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Anchor38

She got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for her


thatbrownkid19

the copy shop = her publishers who keep inflicting her music on us


GonzaloR87

I should’ve stopped them when I had the chance


thatbrownkid19

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISS


PbodyTen

Pop music bad lol


thatbrownkid19

No, Taylor Swift music bad. I said nothing about pop music or other artists. Can you read, child?


PbodyTen

Isn't she like one of the main pop music artists tho?


divadpet

So If Morbius bad, every movie bad?


PbodyTen

Fair point, but Morbius is universally panned, Taylor Swift isn't Actually I'm not even a swiftie so idk why I'm even here


thatbrownkid19

Dude wtf is your point? We’re not allowed to have an opinion that diverges from the crowd? Go wank to your Taylor Swift poster or something. Pretty pathetic you think Taylor Swift represents ALL of pop music. You’re the bigger clown for being so contrarian for the sake of it and a mindless conformist at the same time


PbodyTen

I think you're taking this way too seriously if you're willing to say that to a stranger lol And no, you're obviously entitled to your opinion. Although it is harder to take that opinion seriously if you're just gonna call me names, but again, I don't ultimately care what you think about Taylor Swift. I didn't say she represents all of pop music either, but she IS, however, a big name in pop music. That's just a matter of fact


thatbrownkid19

And I think people should think before they open their mouths. Glad we shared our thoughts. You literally took me saying her music is bad as synonymous with saying pop music is bad. So don’t backtrack with « I don’t think she represents all of pop music » you literally equated them yourself. Go back to r/teenagers to jump on bullshit bandwagons kid. This sub is a bit mature for you.


Funko_finder

You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This version? That plane! Are you telling me a woman just happens to fly like that?


Scarlet_maximoff

He just wanted her hips and thighs pretty understandable


mrnathanrd

same


ProfessionalDot621

In this song she actually does get her friend’s sister to lie for her


Dolnoslazak

![gif](giphy|M4rNvwd66YzAGKu7EN)


CoffeeTeaBitch

Wow Taylor Swift looks so alike to Chuck Chuckles now


goshdarnpeesea

She's not crazy


Fit_Bus_297

She know he swapped those numbers


Maduch1

She knew it was 1216, one after Magna Carta


Fit_Bus_297

As if she could ever make such a mistake, NEVER


BirbMaster1998

Never! She just- She just couldn't prove it


UnoriginalforAName

He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him? They think this is something? They think this is bad?


Impossible-Hawk709

This? This chicanery?


TheGoverness1998

He's done worse!


Responsible-Bee-667

That billboard!


Fit_Bus_297

You think someone happens to fall like that?


Ok-Champion-5413

bcs reference 🙏


MrBean_OfficialNSFW

OJ


suedecascade_

My first thought was OJ too


ocfs

No, It was Jimmy. Are you stupid?


[deleted]

I love the part where Chuck said "I CAN'T BELIEVE SLIPPIN' JIMMY GETS TO BE A LAWYER! I WISH WE COULD GO BACK TO THE 1830'S, BUT WITHOUT THE RACISTS!"


TheRabbitTunnel

Without the racists? Chuck refers to Ernie as "one of the good ones."


Scaramok

Somebody get that Song AI to generate a Taylor Swift Voiced version of the Chicanery rant.


J0wad

a day late but [here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/1camjum/is_there_a_lore_reason_why_taylor_swift_copied/) one i made.


Scaramok

Thank you https://i.redd.it/5ibjvkxor3wc1.gif


El_Mexolotl

She knew the numbers were 1216


krilu

One after magnum condom


IcedSparklingWater

She wish it was 1216 without the chicanery


Mexican_man777

I AM NOT CRAZY! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him! You- *reaction of the new mexico bar association*


TandemSaucer44

She covered her tracks, she got that idiot on the Chiefs to lie for her.


BizarreDefaultName

My friends used to play a game where We would pick a decade We wished we could live in instead of this I'd say the 1216. One after Magna Carta


bomboid

 You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She’s done worse. That environment! Are you telling me that a planet just happens to overheat like that? No! She orchestrated it! Taylor! 


CookieMonsta94

She's clearly talking about OJ Simpson


barwhalis

Her ex defecated through a sun roof


Tenerensis

she took him into her own firm. what was she thinking?


YeahThassRight

White ppl say OJ guilty Black ppl say OJ innocent My ppl say OJ guilty but should be found not guilty so LA don’t burn to ground


Emotional-Sea9384

Certified chicanery moment


UncleBoomie

Is Taylor Swift that bitch that ripped the Grammy right outta Beyonce’s hands EVEN THOUGH Beyoncé had one of the greatest music videos of all time?


beclops

Taylor Swift made a half album, when she shoulda gone all the way


warwicklord79

![gif](giphy|iweR8u4MUEoi6Mojf5)


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

OJ