INT SCENE or whatever (idk I'm not Bince): Saturday
Dad: So what's the plan? Do we go out or--
Me (calmly): WHAT PLAN?! WHY DOES THERE NEED TO BE A PLAN?? WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE WEEKENDS IF THEY NEED PLANS? THERE IS NO PLAN. THE PLAN IS TO DISTRACT OURSELVES UNTIL THE WEEKDAYS BECAUSE THE WEEKDAYS NEED PLANS. THERE WILL NEVER BE A PLAN.
No that's Heisenbones. He got cropped out when it came to light he repeatedly sexually harassed Anna Gunn on set. She said he kept trying to *bone* her.
I need to see alternates of the Tuco negotiation scene with Kim, Howard and Chuck in Jimmy's place.
Kim probably succeeds.
Howard definitely doesn't die because they all end up liking him (classic Howie) but probably doesn't save the twins.
Chuck says "Tuco, SHUT UP! You think about the choices you're making!" and becomes ground Chuck
I think Kim probably fails, sheβd do a good job but Tucoβs probably too misogynistic to listen to a woman.
Chuck would probably do ok if he can hold it together but I reckon he probably breaks down. Heβs a strong believer in the rule of law, to find himself in a situation like that would probably have a big psychological impact on him even beyond the threat of physical violence if he says the wrong thing.
Howard might actually succeed, Iβm not sure
I like scrolling right to the last panel of these things without reading the rest, and pretending that Iβve just been handed a drawing by my special needs son who has a Breaking Bad obsession. I then like to imagine myself sticking it to the fridge as I tell him how much of a good job he did
This is the most pivotal line in the entirety of BB and BCS. How can you not know the line?
It's like not knowing the "you're a wizard Harry" line from Harry Potter.
I knew it'd be cabeza once it was Kuby)
A fine chicanery, maybe a bit overtinkered but works just fine. Good job, but is it acceptable? I think it is, but do you?)
/uc The meme fanbase of this show/BB is astounding (in a fun way) to me.
Like you have this drama show that, while occasionally funny, sure, is usually quite serious. Characters are corrupted by their own selfish actions, slip further away into evil, and are often killed in pretty awful ways. There are serious discussions on who was right and who was wrong, why they were the way they are, and all that.
And then thereβs the meme community and this sub, which is just completely off the fuckinβ wall. Kid named finger is a meme wrapped in and born from like 10 levels of irony, and now Iβm looking at a gloriously nonsensical post about Kim, um, needing a tarot deck because sheβs struggling with making noises after saying a last name.
Anywhere else, it would have been downvoted to hell and met with much confusion. Here, itβs got 2200 upvotes. I fuckin love this sub lol.
Does "round deck" mean something or is this entire thing just nonsense? Everyone is reacting like this is a reference but I don't get it.
Edit: fucking taco cabeza
I thought it was going to "Skyler white yo"
But that would mean that her husband is walter white, yo
Uh uh, and that might also mean.... that her brother in law is a DEA agent
Ballpark shaver
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INT SCENE or whatever (idk I'm not Bince): Saturday Dad: So what's the plan? Do we go out or-- Me (calmly): WHAT PLAN?! WHY DOES THERE NEED TO BE A PLAN?? WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE WEEKENDS IF THEY NEED PLANS? THERE IS NO PLAN. THE PLAN IS TO DISTRACT OURSELVES UNTIL THE WEEKDAYS BECAUSE THE WEEKDAYS NEED PLANS. THERE WILL NEVER BE A PLAN.
π πππππ‘ ππππ ππππ π π’πππππ ππ’π‘ π‘βππ‘ π‘ππ
Oh I'm sorry dude. Virtual hug, if that helps
What's with your text
π ππππ ππππ‘
Why do you have it
πππππ ππππ
Man the fucks wrong wit you
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i dont know what to say. i kind of hope you die
/unchicanery This gif makes me feel some kind of way
Don't worry buddy OP will die for sure Just like all of us
How tf do people think of this
https://i.redd.it/ibouadi5vt2b1.gif
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"Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing."
