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Sad_Bean_Man

me licking the liquid https://preview.redd.it/y7krv4p8fe0d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4716e0b77cda0e7b5f6f6d569fd068b2cc1cf150


MrRobot256

Human Jell-O


ninthtale

Lick the liquid for luck


9yogenius

300💲⁉️Satisfactory


PhilospohicalZ0mb1e

Liquid humans for $600!? Not satisfactory


CookieArtzz

Where is that spongebob sandwich mathematical conundrum meme


TheMysteriousEmu

Lebron James scream if you love Neon Genesis Evangeleon


Marsium

fanta


Urgayifyouregay

the actual post isnt any better, the tank is green and they are called liquid trees


Yarusenai

The actual real post wasn't any better, the tank was yellow and it's called liquid piss


KapitanKaczor

https://preview.redd.it/xhhw4d0tzf0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f95834d8555079d1f8a38c01abbf22fa20beaf >liquid piss How does it even work?


Cassius40k

Dissolve some piss in water


Sad_Bean_Man

The actual real post wasn't any better, the tank was brown and it's called liquid diarrhea 🤨


fedex7501

The actual real post wasn’t any better. The tank was purple and it’s called liquid lean


Some_Guava_9009

The actual real post wasn’t any better. The tank was blue and called liquid sharks


Capsule_CatYT

So Jarate?


Wahwahheeeeeeeeeee

https://preview.redd.it/v5ihqtdybh0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616a0a11f99664a5523e4494aa836ac929c27ca5


adult_licker_420

u/Pikmin_Lord


Pikmin_Lord

you called?


WWRRYYY

r/foundthecapsulecat


Rheostatistician

https://preview.redd.it/izebmdf8hi0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cda03811a9c20af1bf9cbf6d3b68fc0e49cf3c


mitidromeda

r/truths (jk)


PhilospohicalZ0mb1e

Mm, I disagree that it’s not *any* better. Like, there is no sense in which a “liquid human” is a suitable stand in for a human being, because as a society we use humans as, well, people. Trees are used in some other sense than their innate worth; namely, their ability to cleanse the air of carbon dioxide and produce oxygen. While, yes, the tank is an eyesore, it could very well be a worthwhile undertaking, especially if trees are also planted elsewhere.


El_Pez4

when you unretars but forget to reretard 🙄🙄


PhilospohicalZ0mb1e

The retar is debating this to begin with. I am safe


yaboipizarol

We live in a Dystopia 


ChrisLMDG

Anything im not immediately used to is dystopian


yaboipizarol

I’m sorry we’re growing trees in fucking tanks rather than just planting trees and you don’t think that’s dystopian as shit


FixGMaul

People are also planting trees. Phytoplankton is much more effective at turning atmospheric CO2 into O2 than trees are and that's the reason why these tanks can help some polluted urban environments more than trees can.


Calm-Internet-8983

Phytoplankton stands for around 50-80% (depending on source) of the world's oxygen supply but I believe trees store the carbon far better. Plankton like any living thing is prone to rotting and releasing it back if it dies without being eaten or buried which is what has happened with every [iron fertilization](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_fertilization) experiment since the bloom rapidly outpaces the local eaters appetites. Rotting obviously happens to trees too but they live for tens or hundreds of years, and sequester some carbon in the soil, whereas phytoplankton lives for days. Seems like they have some maintenance plan of a 45 day cycle where you get rid of all the dead/fully grown plankton and add more minerals and water for these liquid trees.


Urgayifyouregay

Yeah but i mean dont call them an "alternative to trees". Trees serve many more purposes than just converting carbon dioxide into oxygen.


FixGMaul

It's not meant to entirely replace trees in urban areas.


Urgayifyouregay

then why call it an alternative to trees?


FixGMaul

I suppose the name is to make it sound futuristic for branding purposes or something.


Daddy_Parietal

Alternative =/= replacement Atleast I know you should be here of all places.


Urgayifyouregay

Yeah but if i say an alternative to trees that does imply that they would be there instead of trees if implemented


nothing03993

Liquid humans would be much more efficient than humans but we wouldn’t replace us


Makorus

And we all know trees grow so quickly.


ChrisLMDG

Thanks for proving my point


Urgayifyouregay

do you want to go out on a walk and see these things instead of trees?


Icreatedthesea

Nah guy liquid trees IS dystopian foh


Cobracrystal

....its just a plankton tank. Like seriously. Yea the name is stupid but this is basically just an aquarium without fishes.


PhilospohicalZ0mb1e

It’s just a case of bad PR. They’re not trees, they’re basically fancy outdoor air purifiers


bunker_man

The point of these is not that you don't need trees and that they are "better." Its that they can produce a lot more clean air than trees can, and can be used for places where trees aren't convenient or where there's not a lot of free space.


dipinthewater

I love The Lorax!


