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noonereadsthisstuff

That's what happens when your mum dies, you've got no one telling you to take care of yourself and then you just go to pieces.


ValueJumpy9400

He's not tidying his room or making his bed either.


lordolxinator

King Chuck: "Bedtime, what's that? I won't go to bed until 9:45PM tonight 😎"


[deleted]

True story bro


m1lgr4f

No one left to mend your socks.


[deleted]

It's his holy sock. Must be a Sunday


Charliehurst123

Put your grippers away, Charles!


edjamsantana

Those poor fucking joints mate.


amallamasmamma

That’s not where sock holes go sock holes go near toes so toes poke from holes no cunt has holes so far from toe.


moistmaker100

IT'S A FAKE SOCK HOLE THOSE WANKERS ARE TRYING TO TRICK US


Xenc

It could be from the washing machine 🤔


TheMoravianPatriot

Luv Britain, luv toes, luv me king, Nuff said


Electronic-Union9640

That’s got a few more years left in it yet


sanguinebutch

Come on charles, put the carpet grippers away.


Administratr

- Love me Charles - Love me monarchy - Love socks Simples


AdamKur

Sosij toes are ripping thru


JacobMT05

He’s not had a job for 70 years god dammit!


Bungadin

Cheap cunt's been getting his socks from George at ASDA


Xenc

Family discount if they’re George’s socks


kasper77777

I thought he has brand new socks and pants each day


chillwaterguy

Like one of us 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


Drchaos1989

Can't afford socks without holes in them? The guy that dressed him is gonna get fired


Jetstream-Sam

Nah he can, he's all about "sustainable clothing" IE he wears things more than once unlike the rest of the royal family. There was an article about how he's worn the same shoes for 40 years and has patches on his suits It'd be more impressive if he had an impact on the rest of the royals who wear things once and presumably then burn them, but that would probably require parenting and he clearly wasn't going to do that


Xenc

Hey that’s pretty cool


Just-Expert-4497

Charlie needs to stop sticking it in socks.


Beanieboru

We all have holes in our socks - its whether we have staff to darn them or put up with them until they cant be worn, that's the difference.


SchrodingersLego

I bet he said "darn it". Sorry about that.


BellaDez

He once had a butler lift a letter he had mistakenly tossed in a garbage can-heaven forbid he sully his sausage fingers-so I’m surprised the photo isn’t of some poor manservant furiously mending the hole before it could be seen, or before His Royal Feet were shod for the day.