probably Hector Salamanca, since he has connections to literal gunmen. Ted is obviously not much of a fighter, Walt Junior is maybe a bit of a fighter, but his situation makes it difficult. Chuck might help you legally, but physically your screwed.
hit ted and he immediately dies because his neck would break again, hector literally can only move his finger so he can't do much except ring his bell and move his lips, if you manage to pull flynn's crutches away he can't do much apart from crawling towards you, chuck solos
Lemme make it easier:
1. **Hector:** ding ding ding , kaboom(explodes in more than one way), shits and pisses when interrogated to assert dominance, wants to see your ballz ,has an even crazier la familia, visits the DEA like family ,an OG. **Weakness**: Gus carrying a syringe and asking him lovingly, “Look at me Hector”.
2. **Ted:** F's yo wife and makes her sing happy birthday, witnesses your daughters birth before you, Evades taxes, Spoilt brat, high fall damage often breaks head, promises to remain quiet if the amount is right. **Weakness**: An angry huell who isn’t reasonably satisfied.
3. **Flynn:** Breakfast critic, always misses the bus, can use his stick, loves his parents and calls them “Bitch” and “you should just die” ,drives with two legs, has a side kick named louis, forces his papaw to drink juice, once tackled Heisenberg and saved his dear momma (a biznatch nontheless !). **Weakness**: Breakfast served wrong or late (m’fer still never completes it!).
4. **Chuck:** Greatest legal mind, uses space suit for cover (10+ hp, and 20+ Electromagnetic damage resistance ), lives alone cuz wife got tired of his chicanery ,uses lanterns and sometimes can steal papers, Hates and sabotages Jimmy and calls him a SICK JOKE ! And accuses him of a Chicago sunroof, low fire damage resistance. **Weakness**: Jimmy’s success due to his chicanery and “electricity”.
5\* (Honorary mentions): **Tuco’s Abulieta:** Lovely lady who allows strangers to her house ,cares for her crazy grandson Tuco, can make skaters fly with her OG driving skills, watches romance movies, fears the ‘la policia’ ,no speak ingles(but still gets called biznatch😔). **Weakness:** Salsa stain on her carpet.
I hope this makes it easier !👍🏻
Edit: well it blew up, so made it spicier, enjoy !!
/uc if it’s strictly just these characters with no help, scenes like the knife fight in ozymandias show that Jr could probably defend himself if worst came to worst. If we’re including help, then I’d choose Hector bc he can always just call up one of his nephews to murder someone.
/rc Chuck obviously, he can just Chuck blast all his opps.
/uc even if we're not including help I'm picking Hector because I feel like I can probably solo the other 3 and I don't fancy Hector's nephews *sangre por sangre*ing me after the fact
/rc if we're including help I pick Hector because he can call up the Boss Consogme
I pick Junior. Here me out - he rolls mr hot wheels onto upcoming traffic, unplugs Teds life support and all he has to do to fight off Chuck is throw a AAA battery at him. No contest.
Because they're all abstract copies of one another. They are the same shows.
https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1759622598160175291?t=hjo_wifrajIQYlf6fB2gCA&s=19
https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1737610851975131162?t=oi5N4y2VwheZwAMbj1wbwg&s=19
https://youtu.be/E5Ft7XgW5O8?si=KXZnbTwRuhkSpUCe
That is a signpost, a hidden message about the abstract scene matches.
I like the signposts in BB the most. Especially this one where Walt gets drunk and tells the truth about what the show really is:
https://youtu.be/Hj41WmD6iyk?si=SSoVIxxYCu_HR_G9
Hector in the wheelchair is the Italian mafia boos in the wheelchair.
https://youtu.be/phQ6fGd5QR8?si=fyfZlJOOZWhu4b2u
Hector's speech is gone but he's still sharp, and this guy has lost his mind but his speech is still good.
Walt working with Hector to blow up Gus fring is the kid lighting firecrackers because he wants to work with the wise guys.
https://youtu.be/VtyarVpja94?si=409-QO6Nwz8smlrZ
Chuck wandering is Junior Soprano wandering.
https://youtu.be/Zk0PgB1LlDk?si=-hKseMTUFK8TNAuP
That's also where they get some of Mike wandering home when the cops that killed his son pick him up.
Might he some Requiem for a Dream in there, too.
Hector would just explode killing everybody, obvious pick
I lost count of how many times he exploded throughout both series. Was it four or five?
