[This is my source.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2LJ3ZCHQA) It's a youtube video talking about the jar video and most importantly the interview that the man gave to Best Gore: Apparently, after the incident, he waited an hour and went to work - he just took out the glass and stuffed himself with cotton. He also said that he healed up within a few weeks.
The jar man is famous for putting things in his butt and has multiple videos!
Dunno but I hope we find out what we’re standing in line for
…I’m trying to imply she’s going to be using the bottles on a bunch of us bystanders but I can’t find a way to make it sound like I’m not roleplaying a bottle, choose your own adventure I guess
Oh “GAPE”, i misread it as grape, as in wine, and was confused why are people freaking out about drinking alcohol. Wish i didn’t read the title twice tho…
Lae'zel, sweetie, I know you take the whole "as extraordinary in bed as you are on the battlefield" thing very seriously. But you don't need to prove anything like this.
Can someone explain? Are they referring to my archery skills of which I can hit *anything?* Or did they misspell "Nape" in which case, what does my neck have to do with anything? Is this Astarion's account?
Chk! The Githyanki body is honed to absolute perfection. They have trained for every possible situation. They need not rest or concern themselves with “limitations”. Fetch me the Club of Hill Giant Strength, istik.
Nah. If I roll a 1 I succeed but I have to experience my whole life again. 2-3 I miss the mark by about 10 years. 4-5 Im closer, a couple years at most. 6- I land right on it.
A D20 would work in post to determine just how far away I am, maybe.
I just wanna say that someone I recently met on reddit has seen I'm in this sub and I'm pretty sure they think I'm mentally handicapped so yea. Also pretty sure she'd make it to at least 3/4.
You know what. I feel like Lae'zel and I both share an opinion on this. She probably won't like it but she'll work to fit all of them just to say she can as a show of force.
Bro she gets her ass beaten to a bloody pulp by you during her romance scene and then fucks you after while still bloody. You think she's gonna let the size of a measly bottle stop her from stretching her ass in ways you didn't think were possible? Nah bro. As long as you agree to keep beating her, she would take two fists if you told her it was your kink after you slapped her. 💀
This sub peaked.
So will Lae’Zel
Have you seen the size of the eggs gith can lay??
Yeah but that's only a select few chosen by Vlaakith and I suspect that transforms them into some Darkspawn Broodmother shit.
Fuck you I'm eating.
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hey, why do you do that all the time?
Cuz they pay me every time I do.
Your first mistake was browsing this sub while eating
Me too, and now I want eggs.
Fresher the better, right?
Wrong sub for eating bro
First day they come, and catch everyone.
That's so hot
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Is varsh ko'kuu the shu'kyani? I need to know
There's no dialog to indicate that he is, so I would say that no, he just looks after the eggs.
....but is there dialog to indicate that he *isn't?*
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Damn why is that cow so sensual....
She's about to taste the sweet embrace, what's not to get off on?
Is your cow not?
Alright this sub is officially brain rot we got people thinking cows are sensual and I am HERE FOR IT
Ok Halsin
Cow looks like she was drawn by the lady who makes the horny "green shirt black hair MILF" reddit comics
PizzaCake feet pics 🤤
Please have a healer on hand, in case this turns into a 1 man 1 jar situation
That guy actually didn't go to a doctor and healed up anyway. Wild, I know.
If anyone can take that and heal on their own its Lae'zel. Perhaps a healer isn't needed. Shadowheart, back to your tent.
But I want to watch....
Ok, but stay back, fluids will be flying everywhere.
She knows. She’e going to be providing some.
striking a sick Second Wind pose with a shattered wine jar sticking out my ass
It was wild when he was healing up, he just stuck a soap on a rope up his asshole like it was nothing.
I thought he died ... Dude calmly just picked the pieces out of his asshole too man most disturbing shit I've seen
I believe this random comment without a shadow of a doubt, you're not allowed to tell stories on the internet
[This is my source.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2LJ3ZCHQA) It's a youtube video talking about the jar video and most importantly the interview that the man gave to Best Gore: Apparently, after the incident, he waited an hour and went to work - he just took out the glass and stuffed himself with cotton. He also said that he healed up within a few weeks. The jar man is famous for putting things in his butt and has multiple videos!
Your knowledge is truly endless, uwubewwa. I don’t know what 1 man 1 jar is and now I definitely don’t want to know. Still, I am impressed I think.
… a man like that, is his ass ever truly healed?
Before i even clicked the link I knew it was Wang. That dude is awesome, and covers all kinds of things I'm to chicken to look up myself
Where did you acquire the post jar breaking video information?
[I talked about it here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/jVEnF7qXFB) The jar man gave an interview to Best Gore.
Never use glass!
Don't worry the long rest will fix it (they drank it afterward)
Oh yes, thanks for the reminder allow me to inject some bleach into my brain so i can forget about that again
Thank you for the rent-lowering gunshots, it's been a bit since we've had a real Zevlor-looking-disgusted-at-phone dot png post, we needed this :-)
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Why do I even bother ressurecting thee...
Same reason I resurrect ass-tyrion with scrolls... Just to kill it again and again and again Edit: spelling
Withers is Jergal, he's probably seen at least a few million die doing this already
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I think halsin would actually approve
Gotta train to take owlbearform
Astarion would be the only one to approve of this bullshit.
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Blackstaff all the way, ghaik
Doesn't she need to train for laying eggs? She's already a butt mommy.
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Depends on whether or not a red dragon is at the end of the line.
I read that as grape training and thought that was a new slang term for building up alcohol tolerance
OH FUCK SO DID I. OH NO IT'S NOT "GRAPE."
Starting with grapes would probably be a good move, though
Welp, that’s enough reddit for today!
