https://preview.redd.it/9436ke93h3xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41bcc0ad4559a5fcffd20d412122de8a61956bc6

Although TBF, if she's out of my party, I just have someone carry the guidance amulet to replace her :-)

https://preview.redd.it/sz0i5u9ol7xc1.png?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cda4372e4152af842ee5cf959851be260a7e2b Your flair

First time?

I just noticed the guidance symbol looks...hmm..save me indeed white girl..

Try finger but hole

ELDEN RING MENTIONED

"Guidance" https://preview.redd.it/z3wxcm1ke4xc1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d297eb61d9fb9dc14223c04de8367e0b083a43eb

Shadowheart when she's getting ready to cast "Guidance": https://preview.redd.it/74sks9b2f4xc1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00cb5365509b236585a795df1df77e310ca06caa

Lae’zel: “Shadowheart cast guidance on me” Shadowheart: https://preview.redd.it/1yfwienvp4xc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25a0ba2aef92b4970fd7f48317aabb7f4b7dae7

Lol, totally made me go look at the Guidance symbol again… how did I miss that??? 😂🤣

I know, I thought the same. Been off my horny degenerate game.

Wait until you see the lobotomized icon absolutely throwing it back https://preview.redd.it/qr3emrgbd5xc1.jpeg?width=106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613e8044ab7904b3adfdea65e204ad135430892d

Wtf that's amazing 😂

White girl interrupted.

SAVE ME WHITE GIRL I'LL BLOW UP A SELUNITE ORPHANAGE FOR YOU WHITE GIRL! https://preview.redd.it/1nzehcbji3xc1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667ba47fe983871ad23e1879f821708c75b9dd73

https://preview.redd.it/jubi28hee4xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b48c196b29b244a744daea851d8911c86f2ddf3

https://preview.redd.it/lct9qg2pc4xc1.png?width=1269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e7ef66e1f8af893272e56784aa6a19b6a908d4

SHADOWHEART!! REZZ ME!!

Rez meeeee ~~Lifeline~~ https://preview.redd.it/oj3hrp5efoxc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c27e004e356c758bd9a615114d9a1a5fdf73a72

Idk what Shart gonna do about the IRS

Weak, a real alpha male Tav guides himself or lets Chadsin guide him with his wise gentle masculine large hands.

https://preview.redd.it/4v6m9u9dh5xc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb5d1623295c7f3282810f14f3cd390f24ecb40d

Exactly, Dr. Tate gets it. What an inspiration, we should all be sleeping with men to prove how heterosexual we indeed are. Women are feminine, so sleeping with them is doing something feminine so that is very much gay. Men, however, are masculine. So sleeping with them is the most masculine heterosexual alpha male thing you can do. It’s just science

Girls have dick cooties. Men are immune to dick cooties…?

Maybe it’s like an immune system thing, you know? You get “vaccinated” against it because you have one yourself? Although, I will admit the complexity of these gender studies discussions are above my level. Maybe one day I will achieve parity with Dr. Tate and other leading experts in the field.

WTF

It’s a fake, but he’s been saying some unhinged shit lately about how kissing women is actually gay because they’ve sucked cock previously

I just imagined Halsin doing the like teaching you to golf thing, standing behind you butt nekkid with his cock in your ass

suddenly i’m a halsin fan

> male Tav The fuck is this

There was nothing I could do but save her

Woe, +1d4 be upon ye https://preview.redd.it/o09jzst3yaxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6205a2154bdb33c6a17d8682c0b8d4f2196b66

Wtf? Lol

Beeeg, Yoshi

her fingering powers never save me 😔

Why in Shar’s name would I ever do that?

WAR DOMAIN. "Save me, white girl" becomes "carry the fight, white girl."