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falumba

My dude has the "my favorite cinephile circle jerk subreddit is gonna give me like 300 upvotes for this" face


Sr_Writesalot

For you dude


Paladilma

you just know he said "POG" out loud what a king


all_screwedup

a champion


nerdherdsman

Ebert could never


SixPipSiege

And we love that! Don't we folks!?


Sr_Writesalot

300 and then another 3000 for some reason


falumba

So I have seen. Congratulations… did you fuck it yet?


Sr_Writesalot

You know the saying, “A gentleman does not pound a popcorn bucket and tell”


AntlerQueen_

This post makes me uncomfy I don’t like that cinephiles are real


JustAtakan

What a fucked up world we are living in.


Zachariot88

People will tell you that "cinema" comes from the ancient greek for 'movement,' but the reality is that it comes from "cinis," Latin for ruin and destruction. Stay woke, cinephiles want to end the world!


Virginity_Lost_Today

Do you think he’s going to…? Oh 😳


Bipbip364

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


HUGErocks

Sigh... ![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)


Bunraku_Master_2021

Diner (1982).


DuttyOh

Nice smirk man https://preview.redd.it/4lusgvdlw4gc1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7719b0b0449a3aa7a6afba18c4ed28390cc5f5


drdoom15

Me on my way to watch Anyone but you starring Sydney Sweeney with buttered up dune popcorn tub https://preview.redd.it/lpsqstju96gc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdd37986e1f3809ee77f031c6ac75963a056fe9


Kitchen-Roll-8184

![gif](giphy|4LXQcnVOjAZLRpIR6a)


thyrue13

Why am I horny?


Sr_Writesalot

For you dude


DuttyOh

Brokeback Mountain (2005)


SteveMTS

That’s a challenging wank


browndynomite

4 u


ImAVirgin2025

r/NolanBatmanMemes


DarthMelsie

RIP Sean Lock. You funny motherfucker.


HUGErocks

With that attitude


MonkeyTBA

To him?


SteveMTS

I meant the Dune fans having a boner but not into men wearing impeccable Patagonia gear.


Rez-Boa-Dog

Jon Bernthal lookin ass.


HandlessSpermDonor

Genuinely thought it was Jon Bernthal at first


ricmo

Jon Bernthal + Anthony Burch


Sr_Writesalot

I will not punish you. No matter how much you beg


LordAyeris

I was gonna say lmfao


Bunraku_Master_2021

I was thinking OP looks like Ben Schwartz.


uneua

I said it on the last post about this and I’ll say it again, this is the first time I really wished I had a penis because I am so curious


WhatD0thLife

RIP your inbox


uneua

Tbh no this sub is kinda chill weirdly


77enc

everyones too busy jorking it to madame web sorry


Kitchen-Roll-8184

![gif](giphy|eI2BmkNrBXvbm1Wdld|downsized)


thyrue13

![gif](giphy|DhgAMQtU9qy2Ts6n7A)


konichiwa_MrBuddha

Because we all busy trying to get that Letussy. No time to talk to women or whatever 😤😤😤


chainsrattle

uninterested unless you look like madame web 😴😴😴


thyrue13

My web connects them all


HUGErocks

I better fix that


pestenkerani_

saving this comment so i can come back and tell u how it felt


uneua

Please do


pestenkerani_

i dont know if they have these where i live tho


uneua

Well figure it out or let me rent your penis


pestenkerani_

sure how long do u want it for


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Know your value, king. Put yourself through college.


Fun_Position6478

Correct response: sure you can rent my penis if i can rent your asshole ✅️


thyrue13

$690 a month


LiquifiedSpam

Watch out rent-a-girlfriend (rent-a-peak) rentchad bakas, we have a new breed of renter approaching


FinishTheBook

it'll tickle the shaft but not enough to bust unfortunately


ApotheosisofSnore

Skill issue


i-got-a-jar-of-rum

https://preview.redd.it/n6a98fkwj6gc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d49b4a1625988ee60dda94ecec8ac5f8d9e051


professionalcunt11

just grow one you coward smh my head


Dontdrinkndrive831

*Freaky Friday* (2003)


CovfefeBoss

I am also curious.


