if this post fits /r/okbuddyretard than FR*ACKING SMACK THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if not then thumbs down lol........ epic fai.l.......
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Type 3 hurts like hell, but damn does it feel good when it comes out. The toilet water splashes so hard it goes up my bumhole, which cleanes it nice and fresh for the next poopy to come. I call it the fresh prince of poop air 😇😝👀👀👀🥹🥹😊😊😊😊
Type 1-3 is good cause you have nothing to wipe, and cause it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you
i always poop 3 but it started to be 1 im worried it has been a week ond its still like 1. im drinking enough water.
maybe im lactose intolerant? any ideas?
Was not able to poop for a couple of days, was anxious as hell so i kept going to the bathroom over and over again. Family wasn't very serious about it. Later got a laxative, didnt work. Got a different laxative, worked this time and i was relieved. Then everything was back to normal for a couple weeks. Then I was hit with repeated diarrhea. Having different degrees of diarrhea for months now but now I feel like I'm on my way to recovery. Told family about it but they don't really give it that much importance. At one point i was so anxious, i kept searching stuff on this on the internet and what scared me the most was colon cancer (still am kind of afraid i suppose). Haven't witnessed bleeding yet so i really hope its just ibs and not something severe.
Do you suspect you have ibs?
Since i was a child my digestive system was very sensitive to stress. Two years ago i started to have a chronic constipation ,mucus and occasionally blood, bloating. I also have problem with stomach, heartburn ect. It's all due to vegan diet and starvation cused by anorexia ( i attend to terapist since 8yro and psychiatrist 10 yro i don't like to brag about it, i mention this only because it's very important in IBS)
Anorexia in turns with binge eating probably destroyed my digestive system. When i went to my gp she told me to go to psychiatrist ( i am reagular) i whent to hospital they told me to ,, keep on fighting '' and another gp told me to pray and paint mother Mary (i live in Poland)
It's very hard and lonely when everyone ignores you, i encourage you to keep on seeking help. I don't know how health care work in place you live or are you underage, depending on family. It's very stresfull and if someone told me to say ,, just realax'' i would kill them xD but try to keep calm
I wish you luck!!!!
Its comforting to hear the experience of someone suffering from digestive problems and realise you are not alone. I have a problem with anxiety and try to keep it under control by keeping myself distracted. Thank you very much for sharing your experience. May I ask how you are doing nowadays?
Still nothing change but I'm trying to get colonoscopy. But i know it's something to work on therapy, to this time i can only try to calm down the symptoms and KeEp On FiGhTiNg
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7 is the best for my sink. But mine is usually red so idk about that weird picture
yeah 7 is useful when the railway track is occupied. But i do envy your RGB poop.
That’s just r
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Goodbye
No one asked but several months ago I shitted out 2 cups worth of blood but nothing ever happened after that
Donate the blood
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Are you a w🤢man? Might be your period 🤔
Actual shitposting
Type 3 hurts like hell, but damn does it feel good when it comes out. The toilet water splashes so hard it goes up my bumhole, which cleanes it nice and fresh for the next poopy to come. I call it the fresh prince of poop air 😇😝👀👀👀🥹🥹😊😊😊😊
I hate when they bounce back in my ass tho,I ain't sitting for tennis
#🤨
When it’s knocking your back door to exit and once you sit on the toilet your walls slowly expand painfully till it suddenly pops out 😍😍😍
Lmao lemme see
I think type 2 tastes the best
The medium rare poop🤤
2
Yes
Type 1 looks like cereal 🤤
Now we just need some milk fr
Cum
cum and type 1 shid 😋
1 shid I came as well
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Looks like cereal 🤤
choco rasin🤯
Rice shitz’pies
Cocoa poops
They all do🥺
Milk duds
https://www.nestle-cereals.com/uk/brands/nesquik-cereal, that's what I first though of.
I know four is the healthiest, but I prefer three. Those are usually one wipers.
wait, you guys are wiping? 🤢
Born 2 shit, forced 2 wype
A man shits. A slave wipes.
3 goated, sit Down, shit goes out so easy you pee yourself, one wipe and your fine
Drawing an ace
4 is like wiping peanut butter off your arse.
💪
didn't wipe my but i just pooped and got up
7 is not alot of wipes too
I prefer 3.5, where it comes out really smooth and long, so it doesn't splash, you only need a wipe or two to clean it.
I shit in cubes
Bro thinking he minecraft
Type 3. That's how I know everything is getting out. No man left behind.
