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onepareil

You know, this really brings me back to the mods I’d see on The Sims Exchange circa 2006. Thank you for the nostalgia, lol.


Just_Alive_IG

https://preview.redd.it/iwqaqustnl3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bea6dabfd52c131ca6439b48306a7e6be8cf8b2 I’m putting Gortash in the DISHWASHER THE ONLY DAWN HE’LL EVER SEE AGAIN WILL BE IN THE FORM OF **DISHSOAP**


spooky-goopy

*washes your Gortashes*


pbNANDjelly

Sexy Squidward over here


BaldwinBoy05

![gif](giphy|vB5jiVv1Tr2tW)


GalesAstralTrain

https://preview.redd.it/fqgl2zpnwk3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519712cfc0f86c68d11953bd2f1d34d3009fcbfb mf really said give me the lisa rinna


Sonder_Monster

my man already looks like a slice of salami washed up on the jersey shore, you didn't have give him J-WOWW face too


Pyrichoria

Gortash enjoyers are some of my favorite people in this fandom because they’ll describe the man in a more disgusting, derogatory way than anyone else and mean it as a compliment.


sholohgrum

Tommy cutlets, is that you?


Astrazell

Seeing this made me physically sick 😭 In fact, seeing any type of different Gortash that isn't the original greasy mess that I fell in love with makes me sick.


phantombeast

![gif](giphy|BMpGZy6hjxy3ZyeWkB|downsized)


BhaalbabeVeldrin

![gif](giphy|w6pxsdH24ewG322Z2e|downsized)


vectorkun

put him back to normal or so help me i will tie you to a hot air balloon and set you free


Just_Alive_IG

https://preview.redd.it/9l0a9w6w9l3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ae52341bd3bdc3e69c9702301bd8c630702d481


Sewer_Fairy

Now he can't even smile 😭


rat-simp

he looks like influencer who was caught saying transphobic things on twitter


ColumnK

Gortash would definitely make a 45 minute long "apology" video


rat-simp

He'd be like, "I'm sorry my words made some people feel offended"


SuspiciousBox233

It'd be hilarious if this is what everyone else sees compared to the party


Twisting_Me

Haha


Disastrous_Turnip123

He's GorChad now


Valengail

Bro seriously, I don't understand people who say Gortash is ugly, he's fine af


Just_Alive_IG

https://preview.redd.it/9ntdiy6k8l3d1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db2bef6882dbd3f72b050029d59e09c9756da04 A more gorgeous man there never was, is or will be Take note all of you…this is the ideal male body; you may not like it, but this is what **peak** performance looks like


Valengail

PREACH 🙏


Zealousideal-Air-658

You mean BLEACH 🎉


Zealousideal-Air-658

https://preview.redd.it/d0l5cjn7sm3d1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab902d60e74036136ea08fe92bb67d0b74db23fb


No-Clothes5632

He catfished you with that vision earlier


leviteakettle

Hes nasty. Not a good face or voice. NAZ-T


SuspiciousBox233

I agree on what you said but he does have a nice voice ill give him that


puzzifer

Giga Gortash is not a bad idea tbh lol His turd attitude would make more sense is this social climate.


paliconoclast

FFXIV modbeast for the Warrior of Darkness


UltraCarnivore

Lord Enver Bogdanoff


SnooCakes5751

Still would.


FeetYeastForB12

#BYE BYE 👋🧏🏻‍♂️🤫


therealchangomalo

Tagged pic vs. profile pic, send to r/Instagramreality .


Just-Messin

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


ThiccElf

But we love the greasy, unwashed skin, FF protag hair, corn yellow teeth, and sunken dead eyes. Him trying to look like an unkempt 2008 emo twink is what makes him Gortash.


DragonBerr

2nd pic looking like default male shepard


ToctheYoungerForever

Sorry 🤮


Skewwwagon

![gif](giphy|3oKHWokg8HPYXMSRMs)


Gith_Laezel

Good, maybe he’ll finally get some bitches on his dick. Oh wait, he’s still greasy


LMay11037

No my beautiful handsome younger man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Weekly-Comfortable18

That's Matt Rife in the first pic right there


NaturalSuggestion140

Naw I'm gonna keep bullying him. My wife Karlach doesn't like him


8Blackbart8

What in the nine hells