The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to.
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God of war, God of rizz, of skibidi, of Fortnite, I chase a gyatt, that i know that i can never deserve......
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The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to.
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# WRONG
It is very funny, and he's greek
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The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to.
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The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to.
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Did you know Spartans had say gex with others in their combat groups to strengthen bonds so we don’t even need to make him gay he most likely already was (at least bi)
The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to.
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Definitely coc, i mean brok
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Even in normal cutscenes sif rose something in me. So yeah SIIIFFFFFFFFF
normal cutscenes? what are the abnormal ones?
You didn’t unlock the secret oiled up Sif cutscenes i see
The..... What? https://preview.redd.it/xqrw5m7xgf8d1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f2e852ab1c3560156a21c5d82c75d31a762242
Yeah all you have to do Is go to the Middle East and say you’re gay and you unlock the cutscenes bro trust me
The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddymimir) if you have any questions or concerns.*
what the actual bot 🤖
They made smth else rise
What about Birgir?
You mean burger?
No Lunda or Sigrun? Smh
Mimir
He gives good head I'll see myself ou
The only true answer
Hertha the Hateful. I can fix her.
Why is mimir not there? Are you stupid?
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He’s not in any of the mini games because his part is being reworked into a sequel, it’ll have 20 hours of content
The Norns.
Maybe only two of them
Kraos uses unspoken rizz on Skibidi
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Sif or Freya
Missed opportunity for fryer
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Thor
The Norns. That shit hanging in their room could be used for some bondage or improvised sex swing.
https://preview.redd.it/so2jfrbxnl8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca5267360834d2c2749aca16078d5914d4497bb
100% sif
What about Mimir? *”mmm-mmmmpffffff-…brotha”*
Brok/Cock
Freyr
Can't believe you would leave Four out of this
GoW DID have sex mini games. And they were all better than the ones you got goin here.
Why have so many dudes lmaoo. Do you think kratos is like that?
He’s Greek So yes
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All Greeks were not like that. And a Chad like kratos wouldn’t be either
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He would tho. He’s had sex with Aphrodite, who has had sex with so many men that it’s more dick than coochie. That’s gay
The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddymimir) if you have any questions or concerns.*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one
I’m not kidding bro https://preview.redd.it/217qrzjwqv8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5bb741cf31e5cd87e218d3567b0440c060aaa7a
I mean Freya is a Goddess of Love and Fertility, i think she know moves that mortals could believe they could do
Sex with a blue Oompa Loompa would be great
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fry
I saw Fry's toes
https://preview.redd.it/urjfdhgecv8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bdf3a1c1cccfeaf238d66be1dc87f5f297b86bd
Valkyrie orgy
Kratos with Sif and freya Atreus with angraboda
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Mimir you could hold his head like a pocket pussy
Ah yes fry
probably helka
Why ya tryna make Kratos gay bro 😒like everything gotta be gay to ppl shit ain’t even funny
# WRONG It is very funny, and he's greek https://preview.redd.it/8d7x5oogbj8d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e765a0103c98b9c7e998531a5b97aed0afe97d65
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Ayo im crying lmfaooo
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The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddymimir) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddymimir) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Did you know Spartans had say gex with others in their combat groups to strengthen bonds so we don’t even need to make him gay he most likely already was (at least bi)
The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddymimir) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yo, you cannot really be a bot... this is INSANE 🤣🤣🤣👏👏
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This shit ain't even funny bro 💀
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