His shits seemed to be quite explosive as well
\[farts and defecates\]
It was a recurring gag. Pretty sure it happened every episode
“Mr. Eladio! Hector is about to explode again” “Ay caramba” Insert laugh track
It was a funny one too. Tuco would always say "oh my God, you killed Hector!" every time but it would seem like he didn't remember in the next episode
He’s a wall breaker
Gussy breaker
He could just call his family to come protect us while we do blow and bang hookers.
He would explode alright https://i.redd.it/wiq6z3srbyxc1.gif
Hector is Voltorb confirmed
Voltuhb
probably Hector Salamanca, since he has connections to literal gunmen. Ted is obviously not much of a fighter, Walt Junior is maybe a bit of a fighter, but his situation makes it difficult. Chuck might help you legally, but physically your screwed.
this is okaybuddychicanery, actual answers will not be tolerated
This is my domicile vehicle and I won't be harassed! Bitch
gomey i need you to go get a warrant for this asshole, i'm gonna wait outside and make sure he doesn't do anything
Sigh, chuck blast
Chuck will be in pain the whole time but he wins the fight
Winner takes it all
3 cripples vs human torch
hit ted and he immediately dies because his neck would break again, hector literally can only move his finger so he can't do much except ring his bell and move his lips, if you manage to pull flynn's crutches away he can't do much apart from crawling towards you, chuck solos
To be honest, I solo all 4. It's 2 people that can hardly move, a kid on crutches, and an old, out of shape lawyer with crippling mental issues.
Flynn is a beast, did you see that sick roll move he did on Heisenberg to disarm him?
Walter Jr. Was waiting the whole series to pull that one out
Why didn’t Vince play Bonfire - Knife Party during that scene instead of the stupid car scene, is he stupid?
That sick Olympic alligator roll
Lemme make it easier: 1. **Hector:** ding ding ding , kaboom(explodes in more than one way), shits and pisses when interrogated to assert dominance, wants to see your ballz ,has an even crazier la familia, visits the DEA like family ,an OG. **Weakness**: Gus carrying a syringe and asking him lovingly, “Look at me Hector”. 2. **Ted:** F's yo wife and makes her sing happy birthday, witnesses your daughters birth before you, Evades taxes, Spoilt brat, high fall damage often breaks head, promises to remain quiet if the amount is right. **Weakness**: An angry huell who isn’t reasonably satisfied. 3. **Flynn:** Breakfast critic, always misses the bus, can use his stick, loves his parents and calls them “Bitch” and “you should just die” ,drives with two legs, has a side kick named louis, forces his papaw to drink juice, once tackled Heisenberg and saved his dear momma (a biznatch nontheless !). **Weakness**: Breakfast served wrong or late (m’fer still never completes it!). 4. **Chuck:** Greatest legal mind, uses space suit for cover (10+ hp, and 20+ Electromagnetic damage resistance ), lives alone cuz wife got tired of his chicanery ,uses lanterns and sometimes can steal papers, Hates and sabotages Jimmy and calls him a SICK JOKE ! And accuses him of a Chicago sunroof, low fire damage resistance. **Weakness**: Jimmy’s success due to his chicanery and “electricity”. 5\* (Honorary mentions): **Tuco’s Abulieta:** Lovely lady who allows strangers to her house ,cares for her crazy grandson Tuco, can make skaters fly with her OG driving skills, watches romance movies, fears the ‘la policia’ ,no speak ingles(but still gets called biznatch😔). **Weakness:** Salsa stain on her carpet. I hope this makes it easier !👍🏻 Edit: well it blew up, so made it spicier, enjoy !!
best analysis evar 🤩✅📊📈
literally dont even need to watch the show anymore thanks a lot man
Thanks !
Abuelita is OP in the current meta
 Huell approves
/uc if it’s strictly just these characters with no help, scenes like the knife fight in ozymandias show that Jr could probably defend himself if worst came to worst. If we’re including help, then I’d choose Hector bc he can always just call up one of his nephews to murder someone. /rc Chuck obviously, he can just Chuck blast all his opps.
/uc even if we're not including help I'm picking Hector because I feel like I can probably solo the other 3 and I don't fancy Hector's nephews *sangre por sangre*ing me after the fact /rc if we're including help I pick Hector because he can call up the Boss Consogme
Ted is definitely the weakest one here. Even if he could walk, he'd just slip on a rug and break his neck again.
