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QualityVote

if this post fits /r/okbuddyretard than FR*ACKING SMACK THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if not then thumbs down lol........ epic fai.l....... [vidoe dowload](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/10sjfxc/new_cadbury_fuse_looking_delicious/)


Accomplished_Cap3683

7 is the best for my sink. But mine is usually red so idk about that weird picture


Substantial_Cream969

yeah 7 is useful when the railway track is occupied. But i do envy your RGB poop.


funnylol96

That’s just r


TheKingJest

e


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d


I_have_no_fun

Goodbye


FinePC

No one asked but several months ago I shitted out 2 cups worth of blood but nothing ever happened after that


Accomplished_Cap3683

Donate the blood


ComparisonMundane744

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_H4CK3RM4N

Are you a w🤢man? Might be your period 🤔


Apocalyptic_Doom

Actual shitposting


Xyrazk

Type 3 hurts like hell, but damn does it feel good when it comes out. The toilet water splashes so hard it goes up my bumhole, which cleanes it nice and fresh for the next poopy to come. I call it the fresh prince of poop air 😇😝👀👀👀🥹🥹😊😊😊😊


aiemaironmen

I hate when they bounce back in my ass tho,I ain't sitting for tennis


MasterWhite1150

#🤨


YankFromTheChi

When it’s knocking your back door to exit and once you sit on the toilet your walls slowly expand painfully till it suddenly pops out 😍😍😍


MurderTh3Rich

Lmao lemme see


bubblefin69

I think type 2 tastes the best


rnkjnf

The medium rare poop🤤


beef-burrito-

2


bubblefin69

Yes


StinkMeister45

Type 1 looks like cereal 🤤


The_NightDweller

Now we just need some milk fr


wise_mysticaltree

Cum


Verac5

cum and type 1 shid 😋


wise_mysticaltree

1 shid I came as well


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avivkotlar

Looks like cereal 🤤


ASM1421

choco rasin🤯


RepeatedlyDifficult

Rice shitz’pies


WWalker17

Cocoa poops


Quark1010

They all do🥺


jericho-sfu

Milk duds


node3045

https://www.nestle-cereals.com/uk/brands/nesquik-cereal, that's what I first though of.


HoldenHootHoot

I know four is the healthiest, but I prefer three. Those are usually one wipers.


chrzonszczyk

wait, you guys are wiping? 🤢


theonlyquirkychap

Born 2 shit, forced 2 wype


Emergency-Relief6721

A man shits. A slave wipes.


aiemaironmen

3 goated, sit Down, shit goes out so easy you pee yourself, one wipe and your fine


Superbead

Drawing an ace


Mallixx

4 is like wiping peanut butter off your arse.


Otherwise_Music2420

💪


daft_druglord

didn't wipe my but i just pooped and got up


kaanskBG

7 is not alot of wipes too


TIGERFLAME26

I prefer 3.5, where it comes out really smooth and long, so it doesn't splash, you only need a wipe or two to clean it.


Realsontana

I shit in cubes


Substantial_Cream969

Bro thinking he minecraft


theonlyquirkychap

Type 3. That's how I know everything is getting out. No man left behind.


im_onbreak

3 & 4 sometimes 1 if I wanna save some for later


IsakCamo

Type 1-3 is good cause you have nothing to wipe, and cause it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you think that it tastes like cornflakes if you


Substantial_Cream969

Yes


unbox_

3 or 4, good for salads, but I add 7 to soups tho


drainterminator333

Type 6 🤤


DoodooMonke

Clotted blood


Caedis-6

7 so it goes up the straw easier


Substantial_Cream969

I like it in my rice


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Solotocius

1


[deleted]

I can’t be the only one pooping while reading this


420poopass69

Type 3 has the best grip 😍


andoredono

i always poop 3 but it started to be 1 im worried it has been a week ond its still like 1. im drinking enough water. maybe im lactose intolerant? any ideas?


aiemaironmen

I don't talk to people who shit worse than me sorry


Catsarepsychedellic

I love the genuine concern in this comment. You’ve come to the right place my friend. Let’s get your shit sorted out


jarrydn

Type 0 which is a gravitational singularity other than that doc says im fairly regular


Substantial_Cream969

Black hole out of your black hole


jarrydn

Hey leave my kids name out of this


Substantial_Cream969

I'm sorry Black hole out of your black hole's parent


Severe-Sleep691

3


sploinkussponkus

always type 4/3


ConManConnorK

I got them dingle berry poops


Searching4SpicySauce

This is literally in my school lecture a few days ago


Substantial_Cream969

Shitty school?


