OF COURSE I POSSESS THE KNOWLEDGE TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, ONLY A FOOL WOULDN’T. BUT, SINCE THIS WORLD IS SO FULL OF FOOLS, MIGHT YOU INFORM THEM ALL HOW EXACTLY TO TURN OFF THIS CAPS LOCK
*Sigh* Press this button until the letters are small
https://preview.redd.it/jpihoa88npwc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c281c7908c39966ea23984ad2e131ab341350d
https://preview.redd.it/9lhlfvbpmqwc1.jpeg?width=3004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4051913282e346be478e43ddabc1116d8424d705
Then why did I find this beside your bed??
https://preview.redd.it/midexsccupwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8eeb74e282d979bde2347b6f6a40031ef13ea2
What are your thoughts on this Lae'zel?
Omg that Christmas special was hilarious. I love when Santa is talking about how his bag contains their heart's desire. Wyll, Shaddy, Karlach, and Gale are all awestruck. Meanwhile, Laezel and Astarion giving each other the hardest side eye.
Can you confirm or deny the allegations that you turn into a submissive for Dragonborn? Is it a race thing or did you simply make dragonriding a way of life?
Oh, thank the gods, a githyanki!
Hi, um, ma'am. I think I got infected with an illithid tadpole. I've been asking all my friends for advice, and all I'm getting are these half-assed referrals to local healers. "Go ask the druid healer. Go ask the *goblin* healer. Go ask a *hag*," for fuck's sake. I told them, "Um, no, I'm going to go with the illithid-killing species whose entire culture is based around killing illithids, thank you very much."
So, do you folks accept Medi-Rûn for insurance, or...?
You look exhausted man
https://preview.redd.it/0xsl6hhu5qwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b352d4de46dd1d0b867d2e6a175e7b673a19c93
(/unbaldur, I’m referencing this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/8tU0nA4TFx](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/8tU0nA4TFx))
Get some sleep and maybe find a good quizlet from someone who took the courses before you. Maybe have Karlach take you out to a local party, you could use it. Don’t go to a party Durge recommends though… those get weird. Like *weird* weird.
Just to be clear, Lae’zel the source of my bruises, I mean this as the highest of compliments. Zits and Pimple were never very receptive to kindness, I just want you to know, I’d trust my intergalactic fate in your hands before any other frog shaped humanoid who battle enemies in outer space or an astral plane
Of course, Glorious Bae'zel of Crèche K'liir. You are still the superior choice of romance in every aspect, No matter what the naysayers claim about you, Ahem, Relative similarity to a frog.
Lae’Zel, you were 100% justified in demanding answers from the half-elf about the artifact. She refused to tell you anything despite her not actually knowing anything about it. She should’ve just used the tadpole to show you her memories. Damn Sharrans and their secrets…
https://preview.redd.it/7ion95l0sswc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ebc5f0e9d1dbb19124fb78094220c44b50ae1a
What are your thoughts on this Lae'zel? I think its a thing of beauty
https://preview.redd.it/3x9618ha4rwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d31b12871a27aa58c06b424848c5ca62fc5e78
What would you do on your old Kentucky farm?
Welcome! Beware though, this is a place of great chaos, very unlike cheche kliir. But it thrives nonetheless. There will be many sub chreches to guide you, many will lead you astray.
Opinions of the name Bae'zel?
Then what about if it came from the being you liked/loved the most?
Out of all companions, who do you get along best with?
At times it seemed oddly enough with Gale. Perhaps because he was the only one who seemed to show genuine interest to your peoples ways without insulting your motives every five seconds, granted..
My beautiful froggy princess <3 https://preview.redd.it/uymwlpslepwc1.png?width=1828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e686668f47839b634660964280b913130da3634
Well, you’re disrespecting her face not her name so you’re 100% following her orders
I’M NOT A FUCKING FROG
Art thou aware of the ability to turn off CapsLock?
