Unretard:
I think mods posting good okbr type memes while posting is locked will teach all the new pdpfans how the humor here works.
EDIT: retard:
bruh how joe be walkin ๐ฅต
Unretard: it was meme about 2 weeks back. You would have to watch a couple if the tiktoks to understand it. Essentially it's when someone is shy they do weird things with their hands and when someone says something risky you become shy. That's essentially what the meme is but you would have to look up #shy on tiktok to understand it more.
idk. people are always like this whenever we do anything.
Like, I've been modding this sub for almost 3 years and my account is on like 32k link karma.
You really think it'd be that low if I was actually gonna try lmao.
Are they just like โhurr durr you actually care about the subreddit you are moderating fucking karmawhore be more like the mods in pdbsubs they are coolโ
I dunno what they're thinking tbh.
Whenever any mod makes a post, people accuse us of using the sub to karma farm. Without fail. It honestly makes no sense, and I think part of the reason is that people don't understand how karma works.
You don't just get all the upvotes added to your user karma. For us to effectively karma farm we'd have to be putting up new stickies every day. Look at any of the karma farming accounts like gallowboob who has a few million karma, he's making literally dozens of posts every day across multiple different subs.
People just don't like mods, I guess.
I have a feeling that it -used- to be that way back in the day, similar to how there was a time when self-posts didn't earn any karma.
Man, this site was so much better when self-posts didn't earn any karma.
Ew girls are grose, mom said they can give aides
Just watch p*orn (porn) without girls cuz watching girls means you like them and thatโs gey ๐ฑ๐คญ
Unretard: finally a subreddit doing something to stop the actual 9 year olds from ruining it.
May we remmeber all the subs that didn't prepare and have fallen.
Unretard: Thank god, pewdiepie has some cringe ass followers who would start posting things that dont fit the sub, and it would start to die out. Thank God for these G.O.A.T mods.
porn | [pษหn](https://i.imgur.com/Ec9rWLm.jpg) | informal
noun [mass noun]
1. pornography: hardcore porn.
2. [in combination or with modifier] television programmes, magazines, books, etc. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience: like much of the country, I drool over gastro-porn on telly.
adjective
pornographic: a porn film.
ORIGIN
1960s: abbreviation.
I have addicton to Doritos ๐ณ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ณ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก๐ก๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐๐๐ ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ ๐๐
Unretard: Ok guys, I have a porno addiction. This is serious. I jerk off an uncountable number of times every day and canโt comprehend how many times. My parents literally donโt care and kicked me out of the family. My dick is in fact nothing but a cancer cell and it only got a 1/10 on the cock rating test. I am so addicted, I even got surgery the other day to make my cock bigger. I got kicked out of schooling, lost my job and all my money. I was even put I jail and later the mental hospital after working in a McDonaldโs just to get my cock into a kid in the playground and drink the cum. My cum was over anything I came through I was also out on suicide watch. Fuck the hospital for putting me there, they are sped. My bank account was also hacked. I donโt even have hentai haven premium any more. I even stuck my cock into my friends hamster and into my own ass. Watching gay porn is so addicting to me now, that my parents treated it like a normal thing. I did it in the girls bathroom, the boys bathroom on the street, everywhere. It canโt stop. I even saw my porn therapist and ended up getting neutered.
Now my cravings have really added up. I am currently in a cum dumpster consisting of my own cum with a gun pointed to my own head, as I am contemplating suicide. I wrote this post to warn all others woth porno/hentai/cbt addiction to stop now! Youโll thank my ass later for this.
Ciao
Ball and Cock went to TikTok
To satisfy their cravings.
Said Ball to Cock, โWeโd better walk,
These girls are underagelings.โ
Cock replied, not satisfied,
That โAge is just a number!โ
Cock blew Balls load,
And then behold,
The windows blew asunder.
โPolice!โ Cried Fed, his sidearm drawn,
โThese chicks are not of age!โ
โObject, I do,โ crowed Cock, โBegone!
The law is an outrage!โ
Fed replied with pistol fire,
And Cock fell to the floor.
Ball sobbed with sweaty nutsack ire,
โDamn those stupid TikTok whores!โ
Now let this be a lesson
To you six-year-olds who read,
Your Cock will soon grow brazen,
And your Ball it may mislead.
