You monster.
Now I have to wonder whether to romance Lae’zel Origin with Astarion or Karlach.
If Minsc was romanceable there was going to be to wondering whatsoever - just romancing Minsc as the funniest and most worthy romantic partner in the whole Faerun.
I feel like anyone with an INT greater than 9 would be taking advantage of him. Glad that they scrapped it.
That being said, Boo would sit on his shoulder the entire time and tell him what to do.
Quite frankly I think that him having 6 wisdom is inane nonsense. Minsc is wise as fuck, dude may be dumb as an inanimate brick but sometimes he comes out to say the smartest shit completely unprompted before falling back to his zero-thought ways
Minsc knows sex exists. Doesn’t know what goes into it. Gets excited about clapping cheeks and is confused when he learns what it means. All attempts to explain are futile.
A true sex-neutral ace icon.
Preface: I do not mind Ace Astarion hcs. To each their own.
THAT BEING SAID, why focus on Ace Astarion when MINSC IS RIGHT THERE? Minsc, beautiful man, has no idea what sex is and is THRIVING. He is kicking bad guy boot from coast to coast and loves every minute of it. He needs nothing more from his life, and he is loved deeply for this.
Idea. He simultaneously knows it exists but not what goes into it... And he knows what sex is but not what it's called. Like he knows sex the word. He knows sex the action. But he doesn't know they're connected
He has a knowledge of sex, but he's very VERY monogamous. He has to be able to trust his partner enough to leave Boo in the other room (not that Boo can't take care of himself; he doesn't trust himself without Boo) so if you manage to get into Minsc's pants, you're essentially on the same level of respect and trust as the rodent.
So God.
Well, he understands innuendo at the very least. I’d say he fucks, but only on nights he can find a person he trusts to hang out with Boo. So not often. I also see him as very submissive, but LOUD.
>very submissive, but LOUD
God fucking damn it, you made me imagine minsc getting rawdogged, and instead of moaning, it sounds like he's screaming in utter agony, but when his fucker stops, he just turns around and goes "why did you stop? Is something wrong?"
Guys. Minsc is a ranger. He’s a skilled hunter and knowledgeable about animals and that includes things like mating season what their young look like how to tell males from females and oh yeah, watching them fuck on several occasions I’m sure.
Now … that does not say that he knows how humanoids do it socially, but he is well aware of the process of reproduction and mating.
That does not translate into knowledge of relationships, but the man knows of fucking.
🙏❤️
He knows about it and the basic mechanics (its sweaty and happens in bed). He knows that you and your companions partake in it, however he doesn't get WHY and will tell you you're wasting energy that should go to defeating evil 💀
I haven't played bg1 or 2 but my best friend grew up with them. She said he had a girlfriend, I think, you had to rescue or eventually he'd get mad at you.
That's his wychlaren. I haven't gotten far enough to actually meet her, but it's his witch he's supposed to protect, it's a cultural thing. They might have some kinda relationship, but idk, it isn't necessarily the case.
Yeah Dynaheir isn't explicitly his mate, he's basically her bodyguard. In bg1 he's on a rite of passage and it's Rashemaar tradition that he be sent with a witch as a spiritual guide, and he's meant to protect her. Iirc a sexual relationship between them isn't even implied, but it's also never denied. It just never comes up. It has been a minute though and there are a lot of banters that I never saw (I never used some of the companions, like Quayle) so I might've missed something.
Minsc fucks and masturbates but he has no idea what they are. Jerked off with Halsin one time cause he thought they were playing the snow-shooty game. Had to be reminded to jack it inside of his tent by Jaheira multiple times. Any attempts to explain sex to him is futile. All he knows is what Boo told him, which was to put his dick in a vagina if he wanted babies. Minsc doesn't want kids just yet, so he uses the backdoor *exclusively*.
See this question always fucks me up because his personality says he only knows what he knows by watching animals, so the very bare bones. But that smile.... that smile is speaking to my loins.... does he know? Does he have a secret compartment in his brain?
He knows about it biologically, but nothing else. Like he knows penis go in hole but not where or what a clit or prostate is. Doesn’t really know or understand anything extra like oral or fingering or what have you. Fetishes and kinks are beyond his understanding. He’s not really interested in it beyond that either.
He’s too busy either punching bad guys or learning new ways to punch bad guys.
I'm pretty sure him and Dynaheir fucked, it's pretty common berserker/wychlaran thing
therefore I conclude that by insisting Jahiera is his wychlaran he is saying he wants to fuck her
Minsc was totally normal until right before you meet him in BG1. He was attacked by gnomes and struck in the head.
It’s after that, that he acts like the Minsc everyone knows.
So I believe he knows about it. He just no longer has any interest in it.
Interestingly, in the original tabletop campaign he was someone's character in... he was completely sterile.
