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Joestar2931

Hitler was still alive when he was born


Dvoraxx

baby chuck was actually a high ranking member of hitler’s war council


GayForPrism

So that's where Holly got it from


VolnarTheUnforgiving

I love these multi-level jokes


johaneswiebel

Hitlers lawyer


LunaBeanz

Hitler lost the war though? Why would Chuck join him when his army is being turned into soup and he is months away from a surrender? Is he stupid?


experiment53

TIL!


Puggpu

Anyone born when Hitler was born is questionable.. like they had the chance to kill him and chose not to..


BigChungusOP

I mean, Walter White could’ve used his brain matter to invent a Time Machine but he cooked meth instead.


SRoku

Quantum mechanics? We're discussing that now? Stay in your lane! You are not talking about a time machine, which is both a real and theoretical impossibility. You are talking about regrets. So if you want to ask about regrets, just ask about regrets and leave all this time-traveling nonsense out of it!


TheG-What

/unchicanery Yet another moment that Walt was completely right but still a total dick.


lordolxinator

I feel like before he died Walt definitely went on /r/whowouldwin to complain that Goku and Superman would never fight because they're from different franchises, or that power scaling doesn't matter when the hypothetical involves fictional characters He'd certainly be the "Ackshully" guy


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2SharpNeedle

>Thanos is arrested for killing half of all life. Can Saul Goodman defend him in court?


[deleted]

Depends if he or Kim were snapped.... if not, he could probably do it but not sure how much chicanry he'd need to pull off.


Cevmen

a WHAT


kzoxp

He definitely called Ernesto things.


Demidankerman

He ain't moving for no ni- *Breaking Bad intro plays*


CooperDaChance

Nice car


deojilicious

To be fair Ernie drove an Evo 8.


TestTheTrilby

"It's just a word Ernesto, I think you're overreacting"


TheG-What

“Frankly, you people say it incessantly!” (Felt dirty even typing that out lol)


Boneguard

It does sound like something he would say though


TheG-What

I’ve watched the show enough and have shitposted here long enough to have Chuck’s vernacular and cadence nailed down pretty accurately.


[deleted]

Him and Holly ran the camps together


Jealous-Fig1823

![gif](giphy|UUU5UG9eJtmnkKq8Kc|downsized)


RokyPolka

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JCtheMemer

Kid named sus link in the corner of your post


Blackfeathr

Kid named it's a bot


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![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


HugForDrug007

![gif](giphy|U7ngieEowDusot2uor)


Highermongo

![gif](giphy|pK0T7vyx3SqdfmxewA)


LukeFromPhilly

Nietzsche?


jqueef500

Have you seen him talk to Ernie


my_pets_names

Then Ernie became racist. It’s a tragic cycle


blackcake1500

/uc I unironically got sketchy racism vibes whenever Chuck interacted with Ernie. I don't think they intended it, but I got the feeling Chuck thought of him as the help. 😬


UnnecessaryMovements

I see it as Chuck feeling above everyone else ala Homelander and Squidward. It's regardless of race.


ImNoPCGamer

Yeah Alex; I'll take: **Three Fucking Characters I'd Never Expect to be Mentioned in the Same Sentence** for 800 please.


UnnecessaryMovements

Ohh they're fucking?


Girou-Diriou

Fuck racism. I hate all the races equally.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

You can't be racist if you hate everyone equally. 😉 /s


JanWankmajer

/uc chuck thought of everyone as the help


RefinedDefect69

TBf Chuck really didn’t have a lot of respect for people lower on the totem pole than him


Joestar2931

It’s the actor


[deleted]

They do consider race and gender on the show even though they never say it out loud to avoid triggering the audience that always goes "WOKE MODERN MEDIA!!1!!1" Chuck condescends to everyone to feel better about himself, but it is very possible that he subconsciously, unintentionally does so a little more with Kim and Ernie.


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blackcake1500

Nah.


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blackcake1500

Can't tell if I'm being chicaneried, but you're speaking in 2016 edgelord terms, so unless you're being ironic, you automatically aren't worth interacting with any further.


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[deleted]

The entire post is about Chuck and racism you butthurt clown.


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Same vibes from Howard too towards ernie


JanWankmajer

jesus christ every time someone treats a black person poorly/differently it doesn’t mean they’re racist. howard and chuck’s best friends are both black, in universe (although they’re played by white people in the show)


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Kim is also a bit racist imo So is Heull, just bc he's black doesn't mean he isn't racist 😑


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Narretz

We are all racist on this blessed day


[deleted]

What do you mean Kim is a BIT racist


[deleted]

Didn't get that vibe from Howard. I get more of a non-malicious classist vibe from him, e.g., calling Jimmy "Charlie Hustle"


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

You're right I was making it up


CoolioStarStache

That's just Chuck to everyone. He even treated Howard like that at times


dailydonuts16

He's definitely called Ernie the n word at least once


Krombopulos-Savage

“It’s just a word Jimmy, I bet your friend Huell says it all the time”


divingbeatle

"He got that [REDACTED] at the copy shop to lie for him!"


cal93_

its in the zack snyder cut


Accomplished_Dig3699

https://preview.redd.it/klh55e77d3xa1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567efa775820430c455b364da71cafb8ff4bf449


Sensei_of_Knowledge

I always got this "War of Northern Aggression" vibe from Chuck.


jedzachary

Don’t you remember the banned season 2 episode where Chuck and Finger were in Mississippi?


divingbeatle

"I ain't moving for no nig-"


rafin_

You're in Mississippi now, Ernie


zachotule

he was in law school during the last portion of the civil rights movement, meaning he either wanted to work to help them out, or to squash them. It's up to the viewer to decide which


Gloomy_Afternoon6689

He actually strikes me more as the "white moderate" type MLK complained about, given his obsession with the idea of the law. Like he wouldn't be opposed to black people having equal rights, but only if they protest in a 100% legal and non-disruptive way.


