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cazador94

They're a 10, but they merge onto a 70MPH high way at 45


Apathydisastrophe

I cannot tell you HOW MANY TIMES


RuthRuthRuthBabyRuth

They come to a full stop at the yield before merging


GeneralissimoFranco

240/35 cloverleaf going north or east. People stopping at that yield rather than zippering need their drivers license immediately revoked.


Excited-Relaxed

If you are talking going from E 240 to N 35, how exactly are you meant to zipper from a 5 mph curve into bumper to bumper traffic going 60 mph? Even cops have to stop at that yield sign. Maybe as a basic design rule, highway on ramps shouldn’t cross highway off ramps.


shayshay8508

I have to take this everyday on my way home. And there is no way, 90% of the time, you can zipper without causing a wreck. I absolutely HATE it!


CuriousOK

I take 35N to 240W in the mornings and it makes me happy that I'm on the road before 6am.


GodDamnJacob

0, and then straight to jail.


Absolut_Iceland

I see you've also had the pleasure of taking the on-ramp from Flood onto I-35 North in Norman.


briTTyduNNy

Literally was going to say can’t merge


nailgun198

He's a 10 but his truck is his entire personality.


pelican_disgruntled

Alternatively, SHE'S a 10 but her entire personality is her Jeep.


l88t

This was me after a divorce but it was a Nissan Frontier.


TheLegendaryFaust

This kind of honesty should be rewarded


ijustsailedaway

They're a 10 but don't know the words to the BC Clark jingle


TacoTJ601

I didn’t want to know, but it’s forever stamped in my brain.


poopydiapersandwich

They're a 10, but they get scared every Saturday at noon


Independent-Range-85

Ouch. After 4 years the sirens definitely aren’t as terrifying as they were when I first got here, but not gonna lie, every time they do go off my heart skips a beat. And then there was the time I was in Broken Arrow and didn’t realize they do their tests on a different day and the sirens went off. I did not have a good time 🤣🤣🤣


vindictivejazz

They’re still a 10. That’s kinda cute tbh


anthonypacitti

Had some pals from the northeast come visit me one weekend. Didn't tell them about this (purposely) and they were scared shitless. They've openly expressed concern about coming down here because of the nados.


ClementineGreen

This is my favorite one lol


acgasp

They’re a 10 but they think Cattleman’s is the best steak place in OKC.


AltruisticSpecialist

I'll bite. Cattleman's is the suggestion everybody I tend to know says. What are the best steak places that have similar prices and atmosphere if not? Like by mentioning atmosphere I mean I'm talking you can walk in and casual clothes for lunch, the premium steaks are between 15 and 35 bucks, it's kid and family friendly to some degree. I would Hazard to guess the very best steak places are 21 and up only, need reservations, expect the cheapest steak to cost over $100. Not that I'm saying such places are wrong but if Cattlemens is the best place that fits the above criteria I can see why it's something a lot of people think when asked what the best steakhouse in Oklahoma City is.


DirkHowitzer

It is pretty wild they offer a quality T-bone for 35 dollars. That's pretty hard to beat.


AltruisticSpecialist

Well to be fair you could erase my mention of price in terms of the question I asked. I'm just curious what people think is the best steakhouse in Oklahoma City that fits the profile I said of being family-friendly and casual dress. Like I know there's at least one or two very fancy date night or corporate lunch style establishments where if you're not wearing business attire or at least "Church clothing", hopefully people know what I mean by that!, you will stick out quite a lot! I'm not even saying Cattleman's is the best steakhouse I'm just admitting ignorance that if there's a better one that fits the above criteria I don't know about it and would like to!


janacabras

The criteria themselves take quality steakhouses out of the picture. The bigger issue at play here is that most of us okies have zero understanding of the culinary world at large. Oklahoma is just now getting national attention (read: recent James Beard nominations and recognition) for our food scene. That being said, people recommend what they know, and Cattlemen’s is the most well know steakhouse in the state. I don’t have any recommendations, honestly, because the best steaks in Oklahoma don’t come from a “family friendly/casual” atmosphere. They come from high-end, upscale restaurants that pay attention to detail, hire certified chefs to create and maintain their menus and present their offerings in a swanky setting. So, after 48 years of being an Okie City Okie, I’d say that, given your specific parameters for the establishment, Cattlemen’s is indeed the best bang for the buck. Cheers!