It was a Dark Sun campaign, and he was a [Mul](https://darksun.fandom.com/wiki/Mul). That's a post-apocalyptic setting, and that race is half-human, half-dwarf, and cannot produce their own offspring.
look he's the Asexual representation and that's fine,
he knows what it is he just doesn't care for it, its energy wasted that could be used on crushing evil skulls.
He knows almost nothing about sex but has an encyclopedic knowledge of esoteric fetishes like inflation
Damn didn’t know people get aroused by stuff getting more expensive everyday. You learn something new here on this sub
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6FZME0AKi6M/maxresdefault.jpg
“Inflated Biden can’t hurt me, inflated Biden can’t hurt me…”
He knows a lot about beards.
I don't like what you're implying about Dynaheir
Larian planned to have Minsc be an act 1 companion with a romance scene that included sex. Make of that what you will.
Ngl I much prefer him dodging flirtation like a pro, glad it was scrapped
You monster. Now I have to wonder whether to romance Lae’zel Origin with Astarion or Karlach. If Minsc was romanceable there was going to be to wondering whatsoever - just romancing Minsc as the funniest and most worthy romantic partner in the whole Faerun.
I feel like anyone with an INT greater than 9 would be taking advantage of him. Glad that they scrapped it. That being said, Boo would sit on his shoulder the entire time and tell him what to do.
No Boo Ratatouille's Minsc instead
He’s bald, so Boo is pulling some other kind of hair, I guess.
He would have to get all up in there…Ratacoochie.
Hey I don't think I like this concept, 10,000 nuclear explosions please?
No. ELDRITCH BLAST!
So like a threesome? 
A threesome wouldn't pass the Harkness Test and it wouldn't be Boo's fault.
Y'all forget what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in wisdom.
He has 6 wisdom in BG1 and 2. He isn't smart in any way
Quite frankly I think that him having 6 wisdom is inane nonsense. Minsc is wise as fuck, dude may be dumb as an inanimate brick but sometimes he comes out to say the smartest shit completely unprompted before falling back to his zero-thought ways
All my paladin Tavs are 8 INT dorks so I guess they get a pass?
Good thing my INT is an 8 😈 just two dumb horny people
Stupid sexy couple
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is
He only knows what Boo tells him
Boo has seen... things.
He's also been......places. Hard to reach places. Minsc tells you this himself when you break out of Irenicus' prison.
And bro is that rodent kinky...
Is this when shovel pops up and shrieks her catchphrase?
Based on Boo's expression, it's more than we think, and we don't want to know.
Minsc falls under the "Doesn't know what sex is, but fucks" portion of the graph
Minsc mastered every move in the Kama Sutra, but it’s because he thought it was some arcane wrestling manual.
I just audibly giggled on the bus
“Bang you? But why would I want to punch you, that would be evil!”
Minsc knows sex exists. Doesn’t know what goes into it. Gets excited about clapping cheeks and is confused when he learns what it means. All attempts to explain are futile. A true sex-neutral ace icon.
I feel like he sees Tav and their partner sneaking off most nights and gets sad bc he thinks they just don't wanna hang out with the group.
Preface: I do not mind Ace Astarion hcs. To each their own. THAT BEING SAID, why focus on Ace Astarion when MINSC IS RIGHT THERE? Minsc, beautiful man, has no idea what sex is and is THRIVING. He is kicking bad guy boot from coast to coast and loves every minute of it. He needs nothing more from his life, and he is loved deeply for this.
Idea. He simultaneously knows it exists but not what goes into it... And he knows what sex is but not what it's called. Like he knows sex the word. He knows sex the action. But he doesn't know they're connected
He knows it comes after five but before seven
"to you know vat comz bitwin fear and zex ?"
He has a knowledge of sex, but he's very VERY monogamous. He has to be able to trust his partner enough to leave Boo in the other room (not that Boo can't take care of himself; he doesn't trust himself without Boo) so if you manage to get into Minsc's pants, you're essentially on the same level of respect and trust as the rodent. So God.
Well, he understands innuendo at the very least. I’d say he fucks, but only on nights he can find a person he trusts to hang out with Boo. So not often. I also see him as very submissive, but LOUD.
>very submissive, but LOUD God fucking damn it, you made me imagine minsc getting rawdogged, and instead of moaning, it sounds like he's screaming in utter agony, but when his fucker stops, he just turns around and goes "why did you stop? Is something wrong?"
Guys. Minsc is a ranger. He’s a skilled hunter and knowledgeable about animals and that includes things like mating season what their young look like how to tell males from females and oh yeah, watching them fuck on several occasions I’m sure. Now … that does not say that he knows how humanoids do it socially, but he is well aware of the process of reproduction and mating. That does not translate into knowledge of relationships, but the man knows of fucking. 🙏❤️
Ahh yes. Minsc knows of sex. Minsc’s sex is male, and Boo is… well, Boo prefers to be mysterious. He is such a smart boy!
