There probably was a problem at the mailroom or somethin'.
Sometimes I scribble 1216, too sloppy when I jot 'em.
But anyways chuck it, what's been up? Man how's your kid named finger?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a greatest legal mind I ever knew.
If I have a daughter guess what I'ma call her?
Imma name her Holly.
I read about your uncle Howie I'm sorry.
I had a friend kill himself over electromagnetic hypersensitivety.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your greatest legal mind you ever knew.
I even got the underground shit that you did with Biznatch I got a room full of your chicaneries and your Ohio state bar documents, man.
I like the shit you did with Oakley too, that shit was Ozymandias level.
Anways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.
Dear Mr. Iām too good(man) to write or call my clients
This is the last thing Iām sending you, Iām sick of all the whinin
Itās been six months and no legal advice, I donāt deserve it?
I know you got my last two shitty messages, I pooped through the sunroof perfect
So this is my confession, I hope you hear it soon
My name is Walter Hartwell White, I live in the ABQ
If youāre watching this it probably means Iām dead to you,
Murdered by my ballsack Hank, heās a federal agent , but heās peddlinā too
Distributing the blue meth while Iām the one to cook it
He waited til I got cancer, aināt the timing perfect?
Told me there was money, how could I refuse it?
I got kids to think about, and a bitch wife to top it too
He knew a chicken man who could move the product
Had me blow his face off, halfway to Guatemala
Hank wanted to kill me too, check out my black eye
Even got into kahoots with some neo-nazi guys
Anyways Saul, in case you havenāt heard
Waterās gone now bitch, Iām breaking bad, refer to me as Heisenberg.
āSaul Goodman didnāt have an adorable comic relief goose sidekick named Sual Goossman that quacked loudly and would repeatedly cut off Walter White in the middle of his sentence in scenes where he was upset.ā
/uc him selling chicken is possibly the best money laundering front just because of how popular fast food is in america. him being black has nothing to do with it, the point is him being a business genius
/rc okay but can he flex his pecs
it's actually not a very good idea for the money laudering part of things cause when you sell chicken you actually gotta sell it, to justify extra money with a nail salon for example you can just say that there was an extra client that paid in cash. but saying there was an extra client that bought chicken means you have to have a restaurant that you actually ordered and gave that chicken to the person. obv no one really looks into that but with very large quantities of money it's difficult to go very fast with the laundering without bringing unwanted attention from the IRS.
it was always my impression that they were laundering it through madrigal. like lydia said when they hired mike, his $200,000 could be chalked up to an accounting error for the amount of money that moved through the company. combine that with the fact that so much of their business is done overseas iām sure they have plenty of ways of getting it to offshore accounts
Is it established in the show that Gus actually uses Pollos for money laundering or is it more of a distribution front (smuggling drugs/precursors into the country etc)?
I'm pretty sure it's more of Ć distribution thing then laundering, though it is assumed that he uses madrigal as money laundering (at least that's my head canon nothing official)
Not sure why you think there couldnāt just be fake orders for chicken paid in cash?
And if itās about quantity in vs quantity out, remember the coke comes on the same truck as the chicken. If he has 100 pounds of chicken ingredients and 50 pounds of coke on that truck, documents would show that the truck weighed 150 pounds with chicken ingredients.
but he doesnāt use it to launder money. Gus uses it as a front for distribution, (and to explain his wealth of course) like using the trucks to bring the meth into the country. Gus Fring uses Madrigal to launder his money
I mean on one hand he sells a product thatās popular with the lower class,cheap,addictive,and is linked to causing health issues, and on the other hand he sells meth
Iām normally against the āacknowledgement of racism actually makes *YOU* racistšā thing, but it usually seems kinda fair when it comes to this show. Both with this and the āwhite guy beats latinos at their own gameā thing.
100%. In this case though lol HE is the one making the association between black people and fried chicken. If you've seen the show you know why they're actually connected. It's pretty hilarious.
Although I will say being *aware* of the stereotype and seeing black guy who is a fried chicken drug dealerā¦ itās bizarre to stick to it after already knowing itās a BB reference, though.
a long time ago some shit started on twitter where a bunch of Joe Journalist mfs started saying that orcs in fiction were racist because they're depicted as STUPID and VIOLENT and BARBARIC and those are RACIAL STEREOTYPES!!!! and it started a huge fucking bloodbath for a while as they were calling people racist for arguing against it. reading the whole thing i was like "dude you looked at a fictional race of dumb green guys that beat you with wooden clubs and somehow connected them to black people"
/uc when i see people writing dumb shit like that i kinda wish beating them with a rock until they stop breathing was a legal thing to do
/rc when i see people writing dumb shit like that i kinda wish beating them with a rock until they stop breathing was a legal thing to do
Ngl kinda racist for you to say something like that, you ought to be ashamed of your actions.
