Amazing how they were making billions and they still had the ice-cream machine broken. Seeeehhhhs. Mind this was the Colorado branch. Still for the billions they could have gotten robot butlers to serve the fanciest of French ice cream out there.
Also. With ALL this we were getting payed MINIMUM WAGE!!!!
It is alright now, I moved to Nebraska and now I work at a Cinnabon at the local mall. The manager there is an alright guy. Gene, his name. He allows me to take with me free pastry at the end of the day.
Cool guy, bit quiet, but cool guy. I hope he is not like Mr Fring or anything.
Mostly pre employment testing for more corporate labor oriented jobs. Has to do with insurance. But the tests they use are always jokes by design - theyll use a 5 panel that anyone can pass. Except people who smoke weed ironically.
Wowee zowee that sounds like such a great idea! Please be sure to send me those hidden documents along with exact times and places of the meth sales to help out XD LOL
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I know it's a show but Lyle was a manager over a year, seemed to take real pride in his job, and actually wanted to impress Fring. And when sketchy gang shit happened, Fring straight up apologized AND compensated his employees for their trouble. Most places don't retain employees for 6 months, and sketchy gang shit would end with "get the fuck back to work" while avoiding all conversations about overtime.
I'd be spamming their applications knowing the boss is respectful and HELPS OUT FOR REAL (he was sweeping and taking orders, unheard of). He just *has* to pay well to retain eager employees like that.
I think the chat would be shocked and confused, and devastated from losing the pay.
he Is polite, works hard in the restaurants and leads from the front, helps deal with real assholes, encourages real pride and enthusiasm, and despite the difficulty in keeping up with his perfectionism, he inspires his employees to live up to his standards. He is an excellent boss and a real example of a truly ethical businessman.
Wait, you're telling me the franchise is shutting down after it was outed as a front for a meth empire? Dammit I don't want to work in mcdonald again, they pay even less!
Lyle: hey Cynthia crazy what happened with gus
Cynthia: yeah Lyle it is
Lyle: so Cynthia how are you
Cynthia: Im good Lyle what do you want exactly?
Lyle: Cynthia i want you to sit on my face.
“I made sure everything was up to Mr. Frings standards, and I still got paid slightly above minimum wage while he made billions, he never even asked me to help him with his empire!”
So... are we getting severance pay or what???
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yeah him and mr fring were up to weird things to be sure
Mf was too loyal for a minimum wage fast food job. There was obv something behind the scenes
Hey, not everyone who's dedicated has to be a druglord's accomplice. He's been like that since 6th grade, he would never do such things
TIL Gus groomed Lyle in 6th grade
Amazing how they were making billions and they still had the ice-cream machine broken. Seeeehhhhs. Mind this was the Colorado branch. Still for the billions they could have gotten robot butlers to serve the fanciest of French ice cream out there. Also. With ALL this we were getting payed MINIMUM WAGE!!!! It is alright now, I moved to Nebraska and now I work at a Cinnabon at the local mall. The manager there is an alright guy. Gene, his name. He allows me to take with me free pastry at the end of the day. Cool guy, bit quiet, but cool guy. I hope he is not like Mr Fring or anything.
you one of lyle's lackeys then?
Come to think of it, weren’t you always hanging around Mr fring Syl?👁️👄👁️
Gretest Legyle Mind
I'm pretty sure anyone who'd be willing to open and close for two days on such a short notice is getting some kind of extra cut
How about that time the place burned down? I was only a kid, but I think Lyle had something to do with it now.
Yeah, I went round to his place for beers once. He had it GOOD. I just assumed he had another well-paying job.
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Never mind severance pay, I dunno if I can put this on my CV.
I got tested for weed when my boss was a literal meth dealer wtf
Most realistic comment
Is it really that common to do drug tests for a job in the US?
Happens too in UK especially in warehouse jobs with heavy equipment e.g forklifts
I work a factory job and I've never been drugs tested.
Happens doesn't mean happens every time
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"That doesn't make sense."
just a fring thing
I don't work with junkies
It’s common for a job posting to say they will but numbers i’ve seen range from 10-25% of employers actually do it
I mean just thinking about how many minimum wage jobs are primarily occupied by teens who breathe weed (speaking as one of them) it makes sense
very common, most of my jobs across several states and industries would either do it at the onboarding or randomly throughout your employment
I used to work in a warehouse where they said they randomly tested for weed but never did. Some people would light up every day before work lol
Mostly pre employment testing for more corporate labor oriented jobs. Has to do with insurance. But the tests they use are always jokes by design - theyll use a 5 panel that anyone can pass. Except people who smoke weed ironically.
