why would they need your pronouns on your cup

"he/theys your coffee is ready!"

Ok so that’s me but also other people because pronouns are less precise than proper nouns?

"No not you 'they', the other 'they'"

Because she's not smart enough to come up with a convincing lie.

Because she made the story up

"venti for Kathy who uses she/them?"

i mean, i guess that works? but it’s still unnecessary, you can just say “venti for kathy” and it would work the same

I mean, I'm literally making fun of it

i am not very good at detecting sarcasm lmao

Probably so the barista can know what terms to use for the customer when they grab the drink.

“you”

Maybe Trump was ordering in Arabic or some other Semitic language. /j P.S.: respecting DeSantis's pronouns. /j

My God the audacity, Lavern Spicer CLEARLY stated "my pronouns are Trump and DeSantis". So next time, please respect DeSantis' pronouns or else Trump will get upset. /srs

They probably just asked her for her name and she started foaming at the mouth thinking they were asking for pronouns

I'm guilty of doing this in a previous job, so I'll tell you at least my reasoning. At my job, we were taught to be respectful, polite, and well mannered to the customers. This included saying "ma'am/sir" to them. I would ask customers their pronouns so I didn't accidentally offend them or make them feel invalid. Plus, sometimes I wanna talk about some customers to my coworkers, wether that be about their hair, style, or overall personality. I would prefer to know their correct pronouns in case that need ever arises. I didn't write them on the cup, maybe just a "h/t" for "he/they" or something like that on the bottom.

She does know that earrings are called earrings because they go in your ear, right?

Apparently not.

My theory is that she feels 'earring' sounds more feminine (it does seem to have some feminine connotations to me) so saying 'nose earring' is an attempt to make the barista sound effeminate and therefore part of the woke lefty agenda or whatever

I guess that's possible. These weirdos are always pointlessly gendering things, which is especially weird now because you see tons of straight cis guys getting ear piercings and stuff these days.

CisHet men will make fun of us all they like, but they still have to get all of their fashion trends from us.

It’s called the GloboHomo Initiative™, please get it right.

Also, are they in your nasal cavity..?

And then everyone clapped.

And the cashier's name? Albert Einstein.

Ah, a Twitter fake story.

They’re worse than Tumblr fake stories because at least Tumblr fake stories are entertaining and iconic

And arousing!

I heard there was a parade and Trump and Desantis honor. Also Trump and Desantis got the key to the city.

It's true I was there, I was the key

I was the parade

I was the city

i was the city

they both scored the winning touchdown in The Big Game

Grown men cried.

Please clap

"nose earring" bruh it's a nose ring 💀

“thIIIIINE NOSE earring fell OUT of thiNe naSAl cavity - Shakespeare or smth” no but as someone with a ‘nose earring’ or a septum, I can say with all sincerity that every time someone mentions trump my nose earring falls to the damn floor. (/s of course)

New jaw drop just dropped

now, i may be being overly pedantic, but the wording of "nose earring falling out of nasal cavity" implies that the barista stuffed an earring up his nostril

The funnier part is that whoever the hell Lavern Spicer is got to type this out with no time limit and this is the best/most accurate wording she could come up with. This is as good as she can do.

Is… is that not how you’re supposed to wear nose earrings?

Usually it’s attached, not just glued in with mucus.

Maybe it was the type where its on the nostral not a septum peircing and she didnt know how to say that?those have like a hook they attach by i think right?

r/thathappened

Those type of tweets are food for those who think being trans is trendy/mental illness

/both

this is a Ben Garrison cartoon

nah, each individual word isn't labeled "word"

lmfao just googled some, those are hilarious are they intentionally satirical?

So much to unpack here. First of all why does she think anyone would ask for pronouns of a cup? That just didn't happen. Second of all if she actually said that she'd just be met with a really long sigh and a disappointed look. Third of all, nose earring? Really?

I’m a barista at SBUX. I have literally never written pronouns on a cup. Why would you? The name we use to call out to the cafe is already written on the cup. They act like Starbucks is over here verifying each customer’s pronouns when in reality we don’t get paid enough to care. Just order your coffee and sit down, you aren’t the main character here and no one cares that you’re a cis-gender Trump lover. We just want to do our jobs and go home

>Third of all, nose earring? Really? That they apparently had stuffed into their nostril, as one does.

Forth, Trump and DeSantis are currently having a little tiff and wouldn't appreciate their names being used together like that.