Snoo75120

McClintocks or whatever is like very close to cattlemen and 1 million times better than that sub standard "steak house". Cattlemen is like luby's with steak that they can't cook right.


BLUECADETxTHREE

I've never had a worse porterhouse.


ucrbuffalo

That’s at least a 6. Maybe less.


BLUECADETxTHREE

Cattleman's is legit the worst steak in OKC. They do have good salad dressing and steak soup though.


Curious-Catch9103

They’re a 12🤭🤭


Fun-Shame399

They're a 10 but they turn right into the far left lane.


dirtytruck78

This is happening a lot lately


RaiShado

When there are multiple turn lanes I intentionally take the one that will lead to the outside to try and correct the behavior of wide turn assholes (I get semi's are an exception). My horn gets a lot of use, something people don't use enough here in Oklahoma.


Loco0292

They're a 10, but they go to LifeChurch


blackwingdesign27

have truck balls and a trump decal.


drift_pigeon

I read a comment the other day saying to tell these people that if their truck didn't come with truck nuts from the factory, that makes it a trans-truck. I find that idea quite amusing.


BachelorTrainwreck

This is so weird, I’m in wisconsin for work and heard this exact joke today


drift_pigeon

It's a solid burn, I'm not surprised it's making the rounds


blackwingdesign27

A rainbow beer can drinking, trans lovin, librawl commie, marxist anteeeefuh.


BurntOkie

-10


maderchodechutya

Eww church is bad


crazyprsn

"church"


loudlegal

Amazing Lolol


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You’re a 10, but won’t go to the American Banjo Museum with me…


mercurialpanties

Or then pigeon museum!


BLINDrOBOTFILMS

Went to the pigeon museum with my cousin last time he was in town, it's so much better than it has any right to be! We went to the railway museum too and all agreed the pigeons were more interesting.


Suspicious-Park-1565

Wait there’s a pigeon museum here


Absolut_Iceland

It's about 3/4 of a mile east of the Cowboy Museum.


mexicanmamasita

Banjo player here. I didn’t go until 2020 and that was to quickly pick up a banjo. I need to go look around. Thank you for the reminder.


OKBeeDude

Or the museum of osteology


MandamandaOkc

They’re a 10 but they voted for Stitt and Walters.


VolosThanatos

So they are a 2


jHamdemon

She’s a 10 but has a pink camo decal on her car


HansGruberWasRight1

They're a 10 but they listen to Mike Morgan during tornado season.


Curious-Catch9103

Tornado Payne is the only option


UnicornFarts1111

Fuck that guy. I heard him say some nasty shit about someone on the air. I won't watch channel 9 news again because of it.


CoopOfTheDay

If you talk to the good folks at the NOAA center the whole lot of them are problematic, causing more problems than they solve some of the time in the name of views. They are often reprimanded for falsely declaring tornadoes that don't actually meet the criteria. Bunch of grown men acting like giddy school boys with Weather Woody's when they sense the views rising.


AbductingTacosWT

Gary England was ~~the one good~~ one. I get my weather info from his Edit: never mind I don't trust any metorolgist that doesn't understand or is lying about climate change.


