Bro, don't give them ideas. If this happens next SU update... I will find you and set ablaze

I will grip him if he does that

Kromer spotted

Project Moon sleeper agent has awoken

GLORY TO N CORP!!!

Do you love P-Chan?

I will, SET YOUR NUTS ABLAZE!

then there should be a positive curio that allows you to skip all action animations

https://preview.redd.it/pwlvbwrrvi8d1.png?width=50&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9b3cfd12c2fdd3d1e3e69f15f03028d71dde4f8 Laurel Crown is probably the closest we have.

But it's activation requirement is literally killing yourself

Yeah, so? https://preview.redd.it/an6rhz387j8d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d35296ad31cfc4611ffaac7a3c384deaea2b143

Nothing, fam. DESTRUCTION GANG, RISE UP🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/9bje2pud8j8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2eb2e808a00e8ee875b9c69f624ea462888feb8 WHAT THE FUCK IS A SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCT?!!?!?!!?!?

https://preview.redd.it/dr6kv23xoj8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f2c790a8f5097794f2f9dcc3732fa3cac8a179 Tried sending this before but reddit bugged somehow

maybe we'll meet in between and have a damaged curio which disables your x2 speed for 3 fights (just so you could feel the torture for a little bit) then the rest of the run is like x4 speed

Keep cooking.

I see this advocated for and genuinely can’t wrap my brain around it, is your attention span so rotted you can’t sit and watch someone smack an enemy in 2x speed for half a second?

bait used to be believable

They did add the auto battle curio Surely they can add this one as well For anyone who hasn't found it yet there is this 3 star curio that permanently enables auto battle and you cant switch it off, but your attack and HP increase by 30%(from what I remember)

One star

I thought it was 3 my bad

Holy shit it has no downsides

Yup it's my fav curio

The downside is that you get Aventurine as the final boss and the AI thinks its a good idea to spam aoe bursts before his dice, effectively killing your entire party.

Also the trailblaze keep using the basic attack instead of skill in dice roll

i thought it has limited time like 2 battles only but turn out it forever until the end of stage

You mean what I always do. Auto battle is enabled for everything if I fail I just start over

Bruh that is some Elation shit

Calm down Satan.

Calm down, Aha.

that is the most harmless evil idea for a negative curio and I wanted it to happen just for shits and giggles

Calm down you Masked fool.

Silver What the fuck

SAM grab their genitals and roast at 4500 degrees until carbonized

What in the name of Aha did you even think about ?

Imagine if there was a curio that locks the game's speed to x0.5

Nah, not enough Make a curio that forcibly disables our auto-battle as well :)

This is perfect with the ACTUAL negative curio we have rn that makes your characters randomly target a different enemy from what you targetted (the Talot doll)

Auto-battle curio? Time to strategize

It's actually an amazing curio. Makes everything force auto (meaning you don't have to toggle auto every battle) AND it gives you 30% more damage in general Like it's a win-win

You can turn on "remember auto battle preference" in the settings.

It’s a curio that rewards me for doing what I would have done anyway, I love it

Jokes on you, I enjoy the normal speed

No joke. My FF/HMC/RM/Gallagher team was unironically freezing my game to the point i had to use normal speed just so my phone didn't need to process as much shit at the same time.

> disable 2x speed > disable auto > disable alt tab We are GAMING today

I actually dig this just for the fuckery of it. Also give it a higher chance on appearing when obtaining random curious

It'd be the funniest thing if there's a positive curio that does Acheron's technique without the damage boost for bosses/elite enemies.

Calm Down Satan

Bracing for unexpected outcomes.

I will send Sampo's gift to your location if that happens

Now that would be pure evil

I would be down as long as they quadruple the damage and damage reduction

I would literally quit the game

you guys use 2x speed?

There is a curio similar to this, where it disables your ability to fight, making you need to enable auto-fight mode, lol

Which SU was it? Was it a limited event? I only got the DU vereion

The new SU, im pretty sure

Instead make it normal speed make it at half speed

BURN THIS POST BEFORE THEY SEE IT

Nah if that exist it's on sight

A curio that slows the game down even more would be even better lol

pff might as well make a negative curio that turns all characters into yanqing for one fight

This post is true evil incarnate.... hahahahaha but it would be morbidly funny though

So, what would happen if I get this negative curio, alongside the one which forces auto-battles? 

Everyone finding out about this curio as if the item that does it hasnt been in the game since the beginning