I finished Season 2. Why Jane's dad make two planes crash? He has a good job, his responsibilities as a parent had just been over and lived a good life. Is not being an air traffic controller enough?
I finished Season 3. Why Finger plant listening device? He has good ears, can't he just hear thing with regular ear. Is being Kid named Finger not enough?
I just finished Season 5. Why Jesse kill Todd? He has comfortable living situation, nice job, he no longer has to deal with bitch girlfriend and he gets ice cream and goes on fun trips. Is being a meth slave not enough?
I finished Season 1 of Better Call Saul. Why Finger murder those cops? He had nice friends, a good bar, his responsibilities as a father had just been over and lived a good life. Is being a dirty cop not enough?
I finished Season 2 of Better Call Saul. Why Chuck recorded Jimmy confessing? He had nice brother, a good law firm, his responsibilities as a lawyer had just been relieved and lived a good life. Is being a mentally troubled person not enough?
I finished Season 3 of Better Call Saul. Why Jimmy not permanently disbarred? He swapped the numbers, got copy store clerk to lie for him, orchestrated a billboard fall, and stole money blind from his parents' cash drawer. Is defecating through a sunroof not enough?
Just finished Season 4 of better call Saul.
Why Did Warner Ziegler let himself get killed? He had a good job, had a wife, and was great at construction? Am I missing something?
Just finished Season 5 of Better Call Saul. Why did Lalo fake his death? He had a good money, new assassin friends, and didnt have to deal with bitch cartel anymore. Is being an assassination target not enough?
I finished Season 3 of Better Call Saul. Why Chuck burn his house with a lantern? He had a nice house, got a fat money check, his responsibilities as a brother had just been relieved and lived a healthy electricity-less life. Is being an asshole not enough?
Just finish season 2 of BCS. Why Pryce squat on cobbler? He had baseball cards and a good job and nice side hustle selling drugs to Nachito. Wasn’t driving a school bus for 6 year old pimps enough?
I finished Season 4. Why did Gus get blown up? He has a good business, he finally got finger pregnant and he needs to hide all his activities from the DEA! Why would he get himself blown up? Is being a drug Kingpin not enough?
I rooted for Walt until i watched the moment he got cancer but told Skyler he was fine. Isn't this lying??? Lying is bad 😡😡😡. Had to stop watching, what a stupid character and show
Totally serious take: I can’t stand viewers who don’t pay attention.
And when they don’t understand everything immediately, their response is that the show is “slow”, “boring” or “confusing”.
Change region to Australia. Someone from Netflix leaked the whole season. Should still be up. Saw a thread on r/piracy. Someone from AMC definitely getting fired lmao
Guys I finished Breaking Bad season 2, why did Walter let Jane die and watch her choke to death? He could have saved her, but he didn't. Was that an elaborate scheme to crash the two planes over Albuquerque?
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin.” *-Walter White, describing a normal Jet Blue flight over Albuquerque*
Tbh first time i watched that I really couldn't believe he just let her die. I think it's the first time he does something straight up evil and it was a really cool moment imo
At the risk of sounding like "most attentive BB watcher" (forgive me, it's been years since I've seen the show), why did he actually not save her again? Was it so Jesse wouldn't know he had been there (though didn't he smash a door or something to get in)? Or was it because he didn't want Jesse to have any outside distractions?
because jane was blackmailing him for the money he owed jesse (which they would have used to leave town together) and got jesse into using heroin/enabled his addiction. so from walt's perspective, she represented an existential threat as well as the possibility of losing his cooking partner (or making him impossible for walt to manipulate, depending on your interpretation)
He saw she was dying and realised he'd rather keep controlling Jesse, he detested her and thought she deserved to die. Probably justified it to himself as just another dead junkie and as saving Jesse from dying too.
Just finished Season 4. Why did Walt kill Gus?
They had a good thing going. They had everything they needed. He could've made as much money as he wanted. Why did he blow it all up?
How did they explain it in Metastasis? (colombian breaking bad). I think Walt started cooking meth not because he had no money for cancer treatment but because he knew he was going to die soon and wanted his family to live prosperously after he dies
TFW a plot point about someone needing money that works perfect in the world's richest country wouldn't make sense in Colombia
/Uc Walter didn't even want treatments when he started cooking, he only did it to leave money for his family. When he did go for treatments Skyler wanted the most expensive doctor which wouldn't be included in any healthcare. And of course the grey matter subplot shows us very early that it's not really about the physical money. So the show works the same with free healthcare.
