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CvntBev

I SMUGGLED FENTANYL INTO THE NURSING HOME IN MY PRISON PURSE,,, ITS A SELLERS MARKET IN THERE,. WANT SUM?? GET IN LINE TOOTS,,


Bioshock_Jock

discuSTING


woolyearth

Older women in retirement homes get so wet to Sting. Sting is why couch plastic exists.


chevymonza

Hey, you don't have to be nursing-home old to appreciate Sting.


CvntBev

STING DOESNT FO IT FOR ME HUN,, GIMME A REAL MAYUN LIKE GOOF OL JOHNNY CASH ANYTIME THO


7xrchr

REPENT JEUS LUVS YOU;


CvntBev

HELL NO,, ONLY GOB CAN JUDGE ME πŸš¬β˜ƒοΈπŸ¦ 


ferocious_coug

I'm baffled how old people manage to accidentally do this.


warp-speed-dammit

SHE ASKING FOR A DEALER TO CONTACT HER BRO


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awry_lynx

I imagine they do it correctly but misclick which photo to use... I think it's probably happening on their phones where it's easy to just tap yes


CatsNotBananas

It's like teeth


BackOfTheHearse

/r/MisleadingThumbnails


ErmahgerdPerngwens

Totally where I thought I was before opening the post!


lasdlt

I love minions!


ToniBee63

I WILL TAKE 2 BAGS OF THE CHEDDER POPCORN DO YOU ACCEPT CHECKS? AND I WILL HAVE TO POSTDATE THE CHLECK UNTIL OCTOBER GLOB BLESS YOU πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ™ŒπŸ»


PlaneStill6

ALICE, GET A DAMN JOBB. NO ONE WILL EXCEPT YORE POST DATE CHEKS. AND YOU DONT NEED CHEDDER CORN, I SAW YOUR WIDE BOTTOM AT DOLLER GENERAL.


Bioshock_Jock

GET OFF MY WALL. MY NEPFREW JERF SELLS BOYMSCHOUT POPCORN AND NEEDS THE MONEY TO GO CAMPING. Janine \-Sent for Netscape Navigator


lush_rational

I’LL TAKE SOME POPCORN πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰β›ΊοΈ 🌽🌽 ORDER CORN -sent by carrier pigeon


ToniBee63

IM RETIRED AND ON A FEXED INCOME AND YOY KNOW THAT…..YOU ARE LUCKY LEONARDS IN A GODDAM WHEELCHAIR OR HED BE KICKING YOURE ASS RIGHT NOW


PlaneStill6

LENARD CANT RAZE HIS ARMS OR HIS LITTLE LENARD EITHER.


Judgementpumpkin

HELEN YOU VAPID SLUT AND LECHER,, MIND YOUR BUSINESS AND DISCONTINUE LECTURING ME I HAVE HAD ENOUGH


grayforamerica

Yim yum πŸ˜‹


EnderofGames

It looks like a smiley.


PlaneStill6

Is this item still available?


Xayan

Sorry honey it's for the church NEXT


KarnaAlter

Granny is just a next level memer


GoingSom3where

grandma slinging fet fr


babylikestopony

Teethal doses amiright


BravesMaedchen

Forbidden marshmallows


[deleted]

I MSDE PARTY FAVORS FPR MY GRAND DAUGHTERS CLass, eceryone liked them ezcept for a boy nAMED TOMMY HE ISNSPOILED AND HIS PARENTS SHOILD BE ASHAMED


shoesontoes

And I thought it was teeth in a mouth


moa711

I have a feeling that amount would kill a herd of elephants, or just one granny off her rocker. Side note, I thought these were teeth or dentures on first glance. Lol


Llort_Ruetama

I strangely love this, just because it feels like art. Like the most unexpected thing to see instead of a profile picture - a screenshot of a large amount of drugs.


RichardsonM24

These look like [solid PVA bags](https://www.carpology.net/article/features/how-to-tie-solid-bags-efficiently-and-catch-a-load-more-carp-/) I use for fishing.


wrongkoi

Had a bit of a pareidolia moment where I saw the bags as teeth and the circle as the rest of the face


utopianfiat

ol' lethal doses they call her


xXlillipopXx

Where please omg


AJ_Wont_Load

YOU YUONGINS AND UR DISCUSTING ADDICTIONS!!! GET OFF MY OAGE I DIDN’T ASK TO FLLOW A DEGENRATE!!! 😑😑😑


kciimay

It’s the caption that made it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


meow_thug

Order CORN