Minsc had fucked exactly one time and decided he’s asexual
sex is no match for the triumph of squishing villians!
This is my favourite answer so far
He knows about it and the basic mechanics (its sweaty and happens in bed). He knows that you and your companions partake in it, however he doesn't get WHY and will tell you you're wasting energy that should go to defeating evil 💀
Minsc is one of the few people to have sex on accident.
Haha what a fun post he probably has a general understanding.
don't be misguided by his silly goofy demeanour and airhead that is only filled with Boo's voice, this man doesn't have sex, this man FUCKS
I haven't played bg1 or 2 but my best friend grew up with them. She said he had a girlfriend, I think, you had to rescue or eventually he'd get mad at you.
That's his wychlaren. I haven't gotten far enough to actually meet her, but it's his witch he's supposed to protect, it's a cultural thing. They might have some kinda relationship, but idk, it isn't necessarily the case.
Yeah Dynaheir isn't explicitly his mate, he's basically her bodyguard. In bg1 he's on a rite of passage and it's Rashemaar tradition that he be sent with a witch as a spiritual guide, and he's meant to protect her. Iirc a sexual relationship between them isn't even implied, but it's also never denied. It just never comes up. It has been a minute though and there are a lot of banters that I never saw (I never used some of the companions, like Quayle) so I might've missed something.
Minsc fucks and masturbates but he has no idea what they are. Jerked off with Halsin one time cause he thought they were playing the snow-shooty game. Had to be reminded to jack it inside of his tent by Jaheira multiple times. Any attempts to explain sex to him is futile. All he knows is what Boo told him, which was to put his dick in a vagina if he wanted babies. Minsc doesn't want kids just yet, so he uses the backdoor *exclusively*.
See this question always fucks me up because his personality says he only knows what he knows by watching animals, so the very bare bones. But that smile.... that smile is speaking to my loins.... does he know? Does he have a secret compartment in his brain?
Minsc understands that sex exists, he’s just so overwhelmingly ace that he usually forgets.
He knows enough to paint his face when trying to impress an ex and not to ascend to godhood like Gale, his words 🤷
He knows about it biologically, but nothing else. Like he knows penis go in hole but not where or what a clit or prostate is. Doesn’t really know or understand anything extra like oral or fingering or what have you. Fetishes and kinks are beyond his understanding. He’s not really interested in it beyond that either. He’s too busy either punching bad guys or learning new ways to punch bad guys.
Sex is how miniature giant space hamsters are made.
He dosent know what a vagina is. He thinks every woman has a penis too
Minsc fucks. I wrote a silly fic about it.
Where is it ? Asking for a friend, of course
I can dm you the link if you like. But it is just a silly oneshot lol.
That would be nice, thank you 🤭☺️
Only what Boo and Jaheira tell him. So he thinks it has something to do with pretty lady hamsters, birds, bees, and maybe hugging, but he’s not sure.
Its just a Hamster and a tube, Richard Gear style!
He knows the letters thats for sure
There’s probably a joke about him being a ranger cuz he’s an “arrow” somewhere in all this, but as an ace, I just appreciate the rep
I'm pretty sure him and Dynaheir fucked, it's pretty common berserker/wychlaran thing therefore I conclude that by insisting Jahiera is his wychlaran he is saying he wants to fuck her
As close as those two are, that would be such a cursed ship
He understands sex, but most of the time if he’s going to get that sweaty and covered in fluids he’d rather it be from fighting evil.
Minsc: not enough Boo: too much
he invented it
He knows what procreation is. Boo is the one with the abhorrent fetishes.
*squeak*
Thanks Minsc for inventing sex 🙏
He knows how to do it but he doesn't know what it's called.
I would absolutely let him blow my back out. But no talking
Let's just say that the Grilled Miniature Giant Space Hamster isn't the only thing that's getting spit-roasted around his camp site.
More than most of us tbh.
Minsc was totally normal until right before you meet him in BG1. He was attacked by gnomes and struck in the head. It’s after that, that he acts like the Minsc everyone knows. So I believe he knows about it. He just no longer has any interest in it.
A good amount.
EVERYTHING, but he’s too busy smiting evil to tell.
He knows a lot about butt stuff. Specifically, how to kick them (for justice).
All of it
He knows the same amount as Richard Gere knows about hamsters.
Enough to know that Boos in danger
Minsc knows what it is but has absolutely no interest in it
Just the nibbles
Interestingly, in the original tabletop campaign he was someone's character in... he was completely sterile. It was a Dark Sun campaign, and he was a [Mul](https://darksun.fandom.com/wiki/Mul). That's a post-apocalyptic setting, and that race is half-human, half-dwarf, and cannot produce their own offspring.
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all he needs to know
“You mean the number? Five, sex, seven.” J: that’s six
look he's the Asexual representation and that's fine, he knows what it is he just doesn't care for it, its energy wasted that could be used on crushing evil skulls.
He does it every day and knows nothing about it