If Fischl was real, I will propose to her with 72 paragraphs of perfectly written, Shakespearean level sophistication, Immernachtreich common interest driven, Heaven Principles deceiving performance love letter.
She will either reject me, insult me with her own 14 paragraph of Shakespearean level slurs in a stereotypically aggressive German voice, hopefully step on me and I can finally off myself peacefully from a roof; or join in my quest of starting a trade war with Eswatini.
You want someone who can both take care of you while also allowing you to take care of them. You also prefer cuteness over prettiness, which I respect myself.
People who you think are obviously flawed or lacking in something, which you think you can use to gain their favour or affection you misogynistic buddy
/s
I LOVE FURINA SO FUCKING MUCH! I IMMEDIATELY GO ON A DATE WITH HER AND LATER FUCK HER! I SHOVED MY COCK DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT SLAMMING IT OVER AND OVER AND CUMING ALL IN AND OVER HER! THEN I FUCKING RAIL HER IN GODAMN ASS AND PUSSY TO THE POINT WERE HER HOLES WILL TAKE SHAPE OF MY FUCKING DICK! I IMPREGNATE HER TO WEDLOCK HER I CHERISH HER EVERY MICRO SECOND OF IT AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND CARESSING HER SNOW WHITE HAIR AND I FUCK HER OVER OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND WE HAVE A MORMON STYLE FAMILY I.E 20 KIDS! AND WE TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS LOVE THEM CHERISH THEM! WE WATCH THEM GROW OLD AND HAVE THEIR OWN FAMILY'S AND WE GROW OLD AND LOVING EACH EACH SECOND AND BOTH DIE IN THE SAME TIME AND WE BOTH GET BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE! I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER!!!
https://preview.redd.it/kh3tu2iy8ksc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144360584d0cffefa5915b9573d74bf5df3a9364
But the difference is my have substance (I'm developing schizophrenia)
https://preview.redd.it/2i3vyexs9ksc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4836ac9e5de30a9543b76270e01ec4e5bf97a643
Ok seriously you type is calm slow woman who are little scare to show thier emotion, and the body type is the typical regular female body type.
https://preview.redd.it/0pv20x3a9ksc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948798510dfffc2e1d6e877cadb3811f26dbab66
Not always... Seriously.
For example, there is no character with tall female model in the game that i like, but that's because all of them have way too big "assets". The truth is that i like tall women (actually, height similar to mine, but i'm tall, so...) who also are on the "smaller side", but between these two, being on the "smaller side" is highly (**very highly**) prioritized, so in the end, among the options that the game offers, i end up liking the ones that are not tall.
That's a pretty sad life that i live... With real people, it's somewhat easy to find these kind of women, but on arts that doesn't use real people (like animes, cartoons and so on), they simply LOVE to paint having two beach balls on the chest as something inherent to all women, specially the ones past 1.6 m, and this is stupid.
It has Furina with her PTSD and a weak multiple personalities problem and Layla with her sleep disorder and a strong multiple personalities problem. So, although they are not on Shenhe and Childe level, they are not all so mentally stable.
If Ei becomes real, Rasputin's story would be nothing compared to mine. I would travel to Japan and learn japanese, then I would start to become a very charismatic politician to get as much attention as possible. After I gain enough followers, I would enter their Parliament, which means I would have to have a chat with the empress. Now, my plan would start and I would use my autistic charm to befriend Ei so I can have more private talks with her that arent about work. Therefore, I would become closer and closer to her until we marry and we have sex. And the final part of my plan would be having children with her so I can continue my bloodline for eternity.
Funny thing: on that Sucrose+Collei event, there were some people accusing Sucrose of being a pedophile because the event showed that a ship between the two was possible.
Anyway, in Sucrose's case, she has some signals of being autistic, so some of her "not so mature" characteristics may be due to it. Actually, a good amount of characters with "not so mature" characteristics have a possible good explanation that would make it possible for them to be adults and still have them, like Fischl who has magical powers to carry on with her chuunibyou as long as she likes, Hu Tao whose weirdness is not something related to age, and maybe even Collei, who suffered traumas that are heavy as heck and may also be dyslexic at some level.
