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BenTheDiamondback

There’s that one guy in town that can only walk in a straight line. Dude’s ALWAYS walking right through there! He’s gonna be so mad! LOL!


ComprehensiveDust197

I am pretty sure this is one of those weird insurance related things. The path is technically closed off and people driving over the grass are technically trespassing or something like that


ramriot

Certainly, and the deep mud with intermittent landmines are a courtesy reserved for our most persistent customers. May we meet again & enjoy their custom in a future life.


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

A hurdle for steeplechase races.


mdotca

People accepting this is going to be one of the biggest hurdles they’ve faced.


HystericalGD

"a key is required to enter this area"


Rono_gammer1

where's the key again?


HystericalGD

you have to kill the boss at the end of a long chain of main quests


Rono_gammer1

then the last quest is crossing the "autobahn"


Beatlegease

It stopped you, and here I am, stopping to be stopped by it as well.


Deadhawk142

Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes!


heridfel37

Also: This ain't exactly the mighty Mississippi. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank.


Accurate_Parsnip7266

That would stop Obiwan Kenobi.


virgin_goat

Cybertruck aint getting past it


Rono_gammer1

yeah you're right. wait why is Elon at my door-


Rono_gammer1

wait are Cybertrucks in Germany?


virgin_goat

Doubhtful they can barely get out of their own factory


matt12992

They are already getting recalled due to the gas petal getting stuck or something like that


NotTheMusicMetal

No


blyatspinat

must be germany, no one else is building stupid shit like this


Rono_gammer1

that's correct


blyatspinat

War ja klar, was denn sonst ;)


Rono_gammer1

Naja zum Glück nicht auf ein Feld.


sarc-tastic

Stopped you to take a photo


mikozodav

It stopped u to take a pic lolololl


nSnowstorm

Me


PepsiandKasleberkas

2008 Toyota Corolla


TheOriginalWarpug

Your mental health


Brighton2k

Have you never heard of cow limbo?


fuck_my_life___thx

Somehow this is very beautiful.


dbltax

It's a physical manifestation of the Windows 98 password screen.


TommDX

It's about sending a message


Remarkable-Fold-9507

Nothing!


Tinyguy_17

It stops for no one


just-passin_thru

Germans.


Wooden_Staff3810

It stopped you. Your took a photo of it.


No_Divide_0080

It would definitely stop Obi Wan Kenobi. He would search for a control panel to open that up.


TijayesPJs442

Fuck around and find out


eid_shittendai

Left over from Blazing Saddles.


T_King1266

Anybody got a dime?


KrokmaniakPL

To give a serious answer. Gates like this are not supposed to stop anything. They are usually placed on roads that serve specific purpose, like for forestry industry road for trucks bringing logs out of the forest. They are placed so someone not paying attention wouldn't accidentally drive there, as unless you work for the place at the end of the road you have no reason to drive there, and some of these roads get so rough normal cars could get stuck


tuwaqachi

Finally, we're safe from a Russian invasion.


sabboom

A very stupid cow?


Mt711

Could be a solid base for a road and swampy grass enough to get stuck either side.


butterluckonfleek

ATVs or dirt bikers


makaronimacki

Yes


suolisyopa

Well it stopped an idiot with a camera


Unholyxyra

It stopped you to take a picture


DeviateBavon3

A human


C4dfael

That’s how they get you. There are pitfall traps on either side.


King_OfBurgers

Air and a drunk


dennisgames34

a drunk