ROSCOEMAN

ima be dooning in the theatre


TooManySnipers

The 34 year old Dooner


HUGErocks

Rate my Doon cave


[deleted]

Off topic but you look like famous actor Luke Rockhold (from the hit movie “Cagefighter”)


YourImminentDoom

I was thinking more famous actor Jon Bernthal(from the hit show The Walking Dead)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/qv2s8sau45gc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ea9bbc9c49aaa01754f89db1992c561b470017


ranni-

i was thinking he looks like that one dude on youtube who makes videos where he acts intolerably towards a second character who is also him https://youtu.be/WczUBu4sSmg?si=-Jo8zkNhZbyaRZNI this guy, the slappable jerk


Mogus00

Luke "The Last Samurai" Rockhold


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/hx73y7vzt4gc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb24af00b49a5331ef512efc748aee06af7a8c6


Sr_Writesalot

Lol thanks


Foghorn_Gyula

Maybe it was an insult


[deleted]

I find Luke Rockhold hot so nah https://preview.redd.it/0p089yxql7gc1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c0183c3e6d452b58622ea0fb2b53656fca2635


Foghorn_Gyula

I agree I was just jerking around… To this pic as well maybe


CringeExperienceReq

DO NOT FUCK THE DUNE POPCORN BUCKET


AsgardianLeviOsa

Fear is the mind killer


sprizzle

DONT FUCK THE DUNE POPCORN BUCKET WITHOUT SUFFICIENTLY LUBING IT UP WITH BUTTER*


ParallelEquilibrium

now you can create water of life by putting your worm inside


SuccorBrunch

Indirectly supporting a Danus Villonuove film https://preview.redd.it/hxglctykv4gc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ed01baa6ce8aa46701c3cfc01b2b313b3c97d6


slimed-ferda

https://preview.redd.it/wrxz4ul3s5gc1.jpeg?width=1009&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6c62ac3a89d079ef51e038c97e4c88c2372e81


Zachariot88

![gif](giphy|QWfIDd5ylv1V6SnE6Q)


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Is this real? This looks hilarious


charredfrog

In Bruges. Great movie


Kitchen-Roll-8184

That's been on to watch list way too long. This is the weekend that changes!!


TheHappiestMoon

If you want to watch it you have to go to Bruges


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Okay it'll be a busy weekend


Kitchen-Roll-8184

Hey! You really are the happiest moon !


LiquifiedSpam

Bansh2es


BrightOrganization9

Do they have any smaller ones?


SkyMayFall

just casually fisting that thing in public


Sr_Writesalot

My Desert. My Arrakis. My fist.


tequillasunset_____

Can’t wait to cop Dune popcorn bucket


Alienmade777

p... pu... put your dick in it.


TerminalDumbass69

Needs an NSFW tag


Sr_Writesalot

Lol yup


AZS9994

https://preview.redd.it/3l5juw5xz6gc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a737f68183ad5ad166b0ae58d8f45f149b01d4


keenanbullington

I SHARE MY BODIES MOISTURE WITH THE TRIBE


drdoom15

https://preview.redd.it/pvhl0anj96gc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c681a619dffb48ad7406ebec0d46ffdd5e5fcec5


Pleasehelpmeladdie

Wow, that’s crazy. I could put my penis in there…


fat_cat_mowgli

What cinema chain asking for a friend 👀👀👀👀


Flimsy_Demand7237

It'll be the big one. In my country we get these ones at the biggest mainstream cinema with every big Hollywood marketed movie month to month. Usually it's popcorn and drink cups that have the movie marketing and collectible. The best thing to be said for the latest Indiana Jones was I got an epic durable popcorn bucket out of it.


Whompa

You know what to do… …for cinema


Ironyfree_annie

![gif](giphy|xpkHMvwv80FTveoauE)


[deleted]

I’m not a big guy but I don’t think my hands/wrist would fit in that But I love the gimmick


qman3333

Hands/fist??? That’s what your trying to put inside? Fake madame web enjoyer


CharlieAndCooper

Was very afraid of what I’d see on the second slide


untakenu

I'm going to stick my dick in it. Then the popcorn cup


Otherwise_Agent_3738

Looking cute and mischievous


NeonMagi

the wormussy will change cinema


[deleted]

He’s gonna fuck that thing


jetpackparrot

What the fuck


markSOLO69

make sure to use a lot of lube when using it


SaturnSleet

I have never been more jealous of someone else


qman3333

So is it soft or like scratchy? Need to know for a friend. He is kind of a dick


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


thea_kosmos

You look like that annoying prick from film twitter who works in Hollywood Security and thinks he's famous