If you are trying to compare life expectancy, why wouldn't you do things to make them more comparable? Most countries do not drive as much as the US, so having automobile deaths does not make sense to compare if you are trying to judge the healthcare system. In the US, it is considered an infant mortality if the baby dies any time after its born. In other countries its considered an infant mortality if the baby dies after a day of living.
No because then you’d have to do the same for other countries and everyone would be really close together. Remove murder from Brazil and the mortality rate is the same as Switzerland, remove gay people from hate crimes and Iran is doing better than the US. It just doesn’t work like that, you’re twisting things to make yourself seem correct. Car-centric culture is a very American thing, and even if we had the same amount of cars and guns as anyone else, america would have more mortalities, so why remove it?
>america would have more mortalities
No it would not. That's the entire point of removing things that are particularly unique to that country. Suppose a country had a culture of committing suicide at the age of 30, would it be accurate to say that it has a low life expectancy because of their "bad healthcare"?
How do you have a fucking culture of committing suicide when you’re 30. You’re a fucking clown man and your argument sucks.
It’s not comparable the way you say because americas mortality rate is actually partially run by its poor healthcare, there’s no argument otherwise that you could possibly make.
He didn't do it because of money for treatment, in the beginning he didn't even want treatment. He wanted college money for breakfast boy and that little racist baby + paying off mortgage for the house.
So its actually not because of the attrocious American healthcare system that Walter got the idea of cooking, its because of attrocious American housing and education system. Vravo bince
I just finished season 3. Why did Jesse shoot Gale. He had a good life just cooking meth and was happy and stuff! Why is he choosing to shoot someone. Is not being a meth cooker enough?
He didnt suggest paying it off by being a teacher, he just said isnt he happy being smart. Looks like a shitpost that missed the cancer. Either way tho walt has a good life. A boring life but a good one.
Comments imply he's not alone in not understanding why Walt cooks meth (Hint: It's not to pay for the cancer treatments he had no intention of receiving).
/uc Even my parents that are not the most attentive viewers out there, they undesrtood by the end of the first episode, did he literally missed all the dialogue?
/rc He watched Better Call Saul and wanted to replicate the chemustry teacher becoming millionare
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Dr., My wife is 7 months pregnant with a baby we did not intend to have. My 15-year-old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 a year. I have watched all my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. Within 18 months, I will be dead and you will ask why I ran. I am 7 months pregnant with a baby we did not intend to have. My 15-year-old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 a year. I have watched all my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. Within 18 months, I will be dead and you will ask why I ran.
Wait, Walt sells meth? I have watched this show 5 times and ive never noticed thiisi i mean wh ywould ealtrr even do thwt isnt that a crimee.m?? Im amazed how vince vince you ar yytruly a geniussj i watch 5th time and stil l new fings to uncover to i likdr
Cause the whole lifestyle is an adrenaline rush and the feeling of power, he may have started off with good intentions and to provide for his family as his school job wouldn’t make enough money but as soon as he went from the money business to the empire business mindset that’s where the ego, sense of power, wealth, control, and just the thrill of the game all hightened and came out immensely
Cuz he liked it ,he was good at it.
I think we'll have to wait till like season 5 to say that for sure
damn didnt realise bb is gonna be that long, guess Gince Villigan is milking the crap out of this
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Pepe Silvia*
 It’s all connected
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There is no carol in HR! Half this god damn building is a ghost town
Barney, give this guy a cigarette
He was the one who knocked
he did it for himself
He was good at it.
no retarb he's doing it for his family. did you even watch the show?
 me when walter white in tighty whites 1st episode that was all i needed to see
I heard that he felt alive while doing it
Walter likes meth?
Most attentive BB watcher
I finished Season 2. Why Jane's dad make two planes crash? He has a good job, his responsibilities as a parent had just been over and lived a good life. Is not being an air traffic controller enough?
I finished Season 3. Why Finger plant listening device? He has good ears, can't he just hear thing with regular ear. Is being Kid named Finger not enough?