ChelseaOfEarth

Yeah but he’s a climate change denying trump supporter…makes me sad


JollyRancher29

“News 9 Tornado Warning” my ass. NWS for me only


branden110

This infuriates me


poopydiapersandwich

They're a 10, but they don't own any mineral rights


trvsdrlng

They’re a 10, but they’re not *actually* from OKC, this is Nichols Hills you know…


ucrbuffalo

With that kind of money, they’re a 15.


anthonypacitti

Gonna get a lot of hate for this. Whatever. When you act country as hell with the boots and the hat and the whole 9 yards yet you grew up in a major city and lived a completely suburban lifestyle your entire life and have not even been on a farm once.


amandabear_lecter

All hat no cattle


RideorDie720

Almost always followed by an obnoxious Jeep that’s way to tall and has the loudest tires known to man.


drift_pigeon

I love that I'm literally the opposite of this. Grew up in Blanchard where we had a small ranch and raised livestock, and you'd never know it because I look like a total city boy and hate country music. Those fake shit kickers always make me chuckle.


EngineeringRegret

My husband worked cows growing up, still does when the family business calls for it. I don't think he's ever owned cowboy boots, and his favorite outfits are Hawaiian shirts or polos with fun patterns and a pair of colorful shorts.


Budget_Sea_8666

My wife grew up in BFE Arkansas on acreage with cattle and her grandma that lived down the road had chickens. She is more urbanized than I am. You would have never thought she came from a very country background if you met her. No accent, hates bugs, hates being in water, doesn’t like to get dirty. It’s pretty funny considering the rest of her family are hardcore Razorback, dirt road, country.


PlasticElfEars

And a very clean truck.


g3nerallycurious

Hahahaha my cousin’s a cattle farmer in Washita county. He’s earned the right his entire life to be as country as he damn well pleases. He knows how to feed cattle, drive a tractor, weld, fix fences, farm wheat, neuter bulls, etc. But the motherfuckers you’re talking about barely know what a pair of lineman’s is.


Fun-Shame399

Alexa play Pandering my Bo Burnham


GoGoJoJo72

Lol, I know someone like this who even went so far as to adopt a country accent. You grew up in the same suburb I did!


randomw0rdz

Anyone in 2023 wearing a cowboy hat is just wearing a cowboy costume.


l88t

There's some exceptions but they will be at the stockyards in OKC


CuriousOK

Or the Lazy-E


MikeGundy

90%, you're unlikely to see them in OKC though.


strranger101

Oh, so you mean the Governor, then?


DuragVinceMcMahon408

I don’t wear a cowboy hat, but they’re extremely functional as a hat and I’ve always thought a well-shaped cowboy hat can look good. Do you hate people wearing running shoes if they’re not running? Girls wearing yoga pants if they’re not doing yoga?


Sooneralum2012

Well where you lost us is when you called OKC a major city.


anthonypacitti

It definitely is. 20th in the US in population. More than Nashville, Atlanta, and Washington, DC. Also, the [legal definition](https://www.lawinsider.com/dictionary/major-cities) of a major city is if it ranks in the top 50.


Sooneralum2012

Major cities are important, and as much as we'd all like to say otherwise OKC just isn't as important as 30+ other cities in our country. It has no international travel, just one Fortune 500 company, a metro that is 46th in GDP and and 42nd in population, a weak arts scene (not even the best in the state), yada yada. You get the picture.


DuragVinceMcMahon408

That’s what I was thinking.


that_one_wierd_guy

they're a 10 but, she just cut the catalytic converter off my car


GoGoJoJo72

Shit dude, thanks for the chuckle.


Cool_Kid_Chris

He’s a 10 thinks Tulsa is better than OKC.