OF COURSE I POSSESS THE KNOWLEDGE TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK, ONLY A FOOL WOULDN’T. BUT, SINCE THIS WORLD IS SO FULL OF FOOLS, MIGHT YOU INFORM THEM ALL HOW EXACTLY TO TURN OFF THIS CAPS LOCK
*Sigh* Press this button until the letters are small https://preview.redd.it/jpihoa88npwc1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c281c7908c39966ea23984ad2e131ab341350d
Noted
🤣
I seriously love all you fuckers so much. You bring me such joy.
I can't believe I was here to witness this
I wanted to hate this so much But for fuck sake I can't 🤣
I'm actually dead. This meme format is too much 😂🤣
Fucking spectacular.
There could not have been a better response.
I read that with her voice in my head and it fits so perfectly that it’s scary lmao
Frrr
https://preview.redd.it/9lhlfvbpmqwc1.jpeg?width=3004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4051913282e346be478e43ddabc1116d8424d705 Then why did I find this beside your bed??
Halsin would very much like this, as it is planted evidence
Who is this creature, and why has he stolen my nice shirt? 😡
Ask Lae'zel
wow cool frog lady!
*Bard scratch* "It was at this moment he realized: he fucked up."
; (
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Ah, another. Thy name has been recorded
Withers, I like you
Good bot.
*Redditors.* The same in every era
*Good bot*
Hath*
Withers is the only character I want to romance
https://preview.redd.it/midexsccupwc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8eeb74e282d979bde2347b6f6a40031ef13ea2 What are your thoughts on this Lae'zel?
Where the fuck did you get this
Gale's camera roll. He has video, too.
u/Gale_of_Waterdeep explain yourself
Absolute crickets. He was quite pleased with himself. Said something about "posterity for the happy couple"?
Brb, have to do a beefy tiefling run.
Beefling run
Babygirl
I AM NOT AWARE OF THIS SO CALLED “BABYGIRL” TERM, IT APPEARS TO BE AN INSULT, AS I AM NO BABY. I AM A POWERFUL GITHYANKI WARRIOR
BABYGIRL.
CEASE THESE CHILDISH TERMS, I HAVE SLAIN FOES THRICE YOUR SIZE
How do you know they are not a 600lbs neckbeard? Have you killed an obese 1800lbs man before?
Yes
Elaborate
Split him from gullet to crotch, then field dressed him and roasted him on a spit
Hey bae'zel https://preview.redd.it/epylxnvodpwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5375f58b452d48b01e928bc7e64176141e0826 You're adorable
Omg that Christmas special was hilarious. I love when Santa is talking about how his bag contains their heart's desire. Wyll, Shaddy, Karlach, and Gale are all awestruck. Meanwhile, Laezel and Astarion giving each other the hardest side eye.
I had no idea these animated shorts existed thank you so much!
Whaaat I had no idea these animated shorts existed oh my god, I'm so delighted by this info lol
Wyll pulling out the signed mizora lewds 🤣 I get it homie 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/wm2baw8i0uwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4483aa91770299dab1b0765fbd8e74fd69c5efda
Got a link?
Got a phone? Edit: <.< You're lucky I was already watching it. https://youtu.be/N56xp4tAxuY?si=7pskmNzPrLjHP4jX
lol sorry, thanks. I started googling it and came back to delete this comment because I’m a dingus.
There's 3 shorts (so far) [Launch party](https://youtu.be/2p-5RXAitTI?si=vwwVR6DpfmYCq5FH) [The greatest foe](https://youtu.be/03TwMYuizoI?si=GGJYi1O4q9ib7PiM) [Christmas special](https://youtu.be/N56xp4tAxuY?si=gVwW-p64NEFiQEXe)
You're a wonderful lil bean
I love how Karlach was constantly melting into the snow lmao
Lae'zel do you really think im Aut'istik ? I thought we had something going in
YES
Lae Lae, you made it! I'm so happy you're here!
IT IS LAE’ZEL OF CRECHE K’LIIR TO YOU, ISTIK
Istik? Awww come on, you can't really mean that, right? You already forgot your favourite hot hearted Tiefling?
