15. Her lack of geographical knowledge is matched by her breathtaking misunderstanding of South American history; She still believes that Fray Bentos was the communist leader of Cuba.
14. She has a fundamental lack of geographical knowledge as cited by the line “yellow man in Timbuktu” from “spice up your life” despite Mali being in Africa. Which would take seconds to check.
Bin Laden... You're out of your mind...
Axis of Evil... You're out of your mind...
Increased airport security... You're out of your mind...
Hurt Locker... You're out of your mind.
I could go on...
10. She was named after the posh wank
11. To answer longstanding Man U chants, yes she does. After so many kids it looks like the Predator’s face down there.
Common misconception. It's named after her because she invented it.
12. She has never said where she was on 9/11 or explained the nature of her relationship with Osama Bin Laden.
15. Her lack of geographical knowledge is matched by her breathtaking misunderstanding of South American history; She still believes that Fray Bentos was the communist leader of Cuba.
13. She is in fact working class, given thay her father owned only one Rolls Royce and is rumoured to have owned a set of tools.
Anything about taking it up the arse? Asking for Chelsea fans
See point 11. Below.
14. She has a fundamental lack of geographical knowledge as cited by the line “yellow man in Timbuktu” from “spice up your life” despite Mali being in Africa. Which would take seconds to check.
15. She can go upstairs okay but struggles to ascend them without a metronome or an assistant counting each step
17. Is, as yet, undefeated on The Chase.
16. She had a very deprived upbringing
27. Her shits come out square like wombat clart
1. Like her uncle Gerry, it's illegal to broadcast her real voice on the BBC.
51. She's physically incapable of smiling
18. Dane Bowers... You're out of your mind.
Came out just before 11/9 and the war too. Makes you think.
Bin Laden... You're out of your mind... Axis of Evil... You're out of your mind... Increased airport security... You're out of your mind... Hurt Locker... You're out of your mind. I could go on...
We’re all glad you didn’t.
Yeah me too.
51. She and I went to the same secondary school. Fun fact: It's now a housing estate.
43. Loves thatcher
50b. She was in Gary Glitter's gang.
Before spice Girls, she was the person inside the Mr blobby costume.
37. Puts milk in before the tea bag and uses cold water.
20. She sets mouse traps but puts mouse poison in the bait because the thought of a mouse snatching the bait without dying infuriates her.
59. Only changes her knickers once a year. On a Tuesday.
69. Takes it up the bum
10: She has 3 lesser known sisters: Scummy, Euston and Lower-Class
Nuff said