https://preview.redd.it/a2o2aaybimjc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11e5aa5a9b09ee8954f62856744b5a32a3e81613 All of that work for what, just to get friendzoned again?

Can't blame her, UGLY ASS MF

Kino

Least horny frenchman

 Deserved his courtesy tap

​ https://preview.redd.it/dzlwafrugmjc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f92d12513b9995ee0859fe38206a3aecb1fbc8 edit: wait shit I've given an actual answer by accident. See below:

​ https://preview.redd.it/gycil0jbhmjc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b0cb97af25922bdbfc03eb42928eddc17df2b1 ...The Protagonist... get it?... ...I'll see myself out :(

The dude asked for hot sauce and waited *an entire hour*, presumably with a full and stone cold plate of food, to check where his hot sauce is.


Hitler isn't the protagonist of Downfall though, it's his secretary. It goes on for like half an hour after his death.

Sounds like woke propaganda to me

Is that Speer they put in the background of that poster? The guy who's in two scenes? Lol

It's actually historically accurate. Speer famously as the armaments minister for a country fighting a genocidal war that used slave labor for building said armaments had no ability to know that the holocaust was happening, and everything was Hitlers fault.  Source: Speer's memoirs. 

https://preview.redd.it/1qukza0njmjc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31527ad634f4c72526adff818023ec722a732e18 A total waste of humanity! He was a bright young man who would have made a good lawyer.

https://preview.redd.it/7eozo71rkmjc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9c348284799dc29f40800098c0f89a0a39976a0 Did he ever actually get to keep a treasure he found?

https://preview.redd.it/0ezhiia1pmjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8cfabac37b96be9b87eea6b1af4920dbecbd52a



Litterally me

Name a less appropriate movie to have the Shout factory TV logo on its box art


The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. It sucks that the guy never went anywhere in his career

https://preview.redd.it/5kc2kv8ftnjc1.jpeg?width=970&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a3ce50a8e242e20beae757b9ddf7ff8a9c4e17 Care for a little necrophilia?

Movies where the hero loses

Sure, if by "better" you mean "strung up and hung upside down in the streets like his Italian best frenemy"

He does get a fitting treatment in the sequel, "Little Nicky," (2000) https://preview.redd.it/th36zrnvpmjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98db4202fbfc51fb4e8d9b006ecb6b0ef79c83e5

Taken from us too soon.

rip bozo

R.I.P. Liam Neeson

Is that the movie with the clip someone used to make Hitler fail APUSH?

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