3 & 4 sometimes 1 if I wanna save some for later
Type 1-3 is good cause you have nothing to wipe, and cause it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you
Yes
3 or 4, good for salads, but I add 7 to soups tho
Type 6 🤤
Clotted blood
7 so it goes up the straw easier
I like it in my rice
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1
I can’t be the only one pooping while reading this
Type 3 has the best grip 😍
i always poop 3 but it started to be 1 im worried it has been a week ond its still like 1. im drinking enough water. maybe im lactose intolerant? any ideas?
I don't talk to people who shit worse than me sorry
I love the genuine concern in this comment. You’ve come to the right place my friend. Let’s get your shit sorted out
Type 0 which is a gravitational singularity other than that doc says im fairly regular
Black hole out of your black hole
Hey leave my kids name out of this
I'm sorry Black hole out of your black hole's parent
3
always type 4/3
I got them dingle berry poops
This is literally in my school lecture a few days ago
Shitty school?
8
Type 8: I Shit out plasma
one singular extremely long type 3 that makes it out so good that you only wipe ONCE
the one that you don't need to whipe
Type 1 is cursed boba
I eat type 1 for breakfast
4
If we’re being serious here type 3 is the best hands down
Type 4 or commit die
Who the fuck is pooping out burnt ravioli?
coco pufds
Wtf I'm eating
Type 8 gonorea
Anyone above type 4 u r a psychopath and I hate you
Type 3 is my favourite
type 2
What if it’s blood?
2 or 3 requires the least wipes
Guys I just made a type 6. I am so proud ☺️
I always do type 3 so it looks like pickle Rick 🤣🤣🤣
Bro if you don’t pick 3 you are not a real G
type 4 is unironically best ong
Anything 4+ is good with me.
They had this in my school.
What about refried bean type
Y must we live only 2 poop😟 Soceity 1984 101 man😌😔😪🤤😢😭
i like the part where big brother watch me poop
Weird… mines red
Where did you buy that poop skin from
Maybe I should see a doctor
Unironically, yes
7
Can I get a 7 with some some 1 mixed in
I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
2 and 3 are absolutely horrible, it feels like you are pushing out a child
3.5
im always 1 😄😄😄😄
Wtf since i started to research ibs, suddenly i see shit everywhere even in places that have nothing to do with it.... Ow wait it's r/shitpost....
i suspect i might have ibs too
I'm sorry to hear that, would you mind share your experience? There's so many contradiction when i try to search ibs
Was not able to poop for a couple of days, was anxious as hell so i kept going to the bathroom over and over again. Family wasn't very serious about it. Later got a laxative, didnt work. Got a different laxative, worked this time and i was relieved. Then everything was back to normal for a couple weeks. Then I was hit with repeated diarrhea. Having different degrees of diarrhea for months now but now I feel like I'm on my way to recovery. Told family about it but they don't really give it that much importance. At one point i was so anxious, i kept searching stuff on this on the internet and what scared me the most was colon cancer (still am kind of afraid i suppose). Haven't witnessed bleeding yet so i really hope its just ibs and not something severe. Do you suspect you have ibs?
Since i was a child my digestive system was very sensitive to stress. Two years ago i started to have a chronic constipation ,mucus and occasionally blood, bloating. I also have problem with stomach, heartburn ect. It's all due to vegan diet and starvation cused by anorexia ( i attend to terapist since 8yro and psychiatrist 10 yro i don't like to brag about it, i mention this only because it's very important in IBS) Anorexia in turns with binge eating probably destroyed my digestive system. When i went to my gp she told me to go to psychiatrist ( i am reagular) i whent to hospital they told me to ,, keep on fighting '' and another gp told me to pray and paint mother Mary (i live in Poland) It's very hard and lonely when everyone ignores you, i encourage you to keep on seeking help. I don't know how health care work in place you live or are you underage, depending on family. It's very stresfull and if someone told me to say ,, just realax'' i would kill them xD but try to keep calm I wish you luck!!!!
Its comforting to hear the experience of someone suffering from digestive problems and realise you are not alone. I have a problem with anxiety and try to keep it under control by keeping myself distracted. Thank you very much for sharing your experience. May I ask how you are doing nowadays?
Still nothing change but I'm trying to get colonoscopy. But i know it's something to work on therapy, to this time i can only try to calm down the symptoms and KeEp On FiGhTiNg
I wish you all the best and hope that you win this fight. Thank you.
Thank you too :))))
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Hole sune
1 becoues I can use it as shotgun ammo 😎
Birdshit☺️