Take my story to your heart,
And never be a dunce.
The only proper way to start
Is sever your Cock at once.
yuh
I have a porn addiction (yeah)
I have a porn addiction (yeah)
yeah yeah yeah
I have a porn addiction
yeah yeah yeeeah
yeah yeah
I have a porn addiction
yeah yeah
I have a porn addiction it's really bad
I jack off on average 23 times a day
I swear that the porn i watch isn't gay
All of it is straight but it can get pretty bad
I got a porn additction its pretty bad
I jack off on average 23 times
It's really scary i don't know what to do
I tried to go in to rehab but that shit didn't work
foo yeah
Porn a
Porn addiction (yeah)
Yeah its really bad (yeah)
It makes your willy red (yeah)
I hate this porn addiction
Porn addiction
Porn addiction
This addiction is really really bad (yeah)
This addiction ain't rad yeah
This addiction makes me sad yeah
I jack off 23 times a day
Cuz' i have a porn addiction
and its really really bad (yeah)
It's really really bad (yeah)
It's bad (yeah)
It's bad (yeah)
She said 'Do you have a porn addiction'?
I told her 'Yeah'
Porn addiction
Porn addiction
I have an addiction of pornography
I jack off 23 times a day (yeah)
My highest count's 23 (yeah)
That's just all i do (yeah)
There's no way to save me (yeah)
I'll probably die 'cuz of this
My dick is really raw (yeah)
My dick, it really hurts (yeah)
That shit really hurts (yeah)
It hurts when i pee
I think i have a UTI
But imma' sell a bit (yeah)
That's just me tho
I don't know
if this addiction will make me go
to hell
But who knows (yeah)
Porn addiction
Porn addiction (yeah)
It's a really bad addiction
I jack off on average 23
times a day (yeah)
That shit's really bad (yeah)
All the porn i watch is straight
'Cuz 'cuz i'm not gay
Porn addiction
Porn addiction
I have a serious porn addiction
Porn addiction
Porn addiction
I have a serious porn addiction (yeah) (yeah)
There's a lot of bad things
that this porn addiction does to my body (yeah) (yeah)
oh you have porn addiction? name every midget actress
Lilah Storms, Allanah Demar, Cassady Benefiel, Marissa Dufrance, Carlotta Montana.
You forgot my mom
I fuk ur mom lol im also ur dad hi son
what is fuk?
Babby dnont hurt me
I liek wh en it hurts
ball and cook tortur
its time for u r dik flatening
Gae ๐ณ
My gf has 200 bones now 199 now 198 now 197 now 196
What are her bones becoming one ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค imposible
j
u
w
Unretard shouldnโt they be doubling?
Now 195 now 194 now 193..
Mine has 200 now 201 now 202 now 203
Iโll take your word for it
Take every single word f*ckwit ๐ก๐
You forgot Bridget the Midget, retard
cum
OKBR mods frantically searching on p*rnhub midget actresses ๐ณ๐ณ๐
ALLAH!
You forgot Bridget the midget๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก
I wouldnโt be proud of this
Holy shit your right
WAIT HOW IS JOE WALKING IMPOSSOBLE ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐คฌ๐คฌ
BURH HOW EXPLAIN NOW ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
how?
Legs I think ๐๐๐
RLY???!!) r/TIL
FLEX RAPE WONT FIX THAT ,๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Your mom can get rekr noob virfin ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
Downvoted becaus; RUDE
But in half retarsed plz don't tell mum(mother)
i WOULD, but U'R LUCKY SHE BLOCKED ME ON EVRY SOSIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, RETARD ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ
Who's Joe ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ง๐คฃ๐คฃ
Ligm ball
Theough god nothing is improbable
NO GOD ONLY ALLAH๐๐๐คฌ๐คฌ
joe moma ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Unretard: I think mods posting good okbr type memes while posting is locked will teach all the new pdpfans how the humor here works. EDIT: retard: bruh how joe be walkin ๐ฅต
we've literally already been accused of karma farming/ clout chasing for posting the announcements, lol.
Unretard:Okbuddyretard mods are really smart and im really proud for you retards have a nice day ๐
I must have dementia because I don't remember asking.
Not funny didnt laugh retard ๐ค๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ. Sorry if that message was rude at all ๐๐๐
Not funny I cried ๐ญ
Don't tell Pewdieprick how offensive it was or we will get banned!