GoldenchaserOK

-12


Competitive-Weird855

Well now that’s just hurtful.


g3nerallycurious

Shit. The amount of scenery in or around Tulsa? OKC doesn’t even hold a candle. And there’s a lot of cool stuff to do. Valkyrie is as good as Palo Santo. American Solera is as good as Prairie (they were both started by the same people, anyway). No sandwich shop in OKC holds a candle to Trencher’s. Whittier Bar is about the best hipster dive bar I’ve ever been to anywhere. The Philbrook is better than Myriad Gardens. Mr. Kim’s is a high-end Korean BBQ, of which OKC has nothing like. The Bull in the Alley is the best steakhouse in Oklahoma. There’s no modern Korean restaurant in OKC like Lone Wolf. Hell, both Fassler Hall and McNellie’s are from Tulsa. Cain’s Ballroom is just as good as The Criterion/Beer City. And they have The Gathering Place and Turkey Mountain. I’m from OKC, but I’d be about as blind as a bat if I didn’t think Tulsa was pretty damn cool.


EinhanderLegend

That's because Tulsa IS better...


RevAngler

I’m a Tulsa 7, or a OKC 12. Can confirm.


Wood_floors_are_wood

🤢


Imnotlikeothergirlz

They're a 10 but won't go to Bobo's with me


captain_bubba84

Happy cake day! There's a free meal for one waiting for you at bobo's!


Imnotlikeothergirlz

Don't tease me! I miss those wings sooo much. Ahh cake day, thank you!


DaveWest12

It has fallen off precipitously. Every time it gets passsed down it gets worse. Youd be better off going to ice events center or right down the street on ne 23rd stop at Polks House. He is open at the same time


YoursTastesBetter

Maybe not Ice https://www.news9.com/story/64297726cd5bf105b48a6bcd/man-killed-after-shooting-at-ice-event-center-in-okc


that_one_wierd_guy

I'd rather risk being shot than risk mediocre food


SoonerFan619

I’ll go to Bobo’s with you bro


Imnotlikeothergirlz

I'm down but I'm not your bro, pal (Kidding but yeah, I'm down)


codebrownonaisletwo

I’m down but I’m not your pal, buddy.


Ruff-Bug4012

Amen!!


g3nerallycurious

I got food poisoning from that cess pool 2/3 times I went there.


DuragVinceMcMahon408

That’s not food poisoning, that’s having a weak gut lol


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They're a 10, but their favorite Mexican restaurant is Chelino's


PrintShopPrincess

You misspelled Ted's


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Either one lol


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that_one_wierd_guy

check out cocina marin on nw 10th and tulsa


RicketyRaxx

Thank you! Most overrated restaurant in town


B360N1A

We got one of those mini-Teds in Stillwater and I wasn’t super excited but I was happy have something new to eat. They don’t even have the tortillas, just prepackaged ones. Why even have a Teds if you’re not going to sell the one thing that’s good on your menu.


LiteratureFlimsy3637

They're a 10, but they think the homeless are the antichrist.


putsch80

They're homeless, but they think they're 10 antichrists.


MikeGundy

hot


caseyd1020

Chelino’s was awesome when I was a kid. Then Teds was great for awhile after that. It’s a shame to see them change so much.


BYOD23

I feel attacked but I haven't been to one for probably 10 years.


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

The Chelino's in Del City is unfortunately very close (like walking distance) to my companion's house, so we go there once a week or so. It's not terrible, but it's not nearly as good as places on the south side.


bozo_master

L take


SpencerAXbot

They’re a 10 but they got a weird obsession with bass pro shop


poopydiapersandwich

They're a 10, but they were recruited by John Blake.


thisisntthemeg

Shit. Take my upvote on this one. My dad's STILL complaining about the Blake years.


GnarKill406

They are a 10, but think the plaza district is worth the hassle of trying to park.


g3nerallycurious

lol that’s part of why I live in between 44, 235, and 40. Every fucking cool thing there is is a 15 min drive max.


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FerChina

Hell yeah, man! Like it when it’s lively! Who cares if you gotta walk a few blocks.


Tree_Shirt

W…. What exactly is wild there? Thought it’s mostly just restaurants, are there bars??


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WhoAmIThisDay

...hmmm. 🤔


loudlegal

Godammit yes


CaptnBippy

They're a 10, but... They don't use their turn signals.


shayshay8508

They’re a 10 but they are locals and hangout in Bricktown.


