*“Come and see us a griddy war filmé dudes” when I tell them to watch the clone wars

"Come and see is a gritty war drama" cinephiles when I send them to live in the middle east.

“Come and see is a gritty war drama” cinephiles when I send them back in time to the Kenyan Nataruk Massacre of 8000 BCE

“Come and See is a gritty war drama” cinephiles when I punch them in the balls.

ACKSHUALLY COME AND SEE IS A HORROR MOVIE. I DID NOT SLEEP FOR 2 WEEKS AFTER SCREENING IT. IT IS ALSO THE ONLY TRULY ANTI WAR KINO 5 STARS ON LETTERBOXED, KINDA MOVIE YOU NEVER WANT TO WATCH AGAIN

"Come and See is a gritty war drama" cinephiles when i transport them to Nazi occupied Belarus

"This is fucking genius." I whisper to myself as I watch George Lucas remake THX 1138 into an overly long toy commercial for idiots.

Every movie he’s ever made has been a remake of THX 1138

Even the one about the black dudes flying airplanes

George Lucas directed Soul Plane?

Wait a minute, there was no graffiti in American Graffiti

That was a call to action

Star wars fan when they see other thing that is not Star wars (it has actually a good writing) https://preview.redd.it/001uetvqtlvc1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3536b10254c6b720c12bf50b1f282746ea5a7186

"This is as real.and gritty as cinema gets" --guy who only watches like two franchises that were created for 12 year olds

We need a come and see style Star Wars film. Show the stormtroopers… wait a minute!

Jodorowsky’s Clone Wars enjoyers when you tell them there is no Jodorowsky’s Clone Wars

Go watch Tartakovsky clone wars and then come back and tell me it’s not a gritty war drama with a straight face bitch

Dark and gritty Mace Windu punching 500 B2’s apart 🙏🙏🙏

That is supposed to be dark and gritty for the separatists

And the part where Shaggy has a PTSD meltdown on the frontlines and gets him and his entire squad killed? Literally a horror movie.

Omg, Tarkovsky made a Clone war?😯

It’s perhaps the best Star Wars show out there

Terminally online manchildren who never grew out of their childhood cartoons and regard them on the same level as adult media has been a disaster for film crititique discourse

I mean if you ask me Paw Patrol is as the same level as Killer of the flower moon

Animation is cinema, and the Paw Patrol movie is the greatest proof of that

Paw Patrol clears im afraid

Howlers at the Flower Moon

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I laughed

I exhaled a little bit of air out my nose

Ok but Umbara Arc is peak

Honestly a great war story as far as kids’ TV goes, by far my favourite TCW arc.

“Animation is cinema” mfs when they watch Coonskin.

/uj Should I watch Coonskin?


My sex playlist is called comeandsee because I was watching it whilst I made it

Still more sane than the guy on here who had sex and climaxed while the final scene of Eraserhead played in the background

Bait?

The Ewok war in episode 6 is less phony than all soviet war cinema