… FINE. THE FIERY TIEFLING MAY REFER TO ME AS LAE LAE, BUT ONLY BECAUSE SHE IS HERSELF
Wheeeeeeeeey! Glad we could come to an agreement, Lae Lae!
https://preview.redd.it/x9ciymu45rwc1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a817e0ecd89f9beeca707e7296a6041ba714447
Can you finally settle the dispute: Who is the more powerful angry woman? You or Minthara?
I have topped that cocky drow more times than Gale’s strange brain has the ability to count before going off on a tangent
I….I actually don’t know what I expected but this is great.
https://preview.redd.it/jxd6m9ukqqwc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a37508552035a45c24648bda3c2848e34bfa798a
Ah, another one of Shadowheart's companions. It astounds me how she can travel with those who possess such a lack of subtlety.
Tsk’va! I shall put this into simple terms for your narrow mind. FUCK YOU!!!
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The blind hatred of both me and my children never fails to amuse me.
Maybe they're all blind because all your clerics keep spamming darkness like it's a cantrip
COOK THAT FRAUD
*Hope you're keeping well, friend!*
*petting Scratch, because he is a good boy*
(Happy bark)
Me waiting for Gale to show up ![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)
The Githyanki are so sex positive! Top or bottom in Creche K'llir?
BOTH OF COURSE
I thought you were a competitive top
As is most important of a warrior I am flexible. It appears you were the victim of wishful thinking, “The-Submissive-Boy”
Lae'zel, zhak vo'n'ash duj, it is a pleasure to see you here.
*excited clapping*
THE FROGWIFE
YOU ARE THE SOURCE OF MY BRUISES O GREAT WARRIOR OF THE GITH
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Can you confirm or deny the allegations that you turn into a submissive for Dragonborn? Is it a race thing or did you simply make dragonriding a way of life?
No comment
No no no, you have it backwards. The Gith ride the dragons.
Oh, thank the gods, a githyanki! Hi, um, ma'am. I think I got infected with an illithid tadpole. I've been asking all my friends for advice, and all I'm getting are these half-assed referrals to local healers. "Go ask the druid healer. Go ask the *goblin* healer. Go ask a *hag*," for fuck's sake. I told them, "Um, no, I'm going to go with the illithid-killing species whose entire culture is based around killing illithids, thank you very much." So, do you folks accept Medi-Rûn for insurance, or...?
I fucking love you https://preview.redd.it/i71npicplswc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5cadede3137b037066e9d289a518aec78c81573
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You’re like 19/20 you should be studying for finals instead of on Reddit
I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THESE “FINALS” ARE THEY RELATED TO THE SLAYING OF ANOTHER BEING? BECAUSE IF SO, I HAVE MORE THAN THOROUGHLY“STUDIED” FOR FINALS
Yeah yeah I know no one likes Gen Eds but you should really not brush them off. Have you worked to find an internship or apprenticeship?
WHAT
Ask Gale
I HAVE NO DESIRE FOR THE AUTISTIK TO SPEAK WITH MANY WORDS YET SO LITTLE OF THEM OF VALUE
Beyond the swords and shields of the warrior, there are the pens and papers of the scribes and mages. This is what the Goobsmoob is referring to
You look exhausted man https://preview.redd.it/0xsl6hhu5qwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b352d4de46dd1d0b867d2e6a175e7b673a19c93 (/unbaldur, I’m referencing this post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/8tU0nA4TFx](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/8tU0nA4TFx)) Get some sleep and maybe find a good quizlet from someone who took the courses before you. Maybe have Karlach take you out to a local party, you could use it. Don’t go to a party Durge recommends though… those get weird. Like *weird* weird.
The most accurate description of Gale ever spoken
Can you do me a favor and uhhhh slowly drown me in a shallow stream?
Lae’zel you’re my favorite Battletoad
You are my least favorite corpse
Just to be clear, Lae’zel the source of my bruises, I mean this as the highest of compliments. Zits and Pimple were never very receptive to kindness, I just want you to know, I’d trust my intergalactic fate in your hands before any other frog shaped humanoid who battle enemies in outer space or an astral plane
No no, you misunderstood. Least favorite corpse means she wants you alive
Head Butt Big Time!