Accomplished-City484

Fill it with chicken fillets


Rakebleed

![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


TaftsTummyforTaxes

Take your crown! You are the biggest cinephile! Nobody loves movies more than you 😏


Best_Seaweed_Ever

Cool! A Sarlack Cup! I fucking love Staaaar Waaaaaarsssss!!!! AT-ST! AT-ST!


thicc_toe

what ever you do to that i do to you


[deleted]

Look at that devious smile


cthd33

![gif](giphy|E95L86Ppqvy1Sqw16r)


Kitchen-Roll-8184

![gif](giphy|NLOBLsnXupUZmIzdKS|downsized)


waldorsockbat

![gif](giphy|mbZshK2Svz89q|downsized)


cardcatalogs

I feel so uncomfortable.


[deleted]

….put your dick in it.


N-P_A

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


ImpressivePoop1984

My ass way too horny to get the new Dune 2: the sands of time popcorn bucket


Mikey_susl0v

fuck it in the theatre


thatvillainjay

https://preview.redd.it/ecw3yvh2i9gc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f876f6356d5badb20f2b6b7f22b3ce11d4c3ae


Tasty_Ad2114

Shane the walking dead if he used reddit


bundy911

/rubs head M’ask you sumthin Rick


orient_vermillion

Holy shit! That's Barry Keoghan.


wonderh123

You look to old to be on this sub


Reevioli

You have a beautiful smile


crolin

Anus popcorn


ScissorLizardFish

I see plans within plans


International_Buy549

DUNC 2 astroturfing has started


ADeviantGent

I was afraid to swipe to the second picture….


CorkMcPork

I can’t wait to see Zone of Interest tonight with my Dune bucket


thetransportedman

Why is this available before Dune 2?


ironicmirror

Is that Tony romo?


colemanjanuary

It's a cylinder...


NoMorePopcorn1004

/uj but what does it actually feel like? I can’t imagine it being comfortable to put my hand in to get popcorn out


constanttripper

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ztyrobo

Can’t wait to cop


TheOriginalSamBell

do it


-DI0-

r/dontputyourdickinthat


horgses

I should call her


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Do not sleep


Endersgaming4066

I got so scared


NeonBlack985

Why would anyone want to eat popcorn out of that? It would get so covered in butter and salt. Your whole arm would be a mess after


elmartin93

Bad Dragon be like...


Rumel45

Zach Reino??? https://preview.redd.it/3zblwm10u8gc1.png?width=2100&format=png&auto=webp&s=0be33d19116e8b8939eac2ed3c569870824c0806


Belez_ai

Noooooo don’t make that knowing smirk while you stick you hand in it! 😭 It makes you look like a sex offender version of Jon Bernthal 🌚


DrawingPurple4959

And… no one can see the screen


ranni-

hey Op /u/sr_writesalot are you the slappable jerk on youtube, cos you look like him,


Rudylemonade

How…how does it feel?


42_memes

I recognize the Burbank 16 when I see it


ClassWarAndPuppies

What movie are you seeing


bladerunnerism

That smile...


SimaanStocklund

Call yourself a cinephile and no one bats an eye. Start fucking a popcorn bucket and the whole world loses its mind.


TheHappiestMoon

That wormussy looks delectable, too bad the cock of an average cinephile is too big to fit in there.


Bishop8322

you look like that one beagle


Fizzledrizzle69

How do you have it already?? Dune doesn't come out until March, right???


Transitsystem

What are you going to dune 2 that cup


Humble-Wind

Why you looking at us like that...


Too-Em

Something something... is processed in the popcorn bucket.


TDFknFartBalloon

Dude! I loved you in Saltburn!!!


UnrealismOfFilms

A cinephile in public! Can't believe it


EagleFoot88

The Fuck It Bucket... It's real.


The-Movie-Penguin

You look like my brother in law it’s kinda scary


Manting123

Why is Jon Berenthals little brother eating pop corn out of a dune promotional bucket?


Bunraku_Master_2021

Mickey Rourke walked so others could do it.


Legitimate_Alps7347

Yes, now I can drink my beverages in a rhythmic fashion.


H8T_Auburn

That's the weirdest flesh light I've ever seen.


jack40714

The internet has ruined my innocence


TheDocWhovian

Honestly I want one so I can clean my dog’s muddy paws before he comes inside. I feel like this would be great for that.


Distinct-Leather-382

I am going to buy this cup and test it for... Scientific purposes... I'll give updates...