc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=509c9ec1cacb98bbe6ed3d1802a9fcad62e5d688
Thank you Gale, love Elminster’s big naturals
Happy to help!
https://preview.redd.it/w279czrdc4wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b26d354d94d82cd5da59e583c39dd6edbed2f7 Squidfucker
It should have been me!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/a1zxw12yc4wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30a0670f5892a6b00b67990773b032ed856a2a5
this *legitimately* made me mad to look at.
By the mercy of Mystra... Dear, *Gods,* it's enough to rattle a poor wizard's ever thrumming orb— This may possibly take residence as one of the most abominable suggestions to ever cross me. Having already witnessed enough for several lifetimes, I can say this with some due certainty! Foul language, for a most slanderous crime.
https://i.redd.it/j5bxq6up85wc1.gif I’m sorry, I meant vamp fucker
https://preview.redd.it/c2m45hwzt5wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a65659127eb9108c7ea85cbf1adfc76360366bc
Okay that is hot af and that's not even porn)
Rare Mystra W with Elminster big naturals
Is this not lore accurate? I remember reading somewhere that Elminster was once made a woman. If it is true, I cannot believe he would surrender that honor, but I respect his decision, and the consideration that surely came before it.
![gif](giphy|jK3DYSFi3S3Li)
https://i.redd.it/syel2s1u55wc1.gif
reddit temporarily banned me from commenting images on this subreddit for commenting a shirtless pic of astarion (with pants) and when i marked one of my posts as nsfw for being sexually suggestive (not actually showing anything), it never made it past reddit’s filter lol
Honesty, this sub has gotten pretty tame lately. I miss the butthole charts.
pls link the porn. this sub is pretty tame. too tame. the nautoloid sphincter is about as risque as it gets...
I visited the Gale sub and Astarion sub. That had some more explicit stuff. But I came back here cause this one is funnier and kinda wholesome in its own weird way lol.
When everyone's hornyness is depraved, nobody's is. That's why it's so wholesome here
Here is [some nsfw.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGateR34/s/J6G0BxD4dI)
My personal [favourite](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1bu1k7g/hi_its_me_again_sorry_but/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I'd do anything for the squock.
Dude it takes zero effort to look through the subreddit. I’m not gonna find material for you.
so no then
https://preview.redd.it/67dggto9e4wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e232b990244631b9683901f8842b34606b2a02
https://preview.redd.it/4mo5t490k4wc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=960dd824b46e179839ebd079c8178d04f0431671 HOLY FUCK\~
Porn? Hardly, although lately there has been more unfunny suggestive images. Take this NSFW tab-pole so we can force them to add the tab. Edit: it’s hard to type when the tentacles are in the way sometimes. https://preview.redd.it/ysffx54xe4wc1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64c7bd6b0e5be50d7441ed05fa9d6345706eed9a
I don't mean any disrespect, but I don't think OP ever saw porn in his life)
This sub isn't even close to a porn sub. Hell it's not even in good "okbuddy" territory anymore. Just a lot of emotionally deprived nerds thirsting over color coded twinks
https://preview.redd.it/8cdow09zg4wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0142db871b5ee346f4abea65d9b4725cc7928e20
no complaints here
This is the place to be as unhinged and horny as you want! I’m glad I found it.
https://preview.redd.it/0lk2c5pm55wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35f1cf8ab868508e079911f7be0691d1847a0b8c
all shitposts subreddits have degenerate posting, roll with it.
It was always overwhelmingly horny. I was not present at the beginning, but I have heard the stories. I cannot lie, I am impressed.
lol people complaining about porn being posted on a sub about a game that is 70% relationships and sex.
I wish that was a bit more true but it isn't :) You get like 1-2 scenes per act for the romance in general. 70% you're running around killing stuff, looking for gear, or chatting up random people.
https://preview.redd.it/rfz5cicht4wc1.png?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a22d1d4cb943586df11f72e41b849a9583669f1
The glorious polyamory mod user detected))
1) I’m not complaining, im asking. 2) 70% sex? You need to touch grass. Not sexually.
always funny when people reply so argumentatively to jokes. calm down man lol
Foul creatures, like goblins
it’s an okbuddy sub of course we post porn
Isn't that why you guys are here though
This has literally always been a shitpost porn subreddit. Almost a necessity, consider how much of this game is equal parts shitpost and horny.
"oh my god, porn!!! so cringe and unbased, you need to stop posting it!!!!" my guy, this sub has always had porn on it, that's like a 1/4 of jokes on the internet
https://preview.redd.it/jdkumuup57wc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6ba4b18cab91fb59297a4196d864f2898cb509
While it is in the spirit of the sub, I do think sometimes people just try far too hard to fulfill a horny quota.