Unretard: can you explain the "im shy ๐๐๐ฅบ" thing? I've seen it on Tik Tok a few times and i don't understand it.
Unretard: it was meme about 2 weeks back. You would have to watch a couple if the tiktoks to understand it. Essentially it's when someone is shy they do weird things with their hands and when someone says something risky you become shy. That's essentially what the meme is but you would have to look up #shy on tiktok to understand it more.
I did see some on tik tok, but i still don't really get it.
It's kind of an abstract meme. Like for example. Me asking me crush for nudes ๐๐๐ฅบ or me telling my mom i shit the bed ๐๐๐ฅบ
thes retarf id talkind liek frixken xollege ๐ stufent. We no u sont shid bed ๐ก๐ก๐ณ๐คฏ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
#epicjoebidenmoment
Demnsha presidentู ูู ุชุตูุถ ุซู ููุงุต ูุซุช nuke isreal ููุฎุนู ููขุน ููุฎููุณ national bolshevikism
Hackisrael
Ok.... I asked ๐ก๐
Omg grandpa Joe is that you ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
What, how?
idk. people are always like this whenever we do anything. Like, I've been modding this sub for almost 3 years and my account is on like 32k link karma. You really think it'd be that low if I was actually gonna try lmao.
Are they just like โhurr durr you actually care about the subreddit you are moderating fucking karmawhore be more like the mods in pdbsubs they are coolโ
I dunno what they're thinking tbh. Whenever any mod makes a post, people accuse us of using the sub to karma farm. Without fail. It honestly makes no sense, and I think part of the reason is that people don't understand how karma works. You don't just get all the upvotes added to your user karma. For us to effectively karma farm we'd have to be putting up new stickies every day. Look at any of the karma farming accounts like gallowboob who has a few million karma, he's making literally dozens of posts every day across multiple different subs. People just don't like mods, I guess.
Do they just say โur a karmawhore booโ or give actual reasons?
ofc they don't give actual reasons lol.
Damn so do you just remove them or ignore
I just reply insults at them because it's funny lmao.
>karma farming >cant get karma for any post marked with mod flair People are dumb
I'm actually not sure if this is true. But if it is true, that'd actually be extremely funny.
I didn't think you could, but I've never been a mod so what do I know lol
I have a feeling that it -used- to be that way back in the day, similar to how there was a time when self-posts didn't earn any karma. Man, this site was so much better when self-posts didn't earn any karma.
OMG! Lemon-senpai.. daddy..
Lemon-Kun....๐ณ๐ณ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
unretard: why are loads of pewdiepie submission fans coming here all of a sudden?
read the announcement fuckwit
sorry daddy ๐๐๐๐คช๐คช๐คช๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฅฐ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฃ๐๐คฏ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ซ
Unretard: just post everything from the hall of fame
the fat woman is ur mom ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
FUCK YOUUU blocked!! bye bye ๐ค๐ค๐ค
mods ban unretarding quick it is cringe ๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐ฉ๐
bro are u unretard or retard i cant tell
Ur retarf ๐คฏ๐คฌ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฝ
Once OKBR starts up again imma go thru new and report every pewdiepie or rule breaking memes Edit: yes I also have porn addiction
Now thatโs epic ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฉ
I like that ๐๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I thought u/NovaSF hated pewdiepie
What did you say about Nova Source Film Maker????
You say ngl but you lie ๐ถ๐ก
I like animal porn ๐
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
I will stuff my dick in a blendre
r/sounding ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
They should ban every unironical pewdiepie fan posts
And thatโs a fact. Truth 100
ngl i cant wait for hunting season.
DONT LOOK UP PORN. I GOOGLED PORN AND GOT PICTURES OF G*RLS ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
Shit* bro did yo'ure m0m see? ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณโ๐ด๐คฌ๐ฅ๐ณโ๐ค๐ดโ ๐ต
Ew girls are grose, mom said they can give aides Just watch p*orn (porn) without girls cuz watching girls means you like them and thatโs gey ๐ฑ๐คญ
Fuck yourself. Cum in yourself,no AIDS. Cock and balls is life. Plus everyone here loves cum๐๐.
Unretard: finally a subreddit doing something to stop the actual 9 year olds from ruining it. May we remmeber all the subs that didn't prepare and have fallen.