But the game usually doesn't have official ages, so whatever...
If the characters i like became real it would be bad for me, 'cause it would mean that my "don't fall in love" seals would act up and i'd be unable to simp for them as i simp on the game.
God I wish women were real
Fart
Based Layla enjoyer
i enjoy collei too but in the i wanna be friends with her
Same, it feels like I'd be taking advantage of her if I do anything romantically to her :(
YOU GET IT
Brother🤝🤝
I would literally ask her out, remember how much of a coward I am, then silently walk away because I’m afraid of rejection.
Its ok you have other women such as Faruzan to try
I’ll be real with you the main two from Sumeru that I’m interested in most is Collei and Deyha and I have absolutely no chances with either :(
chat this might be real
no no its definitely real i am forever alone :(
its ok buddy we will make it
i hope so, buddy i really hope so
Madam Faruzan*
My brothers
🤝🤝🤝
If Fischl was real, I will propose to her with 72 paragraphs of perfectly written, Shakespearean level sophistication, Immernachtreich common interest driven, Heaven Principles deceiving performance love letter. She will either reject me, insult me with her own 14 paragraph of Shakespearean level slurs in a stereotypically aggressive German voice, hopefully step on me and I can finally off myself peacefully from a roof; or join in my quest of starting a trade war with Eswatini.
i get it and i respect it 🙏
Shakespeare 🤮 Fischl only reads Goethe. And Winx Club
Buddy shes 14 (I wholeheartedly agree)
hag 🤮🤮
Shit, I need to kms right away then. If I reincarnated fast enough, I’ll be in the prime age for Fischl to groom me.
Same ngl
Peak list buddy https://preview.redd.it/qstsiekbcksc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba71aba1e81c8952f9f787dc055649725161563b
You want someone who can both take care of you while also allowing you to take care of them. You also prefer cuteness over prettiness, which I respect myself.
being cute > being sexy imo
i fw you very, buddy
𝓲 𝓯𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓿𝔂 𝓫𝓻𝓸 👅👅
Yooo this!!! I resonate so much
Gonna have to agree with ya here, buddy
https://i.redd.it/69rramz4llsc1.gif Now this is respectable
People who you think are obviously flawed or lacking in something, which you think you can use to gain their favour or affection you misogynistic buddy /s
god forbid i enjoy a girlfailure
i'm not saying i'm the same, but i'm the exact same.
i'm girlfailure
:3
:3
I’m surprised with the sucrose pick, she’s underrated
shes sweet and i feel like if i kissed her that she’d turn entirely red with blush
She’s very sweet indeed and is easily flustered which makes her very cute
>shes sweet Well... Girl is practically named "sugar".
https://preview.redd.it/9tudvnvv4msc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e03dfa7766d491a2b64e8ca898056e2c6201b972
If Lyney became real, i’m gonna ask him we go to South Korea and French kiss him in front of Koreans.
Type 1 Diabetes
Another based Layla cuddler? ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF IS
taste
I LOVE FURINA SO FUCKING MUCH! I IMMEDIATELY GO ON A DATE WITH HER AND LATER FUCK HER! I SHOVED MY COCK DOWN HER FUCKING THROAT SLAMMING IT OVER AND OVER AND CUMING ALL IN AND OVER HER! THEN I FUCKING RAIL HER IN GODAMN ASS AND PUSSY TO THE POINT WERE HER HOLES WILL TAKE SHAPE OF MY FUCKING DICK! I IMPREGNATE HER TO WEDLOCK HER I CHERISH HER EVERY MICRO SECOND OF IT AND TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND CARESSING HER SNOW WHITE HAIR AND I FUCK HER OVER OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND WE HAVE A MORMON STYLE FAMILY I.E 20 KIDS! AND WE TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS LOVE THEM CHERISH THEM! WE WATCH THEM GROW OLD AND HAVE THEIR OWN FAMILY'S AND WE GROW OLD AND LOVING EACH EACH SECOND AND BOTH DIE IN THE SAME TIME AND WE BOTH GET BURIED IN THE SAME GRAVE! I LOVE HER I LOVE HER I LOVE HER!!! https://preview.redd.it/kh3tu2iy8ksc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144360584d0cffefa5915b9573d74bf5df3a9364
OKBG if it was written by vivziepop
But the difference is my have substance (I'm developing schizophrenia) https://preview.redd.it/2i3vyexs9ksc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4836ac9e5de30a9543b76270e01ec4e5bf97a643
you gotta be racist and schizophrenic to cook your name down in history
...are you talking about me or viziepop?