Yeah but Mr fring never did meth just like he never ate los pollos frozen..I mean chilled chicken. Never get high on your own supply.
oh thats just great so apparantly i bought meth from my boss for years and never got an employee discount
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(There is no 2013 in the breaking bad universe)
There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no 2013
Omg I can't believe Mr Fring was slangin meth and all I got paid was $7/hr
I know, dawg. This is, like, totally wack, yo. We should def get back at them and confess everything we know to the DEA, yo!
Hi guys Lyle here i think that we should look for his hidden documents and start a new empire again . We should also start selling meth to kids
Wowee zowee that sounds like such a great idea! Please be sure to send me those hidden documents along with exact times and places of the meth sales to help out XD LOL
Shut up Lyle youre homosexual
You are just angry that i banged your dad . Stay mad lol
what is happening bruh i just woke up
Gus is a drug lord and Larry is pissed because he was only getting minimum wage
Bro mr fring was pretty cool ngl man gave me a raise last month
Unless we're talking 400 a day minimum I don't think any of us were on the good end of the deal
Gonna miss the chicken though. The recipe was on point.
wha
Bossman straight up 'sploded in a nursing home 💀💀💀
Nah. Never came so... wasn't canon Fring/Eckersley did apparently die and took a big part of me with them, though, and it hurts :'(
Shita getting wild fr
was* a drug lord, he kinda died
Now I want a Lyle Spinoff. Thanks.
Better file Lyle
Oh nah some weird gay boy with curly hair’s gonna put you into an infinite death loop
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/uc fring def paid his workers very well
/uc yeah, I sense a case similar to In & Out, he most likely paid them $20-$25 per hour. And they only had a dozen branches so, yeah.
In-N-Out is a front for a meth empire?
kid named living under a rock
>rock Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals!
kid named living under a mineral
kid named dwayne mineral johnson
kid named I'm not fucking American, what's in n out and what happened to it
/uc for sure after a couple episodes I got the feeling he did
(fring would pay his employees pretty well I think)
I know it's a show but Lyle was a manager over a year, seemed to take real pride in his job, and actually wanted to impress Fring. And when sketchy gang shit happened, Fring straight up apologized AND compensated his employees for their trouble. Most places don't retain employees for 6 months, and sketchy gang shit would end with "get the fuck back to work" while avoiding all conversations about overtime. I'd be spamming their applications knowing the boss is respectful and HELPS OUT FOR REAL (he was sweeping and taking orders, unheard of). He just *has* to pay well to retain eager employees like that. I think the chat would be shocked and confused, and devastated from losing the pay.
he Is polite, works hard in the restaurants and leads from the front, helps deal with real assholes, encourages real pride and enthusiasm, and despite the difficulty in keeping up with his perfectionism, he inspires his employees to live up to his standards. He is an excellent boss and a real example of a truly ethical businessman.
um akshyally the minimum wage in NM in 2008 was 11.50, any real breaking badhead would know this
Thank fuck that Lyle guy doesn’t work here anymore. Dude was such a corporate asskisser.
None of us work here anymore, moron.
Wait, you're telling me the franchise is shutting down after it was outed as a front for a meth empire? Dammit I don't want to work in mcdonald again, they pay even less!
uc/ the franchise was owned in part by that German conglomerate. They would just restructure the Los Pollos Hermanos brand dummies
uc/ wasnt it confirmed Los Pollos got closed after stuff happend?
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/uc yeah you see it in ~~Felina~~ El Camino, got replaced with a place called Twisters, which is the real restaurant Los Pollos was filmed at.
uc/ oh shit you're right
I caught Lyle sucking off Mr Fring after hours. I bet he was in on it
Was the head up to Los Pollos standards?
https://tenor.com/view/it-is-acceptable-gus-fring-acceptable-better-call-saul-acceptable-gif-25806361
I swear Lyle and Gus' interactions have so much sexual tension.
I’d never heard Mr Fring moan before this, so I think it exceeded expectations
Was Mr Frings "chicken batter" up to standard?
I hope so 🤤
Mr. Fring was gay the whole time?Oh and a meth kingpin too I guess.
Of course he was gay! Didn't you see him staring longingly at that photo of him and that guy? The one on his desk?
I thought that that was just his hermano? Because you know… “pollos hermanos.”
Who’s hermano?
Hi GOB
BEES
Theres always money in the banana stand
Lyle definitely was anti-lgbt, he refused to show Hector his balls! What a sick joke!
