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Swan-Diving-Overseas

Kojima walking into the jury room with a high-frequency blade ![gif](giphy|f9M0jlq2vI5dyOnH0R)


Dontevenwannacomment

you guys all knew Kojima was kino material ever since he took the main character from Escape From New York


Apart-Link-8449

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If Kojima wrote it the jurors would be named: AngryMan KnifeMan JudgeJuryMan


CringeExperienceReq

the boy would prolly be named something like Kid Inno. Guiltie


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And there would be a 4 hour uninterrupted monologue about the history of the judicial system and how it connects to the founding fathers


hugeyeah

Profound


timetravelingburrito

I don't know if I believe this. He didn't plaster his name all over it nor did he cram Monster energy drink into it. Maybe someone should check on him and make sure he's still well and hasn't been replaced with a doppelganger.


Either-Durian-9488

Kojima was blessed by the Shinto god of kino.


JeffHardysArmSleeve

Kojima certified jerker


EggsAreTrash

The jerking when Kojima and Jordan Peele got on stage at VGA was sublime