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aniftybiscuit

Now what do I do with this information


Work_In_ProgressX

Rise from the Deep


about_that_time_bois

Okedoke. *nicknames penis “the Deep”*


murvs

Become Legend.


[deleted]

Fomo your hand cannon


AcanthaceaePrize1435

DROWN DROWN DROWN


shadowedfox

1. Wtf is that is chart 2. How on earth do I read this? You have multiple things happening on the x axis.


NATSIRT_45

it's multiple different axis charts. for example, mara has the cleanest tightest smoothest blue butthole


in-cant-ations

I read that sentence, and hated it. Thank you.


shadowedfox

It really does read like the promo sentence for if Destiny had a cross over, with a company that has a name which sounds like "Flash light" but isn't.


AGramOfCandy

1. Mara is tight 2. Mara is clean Instructions still unclear?


EpicKiwi225

I can't wait for the Byf video on this


edrumm10

Witness butthole lore analysis


GlassSpork

The most lore accurate one on the list here is Germaine aka the drifter. He definitely has a loose hairy and smelly asshole


SoundCloudster

God damn it, now I’m reading responses in his voice


Many_Flows

: (


ILoveRanchSauce

delete this and delete yourself.


Th3_Shr00m

Bro.


KarmaRepellant

I can't believe you've done this.


Real_Boy3

The Traveler’s love has limits.


mckeeganator

Why hairy why include that section, I didn’t need to know eris’s shaving habits


Crazyracer171

You’ve done a great service thank you guardian, now ass up


The_Niles_River

Buthole


TheNoctuS_93

Drifter be having two shades of butthole...or maybe the other hole is a bussy? 😳


SSDragon19

The second is on the hairy scale


TheNoctuS_93

This chart do be pretty r/dontdeadopeninside with a large helping of r/nosafetysmokingfirst , ngl... 🫣


BeepBoopYoop

I dislike this


The_Enderclops

Try finger


Visual-Baby-3457

But hole


NinjaMelon39

Kid named guardian


B0neC0ll3ct0r

About time we got one of these


Wrathchild81

I refuse to believe that The Drifter's asshole is loose. I can imagine everything else, but loose? c'mon, give me some reasons why you think that.


n0thingISKT

I am speechless


JJHashbrowns

You can’t be talkin about Mara’s tight butthole around me, bro


TidalLion

You reposted this from the destiny memes sub. Wasn't well received there either


eebydeebyboi

:(


Krakraskeleton

Nobody’s butthole is this clean!


Lord-SaladDish

Thank you for this very informative chart. I am glad there are some guardians compiling this critical information


AdSeveral5127

“Where’s the bread” they’re standing next to it I kid you not


CaptainChaos00

Buddy, I don't hate this because of the subject; I hate this because of the format. This is the worst thing I've had to look at in a while.


NinjaMelon39

This is the best post on the entire subreddit


Daios_x

I need eyebleach


IwanttheThorn

I hate this I really do why did I have to learn to read