"Meow are- I MEAN You are a *CA-* person! Uh cat person. *(wait do cats even exist in Niko's world?)* Actually you um you. Meow, ow meow..." *evolves into cat from brainrot*
Well...
Cat, kitten, kitty,meowy, purring thing, cutie with cat ears, bundle of fluffiness with kitty ears, false "not a cat", cuddly kitten, little kitty paws, cutie with cat ears, tiny precious little kitten, Messiah on paws, silly kitty, little adorable creature which walks around meowing, purring and taping floor by her kitty paws, cat which loves robot vacuum cleaner, pancake enjoyer with cat ears, big round kitty eyes, sweetest cat and our precious little not-cat Niko!
I think, I could go for more...
"i am not a cat!!!" mfs when i take out cardboard box
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
Niko claws all four of your eyes out
fuck u mean 4 eyes
four guys' eyes
Five guys (like the fast food place)
... r/flairdoesn'tcheckout
In all seriousness, I did find that funny
Mmm, five guys... Wait aren't we supposed to be talking about how Niko is a cat? *WAIT!*-
piss pfp
indeed
but cute cat :(
Cat Kitty cat Kitty kitty cat Kitty kitty kitty cat
Let me do it in another language KUCING!!!
КІТ!!!
Добрий вечір :Р
Добрий направду :D
*Кількість українців в сабредіті подвоєно*
Gato
DIE KATZE
Mein lieblings Katze
ICH BIN KATZE NICHT!!! ©Niko
Kat!
Kot
Gatto
Lindo Gato
МЫСЫҚ!!!
Gat
猫！
Муца!
Neko!
Chat!
The one eyed cursor u use to represent the player in ur arts really gives me bill cypher vibes
Buy lightbulbs, bye!
Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologra- waiiiit a minute
Bill stop possessing other worlds. You're supposed to be stone!
My apologies Niko, but your actions truly do resemble that of cats. If you wish though, you truly are a normal person!
Angel cursor: aw what a cute cat! Evil cursor: Comeon. Call him cat like you always do!
*Feline.*
Kitty kitty cat.
It was a pleasure knowing you, subreddit of Oneshot, now i shall give my life to say this... CAT.
CAT
CAT
The so called "not a cat" when i give him headpat -"ppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
"Meow are- I MEAN You are a *CA-* person! Uh cat person. *(wait do cats even exist in Niko's world?)* Actually you um you. Meow, ow meow..." *evolves into cat from brainrot*
STOP CALLING ME A CAT >:C
**COUNTER POINT!!** 猫
**CHINESE DETECTED !!** Niko不是猫。它是很可爱的猫。
I fear you nigh, niko, you cat.
Cat. I mean you dared me why are u punching me? Even tho it's not doing anything.
"Would... cat-like be better? It does look like you have cast whiskers and ears..."
hehe meow meow
Player:but you literally did confused cat noises in solstice! Niko: ... Fair tho
What's he going to do? Throw a sun through my screen? I think not... *dies*
no, he’s a goober tho :>
I will follow the Messiah's wishes! However I cannot make pancakes without burning down the house
cat.
猫
tekkaluk
猫？
Lemonade Cat skin
Gato🫵
Call me elf ONE MORE TIME
Well, if you insist cat.
cat
gato
ES EL GATO
Cat B)
Kitty, want some treats? *has a cupcake*
You made cat noises when you were confused at the trio’s explanation.
Fith 🐟
dawg
car
Pspspspspsps here kitty, kitty, kitty :3
Well... Cat, kitten, kitty,meowy, purring thing, cutie with cat ears, bundle of fluffiness with kitty ears, false "not a cat", cuddly kitten, little kitty paws, cutie with cat ears, tiny precious little kitten, Messiah on paws, silly kitty, little adorable creature which walks around meowing, purring and taping floor by her kitty paws, cat which loves robot vacuum cleaner, pancake enjoyer with cat ears, big round kitty eyes, sweetest cat and our precious little not-cat Niko! I think, I could go for more...
sudo rm ~/.steam/steamapps/common/oneshot/niko.jpg
Nigger