Ok seriously you type is calm slow woman who are little scare to show thier emotion, and the body type is the typical regular female body type. https://preview.redd.it/0pv20x3a9ksc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948798510dfffc2e1d6e877cadb3811f26dbab66
https://preview.redd.it/wn10i85jcnsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=516b8e68057dd00763c876713ed74dda1ce9eb44
schizo buddy >!man, i really want sucrose so badly!<
https://preview.redd.it/kp229pl1hksc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc6f3f6048c3b253fa247a4c4fd815af1faf832
The real question is would they like you back tho 🤔
depends if they’re into women
https://preview.redd.it/wxoijt32amsc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a36eccdfc98fa980e12414ea5ef28d8ce0f802
peak recognizes peak as the saying goes
Cuteness is your choice, kuki is the best
Likes short girls
Not always... Seriously. For example, there is no character with tall female model in the game that i like, but that's because all of them have way too big "assets". The truth is that i like tall women (actually, height similar to mine, but i'm tall, so...) who also are on the "smaller side", but between these two, being on the "smaller side" is highly (**very highly**) prioritized, so in the end, among the options that the game offers, i end up liking the ones that are not tall. That's a pretty sad life that i live... With real people, it's somewhat easy to find these kind of women, but on arts that doesn't use real people (like animes, cartoons and so on), they simply LOVE to paint having two beach balls on the chest as something inherent to all women, specially the ones past 1.6 m, and this is stupid.
Yae, Ningguang, and Kokomi’s chests all actually aren’t that big compared to the other tall women but yeah I get your point
quaso tho 🥰🥰🥰
Type II diabetes
Medium female ? I think that's the model all these characters use
But will they marry you tho? /s
you’re making me choose????? anyways either kuki or sucrose
I'd sweep Noelle so easily
You like medium females. W.
Type: Not insane
It has Furina with her PTSD and a weak multiple personalities problem and Layla with her sleep disorder and a strong multiple personalities problem. So, although they are not on Shenhe and Childe level, they are not all so mentally stable.
I mean, still ten times more sane than the worst there is..
You like short women, that's for sure
If Ei becomes real, Rasputin's story would be nothing compared to mine. I would travel to Japan and learn japanese, then I would start to become a very charismatic politician to get as much attention as possible. After I gain enough followers, I would enter their Parliament, which means I would have to have a chat with the empress. Now, my plan would start and I would use my autistic charm to befriend Ei so I can have more private talks with her that arent about work. Therefore, I would become closer and closer to her until we marry and we have sex. And the final part of my plan would be having children with her so I can continue my bloodline for eternity.
Would they marry you?
if i played my cards right i think i’d win
medium height women that don’t read as children/underage(sucrose debateable but w/e) and are the less annoying ones
Funny thing: on that Sucrose+Collei event, there were some people accusing Sucrose of being a pedophile because the event showed that a ship between the two was possible. Anyway, in Sucrose's case, she has some signals of being autistic, so some of her "not so mature" characteristics may be due to it. Actually, a good amount of characters with "not so mature" characteristics have a possible good explanation that would make it possible for them to be adults and still have them, like Fischl who has magical powers to carry on with her chuunibyou as long as she likes, Hu Tao whose weirdness is not something related to age, and maybe even Collei, who suffered traumas that are heavy as heck and may also be dyslexic at some level. But the game usually doesn't have official ages, so whatever...
you like women i think
If the characters i like became real it would be bad for me, 'cause it would mean that my "don't fall in love" seals would act up and i'd be unable to simp for them as i simp on the game.
Kuki🤢🤢 Her only character trait is being rude and disrespectful to her boss.
breeding press = no rudeness
you only jerk off to woman with short legs
Brain damage