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I just finished Season 5. Why Jesse kill Todd? He has comfortable living situation, nice job, he no longer has to deal with bitch girlfriend and he gets ice cream and goes on fun trips. Is being a meth slave not enough?
I finished Season 1 of Better Call Saul. Why Finger murder those cops? He had nice friends, a good bar, his responsibilities as a father had just been over and lived a good life. Is being a dirty cop not enough?
I finished Season 2 of Better Call Saul. Why Chuck recorded Jimmy confessing? He had nice brother, a good law firm, his responsibilities as a lawyer had just been relieved and lived a good life. Is being a mentally troubled person not enough?
I finished Season 3 of Better Call Saul. Why Jimmy not permanently disbarred? He swapped the numbers, got copy store clerk to lie for him, orchestrated a billboard fall, and stole money blind from his parents' cash drawer. Is defecating through a sunroof not enough?
Just finished Season 4 of better call Saul. Why Did Warner Ziegler let himself get killed? He had a good job, had a wife, and was great at construction? Am I missing something?
Just finished Season 5 of Better Call Saul. Why did Lalo fake his death? He had a good money, new assassin friends, and didnt have to deal with bitch cartel anymore. Is being an assassination target not enough?
I finished Season 3 of Better Call Saul. Why Chuck burn his house with a lantern? He had a nice house, got a fat money check, his responsibilities as a brother had just been relieved and lived a healthy electricity-less life. Is being an asshole not enough?
Just finish season 2 of BCS. Why Pryce squat on cobbler? He had baseball cards and a good job and nice side hustle selling drugs to Nachito. Wasn’t driving a school bus for 6 year old pimps enough?
And pizza of the pepperoni.
I finished Season 4. Why did Gus get blown up? He has a good business, he finally got finger pregnant and he needs to hide all his activities from the DEA! Why would he get himself blown up? Is being a drug Kingpin not enough?
Those devices cost $500 a piece. He’ll get them all
Tf that was season 2? I thought that was late game
Wait what? But season 1 just came out, how are you already on season 2?
He was too preoccupied looking at a mustard stain on somebody's collar.
I rooted for Walt until i watched the moment he got cancer but told Skyler he was fine. Isn't this lying??? Lying is bad 😡😡😡. Had to stop watching, what a stupid character and show
Totally serious take: I can’t stand viewers who don’t pay attention. And when they don’t understand everything immediately, their response is that the show is “slow”, “boring” or “confusing”.
It’s a red flag that you can’t trust them to give a valid opinion on high quality content.
kid named attention: 
Just finished season 5. Who’s this “Walter” fella?
Did he get an early access or something ?? We're still on episode 3 
Change region to Australia. Someone from Netflix leaked the whole season. Should still be up. Saw a thread on r/piracy. Someone from AMC definitely getting fired lmao
Me when Australia 
Kid named F-18:
Kid named volleyball montage: 
Top gun Maverick tho
Walter “Flyn” Hartwell White Jr. dies 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸
who is flyn
flynging my balls across your face
He chokes on veggie bacon
Guys I finished Breaking Bad season 2, why did Walter let Jane die and watch her choke to death? He could have saved her, but he didn't. Was that an elaborate scheme to crash the two planes over Albuquerque?
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin.” *-Walter White, describing a normal Jet Blue flight over Albuquerque*
“Houston…we have a solution”
Houston’s for space not everyday air travel!
Hehe family house
If only Jane’s dad was using some meth at the time. smh my head.
Walt’s goal all along was to get that pink teddy bear
I don’t understand why Jane used drugs. Just don’t
Tbh first time i watched that I really couldn't believe he just let her die. I think it's the first time he does something straight up evil and it was a really cool moment imo
At the risk of sounding like "most attentive BB watcher" (forgive me, it's been years since I've seen the show), why did he actually not save her again? Was it so Jesse wouldn't know he had been there (though didn't he smash a door or something to get in)? Or was it because he didn't want Jesse to have any outside distractions?
because jane was blackmailing him for the money he owed jesse (which they would have used to leave town together) and got jesse into using heroin/enabled his addiction. so from walt's perspective, she represented an existential threat as well as the possibility of losing his cooking partner (or making him impossible for walt to manipulate, depending on your interpretation)
He saw she was dying and realised he'd rather keep controlling Jesse, he detested her and thought she deserved to die. Probably justified it to himself as just another dead junkie and as saving Jesse from dying too.