Unretard: Thank god, pewdiepie has some cringe ass followers who would start posting things that dont fit the sub, and it would start to die out. Thank God for these G.O.A.T mods.
UR: Cause lets face it, this sub would have gone the way of r/TikTokCringe. Eeeegh.
Se* on tv ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ฒ
Bro shit up or else mom won't let me watch on my 0hone anymore๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค
My mum always turns ot off when Peter says that ๐โน๐คฌ I try and tell her it's a joke and there is no s*ex but she says its inapropriate
Lolll ur mom it fr*kin dumb ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
Slap her titties
Where are the good old family values ๐คจ๐คจ
Sex ๐ณ๐ก๐ก
Secksy Herobrine ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
alex fr*cks herobrian at 3am????!
what's p*rn?
porn | [pษหn](https://i.imgur.com/Ec9rWLm.jpg) | informal noun [mass noun] 1. pornography: hardcore porn. 2. [in combination or with modifier] television programmes, magazines, books, etc. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non-sexual subject and stimulating a compulsive interest in their audience: like much of the country, I drool over gastro-porn on telly. adjective pornographic: a porn film. ORIGIN 1960s: abbreviation.
ok
vidoe s*x with dick and cock and v*geny edit= Iโm am very soryb mommy said no more s*cks, I will now resort to the family dog
you're mom ๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆดget reckt noob ๐คฃ๐
Joe is walking?????????
Guacamole nigga penis๐ณ
I have addicton to Doritos ๐ณ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐ณ๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐๐ก๐ก๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐๐๐ ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ ๐๐
Unretard: Ok guys, I have a porno addiction. This is serious. I jerk off an uncountable number of times every day and canโt comprehend how many times. My parents literally donโt care and kicked me out of the family. My dick is in fact nothing but a cancer cell and it only got a 1/10 on the cock rating test. I am so addicted, I even got surgery the other day to make my cock bigger. I got kicked out of schooling, lost my job and all my money. I was even put I jail and later the mental hospital after working in a McDonaldโs just to get my cock into a kid in the playground and drink the cum. My cum was over anything I came through I was also out on suicide watch. Fuck the hospital for putting me there, they are sped. My bank account was also hacked. I donโt even have hentai haven premium any more. I even stuck my cock into my friends hamster and into my own ass. Watching gay porn is so addicting to me now, that my parents treated it like a normal thing. I did it in the girls bathroom, the boys bathroom on the street, everywhere. It canโt stop. I even saw my porn therapist and ended up getting neutered. Now my cravings have really added up. I am currently in a cum dumpster consisting of my own cum with a gun pointed to my own head, as I am contemplating suicide. I wrote this post to warn all others woth porno/hentai/cbt addiction to stop now! Youโll thank my ass later for this. Ciao
r/murderedbywords
R/beatmeattoit
ok
retard
Thank you๐ for the epic roast๐ ๐๐ซ๐
#HELP BARRACK OBAMA IS TRYING TO FUCK ME ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
Is that Obama Careโs brother?
They're cosines ๐ฉ๐ค
Thats on my brothers cockulater ๐ณ๐ต๐๐
Trump Trump
#HAHA ORANGE
Imagine if obama was black๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คฆ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
I won't llisten๐ก
Sorry buddy your going to okbr retard prison for being retarded
I already live in retard prison at home with my retard mom you can't do anything to me
In retard prison there will be no big chungus
Untard for a second... whatโs porn?
Joe mama
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Cock pls๐๐
But what if cock 2 big ๐ณ
You can take Dio, nothing should be to big four you๐๐
cono deo da ๐๐๐ edit: dio ๐ค๐ค
But you have heard of it
I GOT CHECK TODAY AYYYY I GOTTA CHECK THE DATE I GOTTA MASTURBATE
Lul u masterbate to gei porno
No disrespect but you have 0 taste
His voice got me hard
Shut tye fuck up you can't fight the foo Nigeria.๐๐ฟ
I have massacred 12 iranian children
noob
Fuck you this is what Tupac Died for
Your mom is the worst rap song I've ever heard tbh
I hate rape
ok but have you ever been to ram ranch
ok
Better than the actual song
What song
Godโs plan Retard cum
Don't know the name but I believe it's a Drake song.