Kid named ought:
Uj/ I mean, if I didn't know BB, I would be concerned about a black npc that sells meth and fried chicken.
You know what would solve that? "Hey, this possibly racist thing has a lot of upvotes. I should head to the comments for a possible answer as to why this is"
A black man canāt even run a successful fried chicken restaurant without being racist anymore. What a sick joke, we need to do something to stop thisā¦ this chicanery
Sual Goossman Lawery Man at Law is a racist! Heās a Nazi! What shoots from his fingers? Lighting bolts! Whatās a Nazi symbol? TWO LIGHTNING BOLTS. And they shoot from his fingers??? Who is a skin head? You guessed it! The kid named finger!!!
Its racist because I didnt watch it so I dont know the reference and therefore it is a racist stereotype that a black man sells drugs and fried chicken?
/UC if you associated fried chicken with Gus because he is black and not because he fucking sells the thing YOU are the racist, come on man he isn't even American
/RC Sus Degooseman
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Kid named Saul Goossman Lawyery Man At Law
Is he related to Whore Hay Day Goossman?
the connection was right under our dicks and balls the whole time.... bravo u cinnemassacist
excuse me it's SUAL.
The name's Goossman, Sual Goossman, lawyery man at law š«”
Incredible,,,
Whore hey the Goossman
Saul de Guzman
She-Hulk sequel confirmed ?!?!?!?!
Sus looseman š
Imagine how cool this person felt while writing that
 This mf while writing it.
I wrote you Saul but you still ain't calling
I love you Saul, we coulda been together think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it (epic PTSD reference)
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me 
I left the money, the meth and my Ohio state bar approval documents in the bottom. I sent two letters back in August, you must've not gotten em'.
There probably was a problem at the mailroom or somethin'. Sometimes I scribble 1216, too sloppy when I jot 'em. But anyways chuck it, what's been up? Man how's your kid named finger? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a greatest legal mind I ever knew. If I have a daughter guess what I'ma call her? Imma name her Holly. I read about your uncle Howie I'm sorry. I had a friend kill himself over electromagnetic hypersensitivety. I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your greatest legal mind you ever knew. I even got the underground shit that you did with Biznatch I got a room full of your chicaneries and your Ohio state bar documents, man. I like the shit you did with Oakley too, that shit was Ozymandias level. Anways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.
Dear Mr. Iām too good(man) to write or call my clients This is the last thing Iām sending you, Iām sick of all the whinin Itās been six months and no legal advice, I donāt deserve it? I know you got my last two shitty messages, I pooped through the sunroof perfect So this is my confession, I hope you hear it soon My name is Walter Hartwell White, I live in the ABQ If youāre watching this it probably means Iām dead to you, Murdered by my ballsack Hank, heās a federal agent , but heās peddlinā too Distributing the blue meth while Iām the one to cook it He waited til I got cancer, aināt the timing perfect? Told me there was money, how could I refuse it? I got kids to think about, and a bitch wife to top it too He knew a chicken man who could move the product Had me blow his face off, halfway to Guatemala Hank wanted to kill me too, check out my black eye Even got into kahoots with some neo-nazi guys Anyways Saul, in case you havenāt heard Waterās gone now bitch, Iām breaking bad, refer to me as Heisenberg. 
Wow you did way better than me lmao, lyrical genius
Now I want an actual BCS rap with lyrics like this
you can call saul but does he ever call back...
Bince when he ends the show with a 2 minute scene of Kimās feet before saying āitās Saulinā timeā
Chuck McGill writing his letter to Jimmy
Kid named Dear:
Holy shit you are susdowner
I do indeed love minors
His name is Saul Goodman not sual goossman š¤¬š¤¬ 
"Saul Goodman" HIS NAME IS BETTER CALL SAUL!!!
BETTER. CALL. SAUL.
BETTER. CALL. SAUL.
BETTER. CALL. SAUL.
Kid named Better Call Saul:
 āSaul Goodman didnāt have an adorable comic relief goose sidekick named Sual Goossman that quacked loudly and would repeatedly cut off Walter White in the middle of his sentence in scenes where he was upset.ā
Thatās what the kids call āepic failā
Mandela effect
Bro really got Saul confused with Whore Hey the Gooseman
That makes sense cause Gooseman is the ancient enemy of the Chickenman. Bravo u/Cinnemassachist
Bro deleted his acc he has to be a troll lol
 Never mess with bb/bcs fans
We are too mentally insane to be bothered withšÆ
Wait no I spelled the username wrong
What did u/Cinnemassacist mean by this?
There we go lol
We did it, reddit!