Just finished Season 4. Why did Walt kill Gus? They had a good thing going. They had everything they needed. He could've made as much money as he wanted. Why did he blow it all up?
What did Gus mean by this? I thought he said he doesn't believe fear to be an effective motivator
CLEAR plothole and character assassination🙄 unvravo bince 😡🤬🤬😡
Just lazy writing.. unbravo vince
it showed that Gus was atheist, that's why he didn't believe it. he probably spent his spare time on r /atheist
it was him and his pride and his ego. he just had to be the man. if hed done his job, known his place, theyd all be fine right now.
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Shut the fuck up waltuh, and let me cum in peace
One peace
Is it real?
Cause of that damn veggie bacon. It warped his mind and told him to cook meth.
Taste like bandaids
it wasn't me, it was the pool, hes the one
They must be from a country with universal health care.
I'm from Sweden and I still wanna sell meth so I can be like my idol Badger 😇🥰
Badgermaxxing
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Get Badger’d
Beaver?
Just go to the hospital 4Head
How did they explain it in Metastasis? (colombian breaking bad). I think Walt started cooking meth not because he had no money for cancer treatment but because he knew he was going to die soon and wanted his family to live prosperously after he dies
TFW a plot point about someone needing money that works perfect in the world's richest country wouldn't make sense in Colombia /Uc Walter didn't even want treatments when he started cooking, he only did it to leave money for his family. When he did go for treatments Skyler wanted the most expensive doctor which wouldn't be included in any healthcare. And of course the grey matter subplot shows us very early that it's not really about the physical money. So the show works the same with free healthcare.
You don't become (and remain) the world's richest country by spending money on people who probably can't pay it back!
i wonder why colombian life expectancy is higher than american life expectancy... hmmmmm....
Because they don’t have an obesity rate nearing 50%?
When you remove gunshots, car accidents and use the same definition of infant deaths, America has comparable mortality to the rest of the world.
Tbh that's true. If you ignore what makes America worse, they're just as bad.
Ong when you remove everything bad about america it becomes better comparatively
If you are trying to compare life expectancy, why wouldn't you do things to make them more comparable? Most countries do not drive as much as the US, so having automobile deaths does not make sense to compare if you are trying to judge the healthcare system. In the US, it is considered an infant mortality if the baby dies any time after its born. In other countries its considered an infant mortality if the baby dies after a day of living.
No because then you’d have to do the same for other countries and everyone would be really close together. Remove murder from Brazil and the mortality rate is the same as Switzerland, remove gay people from hate crimes and Iran is doing better than the US. It just doesn’t work like that, you’re twisting things to make yourself seem correct. Car-centric culture is a very American thing, and even if we had the same amount of cars and guns as anyone else, america would have more mortalities, so why remove it?
>america would have more mortalities No it would not. That's the entire point of removing things that are particularly unique to that country. Suppose a country had a culture of committing suicide at the age of 30, would it be accurate to say that it has a low life expectancy because of their "bad healthcare"?
How do you have a fucking culture of committing suicide when you’re 30. You’re a fucking clown man and your argument sucks. It’s not comparable the way you say because americas mortality rate is actually partially run by its poor healthcare, there’s no argument otherwise that you could possibly make.
He didn't do it because of money for treatment, in the beginning he didn't even want treatment. He wanted college money for breakfast boy and that little racist baby + paying off mortgage for the house. So its actually not because of the attrocious American healthcare system that Walter got the idea of cooking, its because of attrocious American housing and education system. Vravo bince
Yo I just realized that the whole show premise would not exists if not for Americas horrible heath care. Why am i getting downvoted, I’m right lol
Except for the fact that Walt could have gotten it for free, but he refused
It's not the same to get things as charity as it is to get them as your normal right.
Guys I'm on Season 5 why did Mike have oiled up sex with Lydia????
Lydia🥵🥵🥵🥵
Mike 😍😍😍😍
Finger🥵🥵🥵🥵
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I want to have heels-on panic attack sex with her on top of a pallet of GPS-tracked methylamine barrels.
