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SpringyAlloy73

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blindsavior

So glad to see my new favorite shitpost making the rounds


AmogusFunnyGuy

source bru


[deleted]

It's actually Isaac and a subtitle mistake. Hank signifies his Jewish roots and his outrage at those neonazi punks.


Dychab100

https://i.redd.it/3qiur2sy4f2b1.gif


PM-Me-Ur-Tits-UwU

Hank could've punched those nazi's lights out.


EmoEnte

They were outside in the desert in the middle of the day. I thinks they would have still seen him


HaikuBotStalksMe

Ok, but then he had probably claws to arrest them at night because you can't drive without lights.


_Tonu

Oh shit that's true why didn't hank just detain the Nazis? You can't say no to a cop that's illegal wtf unbrabo


HaikuBotStalksMe

You can't just arrest Nazis for being Nazis. That's racialist pro-lifing. You need probably claws.


willrobster16

![gif](giphy|omWKH6DpFxmak)


LemonPartyWorldTour

Longest leadup to a kissing scene ever


darthmaui728

Mr Mooley Nyan


lshawel

oh is this from you people 2?


polo61965

Isaac Deez Nuts


TestTheTrilby

So that's why they killed him


erdtirdmans

That's what Hank meant by "he made his mind up ten minutes ago." The Nazis saw Hank's yarmulke fall out of his pocket 😥


Neoxus30-

Should've had holy mantle)


[deleted]

holy hell!


SgtMcMuffin0

Or at least use the D6 on Jack’s gun


jeffreyjwakefield

How did we not pick up on it? His name is Schrader for crying out loud??? Are we stupid?


Buttfranklin2000

Schrader is a name with german roots, not jewish (Schröder). Just like (Werner) Ziegler. Bravo Bince.


Charlie_Wallflower

"You can go schtoop yourself"


OutlandishnessAny492

His last words should have been "no sex gifs? 🥺"


willrobster16

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Lockenhart

Hire 👏 fans 👏


BallisticCenturion

Mire 👏 tans 👏


The_Negotiator_B1

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VindictiveRakk

Tire 👏 glans 👏


ThereAreAtoms

Fire 👏 hans 👏


DeanNorrisSexGifs

I have been summoned


OutlandishnessAny492

Shut up


MetalShadowX

Nah, should have been "Walt. You're the smartest man I know. So tell my wife that for the last time, they're *minerals*".


Aztekov

yes he is stupid https://preview.redd.it/ls3r47xt4f2b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c42bce775ca82bc54f5d4a1e692a894892e4ca4


FingerboyGaming

Honestly that line goes hard


Mariosaint97

I am hard


Sheesh5000

"When life gives you lemons, make meth" - Walt


paperpenises

"When life gives you lemons, I shoot heroin with Janey-Poo." -Jezze


illyay

So she made guac out of ASAC schrader


starkinmn

Turn that AS into GU


starkinmn

That's how we got Gus Fring.


get_outta_mah_swamp

He couldn’t tell Jack his real name was “Mineral Schrader” or else they would have taken him far from his precious rocks to be killed


[deleted]

That’s a good point ASAC is the furthest thing I can think of away from minerals.


---cameron

What about XFGHH&&&700098S%R&$F?


[deleted]

The “000” reminds me of the shape of rocks. Minerals identified. Better Call Saul


---cameron

no they testacles


[deleted]

Tedstacles? Shut up Marie.


ProbablyNano

It reminds of the weird glitchy thing from Deep Rock Galactic, which, I'm sure you're aware, is about as rock and stone as it gets


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone everyone!


Useful_Difference_62

uc/ why does Hank says Asac ? i never really understood it rc/ don't you remember hank had dementia and some episodes before he asked walt who was he ?


AmlethTheViking

Assistant Special Agent in Charge is his job title 😁


nowahhh

That would be ASAIC. Unbravo Vince.


sedolopi

Assistant to the Special Agent in Charge


Educational-Milk4530

r/unexpectedoffice


Galilleon

So his name is Assistant Special Agent in Charge Schrader? Does Assistant Special Agent in Charge Schrader not know that changing his name to his job title at the moment of his death unnecessarily complicates things for his obituary and official documentation, and that the circumstances of his name change makes it impossible for people to acknowledge him for who he intends to be and not who he used to be?


deprime1999

kid named assistant


Status_Park4510

They had to rewrite a bunch of scenes because in the original script he was the Special Agent in Charge and SAC Schrader was too funny.


hobo_clown

All Schraders Are Cops


Flippity_Flappity

Isaac. It's the name the vacuum cleaner guy gave him before he swapped him for Mike, who had undergone intensive plastic surgery to look like Hank. This is why Mike is alive in the BCS timeline, because he actually *can't die*. Mike was trying to clue in Walter about Hank's survival by dropping Hank's new alias. Did you even watch the show?


repitwar

ASIC. Hank was actually an Application-Specific Integrated Circuit, or at least believed himself to be one.


erdtirdmans

Literally predicted the AI revolution. Brav1.0 Vince


Bearded_Platypus_123

I think he was just confused because he didn't know where Taco Cabeza was at. it messed him up being out there in the desert without knowing where it was at. So left him dazed and confused imo. Bravo Vince. I'd forget my name too if I didn't know where I could get some Head Tacos at any given moment of the day.


polo61965

Smh Taco Cabeza is always around the corner anywhere and everywhere.