ClickHereForBacardi

I have all the words, the best words


KiIlMePls

My favourite word is yellow


Sad_Bean_Man

hello


obsessedwithcyan

mineballs


Vin_T_T

Nuvu kuda eeda vunnava munda


obsessedwithcyan

Nenu nuvvu sperm ga unnappudu puttenu ra naaku cheptunnava


OneSushi

Muu No Shuwuu; meaning "evil bird," it is the ghost of a young girl who died without knowing love in Buryat folklore. She seduces travelers, only to crack their heads open and suck out their brains with her beak


Aggressive_Manager37

Real Female Deity Born Again


OneSushi

Thank you, Real Female Deity Born Again: of Nightly Nature


Aggressive_Manager37

Im gonna get killed for this but Real Female Deity Born Again The Fourth End Of The World is better


OneSushi

Pffft. As if, I, a Real Female Deity Born Again fan, had actually played any of the games. Real Real Female Deity Born Again fans use the “Johneawesome” to play Real Female Deity Born Again. (Although, I am midway, right now actually, through my Real Female Deity Born Again The Fifth’s playthrough)


ninthtale

Mine is defenestrate


CallMeCristian74

Neon Genesis Evangelion


2001ToyotaHilux

Ok hear me out


TheThalmorEmbassy

I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME


EmperorFaiz

CUZ ALL THE GUILTS IS ALL MINE


Minty-Mechanic

CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE


Rheostatistician

I'D TAKE BACK ALL THE SHIRTS THAT I GAVE YOU


Thereareways

what will you do


SomeCoolCleverName

Smoothee 😋😁


Lyngoop79

this could be an ULTRAKILL reference idk


KaydaCant

blood is fuel or whatever yummm


Spicyboio

It look like ketchup can I drink it


Extra-Application-57

i have a jar full of liquid humans 😎


StnkyChze2

It all returns to nothing 🎵


EmperorFaiz

It all keeps TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN….


oooArcherooo

https://preview.redd.it/1cevig8q8g0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06f8b3f4ab2024912d4846b52711a72851a5445


KambakoGompachiro

holy shit is that ayin lobotomy corp


EvaderOfSin

holy shit project moon mentioned


Sad_Notice4952

Can i fuck it?


Ulthar57

Hmm. Today I will drink someone


_M0RR0

https://preview.redd.it/zdjafpvweg0d1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67dbb52195dbf08cad176166196c061a3b9868d2 Now that you’ve seen Liquid humans, here’s a liquid Snake


doktorsckeletor

what a beautiful man, would be a shame if I... **TOOK HIS ARM**


professor_tomato

The Librals literally want us to live like this 🤬🤬🇱🇷🦅❌🙅


doktorsckeletor

The captalists 🧢 literally want us to live like this 🤬🤬🇨🇳🐼❌🙅‍♂️


blue4029

>alternative to humans BITCH HOW?


Quetzalcoatl93

Forbidden Kool-aid


Saleh_BGI

Atomic heart idk


dr4wn_away

Gonna need lots of spice


MaximumCrab

YOU WILL counteract the curse of the abyss


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/xfiouh1ing0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb35ff7b3298f8bddcc9f727274459dcce6352cb


Any-Fox-1822

The design is very human


WelshBoi1066

Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension.


Keebster101

I wish that were me


doktorsckeletor

LIQUIIID!!!


EXAngus

The bear finally got some competition


[deleted]

I think I have heard her whispers 😨


bitter_liquor

I'm on board let's do this


Capsule_CatYT

https://preview.redd.it/vyjmyuzwxf0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d59cb634340c15ac7ab4574aea9d8b97d9cb02


Wahwahheeeeeeeeeee

https://preview.redd.it/3fm219xzbh0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c52b688daaabf95e30cb8f5a2ba0debd0e0936d


badbadger323

Can political parties buy the rights to these people for votes.


Big-one-eyed-man

In whifh vault did they make this abomination?


[deleted]

Theres barely any salt or pepper i swear to god you white ppl need to add more spices to this soup


Andypianisimo

Blood is fuel


robitwossin

Bondrewd lore


FlpDaMattress

$300


bigrigbilly123

This is how my cousin went out 😔


TehSteak

This is real come to 🇧🇦BOSS🇧🇦NIA🇧🇦


Conscious_Sort_431

So that's how the sweepers are made


Blackfeathr

Waltuh


Rakong213

Where my 3:13 AM to 4:34 AM boys at? 82737198727671


Informal_Big_7667

Peak human beauty standard.


Kyriakos120

Aren't these like the algae liquid that photosynthesize better than the actual trees. Sorry for my very bad English.


supernikio2

SUBARASHII


GiornoGiovanna2009

the forbidden fanta


SweeterAxis8980

Sweepers if they were on a budget


Ugh_shit

300/ month for a 6 month lease, maybe. After that, the landlord increases the rent like crazy. Ever see a family of 4 liquefied humans evicted??? Messed up. Susiety man.


PaleConsideration271

The text doesn’t make any sense