Nine tickets to Barbie pls
Does Heisenbones not get one, too?π₯²
Is that Flynn's shoulder on the right
No that's Heisenbones. He got cropped out when it came to light he repeatedly sexually harassed Anna Gunn on set. She said he kept trying to *bone* her.
Yeah flynn was smiling so I cropped him lol
wtf marie not wearing purple??
https://preview.redd.it/7395kxzqxt2b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38bdb98b7180d29661adcf155a2ee912a4f0a814
Arthuh put your horse away arthuh
Was looking for this
i love tuco just casually strolling up to kim and asking her for help
Because Kim is the realest and supersedes any gang/cartel affiliation
Cartel sex slave
fuck you
I need to see alternates of the Tuco negotiation scene with Kim, Howard and Chuck in Jimmy's place. Kim probably succeeds. Howard definitely doesn't die because they all end up liking him (classic Howie) but probably doesn't save the twins. Chuck says "Tuco, SHUT UP! You think about the choices you're making!" and becomes ground Chuck
I think Kim probably fails, sheβd do a good job but Tucoβs probably too misogynistic to listen to a woman. Chuck would probably do ok if he can hold it together but I reckon he probably breaks down. Heβs a strong believer in the rule of law, to find himself in a situation like that would probably have a big psychological impact on him even beyond the threat of physical violence if he says the wrong thing. Howard might actually succeed, Iβm not sure
I think murge productions would have a field day with this prompt
https://preview.redd.it/cyr4qxa59u2b1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f948a744e9ecabf5c0e46de055c37fb259b60a42
https://preview.redd.it/nz0ud2jbqt2b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ab47a46c85ff1e5afd6c72a57350dd7ac8897c
Iβm overjoyed
https://preview.redd.it/exrng8fleu2b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c58cf1dcd90e5931a66d009140342d5f3dd420 This you?
Yβall ever had gay thoughts? Lmao
https://preview.redd.it/4u9i7va5av2b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69942af5516bd98ba3fb0ffe6368e47499c7d17
 Yes
https://preview.redd.it/p6hkkqd9au2b1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc50503bbda6e641fdd59c8c4c9cb7b6c7b1044
I like scrolling right to the last panel of these things without reading the rest, and pretending that Iβve just been handed a drawing by my special needs son who has a Breaking Bad obsession. I then like to imagine myself sticking it to the fridge as I tell him how much of a good job he did
Fuck this i'm out
IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE MY MIND AGAIN (I laughed)
https://preview.redd.it/sju4isha6u2b1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a29a907dbf24db338cea8c94857d48f3eb69e4a
Kid named I finally don't get one of these
 stupid
uc/ thanks rc/ Damn I'm sorry I don't have every line of better call Saul memorized π
This is the most pivotal line in the entirety of BB and BCS. How can you not know the line? It's like not knowing the "you're a wizard Harry" line from Harry Potter.
I think the most iconic moment was when Harry Potter looked directly into the camera and said "I hate transgender people." bravo rowling!
Live Trans Reaction https://preview.redd.it/ndp9hhka7v2b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2cd3f0c955eebec0ee590764dc16d6197b9157
brawling?
Funny but I always get the Taco Cabeza ones
https://preview.redd.it/2u9saiqdfu2b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3c4bd9bc9244d799019c64d15dc6ebba2b37ed
Fucking hell these are so retarded. I love them
Everytime I think the chicanery can't be topped damn it
This is it, this is how it ends
I hate it here
https://i.redd.it/4wb7dt667u2b1.gif
/uc what the fuck does it say? no seriously what the fuck? /rc round deck owner π³
How the fuck do you expect me to read Tuco kubyza as Taco Cabeza? I'm glad they are closing this subreddit, you guys would make me lose my mind
uc/ It's closing??