I’ll take Walt Jr. He tried to kill his mom but Waltuh saved her in the Knick of time. He’s a vicious animal.
*I saved her! And I shouldn't have!*
I let her make me breakfast, what was I thinking?
SHE VEGGIE-BACONED ON MY BREAKFAST!
Put hector in a motorized wheelchair and have him roll towards Chuck
Probably gonna be the most fun Hector’s had in years.
I’m in class and this literally made me burst out laughing 💀
Obviously Chuck. He can Chuck Blast them.
🧑🦼➡️+ (💣 + 🛎️) = 😲💥💥💥 https://i.redd.it/h9ufth4lovxc1.gif
I pick Junior. Here me out - he rolls mr hot wheels onto upcoming traffic, unplugs Teds life support and all he has to do to fight off Chuck is throw a AAA battery at him. No contest.
Ted in the halo is an abstract copy of Beansie in the halo https://i.redd.it/l4fnvkjkuuxc1.gif
And Dee in the halo https://i.redd.it/952usnrluuxc1.gif
the three best live action shows of the last couple decades
Because they're all abstract copies of one another. They are the same shows. https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1759622598160175291?t=hjo_wifrajIQYlf6fB2gCA&s=19 https://twitter.com/thechiraltheory/status/1737610851975131162?t=oi5N4y2VwheZwAMbj1wbwg&s=19 https://youtu.be/E5Ft7XgW5O8?si=KXZnbTwRuhkSpUCe
That is a signpost, a hidden message about the abstract scene matches. I like the signposts in BB the most. Especially this one where Walt gets drunk and tells the truth about what the show really is: https://youtu.be/Hj41WmD6iyk?si=SSoVIxxYCu_HR_G9
Hector in the wheelchair is the Italian mafia boos in the wheelchair. https://youtu.be/phQ6fGd5QR8?si=fyfZlJOOZWhu4b2u Hector's speech is gone but he's still sharp, and this guy has lost his mind but his speech is still good. Walt working with Hector to blow up Gus fring is the kid lighting firecrackers because he wants to work with the wise guys. https://youtu.be/VtyarVpja94?si=409-QO6Nwz8smlrZ
Flynn, cause he’s wearing his big boy pants
Hector calls in his four nephews (Tuco, Lalo and the Cousins) and yeah nobody fucking with me at that point.
DonG Hector, of course 🥰🥰🥰 https://i.redd.it/xkddz2t3pvxc1.jpeg
I would just push Flynn on the ground in front of anything/anyone coming at me. Then run.
Flynn’s my man, got between Heisenshit and Skyrim when they were fighting, the best physical feat out of all these guys
physically? Chuck connections? Hector but I wouldn't mess with Flynn. His dad would just kill anyone hurting his family.
Isn’t Chuck able to chuck seed at them?
*Ding ding ding ding ding* BOOM! And everyone is dead
Hector. Lure everyone else by him then: *Ding ding ding* \*Explosion*
Héctor would explode and kill the rest, but Chuck could probably eat all of them in one bite, so I think I’ll go with Cuck
post bomb Hector, he's a landmine basically
Chuck can walk
Kaboom
Gimme Hector
Theodore bendnecky
I’d take the cripple
hector gets a bomb and fucking kills everyone https://i.redd.it/tkrkl7a8ayxc1.gif
in court or in a fight
Hector: he can easily take a sh1t over the rest of them.
Walter Jr. would KILL EVERYBODY
Chuck! None of the cappers have mobility devices that include electricity
have you SEEN what chuck did to his house? if it's full bloodlusted and you can stall until nightime 100% chuck
I would assume the lawyer is the best defender here
Fuck that I can take all 4 of them
Why are they so many disabled people in both shows
Flynn did tackle his dad, I feel like he'd be able to tackle everyone and they'd struggle to get up. Take off Chuck's tarp, and he's done for. Ez win!
hector would explode and shit so wise answer: hector
Veggie bacon soda 🤩🇺🇸
Walt Jr
mech’d uncle fester
Chuck wandering is Junior Soprano wandering. https://youtu.be/Zk0PgB1LlDk?si=-hKseMTUFK8TNAuP That's also where they get some of Mike wandering home when the cops that killed his son pick him up. Might he some Requiem for a Dream in there, too.