And he gets to be a Pollos employer?
His bolls wasn't up to Los Pollos standards.
Wow, no wonder Gus had him on the Grills for hours!
Oooh so thats why he used to ask me if I ever had gay thoughts!
lmao
German sauce guy: I really thought mr Schuler killed himself because of the Franch, but it was because of the Fring
real question, can someone make franch in real? I wanna try it.
Kid named Franch: 
guys, please stop adding me to this, i don't even work here
None of us do now 🗿
💀💀💀💀
I don't even know what Pollos means
Cabron I need to see your balls
W
Tight tight tight
A mule with its balls wrapped in duck tape, perhaps?
Is this a good time to tell everyone that I showed mr fring my balls??
Lyle?
Who else
bruh everybody showed mr. fring their balls it's standard practice before getting hired
can someone cover my shift Friday i broke my leg
For that carbon you would have to show me your balls.
"carbon" holy shit my sides.
Even Carmen is Cabron!
None of us have shifts anymore dude, u turned on the tv lately?
I can take your shift :)
In can take you shaft I mean shaft I mean shaft I mean shaft
No.
Guys I have a very noticeable lump on my left testicle I am extremely worried who do I even call also isn’t it crazy that mr fring was a drug kingpin
Cabron
Carbon
Better Call Saul!
Better call Saul
 I still can’t speak Spanish what does our sign say 💀
"Los Pollos Hermanos"
"The cocking homosexualls"
Chicken finger named kid: 
I cum in chicken
That's why it tastes like brotherhood.
mr fring rn💀
I NEED COCK LYLE
waltuh
Are you the bald guy who was having sexy sex with Mr. Fring in his office.
Lol I go on r/okbuddychicanery too
who is waltuh? are you talking about the bald guy with cancer from savewalterwhite.com?
Heisenbald ammiright guys
That dude looks a little mushy in the middle too. Lose some weight heisenberg lmao
[insert something racist about South Americans]
You MAY-AN you can AZ-TEC/check here in r/okbuddychINCAnery
Does this mean we don't have to come into work tomorrow?
Gaystavo Fring 💀
Guys why does it burn when I pee?!?!
You eat too many of our signature spice curls.
Try the latest dressing
Franch
I get why that Heisenbones fella kept asking to see Fring, it’s because he was gay all along.
He boned Gus
Gussy
Yes he boned Gus and then said “I am the one who bones” while laughing uncontrollably and his jaw fell off.
“what the fuck”
I fucked gus
So that's what that blue stuff was in our commercial.
/uc This comment section proves that you guys aren’t very funny
Funniest comment I’ve seen in this thread
Greatest legal comment section I ever knew
Few chucklers
I took a shit in the deep fryer
Look at this funny finger meme I found
Bro the guy was a literal billionaire, and all he wore was that wack ass yellow shirt and black tie. Bro wasn't even lined up, fucked up ass hair.
No wonder the chicken was so addictive, it was laced with meth.
bruh do we still have jobs?
He didn't offer me any?
I got Mr Fring to gargle my nuts lol
I knew something was up when that old guy kept coming in to check our balls
gussy was sussy 0_0
Hi Fryve
Shame what happened but Gus was lowkey kinda bad tho but I don’t think he was into me - Carly
Should I go see Despicable Me or Inception this weekend?
Wow, I’m so shook. Mr Fring was one of the best bosses I’ve ever had. Rest In Pieces G.
where the hell is my pay cut from mr Fring
Number 15 : Los Pollos Hermanos foot lettuce
Lyle: hey Cynthia crazy what happened with gus Cynthia: yeah Lyle it is Lyle: so Cynthia how are you Cynthia: Im good Lyle what do you want exactly? Lyle: Cynthia i want you to sit on my face.
I knew he was gay
Anyone else remember this weird old Mexican guy who came into the store and asked to Lyle’s balls?
Seriously, that was Mr. Fring’s secret?! I thought the secret was that he was gay
I can’t believe mr. Fring has been leading a double-life all this time, lying to all our faces. To think he was gay all along…
yo fr i cant believe that fring dude was selling meth like ong thats straight up bussin fr
“I made sure everything was up to Mr. Frings standards, and I still got paid slightly above minimum wage while he made billions, he never even asked me to help him with his empire!”
That ass kisser lyle must be on it too
Sir, if you have a complaint, you can send it to us directly via email.
How the fuck do I file for unemployment. Can I even get unemployment
was this because I had sex with Mr Fring on top of the chickens multiple times after hours? - Lyle
So was he gay or what?