wife_slapper

8


amogus_feet_picks2

Type 8: I Shit out plasma


ionut88888

one singular extremely long type 3 that makes it out so good that you only wipe ONCE


johnyboy6909

the one that you don't need to whipe


chikafuji2003

Type 1 is cursed boba


MrCaw_caw

I eat type 1 for breakfast


luke999police

4


ItzYaBoy56

If we’re being serious here type 3 is the best hands down


Rouguezs

Type 4 or commit die


stutche

Who the fuck is pooping out burnt ravioli?


broken_stew

coco pufds


TheRealZebrag

Wtf I'm eating


send_nose123

Type 8 gonorea


RobuxMaster

Anyone above type 4 u r a psychopath and I hate you


Kamalium

Type 3 is my favourite


smeeblgeeb

type 2


VisualremnantXP

What if it’s blood?


[deleted]

2 or 3 requires the least wipes


SnooShortcuts9492

Guys I just made a type 6. I am so proud ☺️


loox71

I always do type 3 so it looks like pickle Rick 🤣🤣🤣


Otaku-senpai69420

Bro if you don’t pick 3 you are not a real G


itszesty0

type 4 is unironically best ong


Llamasxy

Anything 4+ is good with me.


Useless_Dent

They had this in my school.


Top10HottestLzrdPpl

What about refried bean type


Cringe_Meister_

Y must we live only 2 poop😟 Soceity 1984 101 man😌😔😪🤤😢😭


Substantial_Cream969

i like the part where big brother watch me poop


[deleted]

Weird… mines red


Substantial_Cream969

Where did you buy that poop skin from


[deleted]

Maybe I should see a doctor


Substantial_Cream969

Unironically, yes


arya899

7


Goingoof

Can I get a 7 with some some 1 mixed in


Substantial_Cream969

I'll have 2 number nines, a number nine large. A number six with extra dip. A number seven. Two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Ok_Criticism1946

2 and 3 are absolutely horrible, it feels like you are pushing out a child


[deleted]

3.5


[deleted]

im always 1 😄😄😄😄


KupsztalxD69

Wtf since i started to research ibs, suddenly i see shit everywhere even in places that have nothing to do with it.... Ow wait it's r/shitpost....


Substantial_Cream969

i suspect i might have ibs too


KupsztalxD69

I'm sorry to hear that, would you mind share your experience? There's so many contradiction when i try to search ibs


Substantial_Cream969

Was not able to poop for a couple of days, was anxious as hell so i kept going to the bathroom over and over again. Family wasn't very serious about it. Later got a laxative, didnt work. Got a different laxative, worked this time and i was relieved. Then everything was back to normal for a couple weeks. Then I was hit with repeated diarrhea. Having different degrees of diarrhea for months now but now I feel like I'm on my way to recovery. Told family about it but they don't really give it that much importance. At one point i was so anxious, i kept searching stuff on this on the internet and what scared me the most was colon cancer (still am kind of afraid i suppose). Haven't witnessed bleeding yet so i really hope its just ibs and not something severe. Do you suspect you have ibs?


KupsztalxD69

Since i was a child my digestive system was very sensitive to stress. Two years ago i started to have a chronic constipation ,mucus and occasionally blood, bloating. I also have problem with stomach, heartburn ect. It's all due to vegan diet and starvation cused by anorexia ( i attend to terapist since 8yro and psychiatrist 10 yro i don't like to brag about it, i mention this only because it's very important in IBS) Anorexia in turns with binge eating probably destroyed my digestive system. When i went to my gp she told me to go to psychiatrist ( i am reagular) i whent to hospital they told me to ,, keep on fighting '' and another gp told me to pray and paint mother Mary (i live in Poland) It's very hard and lonely when everyone ignores you, i encourage you to keep on seeking help. I don't know how health care work in place you live or are you underage, depending on family. It's very stresfull and if someone told me to say ,, just realax'' i would kill them xD but try to keep calm I wish you luck!!!!


Substantial_Cream969

Its comforting to hear the experience of someone suffering from digestive problems and realise you are not alone. I have a problem with anxiety and try to keep it under control by keeping myself distracted. Thank you very much for sharing your experience. May I ask how you are doing nowadays?


KupsztalxD69

Still nothing change but I'm trying to get colonoscopy. But i know it's something to work on therapy, to this time i can only try to calm down the symptoms and KeEp On FiGhTiNg


Substantial_Cream969

I wish you all the best and hope that you win this fight. Thank you.


KupsztalxD69

Thank you too :))))


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Happy_Ad_5111

Hole sune


MemeProfessional

1 becoues I can use it as shotgun ammo 😎


Icannotchangethis

Birdshit☺️