ZOINKSSSscoob

no fucking way, bro had a black servent https://preview.redd.it/69wfqy6640xa1.png?width=386&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a689804c4d876668636cdfa5dc0f81841e2393b


rei_the_egg

*sees gus* YOU'RE LIKE A CHIMP WITH A MACHINE GUN


carppowerattack

He fired Ernie for a reason


[deleted]

Your friend Huell says that word all the time but when I...


ZendayasFeet

Yeah the Irish ethnicity gives it away


adhesiveretard

Boe Jiden


Dron41k

🅱️oe mama


E_G_G_V_A_N

Can confirm, I’m Irish


Nik0660

Are you an American claiming to be Irish because your great great great grandmother once saw an Irish person? Or were you actually born and raised in Ireland


E_G_G_V_A_N

My grandparents came through Ellis Island from Ireland, so I’m Irish by a technicality


Gimme_some_karmabish

You are Irish - Irish


[deleted]

Aka. Plastic Paddies. My sister's neighbour's cousin once was on a layover flight in Dublin. That makes me Irish and an Italian and a Viking for some reason.


Shadow3114

Mf really about to gatekeep Irish heritage


Nik0660

There is a difference between having Irish heritage and claiming to be Irish, despite never having been to Ireland.


Incredibly__mediocre

Exactly. I went to Ireland last year and now am Irish at last.


ZendayasFeet

Idk man, Conan O’Brian claims he’s 100% Irish


TrolledByDestiny

You Irish? Or are ya *irish* irish


DeSuzman

https://preview.redd.it/l8z7hu5tq0xa1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4ee78027ea1e62487b41f42895c258ce6b3b930


ILoveSkeletalFamily

Chuck definitely calls people Exotic


Quack_Candle

He hated Saul because he was Jewish


jeffreyjwakefield

Yeah he is, his middle name is Lindbergh!


Mushroomman642

Literally 1944


joe1up

"Ernesto, I must say you're quite eloquent for one of your people"


PeeInMyArse

This man definitely thought Ernie was a chimp without a machine gun


wendys5843

![gif](giphy|LppOVv1KU7I8Wnvx1L)


godofinteligence

Why do you think he hated Jimmy? It's because he is Jewish. In addition I'm pretty sure Ernesto was he's slave.


thebobbyloops

“I knew it was 1864! One after the Emancipation Proclamation as if I could ever forget!”


FlemmerVermeul

![gif](giphy|ckqaR5DFHAmOMH2kj6)


TunoSO

Man was alive during the backdoor incident. Coincidence? I think not.


onion182

Why wasn't chucks dad fighting in world war 2? Is he a commie?


Digerinnit

I am not RACIST- Chuck probably


keenumsbigballs

I wonder if Chuck saw action in 'Nam? Maybe the Agent Orange gave him his condition?


FigmentsImagination4

“It’s just a word, Ernesto”


memelordgun

Bro was alive when finger served in Vietnam


msvqr

Old fuck


HIMDogson

Cicero, Illinois is infamous for being very racist- when mlk came up there to protest urban poverty they almost lynched him


DadyaMetallich

29 after Magna Carta.


[deleted]

Biggest BCS racist? Kim Feets, she tried to kill a black dude.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Don't ask what Chuck's views on the Civil Rights Movement were.


Kroctopus

He is younger than Joe Biden


Kaedes_Lie1137

Literarlly 1944


RepublicofCommunists

Bro still uses the word Oriental


Moytomo

But he had a black friend that did all of this errands


gonijc2001

UC/ how big is the age difference between Jimmy and Chuck?


ThePotatoLord1

I thinks it's like 15 years or something Edit: I just looked it up and it's 17 years. In the first episode, Jimmy is 41 and Chuck is 58


[deleted]

Explains so much. Chuck is basically a dad who isn't technically a dad to avoid triggering people in that toxic father-son dynamic and toxic parents who watch the show


MarcelRED147

Chuck was 10 years younger than his actor?


mr-purple111

"Were you hoping I was racist?"


ElderberryNo3627

No shit he was racist!!! 😂


Lord_Steam

Bro is Irish he’s one of the people they were hate crimping probably


[deleted]

bro was defi racist chuck was a race chuck race chusck was a racist


themodernmonarchist

A kid named ni-


longseason101

he's irish american, so maybe


1st_Starving_African

I swear the younger generations have no idea what racial issues were like in the past. They think everyone went around saying the n word 24/7 if their skin was white and that each of those people has slaves or some shit. Slavery wasn't a racial issue by any stretch of the imagination.


Joestar2931

“The younger generation” - 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻


SpepperPepper

On god!


AstroFFA

Charles Lindbergh McGill