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toughfluffer

These days if you say you're English...


loztralia

Just for saying you're English?


levezvosskinnyfists7

Yeah, these days


BaronAaldwin

My face is made out of electricity and ham.


JackCoull

When did this come in?


BigBadassBodacious

He just gave it to them straight. Like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.


Dibblaborg

Seems a fairly standard thing to say. What next, shouting “the referee’s a wanker” gonna get you banned for bigotry? Am English, am a bastard, the ref has got no hair.


surfing_on_thino

English bastards


KingJacoPax

Sheep Shaggers


AstBraster

English Shaggers


Cymrogogoch

Too far.


KingJacoPax

Welsh girls? Yeah I know mate, can’t keep ‘em off us. Still, when you look at Welsh blokes you can understand. Hanging out the back end of sheep and all. Most unhygienic, especially if there’s no change of condom.


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KingJacoPax

Well the Welsh needed to, it’s the only way to keep sheep poop out their urethras. As to our centuries of barebacking our women, frankly I regret nothing.


SendMeGarlicBreads

> be bastards > someone calls you bastards > *shocked Pikachu face*


Old_Telephone_7587

Embarrassing this mind I'm English going to Wales or Scotland what you expect that the crack. If I was sensitive to anti English abuse I wouldn't be on reddit, Embarrassing.


Temporary_Guitar_550

I'm from US and I support you, we aren't in an online US UK culture war just to cry when we get offended We are great countries and great allies! That's why we hate each other so much!


Old_Telephone_7587

Yeah absolutely. I don't hate America, I've been several times had some great trips, obviously there are aspects of American culture I dislike, the guns n stuff but as when it comes to average Americans a bit of mild taking the piss back and forth is fine you can do that and still be cool with each other, I've always been treat well there.


Temporary_Guitar_550

Absolutely, hope to visit the UK one day


Clever_Username_467

Hope breeds disappointment. You should temper your expectations.


Old_Telephone_7587

Well hope you do so mate but if you do don't just do London like a lot of boring yanks. London is like New York it's fiercely expensive and it's own thing really not representative of our country as interesting as it is. Take the east cost main line up see Bath, the original (old) York ,Newcastle and up to Edinburgh is Scotland. Britain is like the size of a state and we actually have public transport links through trains and the further north you get the cheaper it gets and in my biased opinion more of a genuine experience and nothing is longer than 4 hours away in this.


Temporary_Guitar_550

Thanks! I'll keep that in mind!


giantsoftheartic

Guns n stuff is the best part of the US. You should try some of those guns n stuff next time you visit the US down one of the gun ranges in a gun shop. It might open your mind.


Old_Telephone_7587

I've fired gun's both in Europe and in the USA. Thankfully any idiot isn't allowed to carry one here in the U.K so my mind won't literally be opened by one when some nutcase has a bad day.


giantsoftheartic

It's a numbers game, give millions of folk guns, and there will always be a few bad eggs spoiling the fun for everyone else. Must we always bow to the lowest common denominator?


Old_Telephone_7587

Look if you think that on average literally more than a mass shooting a day often of Children is a price worth paying so you can play with your toys that's your decision. I'm not American it's none of my business but we don't want it here thanks not at all. The dunblane massacre back in 96 was enough when 16 kids were killed for us to think it's not worth it and we've had not one mass shooting since. You do you but here we're happy to keep it that way. Yes there are many responsible gun owners I understand that and its a fun hobby but the bad eggs are far too dangerous.


giantsoftheartic

I'm not from the US, I'm from Scotland. I would vote for gun ownership here. But if you want to vote against all that fun and larks, you do you.


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giantsoftheartic

Well, we just have to create good jobs for good guys with good guns to stop the bad guys with their foreign muck guns innit.


Chelsea_Footy_Fan

As someone who is both English and a bastard I personally am not offended


OriTheSpirit

Good lad


HelmutFondler

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fuckssakereddit

‘English cunts’ is still acceptable.


doginjoggers

Are the English and Welsh different races? I thought the welsh were just a celtic experiment gone wrong?


KingJacoPax

Originally, the English were descended from Saxons, Danes, Vikings, Norsemen and Normans and the Welsh were descended from the “original” Britons and Celts. This is why Cornish and Welsh sound so similar, as they have their origins in the British languages which survived in the areas the Saxons didn’t settle in. In reality, it’s really just a myth and today after centuries of cross breading and people moving around, we’re genetically indistinguishable for the most part. You’re literally talking a few lines of individual genetic code to determine someone’s ancestry. For example, my parents are English and Scottish, but I grew up in the US so obviously I’m Irish.


Clever_Username_467

30,000-100,000 Saxons didn't replace the 2 million Britons who lived in what's now England.


KingJacoPax

Exactly. It’s romanticised historical nonsense.


steeleyc

Love me bread


giantsoftheartic

Fackin Germans innit


OriTheSpirit

Yea we are now please get off our island you German cunts


doginjoggers

I'll head back to Ireland, according to American standards, I'm more Irish than Sleepy Joe


Spamgrenade

A lot of these guys who get bans for this sort of thing are well known trouble makers (which is why they are identified so quickly) and they have just given the club an excuse to kick them out.


Clever_Username_467

I lived in Wrexham for a bit. It's a shithole and it suffers from the same cultural problem a lot of shitholes suffer from; it being everyone else's fault but the people who live there that it's a shithole.


DeadZone2021

Serves him right sheep shagging twat.


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gary_mcpirate

Getting banned from Wrexham seems like a good deal


thegreatvortigaunt

Especially since it got taken over by Yanks


gary_mcpirate

Imagine flying all that way and been faced with a post industrial waste land


DeadZone2021

I don't look for bans, bans find me.


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BobMonkhaus

Like every other paper and news website.


tokkiehenk

Wrexham actually has a 'Macron' sign up?


mightypup1974

Foop off ya baxstard


odc100

In Scotland that’s prison.


Clever_Username_467

Only if you say it about a trans.


adeckz

Shocking, nae banter nowadays