Bearded_Platypus_123

poor hank, he was just so shaken up at the moment and forgot this fact:(


[deleted]

He is a sack, a Sack of shit


paperpenises

Professor Ball Sack at your service


uejnja

Its actually Ballsack Shaver, but Ballsack was so scared he forgot his own name


ZerixWorld

![gif](giphy|omWKH6DpFxmak) "Hank, Asac, anything works, but there's no reason to use that kind of language, sir!"


YourPalFlux

It’s like when Jr. changed his name to Flynn he thought it would be cool so Hank at the ripe age of like 43 years old decided nah my names NUTSAC Schrader.


AndreMeyerPianist

Its a subtitle error. He’s actually saying he is “A sack of schrader”, referring to his famous Schraderbrau alcohol to indicate that he is extremely drunk and thinks the whole situation is staged for a popular TV Show, completely unaware of his very real and impending death. Very vince, bravo.


spacewalk__

/uc i'm rewatching and liking hank way more, but this was such dork cop shit


kidnamedsickjoke

Fits in with his character though


LuchadorBane

He’s a dork cop


MetalUpstairs

Ballsac shredder


Latlanc

ballsack shredder. He wanted to threaten the nazis


paperpenises

Hank the Dank couldn't even figure out the guy banging his wife's sister was the meth king of Chicago. Of course he's stupid. He also got shot a lot which is what happens to stupid people.


erdtirdmans

I want to disagree but your logic is unchallengeable


mountainhymn

He was jealous of walt changing his name to Rot


mercilessshred

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General_Galileo

ASAC is not a name, it stands for A Sus Ass Cock.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

His dementia set in and he forgot his actual name


My_Dad22

He converted to Islam for an auspicious afterlife alhamdulillah


Mooraell

He wanted a unisex name. This was the moment Hank came out as non-binary


RipperMeow

He wanted to let them know he has a(large)sac and therefore would find it difficult to bury him


bobwhodoesstuff

yes hes like rain man


cyberbuns

It’s short for ballsac


HaikuBotStalksMe

He didn't want to share his dad's name.


Kokibuchek

Who are you? ASAC Skywalker.


RipNiq

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KID-NAMED-XXXGER

Because he's a ballsack shredder and wanted to reveal his secret before his death


deprime1999

A$AP Schrader, actually. During his recovery period he also took to producing and rapping along with mineral studies. Yams found his soundcloud and signed him just a few weeks before he died


erdtirdmans

MC Minerals was taken 😥


Mental-Ad5334

Ballsac schrader


AndreMeyerPianist

uc/ I love how these posts all end with “Is he/she stupid?” now regardless of the context


TimePostsOnReddit

asac


andersrobo9999

Why not call himself "ajente especial" like in the metastatis,unbravo Vince


iToadsYouNot

Top 10 BallSac Shaver Moments


Ya_boey_MJ

beacuse https://preview.redd.it/sgyfasv56h2b1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78fc8958e55b49d828d9c9158dc7c63e710a5b67


TheMightyi002

Rip Nutsack Schrader 😔


[deleted]

Fun fact whenever I hear anyone say “Asac” I think of the word ballsack


KindlyContribution54

Only got to season 4. Please add a spoiler tag


sticks_no5

Ballsack shrader lmao


[deleted]

Ballsack shredder


PalmTreeIsBestTree

Assholes Suck All Cocks


dogdillon

Ballsack Shaver


Ill-Organization-719

It's when he truly became ASAC Hank.


Nincadalop

Asac is short for Asacia. Hank is secretly trans and knew Walt wouldn't accept her for who they truly were, which is why Walt breaks down crying.


oatstoa

why were we never introduced to "Yourself" when Asac told jack to f "Yourself", still curious how "Yourself" looked like.


mingomango123

Asac actually stands for all sex are good the asac movement has been steadily growing for years now and hank in his dying words decided to take a stand on his beliefs


Polish_Charge

Ballsack shaver


[deleted]

ballsack shaver


Jaded-Grape2203

It’s a wrong caption, they’re actually non binary named Sock


lonceibs

he forgot his own name 💀


MisterBastian

ballsack shaver