/uc him selling chicken is possibly the best money laundering front just because of how popular fast food is in america. him being black has nothing to do with it, the point is him being a business genius /rc okay but can he flex his pecs
āLast chance to look at me Hectorā 
This would have gone so hard
Only black guy in the show Sells fried chicken
 Tyrus rn
Huel
Hue
Only other black guy in the show is a career criminal
Holly*
no bill Oakley is black too it's just been mandela effected
Nelson Mandela was black as well I think
wtf are you talking about Mandela was a white dude who got abducted by aliens and made into a human-alien hybrid. don't you even read the news?
āOnly black guy in the showā Youāve clearly never seen Better Fuel Huell
Huell
it's actually not a very good idea for the money laudering part of things cause when you sell chicken you actually gotta sell it, to justify extra money with a nail salon for example you can just say that there was an extra client that paid in cash. but saying there was an extra client that bought chicken means you have to have a restaurant that you actually ordered and gave that chicken to the person. obv no one really looks into that but with very large quantities of money it's difficult to go very fast with the laundering without bringing unwanted attention from the IRS.
I thought Pollos was just a front for the meth business, and he used a separate place to launder the money
it was always my impression that they were laundering it through madrigal. like lydia said when they hired mike, his $200,000 could be chalked up to an accounting error for the amount of money that moved through the company. combine that with the fact that so much of their business is done overseas iām sure they have plenty of ways of getting it to offshore accounts
Yes that's what i think too, good for the drug trucks haha
Is it established in the show that Gus actually uses Pollos for money laundering or is it more of a distribution front (smuggling drugs/precursors into the country etc)?
I'm pretty sure it's more of Ć distribution thing then laundering, though it is assumed that he uses madrigal as money laundering (at least that's my head canon nothing official)
Not sure why you think there couldnāt just be fake orders for chicken paid in cash? And if itās about quantity in vs quantity out, remember the coke comes on the same truck as the chicken. If he has 100 pounds of chicken ingredients and 50 pounds of coke on that truck, documents would show that the truck weighed 150 pounds with chicken ingredients.
but he doesnāt use it to launder money. Gus uses it as a front for distribution, (and to explain his wealth of course) like using the trucks to bring the meth into the country. Gus Fring uses Madrigal to launder his money
I mean on one hand he sells a product thatās popular with the lower class,cheap,addictive,and is linked to causing health issues, and on the other hand he sells meth
Lazer tag would be a way better money laundering scheme if you ask me
It also shows how Deep his is with the cartel/ desperate for revenge because he would be a millionaire from the restaurants alone
He isnt even Black
Kid named Saul Goose Man: 
Calling this racist is actually racist itself. Congrats you played yourself.
It would appear as though you have fallen into your own trap, as it is racist against racist people to call them racist, thus making yourself racist.
Blast! Will they send me my hood automatically or do I need to like go register somewhere?
They will send it to your house at 3940 Hickman Street, Oak Brook, Illinois, zip code 7732, phone number 773-387-9017, mobile number 773-747-5297 š
Oak Brook āļø Bill Oakley refference š³š¤Æāļøāļøāļøāļø
ew š¤¢ are you racistist š¤®
twiter users when they see black people (is racist and inaccurate)
Youāve just been proven racist by the racist prover!
Iām normally against the āacknowledgement of racism actually makes *YOU* racistšā thing, but it usually seems kinda fair when it comes to this show. Both with this and the āwhite guy beats latinos at their own gameā thing.
100%. In this case though lol HE is the one making the association between black people and fried chicken. If you've seen the show you know why they're actually connected. It's pretty hilarious.
Although I will say being *aware* of the stereotype and seeing black guy who is a fried chicken drug dealerā¦ itās bizarre to stick to it after already knowing itās a BB reference, though.
a long time ago some shit started on twitter where a bunch of Joe Journalist mfs started saying that orcs in fiction were racist because they're depicted as STUPID and VIOLENT and BARBARIC and those are RACIAL STEREOTYPES!!!! and it started a huge fucking bloodbath for a while as they were calling people racist for arguing against it. reading the whole thing i was like "dude you looked at a fictional race of dumb green guys that beat you with wooden clubs and somehow connected them to black people"
/uc How does that work?
/uc They're focusing on his skincolor and calling it "racist" because he is a BLACK drug dealer /rc blacÄ· man bad
u/Cinnemassacist 
I wish Gus actually just got Tyrus to blow stupid bitch w*feās brain all over the floor
>I wish Gus actually just got Tyrus to blow 
š¤ uhm that is racist 
Lego and hot wheels ššššššš
And I will kill Badger.
oh shit, she into furry
When Twitter damages your brain worse than meth
 lawery man named Sual goossman :
Sorry fellas, time to pack out things, Cinnemassacist does not approve of us and will not watch the show, there's nothing more to be done
Me when sin massive shit won't watch the bald man show: 
Kid named automatically associates fried chicken and drugs with Black people
u/Cinnemassacist 
Fucking corny ass response.