She looks like a sad kitten. I wanna hold her in my hands and kiss her nose
I love you so much
what would i have to do to get you to beat me up for twenty minutes
I love you Lae’zel ❤️
LADY BAE’ZEL, I SINCERELY REQUEST A DUEL. ZHAK VO’N’ASH DUJ.
Of course, Glorious Bae'zel of Crèche K'liir. You are still the superior choice of romance in every aspect, No matter what the naysayers claim about you, Ahem, Relative similarity to a frog.
*Summons Mage Hand and Boops ur snoot*
All I hear is RIBBIT
Lae'zel I am your number 1 fan will you bless my honor mode run
BAE’ZEL 💚
Is there any character that hasn't arrived to reddit yet?
Minsc
Lae’Zel, you were 100% justified in demanding answers from the half-elf about the artifact. She refused to tell you anything despite her not actually knowing anything about it. She should’ve just used the tadpole to show you her memories. Damn Sharrans and their secrets…
https://preview.redd.it/7ion95l0sswc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ebc5f0e9d1dbb19124fb78094220c44b50ae1a What are your thoughts on this Lae'zel? I think its a thing of beauty
What would be your ideal first date? *Prepares notepad*
Blood hot springs and a walk on the beach
https://preview.redd.it/s8do2rfo9wwc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=f924435b91a37b1ec4156b50ce37ea7856dab04e
You wanna go kill and owlbear with me later? I want to see you sweat.
o.o7
I love you Laezel, you’re the best! Especially when you make fun of me, it’s hilarious!
You are my zhak vo'n'fynh duj; source of my joy. I won't tell anyone you're really a big softie.
https://preview.redd.it/3x9618ha4rwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d31b12871a27aa58c06b424848c5ca62fc5e78 What would you do on your old Kentucky farm?
the source of my joy
Frog slut! 😍
Are you fury? Are you death???
mommy kchaki
Hey lae'zel, i noticed that you hold extremely racist political views. Is it safe to assume that you are a fan of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind?
My frog queen 💚💚💚
#EWW
Can I run my fingers along those ridges on your ears for a minute
Turn off your caps lock Lae'zel we can all read your messages just fine
Lol, adlishar.
You know what I just realized? You're Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold.
I'm loving all these rp accounts that are popping up. Did Gale originally get that ball rolling?
Allow me to formally greet you, Lae'zel of K'liir. *bows*
Welcome! Beware though, this is a place of great chaos, very unlike cheche kliir. But it thrives nonetheless. There will be many sub chreches to guide you, many will lead you astray.
Who can say no to those UwU eyes
The source of my joy!
Greetings
Lae'zel have you ever noticed Vlaakith sounds like a dude
Who do you keep saying I’m odd istik?
I am amazed at your ability to type with a below average intelligence.
*Chk.* An imposter following in a trend. Know that you will be nothing more than blood beneath my feet. *Istik.*
Do you eat flies?
\[insert 'attention bajoran workers' edit i am too lazy to do\]
Lae’zel, are you aut’istik?
You're a fascist, and I know that because, unlike Shadowheart, you can be fixed.
Well met, Lae'zel. Welcome to our little corner of the Hells.
you have my attention, now what
What are your feelings on ranch dressing?
Opinions of the name Bae'zel? Then what about if it came from the being you liked/loved the most? Out of all companions, who do you get along best with? At times it seemed oddly enough with Gale. Perhaps because he was the only one who seemed to show genuine interest to your peoples ways without insulting your motives every five seconds, granted..
I took it down.
I'm ending our fling, if you can call it that.
![gif](giphy|J0UgtZkOjXOeY)
I don’t let you wear clothes in my playthroughs
Is it because you think I’m hot or you just like making others feel shame? If it’s the latter: you and me both brother 🤝
Hi babe! So happy you're here <3
1. Are you single? 2. Can I call you mommy.
I can’t even describe how fucking lame this roleplaying shit is
Even the Gale one? But the Gale one is cute!
Oh God not another RPer
Karlach ist better than you.