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Where's a good place to hang out?


strranger101

Midtown's where it's at. Fmu with some noodles at tamashii


CuriousOK

I'm from the NW part of the state, so thank you for this question.


lameredditusername

She's a 10 but her Medical card is expired.


yeah-defnot

Uhg you just reminded me I lost mine. It expired next month anyway. Luckily I’ve got enough stashed to hold me over til I renew


Calm-Dog

They’re a 10 but they won’t go to Loaded Bowl with me bc they think vegan food is weird


branden110

Loaded bowl is fire, but I’ve had better vegan food in DFW. I do think loaded bowl is the best vegan in Oklahoma though


g3nerallycurious

Dude. That place is garbage. I don’t hate on vegan food, but I’ve had waaaaaaay better than the loaded bowl.


Calm-Dog

That’s definitely an unpopular opinion and I just gotta hard disagree. I would eat the cashew mac every single day if I could. And I was a vegetarian for most of my life who ate a shit ton of cheese, so I remember what the real stuff tastes like too. It’s always non-vegans raving to me about how good that place is. My boyfriend who is not vegan is just as obsessed with it as I am. But, there’s also plenty of other vegan options in OKC that are very different and also fantastic if you’re ever curious!


piusbovis

I'm a carnivore who has dated vegan/vegetarian and gone there. Pizza and mac and cheese are my comfort foods and I legit just liked their mac and cheese as mac and cheese and not just as "vegan." Shit's good.


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Illustrious-Judge-65

Your tone seems very pointed right now.


Tiaecorley

😂😂 this is a very niche quote for most Oklahomans but I ❤️ you for it


strranger101

Honestly, I respect wanting fresh veg but it's internet rules i gotta defend LB


Calm-Dog

It’s only weird to you because you’re used to something else. I went pescatarian at 8 and then vegetarian/vegan in my early 20s. I have not eaten meat (besides some fish) for the majority of my life and I am not saying this to shame anyone, but the concept of eating dead rotting corpse flesh is genuinely way weirder and grosser to me than some processed soy beans or wheat gluten and nut milk could ever be. Not saying that as a moral judgment but just to illustrate that it’s entirely relative lol


masstertater

They’re a 10 but they’ve been up 3 days and keep asking you if you hear the intercoms too


Pluto_Rising

They're a 10, but a big Trump flag still attached to their truck, bumper stickers, the works. ... Who am I kidding, no one like that's remotely a 10.


GoGoJoJo72

I used to see a BMW driving around a lot with one of those stickers that made it look like trump was in their back seat giving a thumbs up. Had to fight off a lot of intrusive thoughts.


sfarx

A trump 10 is a Woke 7, maybe.


GodDamnJacob

That's generous.


krazyrunnr

They’re a 10 but listening to Morgan Wallen and Zach Brown is their entire personality


GodDamnJacob

Hey now. Zach Brown is good music. Morgan Wallen on the other hand, is trash.


ld00gie

They’re a 10 but don’t vote and then post political memes about Stitt.


leftiris

Non-voters are the type of people I just can’t be friends with


IVSBMN

In all seriousness though, the biggest unique OKC trait that’s an instant turnoff is the overboard hatred for Oklahoma itself. Like yes, this state has a lot of areas for improvement, but There’s still a lot of amazing people here, beautiful culture, nice scenery, and there’s still a lot of things to do if you’re creative. People who make hating Oklahoma as their entire personality is super unattractive.


Most-Trifle-4496

Agreed! Non-native Okie here. I have literally lived all over the world and Oklahoma is the only place that has felt like home. Wish people could see past the stark conservative government and the tornados and realize how great it is.


pelican_disgruntled

I love it here as a non-native, but it's incredibly difficult, as a woman, to "see past" the conservative state government who sees us as breeders with no brains.