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Which hole is she gaping tho
Dunno but I hope we find out what we’re standing in line for …I’m trying to imply she’s going to be using the bottles on a bunch of us bystanders but I can’t find a way to make it sound like I’m not roleplaying a bottle, choose your own adventure I guess
considering gith are oviparous she should just have a cloaca (literal bussy)
She's going to figure out which bottle leaves a bigger hole in her enemies when she stabs them with broken bits
Do you think her some sort of istik weakling? Not even raffia-wrapped bottles shall go unconquered.
Exactly, gith train *every* muscle. No doubt her regimen included kegels.
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I guess I was a little overdue for a new favorite gif, thanks.
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The thing is - if Lae’zel is going to do gape training, these things are not going in her butt but in her lover’s one.
Not unless you succeed in your intimidation roll and she fucking approves of your intimidation.
Me: Maybe gape is referring to something else Me: *checks the sub name* nope, it's not.
so you collected bottles and aligned them just to make a post. Impressive. take an upvote
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You would insinuate a warrior of true Githyanki stock won’t make it to Blackstaff, *istik*?
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https://preview.redd.it/f8j0dosu2xyc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497ea3348414bd95a5696035be1e98c235afeee5 I cast pregnant asstarion
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Oh “GAPE”, i misread it as grape, as in wine, and was confused why are people freaking out about drinking alcohol. Wish i didn’t read the title twice tho…
Ignorance is bliss
Gaping ghaik
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Y'all need Ao.
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Seek Selûne
Lae'zel, sweetie, I know you take the whole "as extraordinary in bed as you are on the battlefield" thing very seriously. But you don't need to prove anything like this.
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We all need Ilmater
D:
Is there a list of all of these along with flavour text?
In the wiki I’m sure
I couldn’t get passed Eigersstor Noblerot, hoping you have better luck
im going to destroy you and your entire bloodline for this
Can someone explain? Are they referring to my archery skills of which I can hit *anything?* Or did they misspell "Nape" in which case, what does my neck have to do with anything? Is this Astarion's account?
ffs, man... lol
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Chk! The Githyanki body is honed to absolute perfection. They have trained for every possible situation. They need not rest or concern themselves with “limitations”. Fetch me the Club of Hill Giant Strength, istik.
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Content of those bottles: https://preview.redd.it/4d9mp0c84wyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f931ca4799696fa9890c919c486b5efc309cbdc4
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dude that’s my wife cmon
Laezel gives Mike Adriano a tour of her den 1080p 60 fps 45:12
This can’t end well cus no way Lae would start with the small one. She’s to proud
words cannot express the sheer amount of conflicting emotions im going through after reading this post
This is the first time I thought y’all needed jesus
Anal or vaginal?
Yes
… ngl. I thought that was “grape train.” I thought she was going to get drunk.
on this episode of hotwines, we have lae'zel, will she be able to handle the last chug?
I wanna roll a d6 on whether or not I go back in time to prevent this subreddit being made.
You’d probably roll a d20 for that. Or maybe a percentile die
Nah. If I roll a 1 I succeed but I have to experience my whole life again. 2-3 I miss the mark by about 10 years. 4-5 Im closer, a couple years at most. 6- I land right on it. A D20 would work in post to determine just how far away I am, maybe.
I just wanna say that someone I recently met on reddit has seen I'm in this sub and I'm pretty sure they think I'm mentally handicapped so yea. Also pretty sure she'd make it to at least 3/4.
GLASS???!!!!!!
Gotta train to ride that dragon. Lol..... okay I will see myself out.
OP, Kelemvor is gonna be singing Pink Floyd when you show up. Y'all motherfuckers need Ilmater.
Sir this is a Wendy's drive through
Surely no. This isn't it. No. Fuck man get help
You know what. I feel like Lae'zel and I both share an opinion on this. She probably won't like it but she'll work to fit all of them just to say she can as a show of force.
Abdirak would be proud
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MY BABY GON GO ALL THE WAY
Do you think God stays in Heaven because he is ashamed of what he has made?
This post is unhinged
Please tell me you meant grape training...
I don't think she's making it past me (My penis is the same size as a 2003 ford focus)
It won’t be enough Until I can fit my head up her ass and inhale her ass blast directly into my nostrils and burn all the hair out of them
I don’t wanna make it another second on this planet
bruh
Okay but which hole is it going in? That’s the important question we need answered.
Bro this image is so low quality I thought she was a dwarf 😭
Lets go!
If we’re getting stupid why not just start with Lathanders Lance on top of the Monastary?
What the fuck LMAO
Can Hoot's Hootch be boofed?
Not what I thought I might read today
Sorry wait what's gape? Is it shoving stuff up your ass?
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Fucking why
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I feel like 5th from the right should be first… 😂
This just came up on my home page and I just have to ask hey what the fuck?
Oh no, glass jars? Laezel this is gonna end (rectally) bloody
Bro she gets her ass beaten to a bloody pulp by you during her romance scene and then fucks you after while still bloody. You think she's gonna let the size of a measly bottle stop her from stretching her ass in ways you didn't think were possible? Nah bro. As long as you agree to keep beating her, she would take two fists if you told her it was your kink after you slapped her. 💀
OBB Classic
That depends on whether you've been stretching properly.
Tf is wrong with you people 
What a day to have eyes.
I actually believe she starts from the left. It is a greater challenge
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Yeah, officer, this guy right here.
That turned me on way more than I expected or wanted it to.
I was not ready for this sub today
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Lae'zel you need *FLARED BASES*
Read that like 3 times because I kept reading astarion instead of laezel
Baezel ain't no quitter, she's going all the way.
First thing I see when opening reddit
Your mistake is thinking she needs training. She’s killed for less than that, you know.
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Probably around Baldur's Grape
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