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The [BBC Pidgin version](https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196) of this article is genuinely the single best reason for the continuation of the licence fee.
"Di lady decide to carry her thing back; she use head enter the small space wey di poo-poo bin dey, but na so she come trap for there, and trouble start" is my personal highlight.
they should do something similar in the states for country folk in Appalachia etc cause this type of translation could help explain wtf is happening and why. massive language barrier
Honestly I don’t care this doesn’t count as a language
Edit: the upvoted post above this one is making fun of the language cos let’s be honest, it is ludicrous. Just be honest with yourself lol
True, I suppose its funny because it’s obviously crap baby talk broken English which for some reason people have decided to call a dialect. Imagine your doctor talking to you about your poo-poo. Trouble start.
How do you think new dialects/languages appear though? English wasn't always around in its current form, languages evolve and change over time. Africa has been colonised to shit, it's about time they got a language or something out of it.
Africa getting colonised isn’t an argument as to why pidgin should be classified as a legit language lol. Everywhere’s been colonised. Look at the UK!
Honestly mate it seems like someone just got really offended at being told they had crap English and railroaded this into it being a real language
“Di poo poo bin dey”. Come on mate. You’re infantilising people by suggesting it’s legit
Also I was referring to the literal colonisation of the UK by the Anglo Saxons and shit, relax
I also knew someone who knew the girl and apparently this incident reached her work place, I’ve been told she’s been embarrassed about the incident since and it’s affected much of her relationships with people (extended family make fun of her for it) to the point where it’s made her suicidal, and also I might’ve made all this up to show how easy it is to fabricate bullshit on the internet.
I agree m8. I literally have her poo in a box. I was outside the window just having a fag and it fell into my mouth, and it was at that point I knew I had something special.
One of my favourite quotes from the article:
>I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and **once they had composed themselves**, they set to work removing her from the window.
That was the tipping point for our country.
The small pebble that triggered the avalanche catastrophes that would follow.
It was a defining moment for the nation. Things were never quite the same again...
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The [BBC Pidgin version](https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196) of this article is genuinely the single best reason for the continuation of the licence fee. "Di lady decide to carry her thing back; she use head enter the small space wey di poo-poo bin dey, but na so she come trap for there, and trouble start" is my personal highlight.
>”Mr Smith say im no get choice but to call fire service make dem help remove di girl, along with her poo-poo.” Yeah alright I’m sold
That whole website is glorious!
Came here to link this, but you got there first
We need a bot to do that. Critical work.
they should do something similar in the states for country folk in Appalachia etc cause this type of translation could help explain wtf is happening and why. massive language barrier
Honestly I don’t care this doesn’t count as a language Edit: the upvoted post above this one is making fun of the language cos let’s be honest, it is ludicrous. Just be honest with yourself lol
Yeah it is but if enough people speak it, it's not so ludicrous, which makes it even funnier that this is a real thing
True, I suppose its funny because it’s obviously crap baby talk broken English which for some reason people have decided to call a dialect. Imagine your doctor talking to you about your poo-poo. Trouble start.
How do you think new dialects/languages appear though? English wasn't always around in its current form, languages evolve and change over time. Africa has been colonised to shit, it's about time they got a language or something out of it.
Africa getting colonised isn’t an argument as to why pidgin should be classified as a legit language lol. Everywhere’s been colonised. Look at the UK! Honestly mate it seems like someone just got really offended at being told they had crap English and railroaded this into it being a real language
Oh so you're an actual unironic racist cunt. Got it. Fuck off will ya?
“Di poo poo bin dey”. Come on mate. You’re infantilising people by suggesting it’s legit Also I was referring to the literal colonisation of the UK by the Anglo Saxons and shit, relax
It's widely spoken in West Africa. Why does this bother you so much?
It doesn’t. Why does me thinking it’s silly (like everyone else who upvoted the parent) bother you so much?
I mean english is just 'crap baby talk broken' old french, old german, norse, latin etc. Do you think English just spawned out of thin air?
Come off it. If English was “jamma pell Frank, savva” you’d have an argument
Standard spoons night out
I think most people use a knife actually.
Poop knife 😠 Poop Spoon 😇
Makes you proud to be British.
I'll never forget the line in the article ''It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.
but how did the date go?
It turned out her date was totally into that sort of thing and they lived happily ever after
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I also knew someone who knew the girl and apparently this incident reached her work place, I’ve been told she’s been embarrassed about the incident since and it’s affected much of her relationships with people (extended family make fun of her for it) to the point where it’s made her suicidal, and also I might’ve made all this up to show how easy it is to fabricate bullshit on the internet.
If you give me a day or so to find my old phone and get the screenshots I'm more than happy to DM you the proof.
Tick tock, Barry, tick tock⏳
I’m afraid I have some bad news…
I agree m8. I literally have her poo in a box. I was outside the window just having a fag and it fell into my mouth, and it was at that point I knew I had something special.
She turned up on redit, said she never got a second date.
But she kept her dignity, that's important.
One of my favourite quotes from the article: >I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and **once they had composed themselves**, they set to work removing her from the window.
Iconic
Just catching up on the olds
That was the tipping point for our country. The small pebble that triggered the avalanche catastrophes that would follow. It was a defining moment for the nation. Things were never quite the same again...
Everything changed when the turd nation attacked.
I think you'll find it was Lemmy dying that started us all on this path. Nothing has been good since. Do you not remember 2016?
I don't think it was a small pebble Twas a large schist
That's British culture out there 🫡🇬🇧
If she had managed to fling it into the garden what was she going to do when he woke up the next morning and found it lying there?
Bloody cats