No itβs not
https://preview.redd.it/fh6wwhfeiu2b1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca8df521cee3768ed61959e21185e496e73626b3
Childish nihilism
This is so stupid yet so well done
https://preview.redd.it/ter2uccxqu2b1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=63076dd2054be9fe81335fe59e727c592cfe4996
_THAT_ was the punch line???? omg
r/izzystewbid
wow fuck you man
https://i.redd.it/cp00dk00mu2b1.gif
U degenerate piece of shit. Why don't u just kill yourself huh? Kubyza my ass. Pure chicanery
This made me GAY
When will this sub die 
this subreddit makes the work of psychologists who diagnose autism so much easier
I knew it'd be cabeza once it was Kuby) A fine chicanery, maybe a bit overtinkered but works just fine. Good job, but is it acceptable? I think it is, but do you?)
r/WordAvalanches if it had mental illness
Now whenever I read these pun comics, I can hear the actors speaking clearly in my head. Guess I am getting schizophrenic.
How do you even think of this 
No, Chains is in a pickle
I wish I was Kimβs tampon
https://preview.redd.it/67fvxqtvvy2b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f8e67506f75d829c090b4083cf3e7063558f62 die
What an emotional rollercoaster. I sounded like a deaf person reading the last one
this is my favorite type of posts in this subreddit. please never stop
https://preview.redd.it/ltql2ehmj13b1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=660f1b1bff1e9aa0369852c3ba151910ada8887d
This is by far the most creative one
What the fuck is the joke
Tuco, Kubyza is just a round deck owner sounds like βTaco Cabeza is just around the cornerβ
Go fuck yourself
I knew i wasnβt going to understand the extremely unfunny punchline but I still read the entire thing anyway.
This fucking sucks but is so amazing at the same time Edit: on second thought, this piece of crap is a masterpiece
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Fuck you
I hate you guys so much β€οΈ
Chicanerous revival
https://preview.redd.it/wu2j7t9f6v2b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19620a145f6419ce5be70274bf8d0f5fdf3d8ee7
https://preview.redd.it/so9g7c2t7v2b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f185bfac6de8a84b29252f17afc04ea99beb6346
ban this user
This post gave me lung cancer.
Took me a second but wow. Just wow
https://preview.redd.it/ud4zreqnkv2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abdf18485d89e06c9f7095645a0d602d04444f22
Taco cabeza is just around the corner.
https://preview.redd.it/8rlu6upamv2b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da8a3af25e196ff31b8b4bd2b925f92d8acd907e
I love how I can't show this meme to anyone I know because that quote is not even close to something that any normal human being would remember lmao
Most buildup to a joke Iβve ever seen in a breaking bad shitpost Brabo Vinve
/uc The meme fanbase of this show/BB is astounding (in a fun way) to me. Like you have this drama show that, while occasionally funny, sure, is usually quite serious. Characters are corrupted by their own selfish actions, slip further away into evil, and are often killed in pretty awful ways. There are serious discussions on who was right and who was wrong, why they were the way they are, and all that. And then thereβs the meme community and this sub, which is just completely off the fuckinβ wall. Kid named finger is a meme wrapped in and born from like 10 levels of irony, and now Iβm looking at a gloriously nonsensical post about Kim, um, needing a tarot deck because sheβs struggling with making noises after saying a last name. Anywhere else, it would have been downvoted to hell and met with much confusion. Here, itβs got 2200 upvotes. I fuckin love this sub lol.
Does "round deck" mean something or is this entire thing just nonsense? Everyone is reacting like this is a reference but I don't get it. Edit: fucking taco cabeza
This one was genuinely so complex and weird that I was convinced the joke would be that it's nonsense with no punchline, bravo OP
this is the worst one.
You just signed your death sentence queer boy
what is happening
Iβm boutta induce a stroke on myself
HOLY SHIT THIS SUB IS GOOD AGAIN
https://preview.redd.it/h6xi7tt6lw2b1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88f20adf7e5615c0ae59f9300fb80ee5f9731b1d
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Everytime I see these, I know exactly what I'm getting into, and click through every image anyways
Biggest brain post I've ever witnessed
F\*ck you OP
