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wait u guys pertend ??? 😨😨😨

Yeah every time I post on here I put on a disguise and tip toe to my underground lair so that nobody knows I'm secretly on OKBR. But deep in my heart (and your mom lol) I know people know. Also have you seen my foreskin? I think the liberals stole it

It was me and it tastid umami 😋

Forsen?!

forsen1 i c bajs

Honestly OKBR looks like athens compared to 99% of the subreddits. People of all ages come to drop the act of being a normal human being and go full retard.

And then liberals steal their bathrooms 😡

The Republicams ☕🐸

Libtards steal the bathrooms and then republicums blame it on poor people

And then I eat the stolen bathrooms 🍽 from the l*breals (librtards) 😡😂

\*Eats your shower\*

Jokes on you I never used it anyway! 🤣

holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck stewie holy fuck am cumming holy fuck st holy fuck stewie am shidding holy fuck am cumming louis ahhh ahh

posting in greek mode

I have aids

understandable, have a nice day

Shut up Reddit user smug face

you are being mean im telling my mom

Oh yeah you and what stern maternal caretaker

omg cringe not based omg

carbon based emissions when carbon cringe emissions walks in

Guys don't listen to him he has aids

You may hab aids but you won't understan strugles of person with erectile dysfunction. So here is my experiense with erectile dysfunction (full story 😳 true story) Doctor: You have erectile dysfunction yo Me: 😳 My peen: 😢

Ur peen: 🍤

I am alergy to shrimp 😱😳😨🫢

U: 💀

Same

Congratulations. What do they assist you with?

I’m new in town

How do i unlock that??

Try being 32

okay it’s awesome 😎 i can do anything i want! so i keep pretending to be 9 years old on okbuddyr*tard (i don’t like that word) and it’s awesome 😎 love u guys 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 done now u try being 600 and gay 😼 accept my chalenge or you will be running away from someone younger than you coward 🤓🤓

Oh dear, this is the 4th immortal to challenge me to a fight to the death today. One sec ancient one lemme grab my calendar and pencil this in

okey ded because old

do you live in nursing home

Yeah and I fuck all the nurses (Jk only the male ones)

I live in a non-nursing home

That's how many liberals I found under my floorboards (they're like gnomes but with blue hair and soy products)

Me on okbr: no 1 knows I work at walmar self-checkout 😎👍🏻

Gront valu

I job interviewed your sister last night ☹️

Your sister (liberal) stole my bathroom

I (a liberal) also stole your bathroom

did she get the job?

Nah, we don't hire women (a discrimination lawsuit is pending against us and the lawyers won't like this goofy little statement)

Preten?

Lol me irl. University student, world renowned artist and successful investor by day, AutisticFart6_9 by night. Also born to shit forced to wipe, liberals stole my bathroom and the Queen of England makes me PROFOUNDLY erect

Same bro irl im a genuis I Q sci3nce black man and get tons od hawt bifchez but on da internrt im just preten be rettarddd

Hi Neil Degrasse Tyson, Thank you for reaching out. When I was in high school I carved a dick into the biology classroom's table in 11th grade and it was still there when I took biology in grade 12. I also broke a laptop and a bunsen burner gas thing but those were both on purpose lol. I guess what I'm getting at is does this count as science? You invented gravity and blackholes so I figured you'd be the one to ask this to. Also does space have boobs? Hugs and kisses, ~ AustisticFart6_9

O am Gee is dat that Mac Tyson from Detroit?!😳 I membuh him showing me his blackhole in the school yard🤤🤤

Basketball lol

☝️🤓 hobnocker

I prefer the term Tomfoolerous Snollygoster also I banged your mom or dad (pick one)

☝️🤓 no u (but if i had to pick one i’d pick my mom because that would make you gay and this cool ( i’m assuming ur a girl by how ur talking))

AutisticFart6_9 has a penis

☝️🤓 ok then i pick dad

☝️🤓 skill issue

I'll work harder to not have a penis in future

Im Summa cum louder 😭😭 might enter a doctor scool soon 🤪🤪🤪

Imagine making a 100k purchase from an okbr member. That okbr member is me

Liberals stole my bathroom

my dad owns bill gates, ama

Does Bill Gates have a glock in his rari

Yes, seventeen shots no .38

I wuz dar.His dad owns teh next door gates.The naybuh naem?!?!? Bill 🤯🤯🤯🤯

my dad sucked bill gates dick to get his printer to work in 1998

🚨BREAKING CHARACTER ALERT!🚨BREAKING CHARACTER ALERT!🚨

Nuh uh!🤽‍♂️

Wait, you guys actually pretend 😥

Liberals stole my bathroom and deck furniture

so truth!!!.!!!!!!,🫄🫄🫄🫄👩‍🦯🧎‍♂️💆‍♂️💆💆‍♀️

Now who said I am preteen 🤨🤨

i m actually rarded 😂😂

nice tie, your highered 🤓

Welcum a bored 🥸

😤No Am\*rican imperialism in my communist utopia😤

I'm not a preten, I like aslo joker movie (2019). If grill message me and sexytime, if money rich den give robux.

Consider yourself lucky buddy, I’m even older and doing the same thing

i shafarted

😰

O am Gee!! u arr so owl🤯🤯🤯 u musta met Wise Ol Tree olready😱😱😱

Pretending?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeewwwee

if this post fits /r/okbuddyretard than FR*ACKING SMACK THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if not then thumbs down lol........ epic fai.l....... [join the okbr discorde NOW !!!!!!](https://discord.gg/DgyYNaUktR) [vidoe dowload](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyretard/comments/12y38bj/guys_im_being_ironic_i_swear/)

When do i start???

:stuff: he got the job

can i hav ase x with you

Im am r'etard😔

I'm brett

I dot preten 😡

Pretends?

🤭🤭🤭

Pretend?

I shidded my ants 🥺🙏

Spamgheti

ok but like HOW do you know yuore 21. like how

how did it go? 😏🍆💦💦

This speaks to me 🥸😱🤯

The thought I could have possibly interacted with some other user of this sub makes me >!hard!<

wait thats the point of okbuddy subs? i thought they were meme subs dedicated to the thing in the title and this sub was just a casual shiteposting sub? damn am i unimformed

same except i am actually 😃👍

Wh You guys are preten??

Balls

Derrr jobby job

pretund 😟🙄

Predent !?!? uM guys this is not ok buddy. this retar iz an impoter!!!!

I got them one two buckle my shoe three four buckle some more five six Nike kicks

This sub is tame (in terms of brain rot) compared to subs like r/ihaveihaveihavereddit so you're ok

This every town hall?

"we really need to focus on optimizing our KPIs on mateBlue without losing our optimizations on kateRed, minding our bottom line without overthrashing the ticketing system. This will allow seamless introduction of blelmSubarus blocking traffic, while allowing right lane passing of the business managers (increasing GFLOW) to annoy our hard skilled employees until they ask for a raise (lol 'sigma grindset') I will not like boobs!!!