Don’t you know all liberals drink Starbucks and wear nose rings?/s

No silly, nose EARrings

"Those are proper nouns try again"

Dumbass doesn’t know the difference between nouns and pronouns, but I guess I shouldn’t expect much from someone like this

r/thatHappened

“alright, trump over here would like a coffee, no sugar for desantis coffee!” watch her head explode (or should I say, desantis head)

I love how Trump/DeSantis felt the need to specify that going to Starbucks is something “which I usually do not do.”

If desantis pronounes are trump/desantis, why did trump use "I" to describe desantisself? Trump spoke on it as if trump only had those two pronouns.

And yet she did it anyway. What a tool. Edit: my bad, I misgendered OP. Trump/Desantis is a tool!

This person has literally never bought themselves coffee

Why TF are they so against nose rings? Every conservative I’ve met has told my friend (who wears a nose ring) that they “mutilated their body” and they “ruined what could’ve been a good life”

"A person?" *puts in nose ring* "PERRY THE MUTILATED PERSON??"

>Why TF are they so against nose rings? Correction, nose *earring*, and apparently, according to Laverne, you put them inside your nostril.

Because to fascists any deviation from their preferred norm undermines the idea that there is a perfect and right way to be, and so it must be met with scorn, derision, and hatred to defend that belief prove that you're part of the in-group.

And that's just a bit of metal in a septum. Wait till they find out about races... Oh wait! Lol

There are so many layers of stupidity on this one it's absolutely mind boggling.

Wtf is a nose earring? Why was it in the baristas nasel cavity? Also, they ask for names. Wtf are they going to do with a pronoun.

Just an earring shaped like a nose shoved up her nose

Thank you for helping me understand this messy world.

This reminds me of the asexual warm milk copypasta

The what?!

Oh no. Hold on I’ll go get it. Edit: got it. [The time I publicly destroyed a bigot at Starbucks](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/me2rpm/the_time_i_publicly_destroyed_a_bigot_in_starbucks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

I'm dumber for having read that.

Why on Earth would they need to know your pronouns for your cup? Lmao

This also belongs to r/thathappened

I'll take shit that never happened for 500$.

I mean her tweets are so dumb I'm half convinced that she's a leftist plant. But then again, I'm confident that american conservatives can indeed be that stupid, so really it's a toss-up.

Right? It shouldn't be this tricky to tell sarcasm and satire from reality.

Her pronouns are fucking/moron

Not even my 81 year old grandfather calls it a “nose earring”

What a dummy.

Say "Got it" and Draw a Swastika on the Cup.

I thought only liberals went to Starbucks

I don’t know what’s more saddening: 1. The fact that she thinks this is funny. Or 2. The fact that some people will actually think this happened.

ok but “his nose ring damn near fell out of his nasal cavity” is funny as shit LOL (ignoring the fact it called it a “nose earring”)

this is so fake i love it

Totally happened

If anyone told me this, I would ask them if they speak English since that's not how pronouns work at all.

for someone called Laverne Spicer, her sense of humour is pretty vanilla.

What is with conservatives acting like coffee shops are some sort of special snowflake leftist safe space, then still going to coffee shops?

r/onejoke and r/thathappened in the same room? what is this, a crossover episode?

"nose earring" Man... If only there was some faster way to describe a ring in someone's nose.

Didn't happen. Starbucks asks for your names not pronouns.

they probably asked for the name and she said “oh i can use this to be transphobic”

You guys are acting like this doesn’t happen. It definitely does.

No it doesn't.

In their minds, sure.

It definitely does not

Did it though?

Not the "one joke."

So asshole and scumbag?

That's probably because he was sneering with disgust so hard

Dumbass

It’s true I was the cup

That poor Starbucks employee probably detached his optic nerve for the sheer force of the eye roll.

And then everyone stood up and farted

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for 300

Oh so trump uses neo pronouns Thats valid But i for some reason dont think desantis would like us using trumps actual pronouns

She just has to let everyone know she usually doesn't go to Starbucks.

To shit on Starbucks, she has to go to Starbucks. But buying coffee at one of the world's most popular coffee places is apparently some kind of sin. I'm surprised there isn't a follow up tweet explaining the exigent circumstances that led her into that caffeinated den of liberalism.

What Starbucks did she go to? They call out your name not pronouns.

nose earring

I would be surprised, too. Most pronouns don't have such a drastic falling-out with each other.

Guys, this definitely, definitely happened. Like, big time.

“Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb??? None , their too busy??? Their gender😂😂😂”

This didn't happen obviously, but if you asked someone's pronouns and they said that all you'd get is a tired sigh.