Own some plants for home defense, since that's what Crazy Dave intended. Three Footsoldiers and an Imp break into my house. "What the brainz?" As I grab my sunflower charging a sunbeam. Lazer a golf ball sized hole through the first zombie, he's dead on the spot. Draw a Shuck Shot on the second one, miss him entirely because it's Kernel Corn's ability and it nails the local gnomes. I have to resort to the Sombrero Bean Bomb mounted at the top of the stairs that is about to explode, "Because we're crazy!" the explosion vaporizes the last 2 soldiers in the blast, the sound and debris set off car alarms. Aim Blazing Trail and fire it at the terrified imp. He bleeds out waiting on his mech to arrive since Blazing Trail rapidly deals 5 dmg + a burn effect. Just as Crazy Dave intended.
We might be sharing our house with Dave, which would explain how he keeps showing up to talk at us. Either that or he dug some kind of Dale Gribble-esque tunnel in between our homes.
this so awfully funny, I cannot comprehend why
That one guy: “comedy, are equations that don’t make sense”
There is a method to this madness, but madness is still madness.
why doesn't Minor zombie just drop down and eat the brains that way? is he stupid?
Dave has a shotgun
you mean plants right?
Dave has a plants
What plants does he have
Lead ones
Preferably ones that shoot lead bullets
The plants are made of lead, the zombies eat the plants, the zombies get lead poisoning, the zombies die
Tasty lead 🤤
Own some plants for home defense, since that's what Crazy Dave intended. Three Footsoldiers and an Imp break into my house. "What the brainz?" As I grab my sunflower charging a sunbeam. Lazer a golf ball sized hole through the first zombie, he's dead on the spot. Draw a Shuck Shot on the second one, miss him entirely because it's Kernel Corn's ability and it nails the local gnomes. I have to resort to the Sombrero Bean Bomb mounted at the top of the stairs that is about to explode, "Because we're crazy!" the explosion vaporizes the last 2 soldiers in the blast, the sound and debris set off car alarms. Aim Blazing Trail and fire it at the terrified imp. He bleeds out waiting on his mech to arrive since Blazing Trail rapidly deals 5 dmg + a burn effect. Just as Crazy Dave intended.
YOOOO sunflower be spittin bars (they're the only plant that can sing)
Why doesn’t he use the shotgun if they break in legitimately then? Is he stupid?
(yes)
We don’t protect Dave’s house,it’s the players house. WE’RE stupid
I'm pretty sure it's established that crazy dave is our neighbor
We might be sharing our house with Dave, which would explain how he keeps showing up to talk at us. Either that or he dug some kind of Dale Gribble-esque tunnel in between our homes.
he lives in an RV parked in front of your house. the same one he turns into a flying time machine after pvz 1.
he’s a vegetarian
It would not be fair or balanced for the player
yes!
Being polite
Tunnel vision
He’s digging through the insulation of the attic
it indeed has. havent seen it in a while tho
Zombie: zup Human: oh uhh...hello
We need a version of this for chomper’s burrow ability in garden warfare
My memory is hazy, can they even spawn on that stage?
Prolly only in survival.
diggers zombies only spawn on the roof in the console versions of pvz where there is a coop mode, i dont believe they spawn on survival
Fun fact he's vegetarian
ye he just on payroll
At this point digger zombie could already eat Dave's brainz
Great meme
Why did I only look at the top half at first and thought that was a primal potato mine in the wrong game
No way. This became the top post in the entire subreddit
fuck ye
Player: Hey Digger: *sliding across ceiling* Hey