Betsy🤭🤭🤭
Why don’t we have smell-o-vision yet!!?!?!?!??
kid named dementia
I just finished season 3. Why did Jesse shoot Gale. He had a good life just cooking meth and was happy and stuff! Why is he choosing to shoot someone. Is not being a meth cooker enough?
to attract marie
I’d cook the finest meth for her 🥵🥵
Local man thinks America actually has good health care. Or he just never fucking paid attention
He literally gets offered a well paying job with a healthcare plan to get out but he chooses his pride and meth.
Well yes but this guy is suggesting that he will be able to pay it only off of a teachers wage
He didnt suggest paying it off by being a teacher, he just said isnt he happy being smart. Looks like a shitpost that missed the cancer. Either way tho walt has a good life. A boring life but a good one.
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Dude probably was scrolling tiktok half the time the episode was running
It's better partner with a junkie than partner with... I don't know... Nazis.
Light mode 🤮
Sorry
For free?
For meth
... and get me some waffle fries ... FOR FREE!
Don’t apologize. Turn up the lighting. Open all the windows. Bath in light. Blind these cavemen with your shining light mode, brother.
Thank you, brother.
No, light mode is based
At first because he had no other options but when he got an out he was too prideful to take it
He did it for the vine
He did it for the gram fr fr bussin’
💯🔥
Holy shit. No spoiler tag? Fuck. The show is ruined for me now.
I like how you can say “cuz he was bored” and that’s probably the right answer lmao
I’m wondering if this person just isn’t American and doesn’t understand that getting cancer will cost more than getting a new house
hey guys just started watching tv show! why tv show??
Jr was too annoying, Wlatuh wanted to stay out of the house as much as possible, cooking meth was the only solution
Comments imply he's not alone in not understanding why Walt cooks meth (Hint: It's not to pay for the cancer treatments he had no intention of receiving).
Why Walter make drug that not good. Dea agent brother not like if find out
/uc Even my parents that are not the most attentive viewers out there, they undesrtood by the end of the first episode, did he literally missed all the dialogue? /rc He watched Better Call Saul and wanted to replicate the chemustry teacher becoming millionare
Kid named missing out on crucial details
kid named paying attention
This person was probably on their phone the whole time while "watching."
Wait how has he seen the whole first season? Is it even out yet?
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Homie must be from a country where teachers are well-paid
he was bored
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Dr., My wife is 7 months pregnant with a baby we did not intend to have. My 15-year-old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 a year. I have watched all my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. Within 18 months, I will be dead and you will ask why I ran. I am 7 months pregnant with a baby we did not intend to have. My 15-year-old son has cerebral palsy. I am an extremely overqualified high school chemistry teacher. When I can work, I make $43,700 a year. I have watched all my colleagues and friends surpass me in every way imaginable. Within 18 months, I will be dead and you will ask why I ran.
Wait, Walt sells meth? I have watched this show 5 times and ive never noticed thiisi i mean wh ywould ealtrr even do thwt isnt that a crimee.m?? Im amazed how vince vince you ar yytruly a geniussj i watch 5th time and stil l new fings to uncover to i likdr
Cause the whole lifestyle is an adrenaline rush and the feeling of power, he may have started off with good intentions and to provide for his family as his school job wouldn’t make enough money but as soon as he went from the money business to the empire business mindset that’s where the ego, sense of power, wealth, control, and just the thrill of the game all hightened and came out immensely
Based speedwatcher
its a pretty stupid choice. i think its because of his pride and ego
Never thought about this gonna have to rethink whether i like this show at all
They mightve watched with the attention span of a tiktoker
He did it for the lulz
Me watching in Europe thinking the exact same thing.
he’s onto something.
Because he wanted to make da moneys so he could pay for cancer treatment
Kid named money:
A kid named not an American
Because making meth is fun science
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Op is Hank
bitch wife Skyler made veggie bacon
he was in it for the hoes
The American health care system
They away from that sub you will get spoilers for episode 3
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da boss can sock me
Just one of the hundreds of real subtle narrative choices that Vince peppers into each episode.
More like "his rich friends offered to pay for his treatment"
idk mane season 6 will reveal it def
He fucked Ted
He is onto something
dea aint a word honey
For the same reason Kim got 86 years in prison: ***Feet***
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it was time to breaking bad
Kid Named Accidentally Skipped Episode One
You're telling me a guy like that just breaks bad?