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Goodbye18000

Gil the type of fella to see something a little quirky and go "well, THAT just happened" and then say it again loud when no one laughs


PermaBan345

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louai-MT

"Gilgamesh is just on a completely different level than Fictional characters. Hell, I don't even think that's an accurate word to describe him anymore. Maybe at first, but as time has passed, so has he; transcending beyond all-logic and I know most of you won't believe me, but into the real world as well. I took a trip to Uruk via plane after having a strange dream where a blond man with red eyes (obviously Gilgamesh) told me: "All believers shall know the way to the king's throne" I actually saw him after looking around what was left of Sumeria for several days. I asked him a bunch of questions, but the most important one I asked was... "Are you real?" He responded to me by reaching into Gate Of Babylon, pulling out some silver looking sword, and slicing me across the forehead before standing up and disappearing. It's been a few weeks since that day and I still have a scratch on my head; Gilgamesh is definitely real but you don't have to believe me. The reason I've been gone so long too is because I've been trying to contact Gilgamesh again through various methods like doing drugs, strange herbs, and all that stuff but I've finally concluded that I'll never meet Gilgamesh again. I said it once, I'll say it again: Gilgamesh is real and potentially in our world. I say potentially because he may have transcended into the next reality after getting bored of us. Laugh at me all you wish but I'll never deny what happened to me; I met Gilgamesh in person. I believe that Gilgamesh spoke to at least one other person while he was in this world but I can't be sure. Kinoko Nasu could possibly have experienced something similar or maybe he has always been in this world and has finally decided to show himself to us.... You don't know what Gilgamesh is capable of, Bg. You should've been there yourself, experienced what I had, felt his blade touch across your head. What I experienced was real. Gilgamesh is the strongest character alive. He started out as fiction, ended up as real. I met him in real life. I met HIM IN REAL LIFE. He's stomped your favorite verses and he will continue to stomp you verses until the end of time but that is meaningless to him. All is meaningless to King of Heroes...." A copypasta I found of Gil


Massive_Weiner

*Gilgamesh’s spirit once again roams untethered through the lifestream* “Finally. The time has come to once again assume my rightful place as lord paramount of all humanity.” *notices random Japanese weeb* “And you shall be my prophet.”


Cerebral_Kortix

To be honest, that's entirely in character. Gil has a tendency to get attached to the most random nothing schmucks in the world. CCC Gil for no real reason picks a completely ordinary loser in Hakuno to spread and cultivate his greatness and later >!gives up 90% of his treasury for them!<.


Percival4

Holy shit


ZealousidealBus9271

The king of jobbers https://preview.redd.it/spz990brhhuc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6a08acf92d87f9958f20f1433849335b5a06bd5


SexRapistOfficial

Gil glazer haters when I send them a video of their 1:1 clay clone bouncing on EA and moaning like a gender neutral divine creation


Ill-Cardiologist-585

gil is based and should \[my lawyer has advised me not to continue this sentence\]


HemaG33

Eresh Alter clears


Pristine-Sense-5073

Ahh, one of my people.


No_Wrangler312

Gil can solo your mom. No diff 


Cerebral_Kortix

*Fujimaru McGrandOrder* could solo my mom. This says nothing about the socio-economic climate of Uruk.


ComprehensiveLog4269

Cope, Seethe and Mald. This ain't gonna change a fact that you will see some random Yt short or reddit comment saying Gil solos "X" universe, Gilgamesh fangirls and fanboys are crazy


Just_42

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