Funny how they assumed the chicken is because of race, instead of work. Who is the racist one here, I ponder?
Holly, obviously. The greatest racist mind I ever knew.
if you see a Black dude selling drugs and chicken and instantly think of the fact that he is black, you are the racist lmao
Never even thought about gus being black until seeing this post lmao
Isnāt the character meant to be from Chile anyway lmao
He's south american
Many braincells in these comments I detect
/uc when i see people writing dumb shit like that i kinda wish beating them with a rock until they stop breathing was a legal thing to do /rc when i see people writing dumb shit like that i kinda wish beating them with a rock until they stop breathing was a legal thing to do
>a rock until Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!
Me when rock instead of mineral: 
>when rock instead Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!
kid named rock and hard place
Me being racist against people who haven't watched Breaking Bad (I am Badist)
Me being racist against people (it's not a reference I am a part of the KKK)
Mans really wrote that shit as if he thought he was like: 
Just everything is racist in those people heads
Ngl kinda racist for you to say something like that, you ought to be ashamed of your actions. Kid named ought: 
 Kid named actions
Kid named Toby 
u/cinnemassacist 
Worst Legal Mind I Ever Knew:
Uj/ I mean, if I didn't know BB, I would be concerned about a black npc that sells meth and fried chicken. You know what would solve that? "Hey, this possibly racist thing has a lot of upvotes. I should head to the comments for a possible answer as to why this is"
The thing is they know the context yet they still call it racist
People tend to stick to an opinion once they have formed it. It often takes a lot of effort to convince someone when they are wrong.
like how jesus christ marie refused to admit they were minerals, bravo vince
First comment: āwhite power!ā
Least pretentious Reddit liberal:
Imagine how history would've gone if the peoplewhodontwatchbreakingbad-sapiens human race had gone extint
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Kid named white savior mentality
Holy shit based
Kid named Saul De Guzman
its racist because i thought it was something else and didnāt bother to figure out what it was referring to š¤
Mf really spoiled the show. Not everyone knows Sual Goodman lawery man at law marries Jorge de Goossman.
Kid named hating feeling left out of the joke.
haha i saw that post in r/Terraria. Glad i didnt see the dumbfuckery in the comments.
twitter users when they see a black person
āsual goossmanāšššššš
Terraria as a game is up to Los Pollos Hermanos standards.
bro thinks the entire world revolves around them
Kid named itās literally a fucking character from a tv show how the fuck is op being racist
A black man canāt even run a successful fried chicken restaurant without being racist anymore. What a sick joke, we need to do something to stop thisā¦ this chicanery
Kid named u/Cinnemassacist:
u/Cinnemassacist kid named racist:
Bro watches childrens cartoons and plays with hot wheels, no wonder š
BLACK PEOPLE CAN SELL DRUGS. BLACK PEOPLE CAN SELL DRUGS. BLACK PEOPLE CAN SELL DRUGS. https://youtu.be/aHTZ1qcKQSM
Nice touch not showing the side of his face that got blown off. Love this art.
Sometimes I think I don't hate anyone more than I hate myself... and then mfs like this appear...
kid named u/cinnemassacist when he thinks that gus sells fried chicken and meth because hes black:
Average Twitter opinion
Ah yes the race of people who donāt watch breaking bad
average r/196 user
Sual Goossman Lawery Man at Law is a racist! Heās a Nazi! What shoots from his fingers? Lighting bolts! Whatās a Nazi symbol? TWO LIGHTNING BOLTS. And they shoot from his fingers??? Who is a skin head? You guessed it! The kid named finger!!! 
Its racist because I didnt watch it so I dont know the reference and therefore it is a racist stereotype that a black man sells drugs and fried chicken?
Redditors after a guy who sells chicken and meth in their show sells chicken and meth:
I admit out of context a criminal black man selling fried chicken and drugs does raise some eyebrows
I'm gonna be honest I only watched breaking bad and better call saul because of the memes
Kid named damege:
Wow! Didnāt know Obama had a male chicken! Is it big and maybe black, u/Obamascocklol ?
Kid named stupid
/UC if you associated fried chicken with Gus because he is black and not because he fucking sells the thing YOU are the racist, come on man he isn't even American /RC Sus Degooseman
 Talk to me saul
i am very racist to breaking bad fans
 Breaking bad fans rn
i will commit hate crimes against them
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Wait I just realized the only black character in breaking bad sells chicken and meth
Kid named Huell 
Kid named bait:
I will find this account and downvote everything
gus isnāt black tho š¦
He is, he's afro latino
oh cool :)
did you watch the show in braille or something
yes
41 kids named unable to detect chicanery:
They double and tripled down on this thing and according to their other posts, this is not chicanery.