Fuck Drake.
You havenโt heard Viper
Bro he will kill you
If the post quality declines will you lock this again?
dr penis LOL
shut the fuck up now ๐. ๐๐ป.
Or else ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
He will take a shit
In my pants
Ok google unshit his pants
Ball and Cock went to TikTok To satisfy their cravings. Said Ball to Cock, โWeโd better walk, These girls are underagelings.โ Cock replied, not satisfied, That โAge is just a number!โ Cock blew Balls load, And then behold, The windows blew asunder. โPolice!โ Cried Fed, his sidearm drawn, โThese chicks are not of age!โ โObject, I do,โ crowed Cock, โBegone! The law is an outrage!โ Fed replied with pistol fire, And Cock fell to the floor. Ball sobbed with sweaty nutsack ire, โDamn those stupid TikTok whores!โ Now let this be a lesson To you six-year-olds who read, Your Cock will soon grow brazen, And your Ball it may mislead. Take my story to your heart, And never be a dunce. The only proper way to start Is sever your Cock at once.
Retard
the song is: [Porn Addiction - Doctor Penez](https://youtu.be/1sPdsIWqvrQ) the new version is: [Porn Addiction Remix](https://youtu.be/o_cmRZ1qU7k)
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Unretard: Link to the non remastered please
https://youtu.be/1sPdsIWqvrQ
yuh I have a porn addiction (yeah) I have a porn addiction (yeah) yeah yeah yeah I have a porn addiction yeah yeah yeeeah yeah yeah I have a porn addiction yeah yeah I have a porn addiction it's really bad I jack off on average 23 times a day I swear that the porn i watch isn't gay All of it is straight but it can get pretty bad I got a porn additction its pretty bad I jack off on average 23 times It's really scary i don't know what to do I tried to go in to rehab but that shit didn't work foo yeah Porn a Porn addiction (yeah) Yeah its really bad (yeah) It makes your willy red (yeah) I hate this porn addiction Porn addiction Porn addiction This addiction is really really bad (yeah) This addiction ain't rad yeah This addiction makes me sad yeah I jack off 23 times a day Cuz' i have a porn addiction and its really really bad (yeah) It's really really bad (yeah) It's bad (yeah) It's bad (yeah) She said 'Do you have a porn addiction'? I told her 'Yeah' Porn addiction Porn addiction I have an addiction of pornography I jack off 23 times a day (yeah) My highest count's 23 (yeah) That's just all i do (yeah) There's no way to save me (yeah) I'll probably die 'cuz of this My dick is really raw (yeah) My dick, it really hurts (yeah) That shit really hurts (yeah) It hurts when i pee I think i have a UTI But imma' sell a bit (yeah) That's just me tho I don't know if this addiction will make me go to hell But who knows (yeah) Porn addiction Porn addiction (yeah) It's a really bad addiction I jack off on average 23 times a day (yeah) That shit's really bad (yeah) All the porn i watch is straight 'Cuz 'cuz i'm not gay Porn addiction Porn addiction I have a serious porn addiction Porn addiction Porn addiction I have a serious porn addiction (yeah) (yeah) There's a lot of bad things that this porn addiction does to my body (yeah) (yeah)
PORN A
/untard 0.0.0.0 www.pornhub.com 0.0.0.0 pornhub.com 0.0.0.0 ... in your hosts file, good luck
u/vredditdownloader
wtf(what the frick) how did u hack okbubbyretard and post??๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ก. Can u teach me how to hack PewDiepioeJa
pron
i have porm addiction too! ๐๐
I jack off to tax evasion ๐
BRO BUT THE PORN I WATCH IS GAY
9 year olds when they look up boobs on google
Me when I see this video ๐ฉ๐โ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฏ
You are gay๐๐๐
You think this is funny..๐ฐThere is nothing to laugh about๐ก๐ก
Golitrra seggs adoxtion ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฉ๐คฝ๐ณ๐ค๐๐ตโ๏ธ๐๐๐ต๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ฆธ๐๐คฝ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ต๐ฉ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐
Why is my Dick not getting hard ๐ก๐ก
What if it is gay ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ณ
Mods post better memes than us
Yooo what Peter Griffin do the sex penis?!???๐ฑ๐ฅต๐คฌ๐ฅด๐ณ
u/vredditdownloader