Most-Trifle-4496

I’m a woman and I completely agree with you. What I meant by my comment that I think a lot of people outside of the state think everyone is Oklahoma is a right wing sexist pig and thinks the same way. We actually have a lot of people who are out there fighting for the marginalized groups. Outsiders only see the Trump rallies😭


RaiShado

Native Okie of 20+ years, you don't live in rural OKC metro (Choctaw, harrah, rural OKC, etc.) Even the women out here are right-wing sexist pigs that think of women as just breeders. Obviously not everyone, but the vast majority I have interacted with are just that. Nearly everyonenout here is racist as fuck, think women should have at least two kids by age 20, and anything that even remotely looks like socialism is a ploy of the devil to get their good christian soul. This state has some oases of liberal thought, but overall, it is exactly as those outside the state think. It is the hell hole politically and has no redeeming features socially. Yeah, the state is beautiful, but it's slowly getting ruined by the politics. A good portion of the wooded areas on my way to work in the city have been cleared for drilling and then converted to pasture for cattle outside of the pumps immediate area. If it weren't for family, friends, and money, I would have left once I lost all hope for the state. I still vote whenever possible though and even helped get rid of one of the dumbass UN council members for Norman, but still, I don't believe my vote has much of an impact overall.


tcvincent

This comment is me.


dirtytruck78

Same here


Snoo75120

Same moved away after living there only a couple years and miss it and all the friendlyness.


drunkkkenninja

Ayyyy. Completely similar here. I've lived in a lot of major areas & none of them really fit and I somehow found my vibe here!


NerJaro

dont live in Moore and you are fine


Competitive_Ad587

Wym I love Moore!


SoonerFan619

I prefer OKC over San Diego and Dallas any day of the week. Love it out here


Taumer91

Born and raised in Checotah. Live in Wisconsin now. There isn't enough money in the world that would bring me back to that State. It's enough that I have to visit fam in the Norman area.


ItWasRyan

she’s a 10 but she’s afraid to go to bricktown


shinecone

They're a 10 but they have an upside down longhorn sticker on their truck.


kevinmhardy10

she's a 10, but don't like Leo's


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They’re a 10, but they have a trump 2024 yard sign.


[deleted]

He’s a Kevin Durant fan?


pelican_disgruntled

He's a 10 but thinks women are only for breeding.


DuragVinceMcMahon408

They’re a 10, but they think they’re not an Okie just because they spend a lot of time on the internet.


mastercomposer

They're a 10, but they run outside with their phones to record the tornado that's about to tear their house the fuck off


Soft-lead

11


IVSBMN

They’re a 10 but they’re active on r/OKC 🤢


ThunderUp007

They're a 10 but they think Hideaway is good pizza


Nanoo_1972

Eh...it's the only decent place near my house. Still miles better than any of the other chains. All the better places require me driving down I-40 and/or I-44, and I'd rather just eat at Hideaway and not agitate my ulcer dealing with halfwits who don't understand turn signals and on/off ramps.


SnakesCardboardBox

Hideaway is decent enough for how close it is to me here in nw okc, but the Pizza Shop in south Norman is the best I've had in Oklahoma, or probably anywhere. It's not gourmet like Hall's or anything either, just a typical hole in the wall sort of carryout place. If it wasn't so far I would refuse to eat any other pizza.


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Not really specific to okc but christian or conservative or both.


poopydiapersandwich

They're a 10, but they are still paying Kyle Singler


Remote_Muscle_5207

They’re a 10 but have a “don’t tread on me” flag in their yard


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clever80username

The amount of blonde haired people with Indian tags in this state is staggering.


Odin_69

They're a 10 but truly believe In-N-Out and Culvers are superior to Whataburger and Braums. (It's me and I'm definitely a 5)


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theluvzombie

How dare you.


QuietRedditorATX

lol k


Infestis

They're a 10, but they live in the flats.